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four-color-words · 9 months

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Geoff Johns has no goddamn idea how to write characters falling in love and I hate him I hate this this is not how people act what the fuck

#I WANT TO BITE THINGS THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER #NOBODY'S IN LOVE WITH ANYBODY YOU HAVE KNOWN EACHOTHER FOR THREE MONTHS AND HAVE INTERACTED A HANDFUL OF TIMES #THAT'S NOT HOW LOVE WORKS DUMBASS #WHERE'S THE TRUST? THE YEARNING? THE LEARNING ABOUT WHAT MAKES HER LAUGH?#WITHOUT THE TIME AND THE WORK IT'S JUST INFATUATION AND THIS GUY IS _ALSO_ AT LEAST A DECADE OLDER THAN KENDRA #GOD THIS POOR GIRL #CAN PEOPLE STOP CREEPING ON HER FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES #Edit: okay three pages later this second guy is being painted as the disgusting creep that he is #but smart money says he's only in this story to make carter seem like less of a creep by comparison #and if you have to do THAT then MAYBE YOU OUGHTA REASESS WHAT YOU'VE WRITTEN

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lotus-pear · 4 months

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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son #literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband #and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank #anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

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essektheylyss · 2 days

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I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.

#sir you kNOW how the cobalt soul works #why didn't you use 'expositor'#'trained sorcerer' THE COBALT SOUL IS NOT TRAINING SORCERERS #SORCERERS DON'T GET TRAINED #you lying idiot. you absolute dumbass. you beautiful fugitive who has miraculously stayed alive for seven years.#I love him SO much #but actually his bit about his mother being a barmaid was actually deeply charming and that was the one moment I had a sliver of doubt #the way he delivered that bit was great and I do joke but he is a very good liar when he really needs to be #he's charming! he's got high charisma! he's a delight! he can spin a tale!#also honestly very funny for me personally. for tiefling fic reasons.#cr spoilers #essek thelyss #critical role

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avisisisis · 10 months

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Seeing people saying that Satoru doesn't actually care about Suguru and that the only reason Kenjaku caught him was bc he was surprised to see a person he killed alive is fucking wild, man

Like. Gojo's entire life revolves around Geto. The entire series happens because he loved Suguru too much to kill him, even though he knew he would have to do it eventually. The world literally went to shit because he wasn't over him

Geto Suguru's life would be completely unimportant to the story without Gojo Satoru, and Gojo Satoru's would be completely unimportant without Geto Suguru. They complement each other. They need each other

Two male betta fishes can't coexist. They will fight and one will die. They can't see each other — even if they're in different tanks, they won't be able to live. They'd eventually tire each other out, resulting in death. The only way for Satoru and Suguru's lives to be able to continue without the other would've been for them to never have met at all. And they can't be together. Not now, not ever again. Not while they're still alive. Not after everything that's happened

The entire story revolves around their relationship. Yuuji is a boy who ate a curse('s finger[s]), and Megumi is the prodigy who befriends him. Satoru is a prodigy, the strongest, and Suguru, the boy whose technique is eating curses, befriends him. The Jujutsu Kaisen story is all about parallels and they all connect to fucking Satosugu. It's all about them

The only reason Kenjaku's plan worked is because the body he used didn't belong to some random person Gojo killed, it worked because the body he used was Geto Suguru's, Gojo's one and only, his best friend. He must be thinking “Thank god they're gay” right now lmao

Gojo fucking hesitated. He hesitated multiple times when it came to Geto. He was supposed to kill him, yet he let him go. He has the Six Eyes, he could've easily tracked him down. He probably could tell if he was nearby (he can recognize Suguru from his scent) and just didn't go looking for him. And he could've so very easily escaped the trap that was set up for him, he was going to run away from it because we see him about to take that step but then Suguru's body shows up and says “Yo, Satoru!” with Suguru's voice and Satoru freezes and hesitates

They weren't able to let go of each other even after years of being separated (like a decade). When they meet, Suguru still greets Satoru warmly

Suguru is pretty much Satoru's moral code. He was the only person Satoru took at least mildly seriously pre-Toji (and we know Satoru just didn't do serious back then). He actually took his words to heart. He was kind, of course (especially from Suguru's PoV, since he's the person that knows him most), and not a bad person, but he wasn't nice. Suguru was always the ‘nice(r) one’, the one who actually had a moral code, while Satoru was more of an asshole to literally everyone and everything (some more, some less), thinking he and Suguru were above everyone else

When Suguru finally snaps (which, honestly. Fair) and goes genocidal (not so fair), Satoru slowly starts to be somewhat nicer and starts applying Suguru's old moral code to his own being — their roles weren't exactly reversed, but now they're not together anymore, so they might as well be. And Suguru was shown for having faith in the school and its system while it was Satoru the one who absolutely abhorred the higher-ups and all kinds of authority, but then it ended up with Suguru being the one to leave and become a cult leader with the blood of hundreds on his hands while Satoru was the one that stayed behind in the same place of the people he despises so much

(Imagine someone saying something like “Sometimes I doubt you even have a moral code” and Gojo answers with “Oh, my best friend my one and only is pretty much my moral code. He went homicidal a while back but it's okay haha” “...Actually, that explains a few things”)

Gojo doesn't have a god complex, but I wouldn't blame him if he did. I mean, he might as well be the closest thing to god human beings have ever seen. He used to put himself above everyone else, when he was a teenager. He thought that, the higher he was, the more he could do. And no one was better than him. But not Suguru. Back then, it wasn't “I'm the strongest” it was “We're the strongest and “We're the best” and “We're the ones that will beat you” and “We're the duo” and it was all about “us, us, us, us, us” instead of “me, me, me, me” like people thought it was — they were a pair. They still are

We know people thought and still think of Gojo as a weapon. As something that must be controlled, because on the moment he decides he doesn't want to be around them anymore, he could just straight up kill then without any effort (but getting rid of people in positions of power only gets other people in positions of power and it'll be a neverending story, and Gojo knows this so he's trying to do his best to fix it all through the younger generation, by letting them live). And we also know that Suguru is one of the very few people who did not believe that at all

Like their personalities and characters and stories and literally everything, their names complement each other. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru are such similar names, I get them mixed up all the time (the amount of times I've called them “Gojo Suguru” and “Geto Satoru” is embarassing. Also, “Saturu”. “Goto”. “Gejo”. Ugh). Both of their last names start with a G, end with an O and have 4 letters. Both of their given names start with an S, end with an U and have 6 letters. They complement each other. They need each other

The only times we've seen Gojo with an expression of actual pure, raw emotion is when it's about Geto. When he finds out about what Geto did, when he realizes how thin and wrong Geto looks, when he sees him again for what we assume to be the first time in years, when he dies, when a thing wearing his corpse and using his voice greets him (“Yo, Satoru!” oh my god)

Suguru was able to fight back when in Kenjaku's control after Satoru said his name. Kenjaku himself says that had never happened before

And you don't even have to see them as romantic. You don't have to ship them if you don't want to. But you can't deny that they care about each other more than they will ever care about anyone else

#hey is it whose or who's #how do those words work???? english is so confusing sometimes smh #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #they love each other your honor #jjk #jjk manga spoilers #kenjaku #satoru gojo #gojo satoru #geto suguru #suguru geto #gay #this is kinda long haha #but they deserve the longest of paragraphs #edit: i changed this a little bc my dumbass self said gojo had a god complex #i didn't actually know what a god complex is. mb #edit: i'm proud to say this is pretty much my best post

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bachirasbodyguard · 8 months

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blue lock AU where everything is the same but they use tumblr

#but if you must..... so be it #poor ness poor reo sorry for clowning on you sad 'in love w my best friend' dumbasses #whilst browsing the world wibe web in search of a suitable image of reo mikage i came to the sudden realization that he is quite handsome #the kiis one works both ways..... wonderful #blue lock #michael kaiser #isagi yoichi #bachira meguru #karasu tabito #otoya eita #shidou ryusei #sae itoshi #alexis ness #reo mikage #i lvoe how all my posts feature sae and shidou. they truly are THE couple #mine

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heyitsmemel · 4 months

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hi hello gals and gays. Here is a rare wav from me struggling with the flu. The virus has mainly been in my chest but my entire body is so wrecked I was able to induce super easily. No talking bc I’m literally unable to 😭 Do not listen if you can't stand harsh coughing because it gets a bit rough. If it sounds a bit weird the first half of the recording is from yesterday and the second half is from today, bc the coughing is so much worse in the second half lmao. Ok that's it thankkk you for feeding me so good lately tumblr love u all <3

also personal rant about ableism and intentional contagion in the comments :///

#ok like I haven't been this sick in literal years and cuz im disabled i'm super mindful of spreading germs to others.#and i've had some family staying with me so I was like great leave me here to rot in my cave guys #my partner has been rlly attentive and is like i don't care about germs tehe so yesterday he comes into my room #and gives me a bunch of kisses on my head then swoops in and kisses me ON THE MOUTH #like im sorry i've been lying in a pool of feverish sweat for days and can hardly breathe what part of that makes someone go ooo gimme?#like ya hes just trying to love me but i put so much effort into being clean and now i will feel really guilty when he gets sick #sorry not sorry intentional contagion is not cute or sexy at all its just irresponsible #like i would love to live the life where my body works so well that I don't give a second thought to KISSING someone with the flu #i just feel like able bodied people never think about what its like living with a disability or a chronic illness #or have the slightest inclination of how privileged they are #my partner isn't even a fetishit he is just a dumbass #but ya i just wish he and the general population would think more :/#snzblr #snz #illness kink #snzfucker #snz wav #snzzzzz #snz blog #anyway thats all do what u want with my horn post

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beaulesbian · 6 months

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How quickly the time changes,

Chapter 6

And some things stay the same.

Chapter 913

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The fact that Zoro is always there. As a shield, as Luffy's swordsman and someone who always has his back, guarding him and what's important to him. Even after 900+chapters!!

(I'm only on about chapter 370, but thanks to @general-cyno Jay's post about the Wano arc, all i could think about was this parallel from their first meeting - their first fight together, where without any words between them Zoro was there to protect Luffy, already seeing him as his captain!! And fastforward to the other chapter, it's so similar and so much more! Soulmates !! ❤️💚😭)

#zolu #one piece #theyre so much! everything! two dumbasses! two sillies! two devoted souls to each other and to their crew! bahhh #900+ chapters of love and devotion and guarding his sun(god) anfjnf im fine #and luffy trusting him! its always two way thing!#no matter how much zoro loves luffy. luffy loves zoro the same crazy and insane amount 😭😭 im not normal about them #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #mine #this parallel got me emotional out of nowhere. how is the zolu brainrot still so strong after few weeks and the more i read/watch it #thinking about zolu on work time 😌#gif:op manga #gif:zolu

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peterofthedrakes · 8 months

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my dear wonderful beautiful partner who i love so so so much has been telling me about how zoro is "the ship cat" because he's "never had a thought in his life" so of COURSE i had to draw zoro with cat ears. i had no other choice.

#art #peterofthedrakes #digital art #graphic art #fanart #artists on tumblr #one piece #op #roronoa zoro #zoro #ronoroa zoro #zoro roronoa #op zoro #monkey d luffy #sanji #catboy zoro #in case you are wondering the one with sanji is bc we were talking about Jorts the cat #and i think sanji would just love to lock zoro in a closet in the guise of teaching him how doorknobs work #zoro doesnt know how to use doorknobs because he is a dumbass

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maddymoreau · 23 days

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Mr. House holding Courier Six by @hombrediablo

#(o ভ灬ভ)o(⸝⸝◕‿◕⸝⸝) Mr. House presenting my dumbass to General Oliver: “Meet my star employee. A real performer obviously-”#PUTS GENERAL OLIVER'S COMMENT ABOUT MR. HOUSE AND HIS LITTLE ERRAND GIRL TO A WHOLE NEW MEANING!!!!!#COURIER SIX IS SO TINYYYYY!!!!! AHHHHHH HER CUTE SILLY EXPRESSION IS KILLING ME!!!!!#💯 How I look IRL at Mr. House. Big eyes no thoughts and full of love.#Go check Kilroy out!!! He was awesome to work with and his artwork is ADORABLE!!!! GO GET YOUR F/O HOLDING YOU!!!!!#MadisonHouse #Mr. House #Fallout New Vegas #Self ship #Self shipping

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lastnightonthecyclone · 5 months

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She was so real in saw vi like yes girl get his ugly ass he thought you’d die but he was WRONG

Madison Montgomery would be shaking

this was better than her making cordeilia think she was halllucinating and killing herself like saw 3d had NOTHING on this bitch and neither does Lawrence

#saw #I’m tagging this so fellow Lindsay fans will see these one day #linsdey perez #the side eyeing #But also notice how she stopped wearing casual clothes and started wearing stuff like the collared shirt #Like strahm #Oh god #In her last days she probably already thought Hoffman was an apprentice. Like as soon as she got out of the hospital #Imagine how terrible it was to not be able to tell Strahm she was ok #And then he dies and everyone is saying he’s the new jigsaw #Like she probably worked with him FOR YEARS only to hear he’s dead and the guy they’d been working to find #And Hoffman being the guy who last saw him. Like she KNEW #Also Erickson. You fucking dumbass #Mark being shook that she’s alive WAS HILARIOUS #Her smug expression #She literally VISIBLY MOVED AWAY FROM HIM #she in fact DID have the upperhand #and literally told Hoffman as she died #Erickson does not have any clue why she keeps pressuring him #She’s literally playing mind games for the hell of it I love her

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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unnecessary comparison of the day!

volume 5’s release of one of asuna’s chapters changed the subject of her stan twt cancellation posts from mona to miyu (of frusu)!

#there are also minor dialogue changes from the piccoma release to the volume versions but still~~~~#though ngl i love how asuna is the one who has received the most dialogue changes out of everyone in the series lmao #she received one in vol 2 when. like. no one else did iirc #ily asuna frusu i wanna k n o w your after story auauaauaaaaaaaaa #but. man. now im faced with a tough decision for vol 4.#do i or do i not have asuna cuss mona out in the name of localisation or should i just tl directly?#bc so far i’ve tried to tl asuna based on vibes and such as much as possible (instead of direct tls) sooooo #i just. wanna do her justice mannnnnnn. she’s a dumbass but she’s *my* dumbass yk?#but aside from that… i gotta try my best to come up with tls for the variety show segments auaaaaaaaa #i think my little theme of attempted alliteration would work? im sorry appare☆manten you’re sunny⭐︎skies now #hmmmmamamsmmdmdkdjdmdjdjdjdjse im sorryy im goinggngngng insaneeeee from the lack of lxl album shipping updates auauauaaaaaaaaa #p l s ship my album i n e e d to inject meoto into my veins #pls cmonnnnn you cant just suddenly up the shipping price by 20 bucks and *not* ship it on timeeeee #im gonna e a t d h l if it’s the last thing i do #m. maybe it’ll ship if i finish tling the vol 3 bonus chapter today (delusional) i hate waiting for parcels smmmmmm #ok insanity over i think i should get some dinner bye

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herebecritters · 2 months

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Y’all have no idea how much I love ancient history, prehistory and natural history like hhhhghhh

You also have no idea how much I loathe ancient alien theories and young earth creationist theories it’s the stupidest ass shit ever

#I’m watching a lotta stuff right now and it’s real good #I love researching so goddamn much #but MAN I have had to learn how to get good at finding reliable sources because there’s a lotta dumbass armchair archeologists out there #HUMANS ARE A CRAFTY AND INNOVATIVE SPECIES #stop trying to explain amazing human innovations as the work of alien intervention it makes me so mad #it’s also high key racist at its roots #it grinds my gears so much y’all #humans are neatto and cool and complex #anyways conspiracy history videos may seem intriguing and all but most of them are absolute uneducated bullshit #anyways rant over I just wanted to scream about how jazzed I get about ancient dead humans

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frogs-in3-hills · 3 months

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wait did i ever post this

[ID: A digital drawing of Iris Watson from The Great Ace Attorney. She is drawn as a teen, perhaps in her early twenties, with smaller eyes, a sharper chin, and a pointier nose. She looks to the side with a thoughtful, somewhat critical expression. She wears her hair in a half-up-half-down style, with pink ringlets falling past her shoulders and a “bow” shaped bun in the back. Her bangs are swept out her her face and pulled back by her goggles, with only one large curl on her forehead. There are a few freckles on her cheeks and nose. End ID.]

#i love the idea of her with her hair down #ofc she’d pull it back when shes working on machinery and she wears her ppe too because she’s not a dumbass like her dad ^_^#on that note one day i will offer you ponytail iris and you will all love me for it #dgs #tgaa #iris wilson #iris watson #silly sully art #described #yes i will always use ‘watson’ for her but keep the letter swap for herlock sholmes you can’t stop me #anyway i like to think she takes a lot after lady b as she grows older. this gives her uncle barry some complicated feelings #but this is a very distinctly Herlock Expression #something something aa is about keeping the parts of us that may come from pain how you can’t change it only integrate it with the new #the dark truths of the past are echoed in her face but she she also holds in it a light for the future #at least that’s what her uncle mickey tells her #so yeah. you ever think about how resolve is literally about her. do you

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heffrondriving · 1 year

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soooo. that new big time rush album huh