#The absolute male clownery
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JUST SAW SOME CRAZY MISOGYNY AND MISOGYNOIR ON MY DASH SO NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH 10 FEMINIST POSTS IN A ROW😘
#First of all transmisogyny isn't a thing bc males cannot be oppressed#On the basis of their sex/gender in a patriarchy no matter if they think wearing makeup makes them female. They cannot experience misogyny.#Also TRAs NEVER calling out the rampant racism and misogynoir in their own movement#And calling feminists who fight for sex based rights inherently racist for... Fighting for women's sex based rights..?#They keep saying black women arent women and then pointing to radical feminists and go see! You dont view black women as women!#As if radfems even considered black women to be different in their womanhood?#Only white males can other black women like that I swear#And completely ignore the fact that radical feminism is most widespread in mostly NON-WHITE COUNTRIES#Anyway when they deal with all the racism and nazism and incels in their own ranks they can start talking#Not saying there isn't racism in radical feminism bc racism is EVERYWHERE where there are white ppl/colonizers/descendants of colonizers#The absolute male clownery#They only care about black women when they can use them as weapons against evil ''terfs'' lol#How about listening to black women? You know those who you call non-women? Those you silence and threaten and speak over?#VERY WHITE MALE BEHAVIOUR JUST SAYING UWU#Also can privileged white males stop stealing the language of the group they oppress to silence us thank youuuu
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For the "give me a show and I'll tell you" game: Only Friends (I know it's not finished yet but you know I had to 😌 )
thank you for the ask, dear, i absolutely adore the amount of love and obsession we have for ofts 😌
my favorite female character
i'm actually gonna go ahead and say april. i know we don't see a lot of her and everything we see of her is in relation to chueam, but she is great at all that. she is just an amazing and supportive girlfriend through and through.
my favorite male character
sand and boston are currently fighting over that title. sand is likely winning, but by a very small margin. and like, props to boston, because while i knew that i'd love sand almost the second he showed up, boston went from "you're annoying, but in a compelling and entertaining way, so i'll give you that" to "i stand with my cancelled wife" and that's impressive as hell.
my favorite episode (if its a tv show)
episode 10, actually! it completely knocked it out of the fucking park. i think it could be that my feelings are also heightened by the fact that episodes 10 in the past have given me the "we're coming up to a trainwreck" feeling so many times, while the ofts episode 10 made me even more in love with the series and extremely confident in the last two episodes. but it was also just incredibly good. it fully turned my feelings about boston and bostonnick around, it brought up the final issues with raysand and put them on the path to resolving absolutely everything that needs to be resolved to be happy together, it gave me the cunty bitch that is boeing, it made mew completely unhinged, it made top squirm. everything i could have possibly fucking wished for and even more.
my favorite cast member
this one is hard actually, so i'm going to divide the answer into three. 1) force. obviously. he's been one of my favourite actors since enchante and that has not changed one bit. he is doing an amazing job at playing someone i deeply dislike, truly showing off his range here. 2) first. i've always appreciated his acting, but i've never been able to enjoy it to the full unhinged level, because there was something about each of his previous characters that i did not like. now that he is playing someone i am ready to kill and maim for, i am enjoying his performance tenfold. 3) neo. i've seen him in things before and i have liked his acting, but he truly took it to a new level with boston. he is so unbelievably fucking good at what he does that i recently told one of my friends i think he is the best actor from the 2000s gang and i do absolutely stand by that.
my favorite ship
sandray. no contest there babeyyyyy. just the idea of love not being something that a person "deserves", but something that happens and something that can be fulfilling and beautiful, even when there are hurdles and difficulties? the idea that everyone can find someone who won't even "bear them", but just like them and not really find their complexities and flaws that burdensome? immaculate.
a character I’d die defending
boston and ray, but only in regards to particular clownery. both of these have made mistakes, but people acting like boston is pure evil (while he's just... selfish, and that's literally it) or treating ray like the devil because of his addiction would both cause me to draw my bow.
a character I just can’t sympathize with
i was going to say mew just because i don't like him the most, but since the question is specifically about who i can't sympathize with - it's top. like, he really just fucked around and found out to me. also atom and gap, obviously, but i feel like that goes without saying.
a character I grew to love
boston and nick, in different ways. as i said before, boston used to kind of annoy me but in a way that was entertaining. but then he just moved on from his own mess with such ease that it made megiggle and episode 10 finally solidified both how lonely he actually is (seeing as his whole friend group doesn't actually care about him) and also how he can, in fact, change and realise things about himself and open up in a really meaningful and beautiful way, all of which made him jump to being a fave. as for nick, i've always liked that messy messy bitch, but the things that he took away from the situation with boston, the fact that he realised and acknowledged where he fucked up, the fact that he just genuinely loves boston and sees the best in him but also finally respected boundaries to the full and was planning to leave him alone? the beautiful growth there just made me adore him.
my anti otp
probably raymew? like, truly, no one has ever had a worse idea in their entire life. raymew was bad for everyone who was even a little involved. complete mess. two of the most incompatible people in the world. so much so that, despite the fact that the series wants me to believe they work as friends, i don't even think that's true. i don't like raymew's relationship in any capacity, frankly speaking. i don't think they fit together at all.
send me a name for a drama (or dramaS) and i will answer all these questions
(list of dramas i've seen)
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I stumbled on one of your pro life posts and I was like "good for you for speaking up"! I'm not black but most of my family is mixed/African so the issue of racism in abortion really matters to me. And then I saw that you're French, you're a daughter of God, you're against rad feminism AND you criticize the weird """trad feminity""" aesthetic for what it is (super yikes and not at all biblibal despite its bible quotes, there are plenty of verses that say we should be modest and unadorned, I'm pretty sure that doesn't translate to constantly looking like the bitchy southern belles in The Help and worshiping the ground our husbands walk on as if they're Jesus). Anyway, you're a sister after my own heart. Ton courage m'inspire !
Haha what a lovely ask, merci t'es trop mignonne!!💜
Yeah I think my stance is quite hard to understand because as much as I'm Christian, I am not conservative, nor liberal, don't mess with the trad larp, not a feminist, nor an anti feminist ; I don't mind Christian conservatives but I will NOT put up with the racist clownery they try to pass as being "anti PC" ; I hope being married one day & meet the Love of my life but I am not worshipping males and surely will not raving about them for simply existing. As I said once: it's obvious a bunch of trad gals worshipping males & marriage never had a significant male friendship hence them projecting so much fulfillment onto male companionship....
Beside, I'm too old to fantasize about marriage & wifery like a Disney princess...
You're absolutely nailed it about trad performativeness/the "Southern Belle" (I love this term btw thank u for pulling it out lol) not being biblical. I have a hard time to be understandood or heard about my stance on that subject but whatevs - I said what I said and I know I'm right lmao
I'm in the papi lane and I hope it's gonna stay like that lmao That being said, it deeply touches me a handful of people still manage to get me. You're the special ones💜
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Edeleth is like my NOTP, especially the F/F version, but that’s because the fans, especially F/F, were vicious during FE3H’s heyday. I remember all the slander and the “you hate lesbians if you don’t like Edeleth or prefer male!Byleth or Byleth/other characters.”
Absolute clownery.
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was going through my emails to try and find the reference link for an online text for this essay and went all the way back to emails from the the gender and creative writing class i took in the first year and i fucking forgot that the tutor had to mail out a link to an article about “how to write the opposite gender” because the male students complained about not having a clue about how to write a story as a woman..i have to fucking laugh
#:)#i mean the whole thing was kinda yikes lookin back wrt gender binarism#and i remember the tutor definitely had some radfem beliefs#but one assignment was to write two short stories one from the pov of your own gender and one from the pov of the opposite binary gender#and the fact that nearly every male student had to ask for a resource on how to write from a woman's perspective...absolute peak of clownery#i'm going to be thinking about this all night this is so funny i'm so mad i was depressed in 2016 and forgot about this
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Altria is not an actual King Arthur though. Literally a copy made to attract Male audience. She is NOT MY KING or a King Arthur and never will be. She ruined the King Arthur legends I used to love. Now it’s all about fan service and no actual story. If she was any other character but not a fanservice copy of King Arthur, she would’ve had actual respect in the fandom. But oh well. Altria/artoria damned to be nothing but a cashcow with no respect from fans whatsoever.
Normally I just delete & block asks like this but depriving you guys from the absolute clownery of this ask would be a crime. Sir Agravain of Iron is real he’s in New Delhi and he hates the Fate Franchise
#PLEASE tell me this anon mass sent this to fate blogs PLEASE#this is the FUNNIEST fcking shit i have EVER read#Anonymous
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Seriously why are Arya stans so obsessed with her becoming a courtesan/“apprenticing” with courtesans? 😩 like, she’s 11 and her most ardent fans are out here being smug about the apparent “fact” that she’ll be trained as a courtesan, because idk, it will prove that she is beautiful and be perfect training for when she has to please whatever male character they ship her with 🤢 Like, have you ever wanted your fave to own their childhood “bullies” so bad that you’ve actively wanted a literal child to go into sex work? The absolute clownery of it
If Sansa were to ever train or apprentice with a courtesan, I would become violently ill and be forced to throw out my books. You'd never see me again.
I don't understand her fandom, and I don't wish to.
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Can I ask you for your thoughts on Chaerin? I really love how selfish, obsessive, and deceitful she is, and I also think her clownery is super funny (spending a few chapters saving people solely based on whether they have a bracelet),
she has so many problems she has SO many problems it’s honestly very admirable she isn’t as unhinged as she could be like even OUTSIDE the sudden zombie apocalypse sprung on her romance novel transmigration, the entire transmigration experience is even more isolating than traditional transmigration—she is literally locked out of gaining any meaningful connections except for the male characters predetermined by The Narrative, and even then she literally only had that one guy because she wasn’t even able to find the second male lead until after the deathloop. And the thing is! It’s! So! Interesting! Because it’s not only that she needs to reach out to others, it’s that others need to be willing to accept her! In a romance novel where her role is to be hated and misunderstood by the side characters with no room for anything else *within that narrative*! The entire narrative of this specific romance novel hinges on isolation from peers, which means as long as Chaerin operated within the strict framework of The Narrative it is Literally Impossible to make those bonds! It’s insidious! It’s a shitty situation! And that was the situation she was forced to be satisfied with because there wasn’t really other options and there wasn’t really incentive to leave the set Narrative; it was predictable, it was a story she liked, and it was supposed to lead to her happiness. But then we see that once she’s in a… maybe not post-narrative world, but outside the narrative world, people can reach out and trust her! (For now ignoring that these are extreme apocalyptic circumstances). This is what the Narrative denied! And the isolation really does highlight the mutual one-sided nature of the currently developing bonds—Chaerin is 500% all in absolutely devoted to finding and protecting the mystery student and developing their relationship, but no matter how strong her feelings are she can’t even SEE this person until the mystery student acknowledges her. Meanwhile she’s starting to gain the trust and respect from people she, at this point, doesn’t really care about. This is soooooo tasty I love how constrictive the world is for her and how she’s trying to work around it. I like that she’s obsessive and tunnel vision she deserves to be like that after being in death loop for well over a year with Zero Allies and No Guidance. Anyway my thoughts on her are that I love her.
#anonymous#ask#srlb#orlbs#I can’t help liking. timeloops. deathloops. bonds and relationships. the difference Just One Person can make.
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——— BASICS!
NAME! - lynn (derogatory)
PRONOUNS! - she/her
ZODIAC SIGN! - aries actually but i'm the weakest aries binch u'll ever see i think
TAKEN OR SINGLE! - ^_^ didn't u kno? i'm very happily married to one (1) kishinami hakuno!!! (delusional) (insane)
——— THREE FACTS!
1. - i used to share a laptop with my entire family, so i made a habit of keeping school/work related things to the laptop and the entertainment sort of stuff, like tunglr, to my phone (i don't want them knowing about my clownery o k ay--). i do own a laptop all to myself now, but old habits die hard! this is also why on reaally hectic days, i'd barely touch my phone, so you probably won't see me for a solid few days or more :,)
2. - i wouldn't say i'm clumsy but i do,,, tend to lose my footing,,,, a fair amount,,,,, i feel like i've tripped going up the stairs more times than the average human should and i could be literally just getting up or turning around Just a Liddol Bit and i'd somehow lose my damn footing for no reasonnnn 😭😩 speaking of, i once simply Stood Up after eating cereal, but ended up falling in such a Spectacular way that i ended up with a bruise between my pointer finger and my thumb (among a lotta other bruises too....... f for lynn 😔)
3. - honey butter is the best flavor in this whole entire world and honey butter chips are the best snack in this whole entire universe. HDJFJSJ I'M PRETTY BORING SORRYYY I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABT MYSELF BUT LIKE-- i love honey butter. i love honey butter chips. that is all.
——— EXPERIENCE!
PLATFORMS USED! - instagram O_O yeah. waaay back to the days way back when rping was like *smiles* hello! i then migrated to tunglr around 2016 i think? but i wasn't ever consistently writing here until i picked up this lovely moon girl <3 other than those two platforms, i've never really tried writing anywhere else!
——— MUSE PREFERENCE!
back in my instagram days, i'd honestly write a muse just because i had a username for them or because my friend asked me to which is why none of em have ever truly stuck with me and died out after a week or two wHEEZE. it's the same for tunglr, but i only ever had one notable muse and even that muse didn't last for more than a few weeks, so i'm not sure.... 🤔 can't imagine myself writing anyone other than hakuno kishinami so like <3 she is da only one 4 me i suppose (catch me still in this hellsite writing hakuno kishinami in the beautiful year of 2034 😉)
MULTI OR SINGLE! ♫ - considering my hakuno and her thing with love... (i am constantly thinking abt how foxtail states that love is mistaken and unnecessary for npcs okok) tbh i actually planned to be a singleship blog! however........ i wuv ships 😳 maybe it doesn't seem like it bc i try not to scream abt it much but -cough- i have a bad habit of going 😳 They Would Be A Rlly Cute Couple.......!!!!! whenever i find myself rlly liking the dynamic between hakuno and a character -COUGH- to give you an idea of how insane i can be: i even lowkey ship hakuno with a no-name no-design mob character literally just called "male student" that you can talk to in the classroom. bye but i also know it'd take a lot for my moon girl to be romantically involved with someone-- so after some thought and consideration, i eventually settled on being highly selective few-ship! with chemistry as a must. ☆ as for exclusitivity with ships, i'd say i romantically ship with one muse per character. i like it 2 be extra special y'know <3 things may or may not be subject to change in the future tho, who knows!
FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♫ - l i s ten..... i love happiness. i love wholesomeness. i love the tenderness that can exist between two people. I LOVE FLUFF!!!! but gosh darn it do i love crying. i love having my heart broken. i love emotional stakes. I LOVE ANGST!!!! there's just gotta be some Substance behind them though, ya feel? not just fluff or the sake of fluff or angst for the sake of angst. hakuno's absolutely perfect for both of em btw! i'm a weenie so i can't ever imagine myself writing explicit smut and i'd rather focus on the relationship and the intimacy between the characters when it comes to those topics! but i must say-- hakuno has a very pure and innocent nature, yes, and she fucks. it's not a mutually exclusive thing!! i will also say that my girl is pretty damn wild and she'd normally have zero (0) sexual interest in anyone but once she's romantically involved with someone.... wowowie it'd be so easy for them to make her Act Up. FSJFHSN
PLOT / MEMES! ♫ - -sagely nod- both. both are good. hskfhwjd GIMME ALL OF EM! 😳👉👈 though i will say that i do prefer having a general idea of what our muses' relationship is before interacting! because i don't want to assume things about out muses' relationship and i know first meetings aren't everyone's cup of tea.. as far as plotting goes, having a general idea is really where it's at! enough to give us an idea and some inspo of what to write, but with enough space for creativity and who knows what! plotting, but not extremely extensively plotting, if that makes sense? i frikkin love screaming over our muses' dynamic thoo and it rlly does help me get the muse for things! it has also lead to some of the most wholesome and interesting relationships that rlly got me sobbing and brainrotting abt 24/7 okok 🥺 (i am Looking Right Back at u smowie deawie @jiejigui) as for memes, i don't rb them very often bc my inbox is a fat binch and i feel bad 😩 but i still love em!! p.s. you're always more than welcome to send me more than one if i do rb an ask meme!! ! mutuals are absolutely free to spam me okok U R NEVER A BOTHER ! i'm a damn snail (basic lynn fact) but any and all asks i get from my lovely mutuals is always a gosh darn blessing that is greatly appreciated!! 😤😤🙏💖✨✨
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TAGGED BY! - @exaeriss TYSM HOLY SINNED HINNED ERII !! <3 <3
TAGGING! - i have no idea who's done or haven't done this, so if you haven't already-- steal it form me!! consider yourself tagged by me!! and do tag me if you do! i'd love to get to know u guys better ok 🥺
#&&. out of#q.#ok but another fact abt me-- I TALK /A LOT/ AHKFJSJFJSJJF#BYE WADDA HELL IS THIS........ HOW DID THIS END UP SO LONG....... I BE SCREAMING TOO DAMN MUCH SOMETIMES...!!!!#long post /#can u believe this was me trying to keep things short n simple#VFKFHSKFJ
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Name: Keystone
Gender: Trans Male // FTM
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Bisexual
Age: 21
Birthday: 05/02
Species: Pegasus
Occupation: Gang Member, Eventual Drug Warlord
Body Type: Large and Buff
Personality: ESTP-A
Extra:
-BPD
-Mixed, Half Bat Pony x Half Pegasus
-Unstable Relationship with Cherry Wonder, who is also his FP
-Completely cut off from Dallas and Scooter. He absolutely despises and wishes death on Dallas.
-He’ll occasionally try drugs, but he’s not really addicted to anything nor takes anything regularly
-He is addicted to sex and spending money, though
-Loves luxury cars and jets
-Very proud of his scars but will not talk about the stories behind them
-Completely self-centered
-He is emotionally volatile due to the BPD, meaning he rarely keeps any actual friends besides Cherry
NOTE: I have BPD and this guy is used to cope with that. He is also an antagonist and villainous character. I want to say right now that he's a villain with BPD, not a villain because he has BPD. I know plenty of incredibly sweet people who just happen to have BPD and there is no such thing as an "evil" mental disorder. I will be blocking any ableist clownery though
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Character & Art © HorseCrimes
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OHSHC Rewrite: Episode 2
The Job of a High School Host!
Host Club x reader
Summary: Y/n learns the duties of a host.
Word Count: 4.9k
Episode Masterlist
You've been a host for almost two weeks now. It's been interesting, to say the least. Tamaki and the twins have been trying to get you into a dress since you put on the school uniform, but you cleaned the male uniform and refused all their demands.
Maria got letters from your friends back in y/c, to which she wanted to surprise you by putting them in your bag. You didn't notice them at school, and you didn't notice them when they were sticking out during homeroom.
But Hikaru and Kaoru did. Once the class was over, the three envelopes fell out of your backpack, though you kept walking. They looked at each other and nodded. Hikaru them and went on and they both went on with their day.
After doing your homework you rushed into the club room, only to see very real tropical decorations everywhere. The hosts had luau outfits on as well. "Welcome."
"This is different." You stated as you stepped in, looking around.
"Of course!" Tamaki posed as he talked. "It might be early fall but here at the Host Club we'd like our guests to feel as if they're in a tropical paradise. And plus, our heating system is... perfect!"
You gave him a slight look at his bragging, to which Kyoya smiled a bit. "Do you have a problem with the way we run our club y/n? Remember, you still owe us 8 million yen."
You set your bag down on your spot. "Charming." You said sarcastically, passing by him and giving him a sly smile. "I feel very free to speak my mind, really. So was this tropical island thing your idea?"
"All ideas dealing with the host club events come directly from the king. Although I will admit to casually slipping a Bali pamphlet onto his desk." He kept his smile as he continued writing in his book.
"Of course. Well someone should tell the king that he's really clever." You patted his arm before going and sitting down with your clients. "Good afternoon ladies—"
The twins each blew a whistle and marched over to you. "Hold it right there!" They said in unison. "Who's Julian?!"
You turned over to them, a bit surprised at the mentioning of that name. "What do you mean?"
"Three envelopes fell out of your bag, and one was from a boy named Julian." Kaoru said.
They then got very close to you, asking, "So who's Julian?!"
"An old friend." You shrugged, putting out your hand for the letters. They gave them back to you, but also gained the attention of Tamaki.
"How good of a friend is he?" He zoomed right behind your couch.
You didn't know why Tamaki was so territorial of his friends, but you knew there must be a reason. That didn't mean you couldn't still have fun with him. You fake sighed lovingly. "He's the best."
"Is he... handsome?"
"He has an adorable face. I love it so much!"
"You love it?" You gave you his puppy dog eyes.
"Yup."
"Do you have... feelings... for him?"
"Oh, I'm only totally in love with him."
"WHA~T?!" He then wrapped you in a hug. "But you're my little girl~"
You sighed again. "Yeah. It's too bad you're more his type."
"Huh?"
He blankly stared at you, and you bursted into a fit of giggles. "He's gay, so calm down."
"Oh." He then stood up and cleared his throat. "Well then, that's one less man to worry about. You don't know how many evil boys there are in the world, so you have to be careful."
"Yeah, I should also be careful of weird people who call themselves 'daddy'." An arrow struck through Tamaki as you walked over to the twins. "Thanks for holding onto these for me." Your smile made them blush. "And thank you for not opening them, since you guys are pretty nosey."
"We don't know what you're talking about." They both said as they shrugged.
"But y/n," Kaoru started saying.
"Why don't you open them for us?" Hikaru finished.
You scoffed. "Please guys, I'm working." You then turned to your clients as they sighed, smiling. "I'm sorry girls. What did you want to talk about?"
"Well, we were wondering if you were going to dress up in something tropical."
"Do you all want me to?" You asked, unsure if you wanted to go through with that.
"Yes!" They said happily.
Tamaki then appeared with a smile. "I already made you an outfit y/n. And look, we're a pair! Isn't it cute?"
You frowned. "You know I don't really like skirts."
He then showed you his big watery eyes. "But Kyoya gave you a dress and you accepted it no problem."
"He was doing it to be nice. You're doing this because you want to see me in a dress. That's weird."
He looked like he was going to burst from anger. He then pushed the outfit into your hands. "Just go change!"
You then changed into the shoulderless top with the long skirt, which also accompanied a lot of jewelry. You then went out and tried to discreetly go back to your clients. "Oh my goodness y/n, you're so cute!" One exclaimed.
"Y/N~" Tamaki jumped over to you and crushed you into a hug. "Everybody, look!"
"Let's not please." You whispered. Your face went red as you frustratedly looked to the ground.
"Wow." The twins said, grabbing your arms.
"Who knew y/n," Kaoru said.
"Could be such a girl." Hikaru finished.
"Looks cute." They said, giving you a thumbs up.
"Please stop drawing in more attention." You said quietly.
"Takashi~ look!" Honey dragged you over to them. "Doesn't she look adorable?"
"Yeah."
Tamaki and the twins had evil stars in their eyes as they inched closer to you. You didn't notice the blush on Mori's face when you went to go hide behind him. The three then shouted, "Give her to us!"
Mori shook his head and took your shoulders, guiding you to your couch.
"Thank you senpai." You said quietly. You then put your hands over your face. You peaked at your smiling clients. "Okay, I did this for you guys."
"How do you feel in cosplay?"
"Exhausted!" You put your hands to your side quickly only to begin shaking your arms, hearing the jewelry jingle as you moved. They began to giggle at your innocent and child-like movements. "Jeez, what's with this?"
"Y/n, you forgot your crown!" Tamaki stuck it out towards you as an offering.
You took a deep breath and drank some tea, not looking at him. "If it's worth more than me I'm not wearing it."
He gave you an angrily confused look. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"I'm not putting something ridiculous and way too expensive on my head. I don't even feel comfortable in this. It feels like I'm lowering the value of it by just wearing it." Your tone was a sarcastic one, which caused smiles from around your area. Though it was a joke, you were only half-kidding.
"Excuse me." A girl came up to you and said. "I believe we're supposed to be switching hosts now."
"Oh, you must be my next appointment." You grinned, waving to her childishly even though she was right in front of you. "It's nice to meet you."
She then grabbed your chin and brought your face closer to hers. "I've just decided. You're going to be my new favorite host." This seemed to effect Tamaki.
Once the club finished everything, you walked over to go change until Kyoya stopped you. "Your words with Tamaki seemed to amuse some of the guests, and many of those guests have requested you."
"Cool. I guess my clownery is likable." You chuckled and nodded.
Clownery. What an odd made up word. He thought about what his clients told them about you. You spoke with slang, though it almost as if you didn't realize it. They said that they found it adorable. Your speech being adorable. It was an interesting thought, in its own way.
Once you put back on your uniform, Kyoya instructed you to make Tamaki some instant ramen. You did so and finished cleaning. Once you finished that you sat down and noticed that Tamaki was irritated.
"C'mon boss, quit eating that commoner's ramen and help plan the party." Kaoru said.
"What's up with him?" You asked.
"He's just upset with Lady Kanako choosing you." Kyoya said as he typed away on his laptop. "She's had the illness for a while now though, so I don't know why he's too surprised."
"What disease?"
"The host hopping disease." The twins said.
You giggled, grinning. "So he's jealous that I stole her from him."
"Shut up! I couldn't care less!" Tamaki yelled. "That's it, my patience has run out. It's time you started dressing like a girl!"
"That's really what's bothering you?"
"I just don't get it. How can you be so popular with the ladies when you yourself are a lady?!" He then went into his private chest, digging though it. "Now you listen to daddy. DADDY WANTS YOU TO GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE AND KEEP WEARING SKIRTS!!"
He brought out a huge framed photo of you in a high and tight half pony tail, which contrasted your usually messy pony tail. You were wearing a cropped long sleeved dark gray shirt, with a black skirt and dark panty hose under.
"DON'T GO BLOWING UP MY PHOTOS WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST!!"
He hung it up on the wall and began crying. Everybody crowded around it.
"The more I look at this photo the more amazed I am." Kaoru said. "How did you go from that to wearing suits?"
Everyone turned to look at you. "I used to have a neighbor who owned a Burlesque lounge. Sometimes she needed someone to cover a waitress shift, and I would do it. This was the most covered up she would allow me to be though."
"I see." Kyoya said. "Those places are known for having women reveal a large amount of skin."
"I wore that stuff cause I had to. I feel more comfortable not showing my legs. I don't care if I dress like a dude sometimes."
"A GIRL SHOULD NEVER ADDRESS HERSELF AS A DUDE!!" Tamaki yelled. "MAMA~!! Y/n's using those dirty boy words again."
"I hate to break up this interesting conversation, but do you have any formal dancing experience?" Hikaru asked.
You turned and smiled nervously. "No, but I don't have to go to parties and stuff, right?"
Tamaki's eyes began to shine. "I absolutely forbid that. You must go to every event hosted by the host club if you want to pay back your debt! If you fail to do so, you'll be demoted back to errand boy" He then got a lot happier. "And that also means you have to wear a dress at the party!"
"No it's cool, I have a formal guy outfit." They all stared at you. "What? I got it when I had to go to a wedding."
"Why won't you wear something like thi~s?" Tamaki said with tears in his eyes.
"Cause it was for a job."
"This is a job!"
"No, this is indentured servitude. There's a difference. Slight, but it's there." You then briefly thought. "Oh, I guess that also means I have to learn the man's part since I'm a host."
Kanako was instructing you what to do, and you were getting the hang of it quickly. "You're quite a fast learner miss y/n."
"And you're quite an exceptional teacher Miss Kanako." Your gaze went to Tamaki, who looked sad. He wanted to teach you, but was too tall to be in the girl role. He glanced over to you, and you smiled and waved. He hesitantly gave you a small smile and waved back. Because of this you weren't paying attention tripped up the both of you. "I'm so sorry Lady Kanako!"
She pulled you closer. "That's quite alright."
"You're very forward." You smiled down at her before rolling to the side and pulling the both of you up. "C'mon, let's get you some tea."
You brought her tea as she happily held onto the cup. "You have a new order for tea sets I see. The handy work looks like it's Genorie."
"You have a keen eye mademoiselle." Kyoya said as he passed by.
"Such a pretty color." She gazed into the tea cup with a smile. "How lovely."
"Woah, you seem to know a lot about tea sets, huh?" You asked. This, unbeknownst to you, gained Tamaki's attention.
"What? Of course not!" She said shakily, blushing. "What ever would give you that idea?!"
Just then someone walked in with a box in hand. "You ordered a new tea set?" He asked Kyoya as he walked over to him.
"Yes we did. Y/n, come over and grab these." Kyoya said.
You nodded and smiled at him as he gave you the box. You opened the lid and looked at the set. "Wow, these are really nice. Are you an expert on things like this?"
Kanako began laughing. "Oh y/n, you're so out of the loop. It can be pardoned though." She turned back with a teasing smile. "After all, he doesn't look like an heir to a first class industry empire."
His facial expression changed as he looked at her. You noticed but decided not to say anything.
"The Susushima family has dealt mainly with table wear." Kyoya explained. "They are, in fact, a first class company."
"I think that's so awesome! You seem to have a lot of passion into what you're going to be doing, which is very admirable." You told him with a small smile.
He turned to you and bashfully smiled. "You think so? I'm honored. Well, see you all next time."
After he left and you walked back to Kanako with the box still in hand. "He's pretty handsome, don't you think?" You asked in your native language.
"Um, pardon?"
"Oh, sorry." You cleared your throat. "I'm asking if you think he's attractive."
She blushed profusely and nervously sipped on her tea. "I don't know! I suppose!"
"I get the feeling you two know each other."
She spat out her tea and began to panic again. "What would ever give you that silly conclusion? I have no idea what you're talking about! Anyways, take care!" She quickly left.
You stood up right before Honey jumped onto your back, almost knocking the box out of your hands. "Y/n-chan~! Guess what? They do know each other! Suzushima-chan is Kasuga-chan's fiance."
"Woah, really?"
"Kyoya," Tamaki said. "What do you know about this?"
He looked in his book. "They were childhood friends. Their parents set up an arranged marriage between them. I didn't find this information of any importance so I disregarded it."
"And what do you know of Suzushima?"
"Toro Suzushima. Outstanding grades, bare social status. Ordinary looking. He's reliable, in case of persuasion to place blame."
"He doesn't have much presence and is faint hearted." The twins said.
"In order words, he's boring." Kyoya closed his book.
"Wow," You said. "Who knew you guys were so cold to other men."
"We don't have any use of him so there's no reason to be nicer in describing him." Kyoya explained.
"Interesting philosophy." You said teasingly. "I can feel the kindness radiating off of you."
"Suzushima is a good boy." Honey said, on top of Mori. "Right?"
"Yeah." Mori replied.
"Alright men! It's time for a plan!" Tamaki announced. "It's our job at the Ouran Host Club to make every woman happy!"
When Tamaki finished explaining his plan, everybody packed up and left, leaving only Kyoya and you. He had just finished on his laptop and was packing up his things. You walked behind him. "Senpai, is it okay if I ask you a question?"
"Is it about what I said earlier?" He didn't turn around.
"Kind of. I mean, if we're talking about the same thing." You kept your voice steady and light.
"Was it what I said about not needing Suzushima?"
"Woah, no. Not at all. I was thinking about how you did a background check on him."
He paused briefly. "I see. What of it?"
Your voice unintentionally shrank. "Did you do one on me?"
"Yes. A few days ago, in fact. You fail to mention your brother when people ask about your history." His voice was so calm and normal. It made you feel very exposed.
"Everything I've said isn't a lie." You managed to say firmly.
"I know that as well. I understand your situation and I respect your reasonings for not talking about him. You've been through quite a lot, and you have a right to privacy."
"Please answer this next question honestly." His silence meant that he was still listening. "Do you think of me any lower or less, I don't know, appealing, now that you know everything about me?" You then nervously chuckled. "Unless it was already that low to begin with."
"I assure you that my views of you are of a hard working person who seems to make many people happy. Not wanting people to know certain things about you and having certain insecurities do not waver what I 'think' of you."
You let out a breath and grinned, hugging him from the back. He widened his eyes, but didn't tense nor pull away.
"Thank you Kyoya senpai. This really means a lot." You then let go of him. "Okay, I need to walk home before it gets dark. See you tomorrow." You then quickly went to the door. "Sorry if that hug was weird for you!" You called out as you left.
His opinions mattered to you. It was an interesting thought, in its own way.
As you were getting ready for the party, Maria came into your room. "Can't you be at least a bit girly?"
"Funny, that's really funny Maria." You turned to face her and sat down. "You're quite the tomboy yourself sometimes."
"I'm serious y/n/n. You should try a little makeup. You'll look nice for all your friends. One of them is bound to fall for you." She said in an offering tone.
You chuckled and shook your head. "They're all just friends. And I shouldn't have to try to impress anybody."
She sighed, going over to your nightstand and opening a drawer. She took out a black box and opened it, revealing the earrings you got back after your father was imprisoned. "At least wear one of your mom's earrings. They all look cute on you."
You looked in the box. She loved to collect them. "I don't know, maybe."
She grabbed your cheeks and smushed them. "Think about it." You grabbed her cheeks and did the same. "I also have something to tell you."
"Good or bad?"
She hesitated before quickly saying, "My sisters are coming for a few days to visit." And then sped walked out of the room.
"What?!" You followed her. "Please tell me Linda's son won't be coming too." She gave you a look, and that was all you needed to know. "Oh my gosh, I'm going to my club. That's gonna be my safe space for now."
"At least you have a safe space. I'll have to deal with Linda 24/7."
You then went back into your room and hesitantly grabbed a pair of earrings, putting them in your pants pocket. "I gotta go. I should start walking now."
She stopped you. "Take off the blazer at least." You took off the blazer with a pout. She then pulled off your messy ponytail. "Do something better with your hair too." You tied up two messy double buns. "There. You look adorable. Go."
You got there and joined all except Tamaki at the second floor in the auditorium. "Welcome, my little lambs," Tamaki said from the third floor. "To a magical night of your lives!"
Kyoya then spoke up. "As always ladies we are here for your enjoyment. Dance to your heart's content. The best dancer will be decided among us hosts and will be crowned queen. As a reward the queen will receive a passionate kiss on the cheek from our king, Tamaki Suoh. Good luck to all you."
They all began cheering, and you snickered over the stupidity of the 'prize'. The twins came over to you and began playing with your buns.
"These are cute." Hikaru said.
"You have a raggedy yet carefree look. The hairstyle compliments you." Kaoru told you. "Hey, have you ever been to a party before?"
"Not formal parties. Only block parties on my street."
"Well, since you're here y/n, you might as well enjoy yourself." Kyoya said. "We have quite the spread of desserts."
You then innocently asked, "Like squishy ice cream?"
"SQUI—"
"—SHY—"
"—ICE CREAM?!"
Tamaki flipped down to your floor and pointed to Kyoya, who was already dialing a number on his phone. "Kyoya! Order some squishy ice cream right away!"
"Two orders of mochi please." He said to his phone. The twins smothered you in a hug as your face burned from embarrassment. You felt like such an idiot foreigner right now.
In the meantime you danced with some girls, being flamboyant and silly when dancing with them. There was one girl who tripped over your shoes and almost fell until you caught her. She wouldn't stop laughing loudly, and it caused you to laugh as well. Others wanted to talk, so you danced regularly with them.
As you took a break from dancing with some girls Kanako approached you. "There you are y/n, I've been looking everywhere for you. May I have this next dance?"
"It would be my pleasure Lady Kanako." You began to dance with her. "You're so formal. It's really fascinating to me."
"Your expressions and slang are fascinating to me as well." She said.
"Kasuga-chan's here!" Honey announced.
"Honey, Mori," Tamaki said. "Commence with the operation."
Both nodded before swiftly grabbing you away and dashing to an empty room with the twins and Kyoya. "Did you guys really have to be so forceful?"
"Nevermind that, go and change." Hikaru shoved a bag into your hands and pushed you into the changing room.
"Remember y/n, we only have 37 minutes before the climax of the night," Kyoya said. "And a little accident might make the evening more interesting."
You saw a tube of concealer on the small table when you went in. You knew Kyoya left it for you, and it made you smile. You quickly changed into the dark purple dress and put concealer on the scars of your legs. You then remembered the earrings in your pocket and put them on. They were rose gold hoops with what looked like flower petals on them.
You then went outside, where the twins quickly put on your makeup. Kaoru then gently touched one of your earrings. "We didn't put these in the bag. Are these yours?"
"Yeah." You quietly said.
"They compliment the dress. It was good that you brought them." You smiled at him, causing him to blush and look away.
"Y'know," Hikaru said as they finished up. "I know the boss wants to stick to the strategy, but this is..."
"What are you all doing standing around here?" Tamaki asked as he came in. "The guests are wai—"
You stood up and faced him. You then began walking as the boys stared at you. "You look cute!" Honey stated.
Everyone blushed but Honey and Kyoya, who were both smiling. "My face feels heavy." You pouted as you kept walking.
"Hurry up!" The twins called out as you kept walking.
"Yeah, I got it." You muttered. As you left, the twins and Tamaki began to fawn over you.
You walked into the room they told you to. Suzushima turned around with a surprised look. You timidly smiled as you walked over to him. "You're not at all what I pictured from the letter you wrote me."
You kept your smile on. "Really?" He nodded. "Can I actually see the letter please?" He then gave it to you, and you read over it:
I'm in love love with you! From the first day I laid eyes on you I've been head over heals in love! Tee hee! All these feelings I have are harpooned to my heart as they keep whipping around my mind like the restless waves! When the special day comes, I want to randezvou with you on Noah's arc! I do I do!
You wondered who the hell would write such a stupid letter. It was actually a collaborative write with Kyoya and the twins. "Excuse me," Suzushima interrupted your thoughts. "Have we met before?"
"No! It's um, the first time we've ever talked!"
"I'm flattered by your letter, but I'm afraid I can't return your feelings." He said. "My heart has been taken by somebody else."
"My apologies! I didn't realize you had a girlfriend."
"No, she's not my girlfriend. I don't even think she's even interested anymore." He looked very sad.
"Well I don't know about that. Your calming presence is a joy to be around, and I'm sure she'd agree." You offered.
He sighed. "Thank you, but honestly, I'm sure she'd be better off with someone more self confident. That's why I'm leaving next month to study abroad. Hopefully become a better man for her. Maybe it's selfish, but I hope she'll wait for me."
"I won't lie to you, it's a little selfish." An arrow went through him. You squished your index finger and thumb. "Just a little. But Toro, if she really is the love of your life then I'm sure she'll still love you just as much as she probably already does."
He was about to say something as he reached out for you, but you heard the door open. You didn't turn so she wouldn't see your face. "Oh, I'm sorry to intrude." You could tell she was crying. "I'll just leave you two be."
You heard her heels and knew she was running away, and he ran after her. "Kanako, wait!"
You then walked next to Tamaki. "We didn't make things worse, did we?"
"He did run after her. He needs to learn how to be more sure of himself."
You were both walking back when you tripped again over your heels. Tamaki interlocked your arms together. You looked up at him. "You really need to learn how to walk in heels. They look so lovely on you, and it'd be a shame if you tripped and hurt yourself."
You smiled and nodded, leaning on his shoulder. You then tripped again, only for him to hold onto you and prevent you from falling. You giggled, followed shortly by Tamaki chuckling with you.
You both went over to the balcony. The lights hit, and you saw Kanako and Toro. "Let us join together and announce that this couple has been chosen for the final waltz of the night." Tamaki announced.
He said something to her, squeezing his eyes shut and asking her for a dance. You snickered. "Why are you laughing?" Kaoru asked.
"I know he's trying his best, but he looks kinda goofy right now." All the hosts looked from you to them and smiled. "They're awesome together though."
"May this awkward couple be forever blessed!" Tamaki exclaimed.
Kyoya then stepped forward. "And now for the grand prize, a kiss from our royalty."
"Y/n with step in for Tamaki." Kaoru said with a banana peel in his hand.
"And the kiss with be for Toro Suzushima." Hikaru added with another banana peel in his hand.
Tamaki was shocked, and you turned to Kyoya. "I'm not gonna—"
"It'll lower your debt by a third."
"I mean it is just a peck." You smiled and headed down.
"Wha..." Tamaki said.
"Also," You said as you began walking down the stairs. "You guys need to work on your love letter skills, because that was embarring for me to read."
As you went down Suzushima saw you and gave you a surprised expression. "You..."
"Y/n," Kanako said. "Were you the girl with Toro?"
"Hi guys. We just needed to give you two a gentle nudge. I promise I'm not in love with Toro. And I'm really sorry and embarrassed they gave you that stupid letter. I didn't write any of that." You smiled at them.
He nodded. "Thank you."
You then looked at Kanako. "May I?"
"Sure. It'll mark the beginning of our relationship."
Up from the balcony, Tamaki was reaching out for you weakly. "I wonder if this is y/n-chan's first kiss?" Honey thought out loud.
This made Tamaki snap, and he began running to you. "Wait y/n~!"
He slipped on the twins' banana peels and accidentally pushed you, causing you to kiss Toro on the lips instead. Kyoya did say that a little accident would make the night a little more interesting.
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this is so funny. the American flag in the background as if only Americans can be straight. the Superman like pose as if he’s flying off to save people. the male gender symbol on the shirt as if gender = sexual orientation. the absolute clownery
#leah rambles#republicans are so fucking stupid I stg#YouTube still giving ads to conservative idiots
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Hi again people who follow me!
I’m bored and I’ve decided to make fun facts about our DID system and the four known alters!
So before I start- Lilith has a bit of a show today, but the body was too tired for her to start anything. Like I feel asleep as soon as I got to class. The reason I know this is because of my outfit and she decided to put on lip gloss (which I never wear personally). She’s not conscious currently, none of the other three are, and I’ll get to that later!
Oh! And just so you know, this is Lennox.
👋
Let’s start with Levin!
Levin is the alter that co-cons often or will switch with me
He knows a lot about our system, but is very secretive about it so~
He is the only male alter in the system that I know of
He also goes by Levi and Lev
He likes more soft songs and songs with a good message
His favorite color is forest green
He’s the only alter that Lilith does not take her anger out on
He’s an introvert with really bad social anxiety
He hates sexual songs (so of course being me, I put two of the worst sexual songs I know in his playlist, he doesn’t know)
He has insomnia and ptsd
He’s extremely competitive when it comes to card games
He likes educating people on animals and wants to do gigs, like birthday parties and events, to teach people about reptiles and birds specifically
His favorite subject is English
He is white with blue eyes and dark brown hair. He’s thin, well more twig like, but whatever. He’s around 5’8 (two inches taller than the body)
His clothes style is baggy shirts with either baggy sweatpants or leggings. He wear plain colors, like pale blues, grays, and black. He, surprisingly, likes boots, even heeled boots
His favorite anime is... probably Durarara x2 any season
He has no sexual desires, but romantic likes girls
He’s 18
He’s very comfortable singing, he loves it. That a major way he expresses himself
His favorite song is... I think LA Devotee by P!ATD (idk why but that what he likes)
^^ What he likes to wear ^^
Next on our list is
The demon queen herself, LILITH
She is named after Adam’s first wife, the demon queen, Lilith (yes she liked to go church, but we stopped going)
She is a bisexual
She’s ageless (she has no age, or if she does she hasn’t told anyone)
She’s an absolute bitch and she knows it.
She has violent mood swings and anger issues (respectfully so)
She is also an introvert, but not because of anxiety, no it’s because she wants to strangle every single person that looks at her weird
She hates Little with the burning passion
She gets repressed the most because no one wants to be expelled from school
She likes cooking
She hates cleaning because of her ocd
She wants to pursue a culinary job
Her favorite subject is science
She rarely fronts and when she does it’s quick or someone is co-con with her (ex. What happened with aleia-clownery)
Lennox(me) has to clean up her messes as always.
Her favorite anime is... The Promised Neverland (she likes Ray a lot)
She likes aggressive songs, or songs that swear a lot
Lilith has wavy black hair with blue highlights. Her eyes are a brownish red color. She’s short, like 5’2, and likes to wear heels because of it. She’s black as well
Her favorite color is dark royal blue
Her style of clothes is black shirts with skulls on them and tight, but comfortable, pants. She also likes a certain denim dress I have
She likes drawing and doodling ways to kill people and I have to say she’s pretty good
Her favorite song is Sarcasm by Get Scared (very fitting for her)
^^ What she wishes she can wear ^^
Next is Little!
She likes to bake
She enjoys going to restaurants, specifically Asian style ones
She’s loves animals and wants to work with them so bad.
She’s an extrovert with ADHD
Little is Hispanic and on the chunky side. She has a caramel skin tone. She can understand it way better than me (Lennox) and she wants to learn Japanese and French (I’m interested in Japanese so we’re probably going to learn it)
Her favorite subject was College Writing Prep and before that was Language Arts, but the writing part of it. She really likes writing
Her favorite color is... honestly black. She likes that it matches with everything and likes the science of black too
Her favorite anime is Ouran High School Host Club (I hate it with the burning passion) her second choice is Black Butler (any season) which we allow her to watch
She likes baking and cooking, tho she prefers baking, she likes the way it calms her, I guess
Her favorite song is Voices in My Head (she listens to a lot of nightcore so I don’t the artist)
I’m not saying much else about her (I don’t want creeps harassing her)
^^ What she prefers to wear ^^
Last, and certainly least, Lennox (aka me!)-
My favorite anime is Kakegurui or... BNA... or BNHA... or Hitorjime My Hero (My Very Own Hero)... or maybe Given? Idk I like a lot of anime...
The first anime I’ve ever watched was Wolf’s Rain. I was seven I think, but it was on YouTube so I didn’t get to watch the whole thing. I recently found it, but I’m afraid to watch it lmao
I like the colors teal and turquoise, as well as blood red and jet black
I like anything P!ATD, Halsey, Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boys, Set It Off, Alec Benjamin, OneRepublic, and Nico Collins and AJR(granted so does everyone else but 🤷)
My favorite songs are Control by Halsey and Lonely Dance by Set It Off and Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time by P!ATD and River by Ed Sheeran and Eminem and Not Afraid by Eminem and I’m Ready by AJR and Karma by AJR... I can go on for hours, but I’mma stop here
I’m Non-binary and the only gender nonconforming alter. I’m also pansexual
I hate being touched, I hate talking to people that act ignorant, and I hate this body I’m in
I look like the body so no description for you 😝
I have anxiety and depression. Everything else I’ve been diagnosed with can really be related to DID
I’m a neutral party in everything, so when I say I don’t know, I don’t care, whatever, or not my business, I’m literally saying I have no standing or opinion in this
I like cooking, baking, organizing (not cleaning), writing, reading, doodling, and doing self introduced projects for fun
I like plaid clothing, hoodies, and pride shirts. I like sweatpants and sneakers. I also like things on my neck... it keeps me ground I guess
(Oh my god I’m writing this with Ella, right? I told her to stop clawing at the furniture, right? All of a sudden her focus is on the ground and I wiggles my toes, testing if she was looking at my feet, and I started moving them around. I told her, ‘stop looking at my feet.’ This cat, this puta, liked me in the eyes before looking back down and got in position to lunge at my feet. My heart stopped and I pulled my feet onto the couch. And she was going to do it because the moment I moved my feet, she jumped from the top of the couch she’s on... she scares me sometimes 😣)
^^ What I would wear if Lev was a little shit and let me wear pride stuff and jewelry ^^
Now-
Onto how our system works!
Levin and I co-con often. If I’m not in control, then he is
On instances where I get angry, Lilith takes control
Little co-cons with me more than everyone else because she enjoys annoying me
Lilith and Little are both so stubborn and hardheaded, it’s unbelievable. On the other hand, Levs and I are open minded and calm. So we often clash on what we should do as a collective
Lilith is a Christian, Levi and I are atheists, and Little is a Seventh Day Adventist (the religion I grew up with). However Lev and I hold more say, so we don’t go to church
I guess you could say there’s a hierarchy in the system. I have the most important say, then Lev, then Little, and lastly Lilith
Levin and I enjoy co-conning with each other only, anyone else gives us headaches
Everyone loves Nico Collins, Alec Benjamin, Set It Off, and AJR the most
Everyone’s favorite albums are Death of a Bachelor (p!atd), Cinematics (set it off), and American Beauty/American Psycho (fall out boys)
Everyone loves sushi and sushi rolls (California and Philadelphia rolls are the best)
We all really want to try takoyaki and pork Katsudon. When we do try them, I’ll probably make a post about it
We all love Ella and we all want to start a rehabilitation center of all animals and a pet cafe
We love reptiles, like all reptiles, venomous snakes included
I think there are more alters that just aren’t as prominent as the other three, Levin would know but he doesn’t like to discuss our system often
We really want to buy these specific no pierce cuff earrings
Edit: this total slipped my mind- when I’m on my red week (you know what I’m talking about) the others let me deal with it on my own, especially Little and Lev (Lev hates that week and recedes completely)
That’s all I’m willing to share about us (or that I remember)
My part was short because you guys talk to me all the time
Sincerely,
Lennox... with a sprinkle of Levin
I’m tagging some people because why not-
@one-pissed-off-child @liveto-100 @madame-ree @martinidrinkingmartin @anon-nom-nom95 @queenzie-xo @scalybunnypapi69 @gogetyoselfsomesoup (still bitter) @cristinaweeb @aleiakit @aleia-clownery (I’m still so sorry about what happened) @studiesboie @bloomyboithatemoji @pumpkineiji @penelopebakugouburrito1
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Anyway here’s @/trench-rat’s carrd.
lets see: “I’m not racist“ but doesn’t support Black Lives Matter = is antiblack racist. HONEY you know you can be non-white AND still racist right????
more hot stuff: Hates fascists, but antifascists as well. HOW???
I understand the anti-communist thing to a point, though.
Now for the ABSOLUTE CLOWNERY. Transmed, panphobe, and exorsexist. EW. Oh! And: Doesn’t get GNC and NB lesbians and implies that if you use he/them or if you’re male-aligned you can’t be sapphic. YOU ARENT A LESBIAN????? and on top of that: anti-anti / proshipper, ala, ”fiction doesn’t impact reality when it’s my sexy hawt yaoi sin baby ship”.
I got the fucking jackpot.
Also darling i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some blogs that reblogged my post from you/your (assumed) mutuals have unironically homophobic posts in them. So you might not be a Nazi but when ur posts attract so much shit, something pretty obvious when you hate sexualities for fun and like to be the Trans Police, maaaybe you should consider what the hell you’re doing. And you might hate not read my DNI and me calling you out of the blue sounds rude, but I have the right to insult a person who thinks my gender identity is inherently EEEEEVIIIIIL.
#callout post#trench-rat#also look at the last bullet point#they believe queer is a slur 😬#lmao my identity ain’t your slur
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