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braimin · 30 days

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This is super random but one of my favorite things in fics is when Zeff like hates Zoro. Like obviously he doesn’t actually hate him and as long and Sanjis happy he’s happy and he knows Zoro makes him happy, but I still think the idea of him like constantly staring daggers Into Zoro is so funny.

Also another one of my favorites is Usopp walking in at the worst time for them, like Usopp has seen some horrors, I know he is so traumatized and it kills me every time.

Anyway this is just me yapping cuz I don’t have anyone to tell this to sorry😭

Darling, the whole reason I started posting on here in the first place is because I have no friends who will listen to me yap, so no need to apologize for being a fellow yapper. ✨

Zeff has mad beef with Zoro, not just because he's dating his son, but also because he's so reckless. And when Zoro gets hurt is makes Sanji upset. Zoro cannot be allowed to live if he makes Zeff's son upset. But him dying would make Sanji cry so Zeff just has to settle for quietly fuming and being an asshole when his boy isn't looking.

When Zeff first moved to the All Blue to be with Sanji, Zoro got to see how much of a daddy's boy he is. Like they yell and argue and even have physical fights in the kitchen all the time, but also when they cook together Sanji hangs off him like a child, he's always one step behind him and following him everywhere. Sanji could ask the old man to do anything and he'd do it. He's woken Zeff up at three am before and asked him to make soup because he didn't feel good and Zeff immediately was down in the kitchen making it. Zoro wants to tease him about it, but when he brings it up Zeff will loom over him with a knife and be like 'And what about it, scrub.'

Zoro learns very quickly where Sanji gets his pettiness from because Zeff will disagree with anything Zoro says on principle alone, it does not matter what he's saying. He purposely only speaks french to Sanji for a really long time because he thinks Zoro doesn't deserve to know what they're talking about. He refused to cook any japanese dishes for him for a while too, just to be a dick. Zoro has lived with Sanji for a long time so he's used to the petty behavior. Eventually Zeff chills out and they bond over nagging Sanji into taking breaks and taking care of himself. And they start having drinks and fishing nights every week so they can shit talk about the annoying things Sanji has done lately. Sanji just has to deal with it because they're getting along, and he doesn't wanna ruin that.

Usopp having to live through The Horrors of being Sanji's bestie is a tragedy. Like he's one of the ones that spends the most time at Sanji's side during the day. (Because Luffy isn't allowed in the kitchen when he's not eating, Robin and Chopper spend a lot of time in the library studying, and everyone else prefers to be out on deck doing their own things.) Sometimes he'll come to sit in the kitchen and find Zoro and Sanji making out, or hear Zoro try to coerce the cook into a storage closet. He's had to witness them be so gross together.

But the true Horrors aren't always the shit he has to see, no, it's also the shit he has to hear Sanji talk about. Because that jerk has no filter and no shame. So they'll be sitting in silence for a while and then the cook will turn to him and give him the most unhinged, and vulgar description of what him and his boyfriend got up to the night before; and then ends it with 'So yeah, now my leg hurts, maybe I sprained something?'. Usopp has tried to tell him to stop, that he does not want to hear the nitty gritty of how these freaks get down, but Sanji just ignores him and keeps going. Sometimes he'll look to Usopp and be like 'Ya'know, lately I've been wanting to try-' and then break down one of his depraved fantasies about the swordsman, and Usopp wishes Chopper could do something to make him forget the last eight minutes of his life.

He tells Usopp everything, not just the sexual shit, he tells him about all the 'cute' things Zoro has said, shows him the little trinkets and gifts the man has brought him, he talks about what his future plans are with his pet moss. And Usopp is happy for his friends, yeah, but he's also a lonely guy with no girlfriend, so these bastards can go to hell with all their cutesy romance bullshit.

#zosan #one piece #sanji #zoro #Usopp #red leg zeff #every now and then Zoro has to stop himself from fist fighting an old man #Usopp thinks he deserves financial compensation for the emotional trauma they have given him.#Sanji is just happy to be here

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lowkeyrobin · 2 months

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can you pretty please try doing reader who is a certified yapper 🗣‼️ but also has moments where they just get tired of talking and are dead silent for like 20 minutes straight and then go straight back to yapping 😼 sorry if its super specific lmao but i do this all the time

also could i maybe be 🦋 anon??

hello!! welcome to the family 🦋 anon! and yes ofc :) sorry if I misunderstood, kinda autopiloted to mcyt so sorry if you meant this for another fandom LMAO ; struggled to think of new thoughts so sorry for small cast of people 💀🙏

MCYT ; certified yapper

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, quackity, & nihachu

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he does the same thing

will rant about anything and everything especially if you're talking about the same thing

but if it's out of the blue like "omg look at this tik tok drama blah blah blah" he just blinks before he's like "oh shit. here we go again"

then you just stop talking after a moment and gets weirdly uneasy with the silence

"can you talk more?"

"about what??"

he just shrugs "I like when you yap away, you're nice background noise"

you dramatically scoff "Okay, asshole"

you're silent for a while and just start revving up the engine again "Holy shit here's another thing, this girl-"

TUBBO

will proudly listen to you yap on about some stupid shit or about lore to a show/movie you're fixated on

he'll ask you questions and stuff

he's used to it dw

you'll go silent for a little while like you're processing new data and he'll just be like "Okay, I think we should do xyz and..."

then you'll like come back to life and start talking again

he secretly sets a timer each time you go quiet until you start ranting again and he'll put it on his stream 💀

"damn, 19 minutes this time"

"Huh? 19 minutes for what?"

RANBOO

nods along and actually listens

dude doesn't care, they're listening to you no matter what

whether it be about serious topics or some silly internet stuff you like, he'll always listen and make sure to note it down that way he can start a conversation with you about something you like or are passionate about

"yknow what I like about the nether?"

"what?" he smiles

"how pretty and diverse it is. yeah you can say the overworld is just as if not more diverse with biomes and stuff, but they could've just left it boring red netherrack everywhere you go and stuff, it adds so much more life-"

they love how passionate about things you can be

if for a very extended period of time, they'll check up on you like "you good?"

you just nod like "I'm tired of talking L"

BADLINU

nods along with you

he doesn't see it as yapping, he sees it as a genuine conversation no matter what you're talking about

adds some stuff in when you like pause to breathe

once you go quiet he can just sit in silence with you forever

this is basically his opportunity to talk to you about like tik tok drama lmao

if you don't know about it at all, all ears open and you're focused

your dynamic 🔛🔝

QUACKITY

you're both yappers let's be honest

constantly talking over each other and play fighting for the most attention out of other people 💀💀

"SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TALKING"

"I WAS TALKING FIRST, LET ME TELL THEM ABOUT MY NEW FAVORITE MOVIE"

then you just get tired of talking and wanna strip mine or something LMFAO

he always checks to make sure he didn't upset you after every time you go silent

it's just by reflex lmao

he does listen to you when you yap about a fixation don't worry

gift inspo goes crazy

NIHACHU

loves when you talk or yap about something you like or some drama you found

she's like your safe person to talk about everything to, she loves having that kind of title for you

"and then xyz"

"Oh my God, really??"

she'll whole ass put everything down just to listen to you talk about dumb shit I swear

she encourages it, like just speak your mind dude

also uses what you talk about as gift inspiration for anything, birthday, valentines day, anytime she wants to get you stuff

half the time you forget what you just said and she recaps you

"Oh, thank you! anyways-"

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #quackity x reader #badlinu x reader #tubbo x reader #nihachu x reader #niki nihachu x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #🦋 anon

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bluue-god · 4 months

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☆ ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ 🌊 ☆｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆

My official introduction!

[General infos]

♤- Gemma here!

♤- I'm Agender Demiboy, I use all pronouns.

♤- Aroace 💚💜 [I'm an Asexual grossed out by sex, so mind that. I'm also a romance neutral Aromantic.]

♤- Capricorn ♑

♤- anything sea, space or just blue themed are my weakness.

♤- I'm also into vampires and sea creatures and folklore! I'd love to learn more!!

♤- I'm all about OCS. I have lots of them and I LOVE talking and sharing about them!

♤- OC X CANON.

♤- Any DIASOMNIA X DIASOMNIA or DIASOMNIA ship gives me the ick for personal reasons. That doesn't apply to Oc X Diasomnia ships!! Love a good ol' oc X canon or self ship :3 (unless it's with a specific character because I have issues.)

♤- I'm up if you're interested in being my moot! Do not be afraid, I bite only when I get comfortable :3

|I{•------» more down! «------•}I|

[Tags I'll use]

✰- #Gilia🌊🦇 (G and Lilia. All of it is platonic)

✰- #Gruggie🌊🍩 (G and Ruggie)

✰- #G🌊 (my Sona!)

✰- #Smayan⛓️ (My Heartslabyul oc)

✰- #Siamec2➿ (My Pomefiore twins ocs)

✰- #Tristen➰ (One of the two twins)

✰- #Kristen➰ ( the other twin)

✰- #funzies (auto explained.)

✰- #🌊QnA (Inbox replies!)

✰- #🌊 sounds (a fancy way to indicate me yapping over some shi)

✰- #🌊G Oc (an original that isn't from a fandom)

✰- #🌟 (personal faves of mine :3 )

✰- #🎖️Hall of Fame of Reblogs🎖️ (see it.)

[Other!]

[OC & more!]

♪- My Sona reference sheet!

☽- I like Persona 5, Breath of the wild, RPGs like mad father, Ib, etc :3

☽- I'm a professional yapper. I yap a lot.

☽- I'm also on tik tok and Instagram! Also Twitter but I don't use it much.

[☆Mutuals☆]

☆ You should totally follow them! ☆

☆ @cumonpumpkin ☆

☆ @kitwasnothere ☆ @kitwasheree - art blog :3

☆ @melsiel2 ☆

☆ @distant-velleity ☆

☆ ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ 🌊 ☆｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆

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lovings4turn · 19 days

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𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐀 𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 — send me a lil description of yourself + fandom(s) and i'll ship you with someone + give you your best friend !

first off congrats again lovely

I'm Dominican, Portuguese and black i love stem ( but not good at math lol ) training to become a peds nurse in school i play soccer, softball and badminton and sometimes go karting with friends

I love f1, soccer, and ice hockey

I like long walks, going shopping, yapping ( sometimes I talk too much lol ), reading, watch medical dramas, and horror films

favorite color is lavender and light blue

my favorite drivers are lewis, the ferrari and mclaren boys and jenson button and seb vettel

I love listening to Abba, sza, Raya, bad bunny, rauw alejandro, kali uchis, adele

thank you so so much darling - and thank you for joining in the celebration !!! hope you like this <333

𝐢'𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜 !

your description just absolutely screamed charles to me oh my god !!! i can see him being absolutely enamoured by you , like , head over heels , he's down that bad

ᡣ𐭩 charles gets so invested in all of the medical dramas you watch like . at first , he's just watching them because you enjoy them , and hell , if it means he gets to sit and cuddle you he would watch anything . but then , as he watches more episodes , he becomes more and more invested , and before he knows it he's absolutely hooked !!!

ᡣ𐭩 he so suggests that the two of you go karting together . it seems a little unfair , considering he is literally a formula one driver , but he thinks it's so fun that the two of you get to enjoy one of his passions together !!! plus , he thinks there's no sight cuter than you wearing a race helmet , visor up so all he can see is the crinkles by your eyes produced by how hard you're smiling at him . he also loves attending any of your sports games - even if he doesn't fully understand every last rule !

ᡣ𐭩 charles also loves shopping , and so you guys often have little shopping dates together !!! he insists on spoiling you , shutting down any protest you try to produce ,, because he wants to buy you everything your heart desires !!! and of course , he'll carry your bags for you , too (twitter definitely goes wild when a picture of him walking around with tons of shopping bags and a huge smile is dropped)

ᡣ𐭩 so , so impressed by the fact that you're training to become a peds nurse like . he cannot wrap his head around how smart you must be for that ,, he's truly amazed by you !!! loves to ask you about your day and will also inundate you with trillions of questions about your profession choice , not only because he's interested but also loves getting to hear you talk !!!

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 !

ᡣ𐭩 as one of the biggest yappers ever , you and lando would make the best of friends !!! you two never run out of things to talk about , and never tire of hearing the other talk , either !! there is no such thing as 'talking too much' as far as lando is concerned , honestly

ᡣ𐭩 lando definitely watches one (1) ice hockey game with you and becomes convinced he could do it , too . you remind him that he can't even stay upright for more than a minute on the ice but he waves you off , assuring you he'd probably be able to skate circles around half of the players on the team (he's lying to himself . physically cannot stop himself from giggling before the words have even left his mouth)

ᡣ𐭩 watching a horror movie with lando is the funniest thing ever . he insists he won't get scared by it , then thirty minutes in is hiding behind a pillow , laughing so hard despite being absolutely horrified . he's so reactive (and so , so easy to scare afterwards . sneak up behind him and shout 'boo!' and he's jumping a foot into the air , i swear)

#𑁤 becca’s 1k fright fest !

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mad-mans-monologues · 2 months

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Welcome to My Bullshit

I have a sum of zero ideas for what I'm actually doing here. Or a million? Yeah. Somewhere between zero and a million ideas on whatever the hell I'm doing here. I think the initial thought was to make a blog on what interests me.

Then I realised that most people in my life are yappers. I love them for it, of course, but I don't really have room to yap. There's enough words in my atmosphere. So I guess they're all going here. I don't think I'll be posting anything private. Just random bullshit. Musings, if you will, on philosophy, science, history, literature, and kinesics.

I don't like talking about myself. But that doesn't mean I don't have a lot to say. I don't say a lot, but that also doesn't mean I won't funnel it through to this random abyss. If you take the time to read what I say, I don't know if I should thank you yet. I'll apologise beforehand if I waste your time, though.

#philosophy #science #history #literature #body language #blog

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chunghasgirlfriend · 3 months

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shit happens and i guess im bi now :D college update

well no one is really here but me, but i guess i wanted to at least update my blog. I'm bi now.

I want to be surprised but I'm really not. I first came out in the summer of 2016. I had just finished 6th grade and moved. I don't really remember how it came out, but I told my sister that I think I like girls. Not lesbian or bi, just that I like girls and that might make me a lesbian. I came out again in a few months on the bus saying I was bi.

And I wish that was the end, but this back and forth being a lesbian or bi would go on for years. until I guess now. 7 years later.

When I got to college, I expected my life to change, but not this much. I have always mostly had girl friends, even when I came out. I just didn't hang around many guys and the high school I went to didn't have much guys so I largely ignored them. But coming to college, I've met so many dudes and even got to be friends with a bunch of them. But there was one guy to change it all for me.

He's a really nice guy. And not nice guy as in I can't say anything about him other than that he's not a weirdo. I mean it when I say he's a nice guy. He has helped me a lot this semester. He looked out for me when I was super sick and kept checking up on me. When it was revealed that I got mono, he still comforted me even then that it wasn't even embarassing. He went to the library a lot by the end of the semester just to hang out with me and a couple friends. He lets me rant and vent about my problems and about our lives before we met. Just talking about who we are. He even made such an effort to get to know me and what I like. Like a few weeks ago when I went to his apartment, he just asked me about SEVENTEEN, and if you see this blog you know how much I love SEVENTEEN. I've also gotten to know him as well. Our fam, part of the big-little college club program, play this card game where we get asked super personal questions to get to know who we actually are. And his insistence on playing the game actually made all of us get closer and know each other better.

I think it's funny because he does make random friends, especially with women and he sounds like a lowkey fuck boy, but trust me, as a friend, he's super caring. even when he really doesn't have to be. he might be different as a lover, but he's an amazing friend and that above all matters to me.

And it was this slow accumulation that made me question my sexuality. because he's amazing and I'm so attracted to him. I've already suspected I was actually bi before I came here, but now I officially can say I am. and this is so self indulgent, but I want to list out EVERYTHING that made my heart flutter so hard.

He remembered my name. Even went up to me in GBMs to dap me up and talk to me when the semester started.

He kept checking up on me when I was sick. I was badly sick with undiagnosed mono at the time and I lost my voice on multiple occassions and got feverish. Throughout it all, he kept checking up on me and even kept encouraging me to hang out and to not be left behind. When I was diagnosed, he was the first person I told. He didn't judge me then. Even months later, he was joking about catching mono and all of our friends catching it so I wasn't alone.

He got to know me and insisted on doing so. He didn't have to. so far in the past, the fam program hasn't always been the best and usually fall through, but we did so good. We bonded well and I credit him trying to get to know me. He didn't even do it for the fam program, he just genuinely wanted to get to know me. He wasn't forced to do this.

He let me yap on and on about anything. I'm a huge yapper. I don't stop talking when I start. He has let me rant, vent, and just complain about everything. From my past, my classes, mono, genshin, anime, kpop, anything.

He helped me go to the gym. I was always planning on going but I was too scared because I've never been. I mentioned it off handedly one time and he decided to be my gym buddy. He's helped me alot with gaining confidence in the gym.

He compliments me a lot. From calling my hair cute, liking my outfits, and even noticing when I painted my nails, saying he loved the color. I went to the gym one day and he complimented all three, to the point even my other friend who we go to the gym with mentioned it. I haven't been called pretty for most of my life, so it feels good to see other people call me these things. Especially from a guy.

He matches my humor and vibe. There's nothing better than meeting someone equally as weird as you. Can take dark humor. And just comment weird shit together. Like oh yeah I just pooped. Or how do you want to die? Or would you start a cult. I'm insane and he kinda is too.

He's just genuinely a nice guy. Caring and playful. People sometimes use nice as a substitute because they don't know someone well enough to say anything else. He cares and he's a great friend. And he's also super playful, so it's never boring around him. He makes people comfortable around him quick. He might not tell me everything, but the fact remains that despite this, he comes off as super authentic.

He promised to take me out of state. He heard that I haven't been out of state (during dinner with his family. long story.) and offered to take me out for a weekend or so. Just because of me, our friend group is trying to take a trip during spring break. It means so much. I haven't travelled much in my entire life because my family is poor.

I know that it seems like there's really no barriers between us, but this family program doesn't usually work out. And the fact that mine has is kinda a miracle. Aside from just the name of family, these people have become my actual friends and an actual friend group. I don't know if I could handle losing them if we broke up.

But really, this is just an excuse I use. I'm afraid that if I chase him, I won't be able to pull him. He has interest in a girl and he likes her, well crushing on her. He doesn't know her that well, but he wants to. And he tells me all about her and how he's trying to get to know her. There's this girl that likes me and while she's cute, I've developed an actual interest in my boy crush. If I date her, she will be my rebound and I can't do that to her. Well I would've if she wasn't also in our club and close to my other friends.

But that's the thing. Usually people come to me and I don't chase. And I'm afraid that if I chase, I'll never get the people I want. Above all, I'm scared of rejection. I thought I buried those feelings of rejection a long time ago, but it seems I'm still afraid.

I've only known this guy as an actual friend since October 2023 and I think I'm in love with him. Which sounds crazy, but I've been texting him everyday and our friend group being college students makes it easy. Hell, he's texting me as of this moment. I don't want to lose him as my close friend if he doesn't return my feelings. In such a small time he's become someone I can't lose.

I want to mention that he's perfect for me. I want a friends to lovers situation when I fall in love. Lots of people become friends with people that they're interested in and then wish to date them. But for me, I've always wanted a love where I fall for my friend. I didn't become friends with them for any other reason than to just be friends. Then along the way, for some reason, without even noticing it, I fell in love. To me, he's like that. I can't even recall when I noticed that I liked him. All I remember was the realization that I was not a lesbian and I had a huge crush on him. He makes me happier.

First it was making me more cheerful. Then it was talking to me often and letting me send weird reels to him. Then it was going to the gym with him. Then it was bringing him to my dorm and me going to his apartment to hang out usually for short bits or with others around. Then it was him complimenting me. Then it was me hanging out with him alone at his apartment. It was us watching a basketball game together in the library. It was discord calls over winter break. It was bi-weekly meals and tri-weekly workout sessions.

I keep repeating these because they make my heart skip and butterflies fill my stomach. He's just so charming and he doesn't even realize it.

I just like him so much.

#chunghasgirlfriend #bi myself #bi girl struggles #crush #pining #he's so sweet #is he sweet or just rich #more at 7

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