In the infinite smokehell bongscape My vision is a hazy daze The world is awash in a grayish haze My thoughts swim in a lazy maze The bong is the portal to a timeless space A place of peace, free of strife Where the air is thick with herb and spice And the sweet smell of eternal life The smoke rises in spiral clouds And swirls about me like a shroud My mind is flooded with visions of space In the infinite smokehell bongscape The horizon is a swirl of green And everything I see is so serene The smoke is my gateway to the divine My spirit is lifted and I feel so alive The bong is my vessel to the stars My soul is soaring, no matter how far The smoke is my passport to green grass grace In the infinite smokehell bongscape

-Submitted by someone who wanted to be credited as “The Gneech”

So the past couple of years have sucked, creatively. >.> Fixing that now!

In the realm of people saying nice things about you behind your back, you might enjoy knowing that at the National Book Festival today, John Scalzi gave special mention to your performance on his audiobooks. :)

Really?! That’s so cool! It is always such a privilege and a pleasure to perform his work.

Can you please spend more time fighting neo-Nazis than going after Cory Booker? Thanks.

We are people capable of multi-tasking. These things aren’t zero sum…

Keeping more Neoliberal elements of the Democratic Party in check is useful to us in forming a stronger united coalition

I personally will not let go of what Cory Booker did in partnering with DeVos to attempt to gut Newark and NJ public schools despite vigorous protests from black activists and unions. Anyone who may be tricked into believing his style of politics should know the potential dangers of him.

Tumblr won’t let me reblog this post from @greyisbetterthangray and @the-gneech directly, so I shall take matters into my own claws:

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@greyisbetterthangray:

Do you ever just spend so much time in queer fandom that you forget that homophobia exists?

@the-gneech:

Yes, it’s amazing.

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Suggested by @the-gneech who reblogged it from @athelind who got it from @maxheron who replied to the original post from @techoglot (for whom I can’t seem to find the link to their blog, sorry)

ask-zaukodar mentioned you in a post: “Just-In-Case Shoutout”:

…@mykecandraw @the-gneech @askchangeling @ gabapple @andajojoYou’re all awesome people,…

AWWWW <333333 ILU!!! :)

There is no reason to suppose reality isn’t fractal, and by fractal, I mean this:

Anyway, I have this weirdly persistent idea tickling around me like gneeches -

What if consciousness is to some degree fractal?

Could we have macro and micro versions of ourselves?

^This one has some annoying music at the end but shows how to make both triangle and line segment snowflake von koch curve fractals, which is pretty cool.

This was submitted by John "The Gneech" Robey. More of his artwork can be found on his Website.

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Digital Commission Patreon Raffle!

SET CHEER = “WOOHOO!”

We’ve hit the June Patreon goal of $200/month! To celebrate, on Monday I am going to raffle off a full digital commission. All Patreon subscribers will be included, with the number of entries determined by your subscription level:

Team SJ: 1 entry Wallpaper Warrior: 2 entries Suburban Jungle Boogie: 3 entries Supreme Jungloid: 4 entries THE SUPPORT TIER OF CANGREJO DIABLO!!!: 5 entries

The drawing will happen Monday, June 4, so you still have a chance to get in. Thank you, all my awesome subscribers!

Reblogs appreciated! ^.^

-The Gneech

Fort Redemption

Soft Catra makes my heart ‘splode.

(Fanart sketches Ko-Fi now open! https://ko-fi.com/gneech )

Commission Status!

Commissions for June are closed. Ko-Fi fan sketch requests are still open!

https://ko-fi.com/the_gneech

We now return you to your usual silliness. #art #business #ShamelessPlug

My little problem child. <3

The Spectacular Spider-Spider

Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider! Does the things ordinary spiders do Spins a web, about two feet across Doesn’t catch thieves, they are huge Look out! Don’t step on the Spider-Spider!

Is she strong? Listen bud! She’s only the size of your fingernail! Can she swing from a thread? Yes, every night over your bed. Shower-time? There sits the Spider-Spider!

In the chill of night in a place with some bugs like a streak of light she gives them deadly hugs

Spider-Spider! Spider-Spider! Friendly neighborhood Spider-Spider! Wealth and fame? She’s ignored! Catching bugs, is her reward.

To her, life is a couple years long It’s a sad way to end this song Sucks to be you, poor little Spider-Spider

TV Troops

There was a kerfluffle, back in the dim dark past, during which some self-important pedant at Wikipedia decided that webcomics were not “worthy of note” and systematically went through and deleted them all. What I said at the time, and it’s still true, was that I was actually a lot prouder and happier that Suburban Jungle had a TVTropes.org page...