I'd rather be in Bahia Honda. Its 1975.

The Names Of The Keys For Cinderella Boy (Webtoon) + ideas/theories on unknown ones

I’ve been obsessing over this for hours.

Confirmed Keys (Keys that have names and their roles):

Silver- Heroine Key, User: Chase Hollow, Color: Silver

Bronze- Helper Key, User(heavily implied): Deacon, Color: Bronze

Violet- Villainess Key, User: “Buddy”, Color: Purple

Unconfirmed Keys(Key with fandom given names and possible roles for them):

Gold- Hero Key, User: Unknown, Color: Gold

(I feel like the name is a given because it’s first place and usually main character. I think as a cute nickname Gold should be sometimes called Goldie. He’s got to be the oldest with the Villain key being the second oldest then Silver(headcanon but I wouldn’t be surprised is Silver is the second oldest because Silver is typically a second place medal. I keep think of Bronze, Silver, and Gold being the Main Protagonist Trio because of their names. The names are what get me))

Obsidian- Villain Key, User: Unknown, Color: Glassy Pitch Black (Basing the color on how the actual stone looks.)

(I wish I knew who came up with this name because I absolutely loved it. I feel like it fits perfectly and black matches well with purple as villain colors)(if you are reading this, please comment so I can credit you properly for having mentioning the name first.)

Trevor- Everyman Key, User: Unknown, Color: Brown(chosen because it’s a basic color)

(credit for the role goes to @bananacakepie. Post: https://www.tumblr.com/bananacakepie/743283540605747200/so-theres-a-webtoon-called-cinderella-boy-by?source=share )

(This name is kind of a joke but also not really. I saw a post by the creator about how all the servants were named Trevor no matter what they did for a living and I found that a little funny. I used that idea for a key that was copied into many keys so that random members of Ex Libris could walk around in the story without any real hassle and spy on anyone with a main key to make sure they were doing their job properly. It’s a blank key with no little person but it’s still named the “Trevor” key by low ranking members as an inside joke. I then saw a post here on tumblr about different possible roles for the keys, saw Everyman role, and was like as a joke, Trevor should be the name of that key too. Anyways, still going to keep my original idea for Trevor because I kind of got maybe two fics that involve the blank keys but I wanted to share my thoughts on possibly names/Key roles)

I will add more keys as we learn of them/come up with them and update any information. Comment whatever Key roles/names so that I can add them as well. I want to add personalities to them too but I’m bad at describing them so also comment that if you want to.

This St Andrews bar has quite a unique way of easily identifying how much you Scotch malt is going to cost you! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I just spent about 30 minutes on the phone with a lady from Hong Kong trying to explain that she should figure out her transportation plans BEFORE flying to the opposite side of the planet. She didn't think she needed a rental car because she thought she could rely on public transit.

We don't have that down here.

You can't just get on a metro at Miami International and get off in Key Largo. There is no metro! There's not even a bus route! You would need like 3 or 4 transfers to get here from MIA. The "local" bus runs in a loop from Key West to Florida City (the southernmost town on the mainland), but only comes once an hour, has no set schedule or tracker, very few designated stops (which are too far away from each other), and tends to break down on the side of the road. Greyhound runs through the Keys, but the only station is in Key West, 100 miles from the motel. Uber and Lyft don't really have a presence down here because the rich retired republicans who run the county thought they would attract too much riff raff from the north, so if you don't have a car, you're shit out of luck. Nothing is close to anything else so you can't even walk, and the bike lanes are laughable.

This is not a place you can just go to without a plan. She would have been stranded in Miami, hundreds of miles from her destination, which is a punishment I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. Miami is a steaming cesspit, especially at night, so I had to convince her to arrange transportation before committing to her trip.

Godspeed, Hong Kong lady. Good luck.

It was wimdy

Key Largo... (Cue the beach boys)

Photography by Calvin Hanson

finally, after a ridiculous amount of time...!!! big reference sheet for every member of the keys :) will follow up with one for the ridges uhhh. whenever i get to it!! enjoy!

feel free to send any questions about any characters that are here i will be more than happy to answer!

Kramer’s gonna push George into a mental breakdown.

i don’t wanna cry, the keys (1981).

was it really just our last goodnight when i saw the light and i know that you’ve been tellin’ lies? oh no, not me, i don’t wanna’ cry

"I love Key West. There's a very special attraction that comes with it. You can't really describe it, it's like a disease.

It's everything. It's not just the food, and the people, and the atmosphere, and the weather, but it's everything all coming together.

It's just a very special place. It's like magic."

Learn more at drawntokeywest.com

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

This is a map of the Florida Keys:

And here is a map of what tourists THINK the Florida Keys are:

The first 100 miles just don't count.

I work in the Middle Keys just south of Islamorada, and a ton of tourists who stay at the motel say this exact exchange verbatim, "I'm so glad to have a place to sleep for the night, we've been on the road all day, we're going into the Keys tomorrow." Buddy, you're already IN the Keys. You're almost halfway down em. What do you think the Keys are? Have you noticed that there's only one road and you've crossed multiple bridges between islands? Did you miss the big WELCOME sign up in Key Largo like 30 miles ago? Do you not have a GPS? How do these people live their lives with zero spatial awareness? How do you not know where you are? These are the same kind of people who don't know how far away the airport is from their destination. How do you go on 4-figure vacation without a plan? You didn't book this motel room in advance, you just saw our VACANCY sign, so do you have a place to stay down in "the Keys," or are you just gonna hope there's something open when you get there?

There is some pretty shocking footage out there of the Baltimore bridge collapse early this morning. I've already seen some incredibly wrong, incredibly insensitive Hot Takes about how shitty the bridge was to have fallen after being bonked by a boat, etc

Please don't be that person.

The facts will come out. Speculation is silly. In addition to loss of life, the Francis Scott Key bridge was a major arterial in that region's highway system. Its loss will be felt for years, and not just to daily commuters.

Baltimore harbor is closed. No shipping at all. This will impact supply chains in ways we cannot even assess yet.

It's pretty fucked up.

The fact that when they say “we know who stole the bolt!” Luke’s reply isn’t “who?” but “how do you know?”