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tequiilasunriise · 10 months

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Blake 'only child' Belladonna suddenly finds herself with three new siblings

In my previous post, I talked about some headcanons I have fer the ship Snowleopard regarding how the parents would interact with the kids. Now, it's time to unleash some ideas I got fer how Blake and the Schneeblings would interact if their parents dated in a super healthy bi4bi4bi pilfish polycule, or as I like to call it, Bellaschneebling headcanon time >:)))

-First and foremost, poly pilfs = endless potential fer never before seen Winter and Blake shenanigans

-Can y'all imagine Winter acting 'weird' towards Blake- appearing outta nowhere to give advice like 'your form would be better if you did xyz' or randomly giving Blake water bottles throughout the day or glaring at strangers and being super tensed and serious when they're out in town together in an otherwise chill walk to meet up with the others- and when Blake goes to Weiss outta concern and explaining the situation Weiss is like, "Oh! Oh my dust! Blake, do you know what this means???"

"If I did, I wouldn't be asking you for help right now."

"Blake, my sister officially sees you as her own younger sibling!"

"Are, are you sure?"

"I'm positive! Winter is not the most conventional when it comes to showing it, but she really does care in her own way. When she gives you criticism, it's because she knows you can do better and she wants you to the best you can possibly be. The water thing is something she used to do for Whitley and I growing up, I've always believed it because she picked it up from Klein that making sure people stay hydrated is a form of love. The glaring thing is probably because people were staring at your ears, I know I do it all the time."

"...Excuse I think I need to lie down and cry a little."

-No because fer real it's so funny to think that the once snobbish Schneeblings are all ready to throw absolute h a n d s fer their new Faunus sister like, "Oh, you're a racist prick? Whitley, please call a paramedic because-" *gets into summoning form where Arma Gigas launches Winter at the asshole*

-Meanwhile instead of calling for medical staff to clean up the bloodbath that's about to ensue Whitley's just typing away on his scroll doxxing the shit outta the racist asshole's worst secrets and wow Blake feels so loved right now, like, kinda concerned, but very loved right now

-Anyways, it's funny to joke about Winter scolding Blake when she learns about her terrorist past, but overall after her growth in V8 I think she'd be more like, "While I still don't approve most of the stunts you pulled as a vigilante child, stealing from the hyper-exploiting SDC is... fairly understandable."

-After clearing the air about Blake's past, we get Winter being lowkey protective of Blake bc MANNN does that Eldest Daughter Older Sister Instinct ™ go crazyyyy sometimes like this shit does not discriminate. Winter sees a new younger sibling figure and BAM she's already taking the young Belladonna heir under her wing

-Blake has no idea how to handle having an older sibling figure looking out fer her because she grew up as an independent only child who could only count on herself. To make matters worse it's the eldest Schnee she was never personally close to now, uh, giving her almost backhanded compliments as advice fer fixing her form, suddenly popping up asking Blake if she's ate yet, small lectures on the importance of a balanced diet and how important it is that she takes care of herself, etc etc

-In the end, Blake can tell Weiss was right and these random interactions from Winter come from a genuine place of care and she's honestly super honored to be accepted as a younger sibling to the stern woman

-At one point, Winter asks Blake to spar with her because she wants to study her newest sibling's fighting style up close and personal and therefore assess any weaknesses she should strengthen. At first Winter's like "Oh she's mainly a sword user I'm an expert on swords alright I have a foundation on how to fight her" but then Blake switches over to chain scythe gun mode with her cleaver sheather in the other hand (see black trailer) and suddenly all that goes OUT THE WINDOW OKAY DANG

-I personally headcannon that Winter never really got to see Blake go all out in her fighting, and since Blake really wants to impress her new older sister she pulls out her best moves and tricks and Winter is really impressed!!! She still beats Blake bc she's a master huntsman with tonnnss of experience (not to mention maiden powers giving her boosted strength and endurance) but man she has never fought someone like her new sister before!! She's so!!! Versatile!! Especially with those dust infused clones that kept her guessing

-Winter doesn't outright say it but Blake can tell she's proud of her new sibling from that prideful glint in her eyes and wow okay is this how Ruby feels everytime Yang praises her because this feeling is GREAT

-Speaking of Yang, she teases Blake relentlessly at her becoming Winter's new target of Eldest Sister Protectiveness™ and Ruby joins in like, "Get used to it, Blake, trust me I'm the expert younger sibling here."

"Hey!!! I'm not as weird about it as Winter is!!"

"Uhhh huhh- WHA YANG AKFMAKFKQK!!"

-As Winter and Blake watch the Xiao Long-Rose sisters wrestle on the ground, the eldest Schnee daughter turns to her newest sibling and says, "While I accept you as my family, I don't believe our dynamic will ever reach that... level."

"Oh, agreed."

-Yang and Blake both being sisters to Weiss through relationships because I am a filthy, filthy Whiterose shipper. When the parents first told the gang that they were dating, Yang was like, "HAH! Sorry Blake, but imagine being a sister to the ice queen herself!" to which Blake just replied, "Uh, Yang..." and tosses a pointing thumb over to where Ruby is hugging and comforting a confused as all fuck Weiss with forehead kisses and everything and Yang is just like, "Damn, you got me there."

-(Weiss did come around to adoring the Pilfadonnas pretty quickly but she was just so confused and shocked at first like weiss.exe isn't working like my girl bluescreened so hard so just give her a minute to process please and thank you)

-What I'm saying is can we get Yang antagonizing Weiss on TWO (2!) separate fronts? "Hey you're dating my baby sister" shovel talk type shenanigans only turn around with such a shiteating grin that only "Hey I'm dating your sister and there's nothing you can do about it" bullshit can pull? Please? Suffering Weiss™ forever and ever

-But know what's better than Suffering Weiss™? Suffering Weiss™ AND Suffering Winter™ babbbyyy :DDD!!

-I really need Robyn teasing the utter shit outta Winter at how quickly she got attached to Blake in an Older Sister Must Protect™ way shortly after learning of her mother's relationship with Blake's parents. Why, you may ask? Because I am also filthy, filthy Schneewood Forest trash who is going to insert my Schneewood Forest Reconnecting Exes AU into any Winter related thing I can

-To add to the Suffering Schneeisters Agenda™, we're going to move on to the Whitley and Blake potential in my Snowleopard rotted brain

-At first, Whitley is 'testing' Blake to see if she's worthy as a sister (he's actually just being a little shit and already knows of Blake's many merits) and Weiss is telling him to knock it off because bro is borderline ANTAGONIZING her to see what he can get away with

-But then it's like oh damn are those ninja moves are actually cool as fuck okay yeah she's defo waayyy cooler than his other sibs and next thing you know Whitley is very publicly announcing Blake as his new favorite sister by far just to mess with Weiss and Winter and see their reaction

-They know he's just being a little shit and they roll their eyes and say, "I'm glad you're finally warming up to Blake as a sister" but like, deep down they're grumbling, "I could do those cool ninja flips too.. probably..."

-Just like how her token only child ass isn't used to the protective care of an older sibling, Blake isn't used to the lowkey hero worship that comes with a younger sibling looking up to her. It's a strange feeling at first, and takes a bit to get used to, but in no way bad. Whitley tries to act all above it all at first, but Blake easily catches the way his eyes sparkle when she recounts her White Fang adventures to him and finds herself rather fond of the younger boy since he's finally letting go of his old snobbish ways and shaping into a good kid. Yang is just so proud of her girlfriend and says, "Yeah, it's quite a bit of pressure to live up to their expectations of you, but that feeling of wanting to try for them anyways never really goes away."

-Once Whitley lets himself relax around Blake he actually comes up with epic prank ideas involving her clone semblance and oh my god bro they're absolute menaces together because let the kids be KIDS your honor

-Suffering Weiss™ is at an all time high especially when Yang joins in on the fun because she'll never miss out on an opportunity to flex her title as the CEO of Suffering Weiss™ Instigation

-Suffering shenanigans aside I think Blake would be a really good influence fer Whitley. He'd be super open to Blake's suggestions/guidance on how to use the SDC resources he's now in control of and together they can work on ways to help better the Faunus who have been exploited by the SDC fer so long

-Family bonding where Blake makes and pours some tea fer the Schneeblings, and she nonchalantly mentions how this tea recipe is the one she grew up with and often shared with her family and how some of her happiest childhood memories are laced with the warmth of this special tea and casually says, "I'm just so happy that I can make new memories with my new family- are you guys okay?!"

-No the Schneeblings aren't all in various state of Big Emotions right now whattttt (Weiss has tears in her eyes and a shaky smile, Winter is turned away staring at a random wall with her jaw visibly clenched, Whitley is trembling a little tryna process all of this because for so long he was alone and isolated)

-We all been knew that Weiss would not hesitate to kill fer Blake but it took Winter and Whitley like .2 seconds to throw themselves onto that same train once they really got to know her, making Blake Belladonna prolly one of the most protected people in all of Remnant (she's got all three of the Schneeblings and everything that the SDC can provide, her badass parents with all of Menagerie at their beck and call, the rest of her friends who are formidable warriors like Xiao Long-Rose sisters, JNR, Qrow, etc etc etc)

-In conclusion, the Bellaschneeblings have my whole entire heart and I hope y'all love 'em too, I'll prolly post more headcanons of 'em when I can :DD!!

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lady-of-the-puddle · 1 year

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All right I've been holding this back for a while but now you get to see my

Rating Tron's Exes

list

The boy:

See? him face

And now the exes:

FIRST UP WE HAVE

1. Dyson

Bougie Rat Bastard 3000

Is the Worst™

Absolute dork loser

Made a grab for power and betrayed his brother his captain hiS KING

Not even hot

2/10 Sucks like the vacuum he is

2. Clu

Discount fuck boi god wannabe

Okay listen

There's chemistry between them

Even if it's toxic af

He's part of Kevin of course he and Tron dated

Yes it was full of hate

Esp when he was stuck as Rinzler 😏

But sometimes u gotta date an asshole to know what u dont want

0/10 Actual Nazi

3. Able

Daddy? Sorry

FATHER material

Has stable job and income

Firm but kind and caring

Will tell u to stfu

Divorce was mutual and they got split custody of Beck so pretty chill breakup overall

10/10 Need I say more

4. Cyrus

Boundaries Were Crossed

Yet another betrayal *sigh*

My boi Tron knows how to pic em

Somehow more crazy than Clu

But less Nazi at least???

Spectacular revenge plot tbh

Looks pretty sick 😎

World's Messiest Breakup

5/10 Dedicated to the bit

4.1 Beck

CRACK SHIP I SWEAR

I know y'all are about to come for me

But listen

Programs have no concept of age

This ship is purely for fun for me, I highly ship them as father and son usually (see: Able)

Something about the desperation and trust issues between them speak to me

We all know it would never work out

7/10 doomed by the narrative (if we HAD ANY)

5. Flynnster

fuck boi God SUPREME

I am highly biased on this

loves Tron so much he ported him from the old system

Spent more time with him than with his own son (-1 point for that)

named everything after him

Tron was ready to give up his own life to save him

ANGST

never officially broke up but he thought he was derezzed so that counts

9/10 HERE WE STAND WORLDS APART HEARTS BROKEN IN T- ok I'll stop

6. Ram

Cinnamon Roll too pure yadda yadda

Wide eyed sweetheart

Never did anything wrong in his short cycle

Was in a brief polycule with Tron and Flynn

Only broke up because he derezzed

What's not to like

11/10 perfect angle

7. Yori

HER

Unpopular opinion y'all are about to murder me

They were each other's beards

She's a nerd lesbian

Because she's hot and I want a chance with her I want her to be

They simply realized they preferred other programs and amicably broke up

She calls him up from the first system every now and then and they spill some hot tea and rebellion tips

100/10 bc im in love with her here have another pic

Anyone I missed?

In conclusion, all users and programs desire Tron carnally, grid's biggest slut, he's in nothing and is my everything thank you for coming to my TRON Talk next time I'll rate Beck's exes cause that's been overcooking in my brain too

#tron #tron uprising #tron legacy #tron 1982 #kevin flynn #tron beck #tronblr #clu #yori #rinzler

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nerath-mp · 1 month

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Nerath Tea, part 2 - shipping the deities

Just brewed up another nice pot of spicy tea to spill regarding which of the gods got their wandering eyes (or hands), which are on the rocks, which are starting, and which are Just Friends™.

Let’s start with the established couples in the pantheon, there are only a few.

Canon relationships

Avandra and Melora – Wind and Wave

Often thought to be the perfect relationship, these long-time lovers have a less stable romance than one would first assume.

Common stories have the two of them often apart – Avandra travelling, and Melora in the wilderness on the land or deep in the sea.

As mentioned in the last post, Melora is going through some things, and is growing distant from her fellow gods in the astral. Melora's affection is split between her wife, the goddess of travel, the winds and change, and the Primal Spirits of Nerath.

Melora’s heart being shared with all animals, plants, and even the nature spirits seldom bothered Avandra before – but Melora’s growing anger with the other gods is becoming a barrier to their marriage.

Melora, meanwhile thinks Avandra is too caught up in the antics of their mortal children, the halflings, and with the mortals in general over the needs of the beasts and plants. They are drifting apart, but it appears neither really notices much.

The Thrones – Bahamut and Tiamat

If Melora and Avandra are thought to have the ideal partnership, the Twin Spouse-Siblings of dragonkind are said to have the worst. And much like the romance of Wind and Wave, the truth is a bit different.

While superficially both loathe each other and represent polar opposite virtues of authority and perfection, in reality they act more like a career-oriented power couple - who just disagree on methods, not goals.

They both love and hate each other to a degree no other pair or polycule of entities could fathom, and they are both surprisingly comfortable with this.

And while many heroes struggle against the offspring of Tiamat's "Zeus-like" infidelity, Bahamut has as many illegitimate children of his own, who then go on to serve the platinum’s more virtuous characteristics.

The Wheel of Seasons – Corellon, Pelor, Sehanine, and the Raven Queen (previously Khala)

This is an open, competitive polycule of the deities who represent the cycle of mortal life (birth/childhood, adulthood, maturity and death), and the ordering of time for the First Work

Initially this was just one of the tasks set out by the Primordials at their direction, to give the change necessary for life to grow and change significantly over the First Work. But the gods grew to compete for who could push their own part of time a bit further than the others, or craft the “perfect” season.

Khala and Nerull (both dead)

Nerull was the original god of endings and therefore of death, but focused primarily on the active end of life; his wife/consort/lover was Khala, the original goddess of winter, old age, and wisdom

Nerull sought to claim the Shadowfel as his own and steal the souls of all mortals for himself, collecting them at the ‘end’ of their journey

Khala, after Nerull’s death, plunged the world into eternal winter, preventing the changing of seasons to protest his murder, in mourning for his death and in outrage at his domain over death given to a mortal she accused of seducing her husband, the Raven Queen

While each individually were disliked and eventually had to be defeated for the good of the First Work, for all intents and purposes they seemed quite in love and loyal to one another

Now, the real tea – who is kanoodling who?

Corellon the Himbo Corellon seeks out, and is sought out for, inspiration in the form of muse-like fancies and trysts. He has taken perhaps the greatest number of known lovers – both mortal and immortal alike. Each of these follows a similar pattern, sudden ferocious infatuation and lust, a short period of pure creativity and bliss, followed by a destructive cycle of selfishness, lack of respect and infidelity.

Single again? Pelor and Tiandra, Queen-Mother of the Eladrin This one was one of the longest relationships between god and mortal. While Tiandra left her creator’s side to elope with Corellon into the Feywild in an effort to keep their marriage forever, it was with Pelor that Tiandra shared the throne with throughout the long age of Summer for the Eladrin. With the turning of that season, and tragic life of his last remaining stepchild, Pelor has quietly left the elf queen’s side as her consort. It is unknown if the has taken Sehanine as a lover now.

Avandra and Sehanine – a forbidden moonlight tryst. It is said that as Melora becomes gloomier and more obsessed with the upstart Erathis (see below), Avandra misses the old care-free days and has been seen in the company of Sehanine more often than not.

Sehanine – the asexual goddess of love? For as much as Sehanine is seen as the goddess of love and physical sexual pleasure, her depictions and legends about relationships and dalliances are few and far between. More often, her role in myths and gossip is often as matchmaker, or protector of lovers who must hide their meetings from others.

Melora and Erathis – possible enemies-to-lovers pairing? Erathis, who was once the mortal turathi Nera, has made few missteps since ascending and claiming the domain of civilization and innovation, but their biggest critic and growing nemesis, is the goddess Melora, enraged at Erathis’ lack of respect and outright stealing of the liveoak forest Melora had gifted the Feywild’s Green Court to mutilate and transform into their warforged ensouled constructs. Melora has become fiercely defensive and sees insults and attacks in every action the Peacemaker takes. Such has been her growing fury with the upstart deity that it has soured her marriage with Avandra, who values the protection of trade, the building of new roads and the discovery of new ideas.

Asmodeus and Erathis – master and servant no more, or just Dom and brat. Nera the Peacemaker, so the oldest Nerathi imperial histories state, began as a prophet of Asmodeus, a common calling for the horned turathi in the age of warlords and strife between the Revolution of Valis and the foundation of the Nerath Empire. With Nera’s ascension and transformation into Erathis, the similarities with their one-time patron god were visible – an interest in the future of humans, the need for hierarchy and the importance of authority in their doctrines, and the no small amount of personal ambition and guile. However, it seems Erathis no longer sees themself as a servant of the Great Betrayer, but as an independent being. How much this is true, a deception on Erathis’ part, or a lie Erathis honestly believes, remains to he seen. For the part of Asmodeus, it seems that once submission to given to Daddy A, it cannot be undone save by His dominant will alone. So, has Erathis liberated themself? Or are they just bratting for attention from their Master?

And one last drop of tea...

Vecna’s lost family. Before tacitly accepting godhood, Vecna had a family of sorts when he ruled the city-states of Samara, Raqqa and Samulesh. He took the daughter of Samara’s king as his mortal wife, and assisted her in her transformation into lichdom. Legends tell the lich had many children with his queen during her living years, but the loss of his son was a great tragedy to Vecna, as it seemed both rulers intended for their son to inherit the Eternal Kingdom of the Baelish when he transcended into undeath at the proper time.

#nerath #lore #melora #asmodeus #gods #spilling the tea

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