Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

gang i really just want to get to the part where the boys are hopelessly in love with reader to the point its genuinely pathetic

rynj in little scenes

"Archeologists will identify your skeleton as—"

Babe, be realistic.

Do you have any idea how expensive burials are? Our entire generation is getting cremated.

There aren't going to be any skeletons to look at. We will be bags of Bone Dust, every one <3

HELP FIREFLY FACE SCRUNCHES

You're not wrong, but all the gods are terrible in Blood of Zeus. It's why Gaea goes scorched earth.

Actually, I'd argue that we only see a case for the older Olympians* being terrible and even then, it's not all of them: Poseidon, for one, is a really good example of someone who understood that mistakes were made, that something had to give, and was more that ready to set old conflicts aside in order to move forward in the wake of Zeus' death. Hera also seems to be genuinely reflective and apologetic for the crimes she wrought and wanted, more than anything, to be given the opportunity to make amends for her actions by doing the one thing everyone thought she never could; give up her power.

Going down the line, the talking point of "oh, all the gods in Blood of Zeus are terrible" becomes weaker and weaker: Apollo's only actual crime is being too filial/his contempt of Hera, but he shows more compassion and understanding than anything - both while comforting Electra about the nature of her son and by welcoming and supporting Heron, Hermes is also similarly shown with a very strong familial loyalty, but prioritises his work above all else, Hephaestus is a councillor and assistant, Athena is protective and shown, not only rallying together her siblings in order to properly inform them of the nature of the foe they were facing (even when they had been on different sides of the Hera/Zeus conflict and even when it casts Hera in a good light and plainly makes it known that she's being framed) but also getting Persephone to fess up her part in the scheme without resorting to violence.

The only gods that were portrayed poorly in Season 2 were Ares, who feels like he'd be better off being called Damian Wayne with how intensely he's preoccupied with blood purity and being Zeus' legitimate son, Aphrodite who sides with him (but even then is shown feeling ill at ease at going along with his treachery prior to the Eleusinian Stone trial), and Demeter who is so far removed from simply 'being an asshole' that she's hurtled headfirst into being a sadistic supervillain.

(Of course Hades is also a tyrant and an asshole but I also consider him too wishy-washy and inconsistent to figure out what angle they were trying to take with him. I can't think of him as good or bad, merely confusing)

Anyway, I think people hold on to the idea that the gods in BoZ are all assholes too closely because Heron and Seraphim, our main characters, hold on to the idea that ALL gods are assholes due to being the pawn of -counts on fingers- exactly two of them. With the exception of Ares, all of the other gods have been nothing but welcoming and supportive of Heron! And what Hades does to Heron in S2 has nothing to do with his feelings about Heron himself but rather with his own goals and desperations that have been multiplied by Demeter's machinations and his own frustrations at being unable to keep his family together.

*waves wand* BAM im putting him in more funny little outfits

Everything about the Oakworthy in todays episode was perfect, in that it was so weird and awkward.

What do you even do if the guy you have a crush on has been ignoring you (you’re in hell) until he kisses an illusionary version of you on the cheek and like. He’s someone that’s made you break character, he’s someone that’s gotten so close to seeing the real you, the version of you that you don’t even know, so seeing him being completely unable to see that it’s not actually you, seeing him kiss someone else, it feels like a betrayal.

What do you do if develop very genuine feelings for a guy you took to a school dance out of necessity, and riding on a high of ego inflation, you kiss him, but it’s not him, and also you’re no longer riding that high and boy oh boy maybe that was a little awkward, come to think of it.

What do you do if you’re three teens (one of you is just a head) and you just have to witness this and also you’re in hell.

people who don't picture stuff in their brain have so much peace when falling asleep while my brain literally shows me the most bizarre stuff VISUALLY and I cannot stop it from happening

❝ No time for cryin',

We've got a lot of work to do. ❞

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no but how fucked was it to sing "she would have made such a lovely bride what a shame she's fucked in the head they said" while... well. you know. 😵‍💫

Honestly the eclipse makes me think about the final shots from The Rite of Spring segment of Fantasia and how every time I watch it I just have to sit there and stare at a wall for a few minutes processing it all and I wonder if literally anyone else feels the way I do about that segment

Missed drawing faces and figured itd be less jarring if i did it with this stinkbug. Cy face real

Ahhhh shit boys I went without my sertraline for 3 days because pharm was shut down for Thanksgiving long weekend and FFFFFFF

so with the new context from the unwanted guest what r we thinking abt alecto as johns leftover undigested 'fridge meat'