i can't clip it cause its longer than 30 seconds, so heres a transcription from a very sweet talk moment from yesterday's stream, a bit before they exploded the happy pills moon house.

Forever: You know, Richas? To me, there's no better person in the world to destroy that room than you. I'm so glad you're here to do this for me. Richas: KKKKK person? 0_0 well, it's funny how this isn't the first time that I'm not much of an egg, dad KKKKKKK thank you >:D Forever: You mean so much more to me than anything else, son. You're everything to me. Thank you for helping me.

'shin did u do my dad :(' 'yeah L'

B33 < hussie didnt let dave and tavros date because they KNEW they would be too powerful together

crying writing my little message in my best friend's birthday card

this is a marcille donato appreciation post 🗣️‼️

i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

Do you think of me?

i do not trust people who hate aang/katara/or sokka but say they love they other two. like LOOK at them. this is a a three for one deal.

off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place

Lucifer throws rubber ducks at Alastor to shut him up.

It actually worked for the first few times too, because it was so random that it caught him off guard, as very few things do. With his large collection and how very few of his creations he was actually proud of, Lucifer had a lot of ammunition. He wasn’t about to embarrass himself by scrambling to get them back afterwards, but he did wonder what happened to them. Incinerated, he would guess.

But no, Alastor likes entertainment, and after he got over the fact the literal King of Hell’s best line of defense was rubber ducks, he was very entertained by the little things. There was a growing collection in his radio tower, and he had learned quickly that there was more to them than met the eye. He’d been quite displeased when one had left his coat singed from spitting fire, but despite all their tricks, none were particularly harmful.

Alastor hadn’t been sure where these ducks were coming from, but after plucking one off the floor that had a remarkable resemblance to the Radio Demon himself, he was beginning to suspect they weren’t exactly off the shelf. And wasn’t that a thought, the devil himself spending hours meticulously crafting toys. Even more so interesting that he spent some of that time making one of a demon he hated so much. But he keeps them all the same.

Chucking them at Alastor’s head becomes a whole lot less effective at getting him to shut the fuck up after a while. That didn’t stop Lucifer from wanting to throw things at him, and it wasn’t destructive to the hotel in the process. Probably not a bad thing, to be clearing out his room of so many ducks. And if a certain gothic tower is now full of them instead, well… who’s to say.

*quack quack* I’m losing my mind, can you tell

spider society meeting more like gay brunch

RIP, tumblr’s fave Jurassic World extra, guy running from pterodactyls with two margaritas in hand, you will always be famous. Hope you find those salt shakers.

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6am at the butler family home it smells like coffee beans, buttered toast and laundry detergent in this kitchen