[Philip about the Collectors disc thing, S2 E12]
Philip: How to describe you? Oval? Oblong? A round Boi :3?
How is someone so evil so silly?
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Queen Dice upon meeting the sisters: Yeah, they tried to fight back, they nearly got me, but y’know… I handled it.
The Devil:
The Devil: They were children, Dice.
~Later~
Queen Dice after being beat by the Cup sisters: *Mocking* They’re just children Dice.
The Devil: SHUT UP!
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Amity: Darius, you like my dad... the way my mom likes my dad, don't you.
Darius: ...
Darius: Your mom likes your dad?
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this post just really reminds me of these two. i love how King is Luz’s little brother but also a cat but also a demonic beast of untold power
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Luz: Well, we all have our demons.
Luz: *grabbing King* This one’s mine.
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Random incorrect quotes generator my beloved <3
I gave up on the background as you may see bu it is 1am and I am tired
Hope ya’ll find it as funny as I did lmao
bonus:
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