“what’s Nightmare doing signing paperwork all day”
“is he catelogging aus”
“is he signing 100 treaties”
“is he writing fanfiction”
NO. (well. maybe the fanfic.)
you guys what if Nightmare is just a landlord?
over the last 500+ years he’s accumulated property after property and he makes fucking bank. gramps just monopolized the housing industry (s. plural industries. multiversal)
why does he need money? because he wants it duh. also leverage, he can bribe anyone who won’t be intimidated by him.
he pays for his castle of course! he’s much harder to trace if the records for his property are that of an honest, tax paying citizen!
who’s to say nightmare didn’t build the castle himself at this point!
he’s managing legions of properties and renters on the daily, very high maintenance, lots of paperwork to file and mail to send daily.
he went
“How do i make people most miserable”
“I know.”
“I’ll be a landlord”
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Day 191 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! I’ve been finding a lot of dandelions around, guess its the time of year for them!! Also means its the time of year for dandelion themed pranks >:].
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since i wanted to finish something i colored this meme
here's the original meme
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Nightmare’s favourite food?
In case you can’t read my writing:
Killer: … oh shit
Dust: did you just burn something again?
Killer: yeah… the popcorn got burnt :(
Dust: sigh, let’s just throw it out before Horror sees it
Nightmare: what is that HORRIBLE smell?
Dust: N-NIGHTMARE! I MEAN BOSS!
Killer: I burned the pop. Sorry
Nightmare: Burnt popcorn..? *eats it* Mmm! Delicious!
Nightmare: Now go back to training! I don’t want weak idiots working for me!!
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Share da plague <33
[4/20] happy belated birthday xd
Fresh by loverofpiggies
And a piece I started but failed to finish for now??
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my curiosity wishes to know who is the most threatened by the word moist.
him, without a shadow of a doubt .
error by loverofpiggies
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ya know what I’m gonna say it
This is from a while back but it still applies 👀
also bonus
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