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Naruto: Y’know Sarada, I used to have the BIGGEST crush on your mom when we were kids!
Sarada: Really?! That’s so weird!
Sasuke, in another room, sensing there’s something wrong in the universe: Naruto, did you say something?
Naruto: Oh yeah, Sarada! I use to do so much stupid stuff to get her attention! Haha!
Sasuke, now in the room, listening to the loser: Why are you talking about MY wife?
Naruto: Oh I was just telling Sarada a little about the past!
Sasuke: Did you tell her the time you almost shit yourself in front of my wife when we were 12? Did you tell her that story?
Naruto, startled: H-huh? How do you know about that, you weren’t there!? And it’s a story! Why are you getting so defensive???
Sasuke, grumbling: MY wife.
Sarada, giggling at her jealous father
#sakura uchiha#sarada uchiha#sasusaku#sasuke uchiha#Sakura has had his whole child and he’s still jealous#Sakura is his WIFE
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Sakura 🌸 ||
Finished
I know she's more slender in canon but I have a this thing for Sakura looking adorable and petite when she's all covered up, especially in her lab coat, and looking jacked when she takes it off. The fact that she can cause earthquakes with her punches and have the muscles to prove it is so 👌👌. Especially an older and more seasoned Sakura.
Just because she's busy being a mother and konoha's top medical ninja doesn't mean she'll willingly skip her regular arm day exercises. Probably exchanges workout tips with Lee every now and then. Time has lessened her exasperation and now she's slightly more eager to be his occasional workout buddy.
I have to include sasusaku as well so of course he'll be there appreciating the view while Sarada is in constant awe at her mother's physique.
#not best at anatomy#but hopefully i drew it well enough#🙏#ripped Sakura#muscular women are so cool#she's all cute and small until she takes her coat off#sasuke loves it#sakura haruno#sakura uchiha#sakura fanart#sasuke uchiha#sarada uchiha#naruto fanart#fanart#older sakura#trust Sakura could totally bench press Sasuke and he'd be into it#dont let that poker face fool you#Sakura and Sarada regulary exercising in their yard as a bonding experience#headcanon where Sasukenfinds happiness in the smallest things like watching his wife and daughter leveling the training ground#and lifting the rubble as part of their workout routine#naruto#boruto#digitalart
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Entertaining Highlights from Sasuke Retsuden:
Sasuke's cellmate Penzila, who is in jail for defrauding numerous rich women by marrying them to pay his gambling debts, implying that while he's a poor gambler he is an excellent flirt!
Sasuke's other cellmate Ganno, an elderly man who makes nail art with pine needles and juice made from his own feet.
Sasuke admonishing Sakura for “courting danger” as if she did not just rescue him from a poison attack he got from fighting with a dinosaur: “No need. Go back. It’s too dangerous.” “Dangerous?” Sakura got a very serious look on her face. “You think I can’t handle it?” “I know your strength and abilities. But I’m telling you that I can handle this by myself,” he replied.
Sasuke's response to being asked to pet the dinosaur he fought, which is much funnier in light of the fact he has one arm: “What? Me?!” Penzila firmly shook his head. “No, no, no, no! Absolutely not! I like my arm right where it is, thank you.” “Okay, Sasuke then,” Jiji said. “I actually need my arm too,” Sasuke told him.
Sasuke infiltrating the prison director's office by being a big wooden stick that Sakura carries around: Tapping the staff/Sasuke on the floor, Sakura mimicked Fandal’s mannerisms and movements as she climbed the stairs.
Sasuke's way of flirting with Sakura being telling her to get wrinkly: “You never change,” he said and put a hand to her cheek. “You could have more wrinkles.” “What?” Sakura laughed, looking not displeased, and lowered her gaze. “Where’s this coming from? Did someone say something to you?” “No, I just wanted to tell you.”
The reveal two-thirds into the novel that the prison director is trying to create his own version Jurassic Park using Edo Tensei and some chickens in his basement?!
Sasuke tossing a baby tyrannosaurus at a bigger tyrannosaurus to defeat it??
Sasuke hugging his dinosaur friend goodbye and thinking of how snowflakes sparkle like a rainbow in the moonlight before it immediately cuts to a man being impaled by a dinosaur right beside him?!
#sasuke uchiha#sakura haruno#sasusaku#sasuke retsuden#sasuke retsuden spoilers#penzila#ganno#meno#honourable mention to sasuke getting embarrassed about doing something romantic for his wife twelve years and a whole baby later LMAO#and when he makes a reference to the time he blew up a whole ass hideout bc he was woken up from his nap#they had such a WEIRDLY DETAILED backstory about the feet juice. kishimoto. i blame u for this#to be clear: they try to help with the impaling situation. it's just such a fucking funny transition#ayesha talks anime#light novels#light novel highlights#naruto series
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Yakou’s wife was an amatarasu researcher right has Yuma ever met her during the experiments. I had an idea where she would look after Yuma and wanted to help him by exposing there treatment of Yuma casing her murder. I particularly thought of Yomi tormenting Yuma with the thought that her death was on his hands and he would be torn by guilt especially when he starts spending time with her husband.
Ohohoho, I won’t lie, I may have contemplated on that idea as well, mostly for a self-indulgent what-if, but this is actually really good. I can already think of some ideas already.
Okay, with the Yakou DLC out, it gave me enough content to really help me get a more clearer picture of how the backstory could go. Also, that’s why I waited to answer the question (though it was originally because I wanted to wait to see Yakou’s wife canon name would be reveal—it did not—but I ended up with more content than I expected).
Ayame is a researcher in medical research, and was assigned to research the childrens’ immune systems to find a way to improve them (in reality, they want to improve it to make the Homunculus stronger). One of the children that peaks her interest is a quiet teen named Yuma, who was moved into Kanai Ward due to the loss of his mother, and has a disdain towards Amaterasu and Kanai Ward. She tries to help Yuma heal from the terrible experience and learn to appreciate Kanai Ward a bit more to the best of her abilities (as Amaterasu wants to keep a close leash on Yuma, and Yuma didn’t really trust Ayame in the beginning). From there, she learns more about the corruption of Amaterasu, like having a possible hand in Yuma’s mom’s death and the experiments Yuma is being subjected to for his Forte. This inspires Ayame to make a stand against Amaterasu’s corruption, starting with Dr. Huesca like in-game.
Unfortunately, Ayame will still die, which would devastate Yuma that another person he cared for died by Amaterasu’s hands. Even more so as he feels personally responsible for her death since he helped spark the desire to expose Amaterasu’s darkness, and Yomi would absolutely not help the matter by putting him down for telling informations he should not have shared (and maybe try to guilt-trip him that their experiments were actually helping the world). And do so again in the future when Yuma and the detectives tries to investigate Ayame’s death in the Chapter 4 remake (Yakou will not be happy about it—towards Yomi I mean, he does not blame Yuma at all for Ayame’s death).
However, Ayame would leave an impact on Yuma to give Kanai Ward a chance, and now desires to expose Amaterasu’s corruption, like his mom and Ayame has. But he will be more careful in doing so, as the women died before they could expose Amaterasu, and even if he risks dying, he wants to make sure his death isn’t in vain this time.
Also, to put in a timeline for the events, Ayame and Yakou reunited in the Spring (since it means new beginnings like Yakou’s life and their relationship), which they spent time together over the summer and a bit of Fall. Yuma would then meet Ayame in the Fall a while after he was moved into Kanai Ward, and would interact a couple of times (like once a week or something—I’m not sure but it’s like a limited times where the two establish a bond that would impact Yuma’s life, but not enough that the memories would become faded overtime in four years). And Ayame dies in the Winter-Spring next year, like the end of Quarter 1 or beginning of Quarter 2.
And to explain why Yakou wouldn’t have met Yuma with Ayame, or the two realize they both knew Ayame was because Yakou would have major restrictions in Amaterasu and would not want him around the children because, being a detective, he would realize there was more going on. And Ayame would be vague towards the two men: Yuma only knowing that Ayame has a husband who is a Detective, and to Yakou she mentions a patient she’s researching on his immune system and who recently moved into Kanai Ward at the time. And with it being four years and suppressing the emotional pains recalling her, it would only take a specific trigger to recall the memories (though I don’t want the secret to be too long since it is a fictional story not limited by game-player perspective, but I also want the emotional impact to hit in the Chapter 4 remake).
#master detective archives: rain code#rain code#master detective archives spoilers#rain code spoilers#rain code au#misfit au#yuma kokohead#Yakou furio#Ayame furio#Yakou’s wife#master detective archives chapter four spoilers#also with Yakou’s dlc out it also gave me a reason for why Yuma and Yakou do not realize the other knew Ayame#Yakou and his wife were confirmed/implied to have been together for at most a year#and she probably wouldn’t tell Yakou about the children experiments until it was too late#while Yuma has only ever heard about her lover and that he was Kanai Ward’s only detective#when Yakou refers himself to that in his story Yuma is going to have an oh 💩 moment#Yakou dlc spoilers#plus there is a lot going on for the two that it doesn’t really connect the dots for the two for a while#ask answered#sakura code asks#this was a lot bigger than I expected#I might have missed information#you can ask in either the comments or in asks
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I was not aware that Kuririn's world was this vast holy shit.
#Mika shushup#I knew that he had like... several kids#Sakura his wife#And Michael.#BUT ALL OF THESE???? Holy shit#Anyways tag yourself I'm Nenne (the sleeping one) and Teddyko (the one with the bear hat)
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Kizashi: *sneezes*
Genin!Sakura, tree-walking above him: Bless you!
Kizashi, gasping in shock: God?!
#source: tumblr#haruno sakura#haruno kizashi#naruto incorrect quotes#I've only seen him in fanfics#so i headcanon him as a fun pun-loving merchant#ah...#the joys of having a ninja daughter#his wife is laughing her head off 😂😂#possibly canon#genin days#naruto blurb
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ino: my life is just so difficult
shikamaru: in what way?
ino: i love watching sakura use her giant muscles to beat up people who insult me
shikamaru: but?
ino: but i also can’t put up with people insulting me and always beat them up before she gets the chance to so i rarely get to see it
shikamaru: …….yeah i can’t think of any advice for this one since temari likes beating people up for any reason and i’m too lazy and never do it
#the struggle when you and your gf are BOTH girlbosses😔#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto incorrect quotes#sakuino#shikatema#inosaku#ino yamanaka#shikamaru nara#haruno sakura#choji: why do you and your partners resort to violence so quick????#*ignoring his own wife beating people up in the background*#i love inoshikacho#they’re gossip besties 100%#they try to give each other relationship advice based off their own and it probably never works rip
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Gimme stone faced Sasuke finding out he’s gonna be a dad. You can’t tell me that boy wasn’t feeling 8 billion different feelings at the time. I 100% believe he cried when he found out.
He cried because he was happy that he could maintain his lost clan. He was terrified because he didn’t want to curse his baby with the fate of Uchiha’s. He was terrified because he didn’t know what it was to be a father, and he had so many responsibilities. He was sad because he knew his past was a scary and upsetting one and that his child would one day know of it. He was determined because he knew he’d have to work hard to be worthy of not only his child but also Sakura. He was sad because Itachi would never know his niece or nephew. He cried because he would be someone’s father, the man they would look up to.
He burrowed into Sakura’s arms and thanked her profusely for giving him this child, for nurturing their baby. He thanked her for loving him even when it should’ve been impossible. Uchiha’s love hard so even though he is stoic, I imagine his walls crumbled at the news of little Sarada.
Like that’s daddy’s baby 🥹🥺
#sasusaku#sarada uchiha#sakura uchiha#sasuke uchiha#itachi uchiha#Yes Sasuke struggles because he’s awkward but at the end of the day he adores his family#Sasuke wouldn’t be protecting the village if he didn’t love his girls#Sasuke finding out he’s gonna be a dad has to be precious#I want them to have another baby#I can see Sakura sobbing from joy#she’s having a baby with the man she’s loved her entire life#I wanna see Sasuke being SO OVERPROTECTIVE of Sakura when she’s pregnant#No one touches his wife or his little baby#OOOO AND I WANNA SEE THE REST OF TEAM 7 MEET LITTLE SARADA#Kakashi wants to squeeze baby#Naruto want to pick on Sasuke
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Remember this post and this post? Well I thought of more to add.
Set during the Sound Ninja attack:
Sasuke woke up and he was pissed.
"Sakura," he called to the Uchiha soulmate gently. "Who did this to you?"
The pink haired girl was covered in scrapes and bruises. One of her eyes was swelled shut while dried blood was stained all over her. Her pink hair was cut, and Sasuke could see clumps of it littering the ground from the corner of his eye.
But with her hair no longer in the way Sasuke could perfectly see the Haruno circle on her back. The red inside the circle had been torn, and a cut is now bleeding where the Uchiha fan marked her skin.
Someone had tired to cut the soulmate mark that connected Sakura to the Uchiha. Someone had tried to kill an Uchiha soulmate. Someone had tried to take Sakura away from him.
Sasuke saw red.
Two voices raged inside Sasuke's mind. Both of them demanding for the head of the scum that tried to take their soulmate.
"It's okay Sakura, just tell me," Sasuke urged. His eyes never left her form. The last time he did she was beaten nine ways to hell. He's the blood born Uchiha it's his duty to protect the soulmates of the clan.
"I did!" A cocky voice declared.
Sasuke turned to look. It was the lanky looking sound ninja with metal in his hands.
'Kill him, make him regret laying his filthy hands on our soulmate', the voices demanded.
Sasuke smirked. 'With pleasure.'
Sasuke felt chakra travel across his skin as that scumbag raised his hands to attack. That scum will not hurt his Sakura again.
"Supersonic Air-Slice!"
'Protect our soulmate!'
"Heh," the scum smirked. "Blown them all away."
"Blown who away?"
Sasuke smirked as he sent that piece of shit flying. He'll handle him away from his Sakura.
Hidding shurkins in the flames Sasuke took his chance to get a hold of that fucker's arms. Sasuke pulled as his foot pushed down on the scum's back.
"You must be very proud of your arms," Sasuke said as he pulled harder.
'Rip. Them. Off!' The voices commanded. 'Avenge our soulmate!'
Sasuke pulled harder and harder, relishing in joy as the scum screamed.
A crack, and Sasuke drops that piece of filth.
'Good boy. Now finish them and get back to our soulmate.'
Sasuke faced the last standing sound nin. "Looks like you're the only one left."
Sakura stared in horror. This, this wasn't Sasuke. He wasn't blood thirsty or cruel. He wouldn't torture an opponent like this.
'Help him, he needs you,' two familiar voices whispered to Sakura.
Without realizing it Sakura forced her body to run. "STOP!"
Sasuke froze as two arms wrapped themselves around him.
"Stop," his Sakura cried. "Please stop."
Sasuke looked down into his Sakura's eyes. The tears falling, falling because of him, felt like a punch to the heart.
'She needs you,' the voices urged. 'Our soulmate comes first.'
'Sakura needs me,' Sasuke thought as he let go of the dark chakra. He let himself lean into her. Using the opportunity to cluch the circle on her back and force the last of his natural chakra into his palm.
He felt his body truly relax as he felt the soulmate mark fix itself on Sakura's back.
Fugaku had told his wife of his encounter with Sakura. His eyes narrowed when Mikoto bit her lower lip.
"Mikoto what's wrong?"
The Uchiha matriarch sighed and pulled out the scroll of Shachi. It holds the name of every soulmate born for the Uchiha and the name of their Uchiha soulmate. It's one of the Uchiha's most valuable possessions.
"It will be another six years but I believe we have found Sasuke's soulmate," Mikoto said as she opened the scroll.
Fugaku's eyes widened as he looked the last name on the scroll.
Sakura Haruno
#indra and madara totally know sakura is sasuke's soulmate#they saw the pink hair and went yup that's our wife#no disrespects their wife#zaku and dosu were lucky sakura was still awake/alive when sasuke woke up#that field would have been burned if sakura didn't hug him#sasuke like his past lives is soft for his wife#and like the rest of the uchiha clan is a little bit possessive#sakura reincarnation au#non massacre au#non massacre drabble#soulmate identifying marks#soulmate au#sasusaku#sasusaku soulmates#sasuke uchiha#sakura haruno#uchiha sasuke#haruno sakura#naruto
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Every time I see new manga panels of Sasuke and Sakura's relationship, I feel more and more compelled to go back and reread Naruto in its entirety to see if their relationship, at any given point, makes any sense from the beginning to the current chapters in Boruto because no matter how many good ass fanart I see of them... it's so hard for me to register them as an actual married couple with a child LMAO Their dynamic just seems so boring what do they even talk about-- what do they even do. And don't get me wrong... It's nice seeing what Sasuke would be like in a relationship, but damn it's so... bland...
#maybe i am the problem... LKJALDSKFJAS am i clinging onto toxic sasuke?#LMFAOOO anyway this post is so unserious it just makes me laugh#sasuke in jail... the dinosaurs#sasuke wearing a fedora...#sasuke calling sarada his what... my little peanut??#that shit is so fucking funny to me#also i do NOT hate sakura ok?? but i think it's a general consensus that she was not written the best!#but that's just almost every women in shounen lmfao#on twitter when i saw that clip of sasuke in the slammer#i made a joke about how naruto would be coming in to visit his prison wife#they would be using that hourly visit wisely!!!#and random ass people got mad ALDKJFLASDJ CHILL OUT!!!#also can't stop laughing how narusasu shippers would be saying how they're the ambassadors of cheating on their wives#i screamed everyone is foul LMFADFASDFA#anyway... yeah i consume anything naruto related nowadays second handed so maybe i should go back and see for myself#x#shrekeii
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@prettyboywarrior
He's already got a few heirs he's done all that he needs to in his mind
why does that only make it sadder??
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@lillyviarabbit HELPPP LMAOOOO THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
#Sakura is his token straight wife meanwhile every other girl is gay in some way that’s like their home base 😭😭😭 THATS WHERE THEY MEET UP#my posts
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hi welcome back to me screaming
#sakura x sasuke#sasusaku#sasuke x sakura#lol this is so shojo sasuke really said no you will not touch my wife#also I love how he immediately blows his cover and hers good job guy#I only read up to this point in the light novel so I’m excited to see what’s next
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PRETENDER ACE *EXPLODES* FAWK YOU REMINDED ME OF ME AND A FRIEND'S IDEA WHERE ACE "LIES ARE MIXED WITH A BIT OF TRUTH IN IT" TRAPPOLA IS A PSEUDO SERVANT BUT THE SERVANT HE'S MIXED WITH IS OBERON "LYING LIAR MAN" VORTIGERN.
Also Pretender Ace but he's a Kama pseudo-servant is *chef's kiss* how he's nobody and kama and ace separately in the same breath and how he hates and loves and feels nothing at all for the people around him, and how he technically inherited the beast traits of Kama but loves them the way just normal Ace does but how this love is delivered and shown to others in such a twisted way (i.e.: like world destruction or something) that any trace of either kama or ace are just wiped off because none of them would ever do that and I just RARARARAWFFSRARARRARARARATRAFAGAGAFSFAFFAFAFW
I am completely normal I swear.
Thank Raynon for the new brain rot material bc,,,,,
I want to remind yall that Ace is actually more pivotal in the story than you think—him eating that tart was what really kicked off the game in the first place and if we REALLY wanna get into it, he's almost has main character traits.
But really, Pretender!Ace is such an interesting concept bc to him he wouldn't perceive himself as someone who lies ab himself.
He sprinkles the truth in like Oberon, where the lines of truth and lie are blurred.
So what would lead to Ace becoming a Pretender class?
Yuu, of course.
Because what else would be the perfect summation of how much he cares for his friends if not to forsake his sense of "self" and become a vessel for a God forsaken by humanity and her fellow God's?
The parallel of Giving and having something Taken away.
I would even argue that Ace is more like Rati in that regard.
Rati was the lover of Kama and when he had died by Shiva's hand. Some legends described her wailing and cursing the God's for sending Kama on a "doomed mission" other legends have her pleading for his resurrection which is promised.
So in a sense Kama was drawn to the traits of Rati rather than Ace and Kama sharing a likeness.
Though, what could Yuu or Ace have done to inscribe those traits into him?
#body#twst#twisted wonderland#scream into the void and i'll answer#ace trappola#like Ace giving up his voluntatily while Kama had his burned to ashes#Like Kama and Ace are an amazing combo but in the way that Kama wanted to be closer to fragments to his wife#Also the doomed mission part always sticks out to me BECAUSE of Yuu consistently dealing with Overblots#I just find it so interesting that Ace is Rati while Yuu is Kama and yet Ace ends up being the vessel for Kama#Not to mention Kama and Ace having distinct personalities#I just see Ace being the primary personality instead of Kama overwriting like she did with Sakura#i know this didnt really answer the ask but add to it but im sooo NORMAL#also the concept of absence of self and leaving yourself hollow in the face of saving ur friend is so delicious to me
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There are a lot of fics of Sasuke comforting Sakura, but almost non-existent fics of Sakura comforting Sasuke
It would be so sweet and heartwarming seeing Sakura comforting her broken husband. If there aren't many then I shall write it myself! 😊
#i am a sucker for wives comforting their husbands#sasuke deserves being comforted by his wife as well#sasusaku#sasuke uchiha#sakura uchiha
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