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luck-of-the-drawings · 3 months

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THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done #in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon #i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME #THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS #OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM...#THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART #vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office #i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine #they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE #guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more....#OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED #the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired #oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day....#in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!!#THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE.#THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!!#I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM #OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.

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randomrottmntscreenshots · 7 months

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#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt grand tournament #preliminaries 5 #smart lair #hot soup: the game #the evil league of mutants #late fee #bullhop #mad dogs #donnie #leo #raph #mikey #baron draxum #repo mantis #meat sweats

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robinnsblog · 3 months

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Based in this exchange:

No wonder Rozenmarine’s bad end is the canon ending. Those two don’t have a single braincell between them… 😓

#robinn.fan #lgts #little goody two shoes #Elise is so smart for some stuff and so damn stupid for other… gurl #since when goats eat meat??#Ozzy is not off the hook either he almost blew up his cover there #to be fair he probably was tired of carrots…

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yummycrummy · 10 months

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Borgor 🍔

#i actually spent time on these....oh my godd #dont worry theres no meat only lettuce and chez :]#and some bbq sauce #my art #smart roy #dhmis roy #jerma #tw food #dhmisau #dhmis au #dhmis #digital art

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okurrroye · 4 months

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OK BACK uP cause wt- you mean to tell me Hermes is literally the god of thieves and these idiots think a child of Ares stole the masterbolt???

#child of Athena where #like Percy and Grover get a pass but come tf on bffr isn't Athena supposed to be the smart goddess and they really got her golden child out #out here looking like a aboslute clown like shit is embarrassing #like if she wants to disown her for something then it should be for that #like Luke tell me you did it without telling me you did even though you just played yourself by sounding sus as fuck #like lmao are they serious here #like I don't know Greek mythology so l just assumed Ares did it because he's an instigator and would do anything to start a fight/war #which technically is still true because he literally let this boy get away with thief to just get another fight going like yes Ares it's #it's true you’re a simple minded meat head and your sister is definitely smarter than you so suck it up buttercup #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo tv show #grover underwood #annabeth chase #percy jackson #clarisse la rue #luke castellan #ares #ares pjo #hermes #hermes pjo #athena #athena pjo

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rainymoodlet · 10 months

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Eight] Day at the Museum!

Y’all don’t even know how much that hand-hold means for our guy Josiah! 😌 These two definitely enjoyed themselves on this date, able to take their time with each other and navigate their conversations free of interruptions!

A wonderful day full of healthy debate and trips to the past wrapped up with a bountiful lunch in the museum’s garden! Of course, that didn’t mean their discussion on the evidence of a werewolf presence in ancient Komorebi stopped there! 😉

@retro-plasma

[ Part 2/2 ] 🌹

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #josiah bolton by retro plasma #||#i am so obsessed with how dan’s fingers are curling around the meat of josiah’s hand right there… oh my god #losing my fcking mind over how they look together #josiah is not actually this much shorter than dan but tbh…#i have a major weakness for this Absolute Boulder of Sharp Angles Man being taller than his partner AHEM #francis is the only one whose legit taller than him because my dumbass never downloaded the height slider mod fhdhd #bc my lazy ass never downloaded the height slider mod bc executive dysfunction 🤪#but legitimately i could stare at these photos forever #josiah in comfortable company where he feels comfortable to just Talk and Be and not feel judged or like #he’s tarrying on too long like ugh…#dan hangs on his every word and kept getting whims to ‘show off muscles’ or ‘debate wellness skill’#he wants josiah to think he’s smart so BAD its so PRECIOUS 🥹#but legit i have pics of josiah judging a fcking security camera i put in for decoration #man made a beeline for it and dropped all convo w dan to do so fhdhd #dan ofc followed… i swear if i had left them unattended they would have just #bounced around to different sculptures and chatted around them for hours #they rly like each other and get along ok its adorable 🥹#feel like i’m watchin a lil animal documentary every time i let autonomy run wild fjfhdh #also yes the kmik camera crew likes hiding cameras in bushes dont @ me blease

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dianaladrislovebot · 1 month

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sitting here desperately trying to figure out who the big three of gone is and my brain is flicking between “sam, dekka and brianna” and “caine, drake and diana” before realising realistically, it’s actually albert, quinn and lana 😭 without them, everyone would have either starved to death or bled out

#like sure hunter also helped w getting meat but after he dies what then #their only meat source would have been fish and who thought of that first ?#and albert was the only one able to keep the kids working in fields like i have major beef w the little weasel but he was SMART #and if lana just decided to just. stop healing ? mass panic #gone series #the gone series #gone michael grant #michael grant #fayz #the fayz #lana arwen lazar #quinn gaither #albert hillsborough

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edgebug · 9 months

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you don't have to be vegan to make little changes that help your health and also the environment in teeny ways. you can be a "cheater vegetarian" and eat meat at restaurants. you can be "vegan-ish" and avoid animal products for "the most part." you can make no changes except switch dairy milk for almond or soy or whatever. you can cut down your land meat consumption and go for fish instead. you can do any of these things. or none of them. it is up to you

but my point mainly here is that vegans who try to force an all or nothing mindset when it comes to plant based eating aren't helping advance their cause. at all.

#for the record. im a vegetarian(asterisk)#i eat anything that wont cuddle #fish are ok. except cuttlefish or octopodes. too smart #no land meat #....except potentially gator. i may try gator. once #oh and i also recently switched dairy milk for almond milk (for most purposes). tasty and uhhh frankly lower cal and im workin on me weight

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tetedurfarm · 7 days

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#rabbit #meat rabbits #verity #babies due on thursday....which was Not Smart because i'm leaving at shitass in the morning thursday for a road trip #but hey! there's a 25% chance this litter will be lutino WEs!!!

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andromeda3116 · 10 months

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look, the most unrealistic thing about national treasure is not the whole "clues to the location of the treasure of the knights templar are hidden on the back of the declaration of independence" thing, nor is it even the "casually stealing the declaration of independence" thing. it's diane kruger hooking up with nic cage when justin bartha is, like, right there

#this was one of those ''this was definitely written by a man'' things #like look if you wanted us to buy that she's going for ben gates you shouldn't have made riley so hot smart and funny okay #pretty sure all of us preferred him over nic cage - sorry nic cage no shade but seriously riley was the real national treasure #him and the meat lady #national treasure #although the ''high-ranking government official having an EXTREMELY easy to guess password that is intimately connected with her #job and nobody sees an issue with with this'' thing is also extremely stretching to the imagination

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charcubed · 1 year

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people will literally see a post of (supposedly) character or story analysis, and if it sounds fancy enough or uses enough big words they’ll just be like “yes omg EXACTLY” and hit reblog, and they’ll even call it gender studies or queer studies or whatever the fuck. because they feel like it’s automatically enlightened insight.

and so then you have posts that go around and get hundreds of notes but if you look closely it’s like… this is salad. just pure word salad. absolutely nonsensical. and you’re like, what the fuck is going on.

just because something sounds like a brand new genius insight doesn’t mean it actually is. you can and should, in fact, (internally) call bullshit by utilizing your own critical thinking skills because tbqh sometimes people using fancy buzzwords are actually NOT making significant points

#this happens way too often #people just SAY SHIT and everyone is like ‘oh my God you’re so smart. here are my keys take my car I love you’#and it’s like ??????#this word salad has no meat. it’s nowhere near a steak #maddening shit… pure fiction about fiction #chartxt #free me from this prison of witnessing pervasive bad takes. I deserve compensation

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yummycrummy · 11 months

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He BBQ'in!! 🥓🍔🍗

Old drawing and og pic :]

#man hates meat but that doesnt mean he wont cook it for his family ♡#my art #tw food #smart roy #dhmis roy #dhmisau #dhmis au #digital art #dhmis

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hopelesslovebug · 2 years

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Uh hi, could you draw Giorno and Fugo in masquerade style?

sorry anon it's not colored but when you said masquerade my three braincells heat up at the spot

#also i'm tired #i like the designs and the idea i thought of..i will start working on it in the morning.i will also work on simplifying giorno's mask 'cuz #i made it way too complicated for noo reason at all. i also thought of like a quick plot #ok there is this masquerade (of course). i want you to imagine a fancier version of the mafia. the don invented almost all the mafia #into this masquerade with the promise that the one that would know his true identity will be the next don #but the catch that anyone getting way too close is probably going to be killed #weather diavolo doing it for shits and giggles or he is showing that he is truly worthy of the title don #is still up in debate in my mind. buccigang goes just because it's a fancy party (also because there is free food but shhhhhh)#giorno still didn't meet the buccigang yet in this au and he WILL become the new don #trish also still didn't meat the buccigang yet. she would go to one group to another dropping hints about her father identity #she really just wants him dead #she can't say his true identity out right or else she would be killed #and yeah #you know the most cliché murder mystery #it's just kyaaaaaa~ i love this plot since i was 6.i love it soo much. it makes me sad people don't do that often anymore #also put my fav kind of fugio. i mean yeah fugo fell but holy giorno is in a well #*fugo says the most strategic plan you could think of* gio:wow you're so smart darling can i kiss you now?#←didn't understand a single word from fugo #also i didn't say this but it's a masquerade no ones knows about the characters real identity #so they just go with there stands name.ok this is enough my mind is shutting down now #jjba #vento aureo #jjba part 5 #pannacotta fugo #giorno giovanna #fugio #mine #my art #pt5

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 years

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Jade, head in hands: why did i just find out im not supposed to eat the wrapper around a muffin? D:

#submission #Source: connorhessee on tiktok #shes smart but shes a lil dumb sometimes #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #mod terezi #i did this with reeses and summer sausages #cue all my relatives staring in horror as i casually devour a stick of meat the length and width of my arm with the paper still on #and not sure which aspect to be more horrified at

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starkmaiden · 1 year

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Cities don’t work in apocalypses.

People die, their bodies rot, the smell grows, animals come. Rats and birds and bugs. Now they’re carrying disease around the city into the survivors. Not just whatever caused that endtimes if it was zombies or disease but other things like the actual plague.

Cities rely on imports, the imports have stopped, the city starves. It can’t maintain its own food source, boom cannibalism.

The city is too big to maintain, not just the power grid, but the sewage, the water, the roads, the buildings, all of it. The infrastructure collapses.

The cities can’t be secured by one faction. They’ll always be roving parties to worry about. An attack happens, the leaders topple. The cities fall.

You want to be in the country during the apocalypse.

#really no one should watch the last of us with me #I keep trying to figure out where the food comes from #bill was the smart one #small maintainable town small garden lives on deer meat #apocalypse #writing

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dammitradar · 4 months

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All I wanted for Christmas was a regular digital meat thermometer (I have a spring loaded dial thermometer but it's off by 20 degrees and cannot be adjusted or calibrated) and my well meaning sister instead bought me

A

BLUETOOTH

THERMOMETER

that requires a DOCK and an APP and CANNOT be cleaned in soapy water or alcohol. It doesn't have a digital readout, the app is required to function and it looks like THIS

and I have to opt out of signing in with Google or Facebook every time I open the goddamn thing.

#sobbing i just want to cook my meats 😭😭😭#do you have any idea how many smart ovens and smart refrigerators and smart dishwashers and smart espresso makers there are these days.#killing these people for real. phone has no goddamn purpose being in the kitchen.

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