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spanishinfluenza · 4 months

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Pov: you're an immortal doctor working a 72 hour shift in the operating theatre on Christmas day. You get home at 10:02pm on Christmas evening. Your immortal wife is waiting for you

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xeebs · 2 months

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the silly little characters that live in my head aaarrgrhh

#my ocs #character design #fantasy characters #oc/esme #oc/lily #oc/enya #oc/jack #oc/ambrose #artsiesbyme

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lokiprincess · 1 year

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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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terapsina · 7 months

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Random Discworld Question!

#granny weatherwax #esme weatherwax #samuel vimes #captain vimes #discworld #terry pratchett #polls #my polls #terapsina rambles

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exilecrown · 1 month

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"I have witnessed the bonds within this family — I say family and not coven. These strange golden-eyed ones deny their very natures. But in return have they found something worth even more, perhaps, than mere gratification of desire?"

THE CULLEN CLAN

#the twilight saga #twilight #twilightedit #the cullens #jasper hale #alice cullen #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #edward cullen #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #cullen appreciation hours #filmedit #moviegifs #catherine hardwicke #dailyflicks #filmgifs #my gifs*#mine*

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esmeislewd · 7 months

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I really like "dumbification" in feederism~

How many calories did you eat today?

uh I don't know? I'm hungry though so can I have a snack?

When was the last time you worked out?

ummm don't know and don't feel like it~

What are you going to have for dinner?

uh like whatever my feeder gives me?

How fat are you?

not sure...but I like it!

Being able to think doesn't really have any impact on your ability to gain so stop thinking and stop worrying, just mindlessly eat and watch the pounds pile on.

#esmes lood writings #manifesting a future when I'm someones fat bimbo pet and get to spend all day eating and looking pretty instead of having to use my brain~

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stars-and-birds · 4 months

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“be gay do crime” but the laws i break are the laws of physics. i punch a wall with the force of a thousand girlkisses and barely blink. frickity fracking fuck you newton.

#can you tell it’s past my bedtime #esme original

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ineffectualdemon · 4 months

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Shang Qinghua: If you want me to stay you should be nice to me! You should compliment me!

Mobei Jun: mn. Qinghua is smart and brave and handsome. I desire him carnally

Shang Qinghua who is learning harshly that he's allergic to praise: ...ok no I hate that. Just make me noodles and give me a pay rise

#svsss #svsss incorrect quotes #moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #not safe for esmes #mobei: only if qinghua lets me ride him until he can't walk #sgh: best deal of my life lets goooo

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linggluu · 9 months

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hm. kinda rude to walk up uninvited

#twilight #the twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #alice cullen #my gif

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idkaguyorsomething · 17 days

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Smeyer can’t stop you from smuggling in a one-time f bomb pass to one of her characters. ¿Who do you give it to, when, and why?

¡Please reblog and explain your choice in the tags!

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xeebs · 2 months

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my favorite ocs rn… i need to post them more often they make me crazy hghjk

#my ocs #original character #oc/esme #oc/enya #oc/jack #oc/lily #oc/aphra #oc/ambrose #artsiesbyme #character design

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asparklethatisblue · 5 months

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I love how much Nanny Ogg bullies Agnes about being a boring virgin, while also being glad she’s The Maiden to round up the little group.

#nanny ogg #gytha ogg #granny weatherwax #esme weatherwax #agnes nitt #carpe jugulum #discworld #my art

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iobsessoverfictionalmen · 4 months

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Carlisle Cullen x Reader (3)

AN: This fic is a continuation of this one and this one. There are no warnings for this installment.

It didn’t take your children long to divide themselves into teams after they heard that you would be playing baseball instead of refereeing like you usually did. Carlisle stole a quick kiss as you accepted the baseball bat that he offered you.

“I choose dad. Sorry mom,” Rosalie called to you.

“I choose mom. Sorry babe!” Emmett fired back.

Your gaze fell on Edward who was whispering in Bella’s ear. You had an idea what your eldest son was saying.

“Edward! Get over here! You’re holding everyone up!” Rosalie complained.

“Yeah, Eddy! We don’t need mom to know that we cheat.”

“Too late,” you quipped.

Edward rolled his eyes in response and darted across the field to join Carlisle and Rosalie. Emmett was batting first and he hit the ball with a thunderous crash once Alice had thrown it. Edward took off into the forest while Emmett darted around the bases. He must have sensed Edward’s return because Emmett skidded to a stop on the third base at the same time that the ball smacked into the glove Alice wore.

Jasper was the next to bat. Alice pitched the ball to her mate and just as it had with Emmett, bat and ball collided with a tremendous bang. Jasper sped around the bases as Rosalie chased after the ball and he had just managed to make it to the second base when Rosalie hurled the ball back to Alice.

You stepped up to the plate and you saw Carlisle motioning to Edward and Rosalie to spread out – you fought a grin; your mate knew you too well.

“Bring us home mom!” Emmett cheered.

The clouds darkened from a light grey to a darker shade while you squared up. Your daughter launched the ball at you and with a heavy boom, the bat and ball connected. Tapping into your powers, you sprinted to first base, tapped your hand into Jasper’s as you passed second base and high fived Emmett as you approached third. Your children raced over to the home plate and crossed it; Bella announced that they were safe immediately after they had each stepped over the plate.

You had almost reached the home plate when you were tackled to the ground. A hand cupped the back of your head to prevent it from slamming onto the ground and you became aware of your mate’s body pressing into you as you heard the ball slamming into Alice’s glove.

“You’re out, darling,” Carlisle purred.

Tearing your gaze away from your mate’s golden, mischievous ones, you called out to Bella.

“Safe!” She yelled back.

You saw the question in Carlisle’s eyes before he noticed that your outstretched fingers were actually resting on the home plate. He chuckled and climbed off of you before offering a hand to help you to your feet.

Your children swarmed you within seconds and you received countless hugs and birthday wishes but the best hug by far that you received came from your mate.

#my writing #my fics #twilight #carlisle cullen #female reader #carlisle cullen x reader #edward cullen #bella swan #alice cullen #jasper hale #rosalie hale #emmett cullen #twilight x greek mythology #no esme

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pourablecat · 6 months

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Surely I can trick myself into using a small pen size if I do one of these ridiculous zoom-out evolution drawings?

#discworld #discworld fanart #gnu terry pratchett #featuring #granny weatherwax #esme weatherwax #lily weatherwax #lilith de tempscire #witches abroad #a friend mistook them for lesbians which made me do a spit take #but let me express my wholehearted love of old woman yuri in the tags - especially involving nanny #and do let me say I do enjoy some vicious sibling rivalry #I also do headcanon them as twins #although according to the wiki I'm probably wrong #granny has been pulling this same face since she was eight #maybe next thing I draw should be old woman yuri...

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esmeislewd · 8 months

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Princess stress eating because her spouse is out on a dangerous quest and being 50lbs heavier by the time they return. Needing all of her maids to help lace her dress closed as she holds a ball in celebration of her partner's return. Then instead of dancing she spends the entire evening stuffing herself as the seams of her dress split, her belly desperate to make an escape into the amused hands of her spouse who is rather smitten with their softer wife and can't quite help but keep bringing her more to eat~

#esmes lood writings #me back on my fantasy feederism bullshit #since meeting Aylin in BG3 I have been feeling FERAL for knights #please god I just need a woman in plate armour

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ohyoudosmellgood · 6 months

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they’re watching the eras tour movie

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