what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war
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New skeleton war lore just dropped
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Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
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GUIDELINES FOR
1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR
2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES
3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR
why should I support the skeleton war?
Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.
Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.
its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-
THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES
HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)
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SKELETON WAR is trending! Prepare your calcium! Bring out your trumpets! We ride again!
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Can we have matching spooky pjs pls?
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Marching to the Skeleton War. Skeletons may crumble, but the living all will become skeletons and join their side in time. (From "Undead" AD&D special scenario, Dragon Radieux 12, November 1987; I think this one is by Benoît Dufour)
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my bones keep cracking but there's no glowing, I might have been scammed
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August is now over, time to get ready for the skeleton war once again.
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The Skeleton War day is close.
May your bones be adequately wet if you don’t want to join the war,
And may your bones be extremely dry if you do.
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HOW DO I JOIN THE SKELETON WAR
A QUESTION MANY ARE PONDERING IN MY INBOX
WELL FEAR NOT MY CHAOTIC COMPATRIOTS, I SHALL SHED CLARITY ON THE PROCESS WITH MY MIRROR SHIELD
JOIN FORCES WITH THE WIZARDS HERE. REBLOG THE POST TO SHOW YOUR VIGOR AND SUPPORT. COMMENT IN THE POST TO DECLARE YOUR INBOX IS OPEN FOR INVASION. HERE IS YOUR SPELL BOOK, BUT FEEL FREE TO MANIFEST YOUR OWN SPELLS
JOIN FORCES WITH THE SUPERIOR SKELETON LEGION. REBLOG THE POST TO INVOKE FEAR INTO OUR ENEMIES. COMMENT IN THE POST ABOUT THE EXCEPTIONAL MIGHT OF YOUR INBOX. WE MAY NOT HAVE SPELLS BUT WE HAVE COOL ENCHANTED WEAPONS.
IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE, USE ANY DOG EMOJI YOU HAVE 🐺🐶🐕🦺🐩🐕(EEEK) AND PUT IT SOMEWHERE VISIBLE ON YOUR ACCOUNT (NOT IN YOUR USERNAME, CHANGING YOUR USERNAME LEAVES THE OLD ONE OPEN FOR SOMETHING, THE DREADED LIFELESS PORN BOTS, TO TAKE)
also if i can be real for a sec, this isn't a "drive the wizards off the site" kind of war. this is a game on the playground at recess. this is calvin ball where you make it up as you go. this is simple, no-stakes, fuckery.
we want to encourage people to used blazed posts to not only build reinforcements for wizards and skeletons, but to also to support tumblr and the dev team to keep up their endearing nonsense. we can't do that by bullying and driving people off the site.
tumblr may be cringe, but its our cringe.
ALRIGHT? NOW LETS GET GOIN!
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