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#diamond no ace#cat carrier#but art <3#CACKLING THE ENTIRE TIME I DREW KILL LIVE#THEY FUCKING WOULDDDD#i couldve found out what sawamura drinks but i didnt wanna go back throgh so mweh#im not even a hardcore furuya stan idk what came about me but hes so cute#helping each other feel more at home and belonging <3#furuya get off the costco bear furuya youre gonna get us kicked out#WHEN NORI WILL FINALLY SAY FUCK???#tearing my hair out the duck caps were SO cute i want it so bad#okumura is like mudkip pikachu and magikarp all at once#asada pog#what does?? yui look like#why doesnt???? setos hair part on the same side as his lil tuft thing???#yeah i reused the fond itoshi rin its the universal gay look when looking at pretty people#christmas gifting as a vehicle for drawing haruichi with a bow scarf crying and throwing up hed be so cute
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so. those shorts pics
#hoffstrahm#costas mandylor#mark hoffman#saw#listen i’m not saying i would fuck him im saying i would mash him into a fine paste and blend him.#and also. WOULDDDD SMASHHHHHH
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... Tarn and Soundwave fighting over who will get the honour to lick Megatron clean after Optimus filled him with transfluid
hOLYDICKINGSHITYES
#that was a typo but i kept it#tfe tarn#honorary tag#tfe soundwave#tfe optimus prime#tfe megatron#megop#megatarn#megasound#they wouldddd#valveplug#fucking love that
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oh Shit my awakening game
#i need to play dragon age again in some capacity . for my wellbeing#might fuck around and replay dao#tobias talks#i WOULDDDD do da:i bc thats my favourite one but that god damn intro man#its brutal#do Not play ur favourite game 10+ times u will only want to play it once its really openworld#i am an intro hater!!! if i see that god damn chantry priest ever again itll be too soon#fuck u and ur lost soldiers
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need me a sugar mommy wony 😵💫😵💫 like imagine her getting mad that u failed your exams when she literally spend her money on your tuitions??? she would be hella disappointed ☹️☹️
she wouldddd :((
she's not spanking you or slapping your face or anything but she's still very harsh :(( going on and on about how disappointed she was of you, how she feels like her money is going to waste, and oh how she wonders how you can pay her back for all of this :(( not with money ofc, wony isn't that cruel... but she has an idea 🥵
🫢 wony forcing you down on your knees, eating her out while you've got a vibrator inside you :(( your hands being tied behind your back so you can't pleasure yourself more or stop wony when she does something you don't like :(( "make me come... and maybe i'll forgive you.." she was saying while petting your hair 😩😩 ugh mommy wony pushing you closer to her cunt, demanding you to just ruin her but you couldn't focus bcs the vibrator was right against your clit, it was distracting you :(((
she feels you tense up and whine against her pussy, and then she digs her nails on your shoulders, "don't you dare come. i swear to fuck i'll hurt you." she was so mean :((( and ofc you were scared so you stopped paying attention to the wonderful sensation on your clit and focused more on making your mommy come 😔😔 licking and sucking.. anything you could do to push her closer to the edge,, she tasted so sweet... you wanted to drink up her juices already but it seems like she was holding back her own orgasm as a form of punishment for you too,,,
but then she completely loses herself when you inserted your tongue inside her 🫠🫠🫠 "g-good...! so good, baby, right there... fuck..." ACK she would sound soooo pretty :((( she was almost suffocating you with the way she pressed you so close against her, but you weren't complaining... 🥰🥰 making wony moan so load when you start playing with her clit using your tongue :(( you wanted her to forgive you, so you have to do everything that you knew she liked!! and you knew she liked it best when you focus on her little clit 🤤
"mmmh...! fuck..! fuck, i'm coming.. m-mommy's coming, baby... shit..!" and then finally you could drink up her cum like you always wanted 😍😍 but it's not over yet!! bcs you were still squirming, almost crying bcs you were at the edge of the edge, the vibrator still alive and well stimulating your clit... and wony finally remembers this and makes you lay on the bed,, then she towers over you.. a smirk dancing on her lips...
"good job, baby girl... i think it's only fair i return the favor now.. but you have to promise that you'll do your very best in school from now on, m'kay?"
ofc you learned everything about how to eat pussy from your mommy, so you came very, very good and a lot that night 😵💫😵💫😵💫
i need to eat her out just once guys i'm...
#ive x fem reader#ive smut#ive imagines#ive x reader#jang wonyoung imagines#jang wonyoung smut#jang wonyoung x reader#wonyoung imagines#wonyoung x reader#wonyoung smut
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Strawberries and Burgers
College AU! Eren Yeager x Reader.
Part 1. Part 2.
Warnings: just fluff I think for now T^T and some suggestive themes!
What the fuck is wrong with me
It's all Eren can think when he sees you doing your homework at the campus cafe and he just can't muster the courage to go up to you. God, you guys had just scheduled your date with each other two days ago, it can't be that hard to approach you right now.
Actually...
it is that hard.
You were typing away on your laptop, your headphones placed snugly on either side of your head, clueless to the world around you. You looked good doing it too.
You looked so fucking good doing it.
You were bare faced, something he wasn't surprised about considering he stalked your instagram that one time three nights ago after Jean's party and found a few photos of you just as make up free. You had really nice collarbones, the tank top and oversized hoodie combo adorning you emphasized it perfectly for him.
How did he score a date with you?
He wasn't in your line of sight since he was in the campus goodies shop across from the cafe, so he didn't need to hide when you took off your headphones and picked up your phone.
That sickeningly sweet smile of yours he couldn't get out of his head spread across your lips just as fast as he felt his phone vibrate. You had already warned him you were going to study and be offline for a bit, but he sure hated your restraint from him.
You had finally responded to him after an hour.
His last text to you had been a confession of how much he liked the way you smelled when he first met you followed by a series of texts on how he tried to defend how creepy it sounded in the most heartfelt way possible (which did not work, but you found the effort adorable.)
y/n: perv!!!!
y/n: not letting this sniffer anywhere near me whatsoever on our date.
He looked up at you for a second and saw you giggling to yourself.
So fucking cute.
Eren: :<
Eren: That's okay, as long as I get to look at you I'll be happy.
Why was he so cute?
The mere words he sent to you now displayed on the screen of your phone made you cover your eyes in pure embarassment. How he managed to make you feel like a lovesick middle schooler again was a mystery to you.
Hopefully he'd stay after your first date together.
Straining against the heat on your cheeks, you responded to his text.
y/n: Okayyyyy maybe one sniff
y/n: just cause that sounded sweet
Eren: sounded sweet huh
Eren: *img*
Eren: I should run out of gum more often. Had the best view when I was choosing between spearmint and watermelon.
He had sent a photo of you just moments ago, silently squealing into your hand.
Your mouth went agape as you chose to respond to him, trying to scour your surroundings to find out what angle he took that picture from.
y/n: AND YOU DIDN'T COME UP TO ME???
y/n: wowwwww. really waiting to see me until our date huh.
Eren: I would if it didn't look like you were actually studying.
Eren: I'll gladly buy you a frapuccino if you want me to come up to you.
y/n: A frap isn't necessary but I wouldddd like your presence.
He left on you on read the second you responded. If he was just as near as the photo made it look then he would-
"Hey."
This wasn't fair at all.
Eren Yeager is hot. You gathered that when you met him and couldn't ever stop believing it. He was tall, pretty, toned, and had an alluring personality.
Eren Yeager is hot and at this moment in time, such words didn't seem to suffice to explain how good he looked right now.
He was wearing those slutty guy shorts.
The ones that showed how sculpted his thighs were.
Yeah.
Those.
You instinctively smiled, "Hey."
He pulled a chair to sit close to you, but not enough to invade your personal space.
He raised a finger up before you could speak again, "By the way this is not our first date. When I'm helping you choose between risotto and gnocci this weekend, your computer is not gonna be third wheeling."
"I know." You took a sip of your frapuccino, " This is just us friends hanging out."
Eren laughed before leaning on the table, " You know I don't wanna be your friend."
You feigned sadness, "You don't wanna be my friend?"
Smirking, he leaned a bit closer to you, "Do you let your friends kiss you?"
"Nope."
"Then I don't wanna be your friend."
"What's that got to do hm?" You crossed your arms over each other.
"I wanna kiss you."
Chills ran down your spine and you had to distract yourself from making a fool of yourself in front of him.
"I wouldn't recommend it right now, my mouth tastes like pure coffee and caramel syrup."
He let out an airy laugh, flicking your forehead softly, "That's fine by me. Just tell me when you want me to."
You bit down the smile coming to your lips and shook your head.
What a fucking flirt.
"The restaurant we're going to has strawberry gelato. If you order it you could smell and taste like strawberries."
"Wouldn't you like that hm." You shook your head
"I'd go crazy for it, but that's just a suggestion." He tried to non chalantly lean away while raising his hands up.
"You're such a loser." You giggled
Eren's cheeks flared up, something you didn't know could happen to him.
If he knew his face was bright red, he didn't care because he started to smile and leaned close to you again.
"I like your giggle."
His face was mere inches away from yours and you couldn't stop yourself from quickly turning yours away to avoid the heat creeping up your neck.
However, just as quickly, he softly grasped your cheek and turned you to look at him.
"Don't pussy out loser."
You forced yourself to keep the eye contact with him, "From what hm."
"From me."
Fuck, he made you smile so much your cheeks hurt.
"You make me nervous. I can pussy out a little bit."
His forest lined irises were on you, just staring back at you.
"Trust me. You make me even more nervous." He confessed, softly swiping his thumb on your cheek
"Then why aren't you showing it?"
He changed the momento of the situation by letting go of you and shrugging his shoulders very cockily, "Gotta impress the girl I like."
"Oh! That reminds me. What's the dress code for our date?" You took your phone out while he scooted closer to you.
Eren thought for a second, "Well I was thinking of wearing a black dress shirt and black dress pant combo."
You opened your phone to your photo gallery, showing him three dresses, "Which one do you think is best suited to the restaurant. I ordered them last week and they're all supposed to get here tomorrow morning."
He leaned close to you over your shoulder to get a good look as you swiped between them and couldn't stop himself from pushing your finger away to stop from scrolling.
"That one."
That one was a red dress. It wasn't too fancy considering the color it was, but it wasn't any dress. To be fair, it reminded of you of the dress Ana wore when Christian proposed to her in the Fifty Shades movie and you got it for that sole reason, you wanted to recreate her look from that scene.
You nodded your head before turning off your phone and setting it back on the table, "Okay I was thinking that one too."
When you looked back up at Eren, his face was completely flushed.
He was beet red, even the tips of his ears.
In sheer shock, you raised a hand up to his forehead, "Are you okay?!"
Eren softly pushed your hand away, "I'm fine. You're just gonna look really pretty in that dress."
He shook his head a little in an effort to stop being flustered.
"That's why you're red????"
"Yeah y/n. I told you. You make me really nervous."
You gave him a motherly smile before getting up, "So cute."
He got up with you, rubbing the back of his neck in embarassment as he pushed his chair back in.
"Well Eren, I have to go drop off my stuff in my dorm before I go out to eat with my friends. "
"Where are you guys eating?"
"At a Mexican restaurant. I've been craving tacos!" You jumped a little in excitement.
"Send me pictures of them then. I like food porn." He gazed down at you, a warm grin adorning his face.
"Okay." You giggled, leaning in to hug him quickly before leaving
"Byeeee Eren."
Later as you were closing the door to your dorm to leave, you received a text.
Eren: Hug me for a little longer next time. You're warm.
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Thoughts thoughts thoughts
Sam ‘Drive-by kink shaming’ Asher is so funny 😭
Also Sam🤝Asher *laughing at their own jokes*
Those two were literally flirting the whole time likeeeee
“Who you calling an underdog pup? ”
I knowwww Babe was giving him side eye
That’s their nick name (for Ash) and their nick name only
Also Sam said ‘My Darlin’ and that’s soooo cute
Sweetheart scaring Milo no matter time or place,, I know that man is living in a state of fear
BAAAAABE winning fuck yeah
David trying to teach Angel how to play,,, and not succeeding, BUT! He’s so soft with them ahhhhh
Sam thinking the remote was dead and saying “that little turnip” he’s such a DILF. (Fred and Bright are his children you didn’t hear this from me)
Also David helping him turn it on and CONSTANTLY reiterating how well he fits in
I loved those two During the inversion and I’m so glad we got to see that duo again with happier circumstances
Darlin killing Sam off without hesitation pffffffffffftt
‘MILE LOW’ is definitely my favourite name
I feel like none of them asked what ‘make it two’ meant because Asher is a gossip girl and probably told them all in a group chat
Angel immediately picking Sam 💀
Samuel Collins you are, the weakest link
“Oh so I’m a flop now”
Milo thinking Sam was actually offended and stuttering STUTTERING
“You gon get a pink tracksuit like that Milo?”
“I should i’d look fucking great in it”
YES YOU WOULD, YES YOU WOULDDDD.
Milo refusing to get the smash ball
He’s SO SMUG
In a good way
“Cmon buddy what map do you want?”
All: “FINAL DESTINATION”
Why does Milo react to sweetheart getting hit like it’s an actual fight 😭 he’s so funny
Oop and they’re making out again
It’s basically a 40 minute video of Milo and Sweetheart being horny
And then Ash being horny
Sam being confused as fuck
And David being DONE
Why do I get the feeling that Sam looks away ‘out of respect’ when Angel and David are kissing
OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT HIM BEING SO HAPPY THAT HE ACTUALLY GOT DAVID OUT OF THE FIRST GAME
he’s such a fan girl
Just the entirety of thee ‘nut-sack brain’ discussion
Once again Milo saying ‘owww’ like it actually hurt him?!?!
Personally Sweetheart is my winner 😌
‘You just inspecting their tonsils?’
PLEASE MY MAN IS A COMEDIAN 🙏
and finally Ash singing and David telling him to stop
And then Ash kissing David and him saying ‘get off me’
Is such a mirror to that first Halloween episode
The more things change the more they stay the same I suppose
#on the Smash video#to provide some context#not really thoughts just me pointing out my fave moment#s*#there is a lot#and they’re probably not in chronological order#or whatever#cause my brains just going haywire#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted asher#arrowsqueue#redactedverse#redacted babe#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart
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idk how yall do it but my family does gift exchange Christmas Eve and I just know Harry would come with bags and bags of gifts something for everyone the grandparents aunts uncles cousins baby cousins but of course he’d make sure it’s signed from the both of you 😢😢😢 leading to Christmas you’d get random texts throughout the day “would your mom like this?” “Should we get your grandma this?” just so cutesy and excited to spend the holiday with your family
PLEASEEEEEEE HE SO FUCKING WOULDDDD IM SO SADDD
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https://www.tumblr.com/murdrdocs/732455508148158464/what-kind-of-strap-do-you-think-hazel-would-own?source=share
I THINK LIKE SHE WOULD BUY THE FIRST ON BC IT LOOKS BIGGER THAN THE SECOND ONE LIKE JUST ON THAT FACT ALNO
OH SHE WOULDDDD LIKE WHEN SHE HELICOPTERS IT IN THIS LITTLE THING I WAS PICTURING SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONE LMAO
plus she uses the first for fucking you and the second for when you’re riding her 😈😈
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hi cherry!! saw this on my fyp and i feel this is something y/n from the musician!eren au would do 👀
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJuV5SMa/
AND WOULDDDD!! 😭 imagine that they’re still lowkey and shit, and sis gets to host an award show. Looking good as fuck on the stage and EJ is in the audience, fixated on her fine ass and you just casually let everybody know who’s breaking your back in. Everybody just thinks it’s a joke. And he’s just in the crowd, smirking, because he knows he gone wear your shit out once he gets you to that hotel later on!
#cherry’s asks 🍒#my fav whores#musician x influencer au#musician eren#aot x black reader#black fem reader#black reader#know he went crazy after she did it too#n/sfw#mini drabble#aot drabbles#eren drabble
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Salecrow ordering several pizzas using Batman’s voice just to be a dick
HE FUCKING WOULDDDD
I also like to imagine he sneaks into other villains hideouts/meetings just to hide and use the Batman voice he is a plague in the rogue community
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Ohhh and boxer james teasing regulus while he’s wearing the mini skirt and he’s whispering all sorts of filthy things and he’s teasing his clit and JSMALWKMWS
foaming at the mouth HE WOULDDDD HE'S A FUCKING TEASE he'd push reg against the wall, kissing down his neck and whispering things that have reg turning completely red and aching between his legs, and then james is sneaking a hand under his miniskirt, rubbing softly against reg's clit and driving him absolutely CRAZY
#reg has been cis in this au every time i've talked about him but honestly i'm down for him being trans#i don't really have a preference when it comes to this idea so <3#go crazy with it guys#asks#anons#boxer james agenda
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ig slight tw for mentions of s/h??? its not bigggg but im just putting a warning just in case people are easily triggered by that
idk if i said this but mercury first got the scar from dark matter he was temporarily not able to walk. he couldnt feel his leg at all and it was stiff as a board.
King dedede stayed in his room most of the time OF COURSE he couldnt stay the whole time since yk he was da king but he always tried to stay with mercury. i mean he was worried sick.
mercury ofc despised the scar since he got reminded of dark matter and wouldddd..claw the leg. like. a fuck ton. trying to get rid of the scar
of course he can walk now again so he healed up and dedede helped him during those times but he hates seeing his leg. thats why he never wear short stuff and if he somehow does HE WILL make sure his legs are covered by something.
not tagging this at all but uh ye
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I think Eddie would find it very cute how I’m shopping on Amazon for a waterproof blanket to fuck on, but having a hard time because so many are lined with Sherpa, a certified icky texture
He may also call me a bitch in heat for a while since they all seem to be marketed as dog blankets 🥺
I can’t help the fact that god gives his wettest, squirtiest pussies to his weirdest soldiers 😭
he wouldddd, he'd make fun of you but also help you look lol, he's such a little shit he'd even suggest that you like review each one to see if it works or not
and fr tho, tired of having a super soaker 😭
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Oml the vision becauseee Sukuna is just 😭 do you think after a while he doesn’t even say that Yuuji is asleep, just pops up and is like, “you feel asleep before explaining why that William guy was being shady again” (I know a fraction of it from my sister pls leave me alone)
And the part where he gets interested in cuddling AKSHSJSJ IM CRYING THAT IS SOOO CUTE
STOP STOPPP ur giving me brainrot he wouldddd
not him asking ab william afton im sobbing rome ur feeding my delusions bye
i bet it just becomes routine after a while and at first he thinks hes being so sneaky ab it when he switches but i can tell the difference between him and yuuji (as if the fat fucking jawline and piercing eyes isn't enough) its canon that hes just BIG like wayyy bigger than yuuji im crying i can just imagine him asking that like a little kid
it just rlly becomes golden retriever x black cat x doberman and i can bet yuuji is all blushy n taken aback when we're out for lunch or smth and im feeding sukuna on his palm n talking to him casually 😭😭
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ALSO (sorry for sending another ask 😭) but piper would 100% be a chappell roan fan, but like a followed her since her first ep kinda fan
SHE MOST DEFINITELY WOULDDDD piper takes pride in listening to very very very small artists like on their first ep/single, and then watching as they grow and being able to say she was there since the beginning. and i think she most definitely would have found chappell roan and just KNOWN
she and kayla are her biggest fans 100%
OH AND DONT APOLOGIZE FOR THE ASKS I FUCKING LOVE THEM NEVER STOP SENDING THEM
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