stoner--poetry
Poetry from the finest of stoners.
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My cat
Gets up on the thing
But he can't have any
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Seems like a bad ass fucking river.
I'm so excited to go up north again
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This massive Bundle featuring two icons of the counterculture revolution includes both the “Cheech” and “Chong” Operator Skins alongside three Weapon Blueprints featuring Still Smokin’ Tracers and the “Up In Smoke” Death Effect: the “Dankest” MTZ-556 Assault Rifle, the “Hashassin” HRM-9 SMG, and the “Mellow and Mild” Haymaker Shotgun.
Intoxicate foes with the “Secondhand Smoke” Finishing Move, the “Be Mellow” and “Cheech & Chong’s” Large Decals, the “Smoke Buds” Weapon Sticker, the “Iconic” and “Cheech and Chong’s Seltzer” Weapon Charms, and the “Blunt Buddies” Loading Screen.
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That's why I wanna stay.
That's why I wanna be.
High as a motherfucka, ya...
High assssss fuckkkkkkkk
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Need a bad bitch to come over, and puff and lounge.
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The “pen” weed pen is mightier than any kind of sword
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Let me tell you man. When I smoke this strain, it's wild.
I pop one the second I feel the high take flight. I get so hard, man.
And I don't even have to stroke.
With this strain, Mary Jane herself appears and pleasures my goonstick. It's wild, man. Wild.
She just appears, with her stoned, tarded look and a knowing smile.
It's all I can do to not bust a nut. But as I smoke she gets me higher and higher. And with each toke she looks at me between my legs with a stupid look and says how much she loves it that I smoke her.
And then with one last lick, she triggers me and I explode across the room.
I lay there throbbing as Mary Jane then slowly disappears.
"Until next time my love," she whispers as I fade into sleep.
what happens to you if you smoke weed after you already smoked weed urgent reddit
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Yup,
When it's that little green plant...
That's how you know it's weed.
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Tv shows get better when your high
Food gets better when your high
Drink tastes better when your high
Sex sometimes is better when your high
Cooking feels more fun when your high
Any last words?
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Q: Why do my chest and head
Behave like so?
A: Because you tried to crush the whole bong bowl
in one go.
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Poem from an anonymous
I'm high
Thinkin of 21 pi(lots)
I ponder of something great
My lungs will fill
And then deflate
Cause somebody stole my soberness
And now I just sit in YO-erlessness
Oooh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Parodys are great
Bit not so much
That I'd like to stay in touch (with pardoys)
Poetry rappin
And snacking
In this kitchen
It's a lit(in)
See what I did there?
Not so great
It is late
Let's go slay
It was a beautiful day
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"High"ku
I busted stoned nuts
To genderbent cop Sonic
I seek forgiveness
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