Grandpa Futty Drives Again

In Fontaine Fox’s Toonerville Trolley comics there is one old flivver-driving fool named Grandpa Futty.  He is the slowest driver on the road.  Rarely does he go over the breakneck speed of two miles per hour.  He is so overly cautious, that if there are two lanes going his way, he takes the middle of the road and effectively moseys along in his putter-banger taking up both lanes.  What is that…

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Kevin Gates strokin |"From Lone Star State to Fun-Filled Adventures: A Road Trip from Texas"

Kevin Gates strokin road trip from Texas but feeling overwhelmed by the thought of all that driving? In this episode, we offer some tips and tricks for making the most of your time on the road. From planning your route to packing the essentials, we'll show you how to stay safe and comfortable during long hours of driving. We'll also share some ideas for keeping the kids entertained and engaged during the journey. Whether you're a seasoned road tripper or a newbie, this episode is full of practical advice to help you make the most of your time behind the wheel. So buckle up and tune in to our latest episode on driving from Texas!

i'll show you who my sweetheart's never met

happy 10th anniversary of the release of captain america: the winter soldier

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Joe Bob Briggs - Drive In Theater - Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) - 6/1/91

the best husband to ever step foot in dulvey, louisiana 

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a big part of what makes eiffel feel like such a real person to me is that he's so average and unfulfilled even by attainable metrics. like, not even getting into any pop culture escapist fantasies. eiffel is the kind of guy who thinks if he was born a few decades earlier he'd be a traveling musician living out of a van, but realistically he'd be doing more or less the same stuff. he could be a local radio dj or a guy with a used record store or drive an old truck and have a yard full of rusty old cars up on cinder blocks he's trying to revitalize. he could be a skater, if he had the patience, and, um. the balance. zach once said that if eiffel had the money he'd buy a motorcycle and never learn how to ride it, just take a bunch of pictures of himself with it and tinker with it constantly, and if anyone asked why he doesn't ride it, he'd keep saying he wants to do some more work on it first. i think about that so much. there are a lot of things that he could do, that fit his sort of character archetype, and they aren't even remarkable things, but he doesn't. eiffel drove a corolla and worked at pizza hut and probably lived in a shitty apartment. sincerely, this is the best thing about him. this is why he's a real guy to me.

the lack of communication in red vs blue drives me up the wall like what do you MEAN the reds and blues (and wash!!!) don’t know that the director is carolina’s dad!! they don’t know about tex’s history!! they don’t even know that epsilon tried to blow himself up in wash’s head!!!!!

Oh, can't wait to see what absolutely wild things I have accepted by living here.

*walks out in a cowboy hat and assless chaps* Y'know, they say only steers and queers come from Texas, and brother, I ain't no cattle.

Texas drunken drivers who kill a child’s parent or guardian in a crash are now liable to pay child support, according to legislation that went into effect Friday.

Texas House Bill 393, also known as Bentley's Law, was first filed Nov. 14 of last year. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signed the bill June 2.

According to the law, intoxicated manslaughter culprits are only on the hook until the child turns 18 years old or finishes high school.

The amount of child support depends on multiple factors, including the child's educational needs, medical needs and any reasonable child care costs. The standard of living that the child is used to is also considered.

Anyone who is unable to make payments due to incarceration may be eligible for a payment plan.

I love this new law. Drunk drivers take away so many lives, including taking away a child’s parent(s). Other states should do the same.

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happy fourteen songs about seven people two houses a motorcycle and a locked treatment facility for adolescent boys friday

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Highway 80, Dallas, Texas, Steve Fitch, 1973