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snallavanta · 2 months

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user snallavanta found dead

#young royals #omar rudberg #edvin ryding #lisa ambjörn #THEY’RE SOOOO HOT WTF

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illmoraineakoi · 8 months

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Everyone out here giving Hollow cute moth partners, or pretty mantises or bees or whatnot.

Fuck that, where's the AU where Hollow falls in love with a massive feral Wyrm?

#*Long Sigh* I guess I'll have to Do It Myself then #Hollow Knight #Yall are sleeping on this and it's criminal #It's such a funny idea #Tiny quiet and kind Hollow seeing a massive Wyrm just fucking up another Higher Being and going like-#''Oh no she's hot.''#and then like ''whAT DID I JUST THINK?!''#And she's just like...''wtf is this tiny little toothpick doing staring at me? you ain't food gtfo''#Hollow's got the Wyrm Genes that make him think Wyrms are Sexy and he's CONFUSED #But he tries to court her anyway because he's caught the Stupid For Her sickness #And she's annoyed for soooo looong because he won't leave her alone and his attempts at courting her are pathetically laughable.#Until one day she realizes -- ''Oh fUCK I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS IDIOT''#Obligatory 'antagonist tries to hurt/kill Hollow and Wyrm Lady goes absolutely BERSERK on their ass.' idea #But destroying them kills her and Hollow has to watch her die bc Rule of Angst #(He can't heal her. He lost the ability to Focus from containing the Radiance.)#(But he remembers what the King did and tries to desperately get her to do that too. It doesn't seem like it works...)#(But he refuses to leave her body bc he can't bear to loose her so he's there when she violently claws her way out the side of it)#(She collapses-bloody and exhausted-into his arms and greets him with the derisive nickname for him that's turned into an affectionate one)#(And he laughs while weeping tears of void. he laughs in relief and gratitude and love)

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mainfaggot · 1 year

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my irl lesbian friend got a haircut and for a second i was like wait what if we fell in love and then she started talking and i was like nevermind this loser is my gay bff sorry not possible

#shes so 😭😭😭#shes like extremely intelligent and studying at a top uni in canada but shss such a nerd good grief #we're really similar in terms of interests but rlly different in terms of personality so its fun being friends #idt we could actually date that would be soooo weird 💀 unless ..... idk 😶#i really dont see her like that but for a split second i did and then i was like wait has she ever found me hot before wtf wtf ill explofe #LOL help i just like validation i think anywya.#z.post

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fromirkwood · 1 year

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"trans women are groomers" the only thing trans women are grooming is my erection

#theyre soooo hot like.#should be illegal wtf #if ur a sapphic trans woman hmu im single and very gay #btw feel the need to point out that i am not trans and that i do not have a penis and this post is merely a pun #(but if i did have a dick it WOULD be hard #{my posts #lgbt #transgender #trans women #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #queer #non binary

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llama-head · 2 years

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Now there's a dream, now there's a goal

Now there's a need I'll never control

I won't get free till I can be

Part of your world

#sims 4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 edit #ts4 #ts4 edit #31 days of merfolk #31 days of merfolk 2022 #not really following the prompts i just like mermay #btw i used the demo of part of your world by howard ashman #cuz uhhh its good???#also both of those hairs look soooo good on em and griffin #might...remember them later #emory garcia #griffin hoover #garcia outtakes #literally merman em is so hot like wtf i have soooo many outtakes

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welcometohollyweird · 1 year

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so i’m at work & a customer just came in and asked if I like Poison (clearly he saw my necklace lol) and I was like “yeah how’d ya know?!?!” And we got into a conversation about music and I ended up telling him I saw Poison on the stadium tour last summer and he asked if they played Talk Dirty To Me. And I was like “yeah it’s one of my fav songs!” & HIS response was —-

“yeah…that’s one of my fondest dirtiest memories”

🤠

#soooo yeah #wtf are ya supposed to say to that lol #bullshitting with olivia #(but what made this even weirder was that I got all hot while talking about Poison cause I’m a dork lmao)#poison #the stadium tour #glam metal #glam rock #poison band

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irulancorrino · 1 year

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got a very rude reminder that normal people have no fucking clue about tumblr memes and whatnot when I was trying to explain to my d&d group why I have a very soft spot for a PC (who’s been dead for a while)

they were like “oh you like him cuz he’s a bad boy” and I was like no! I want to minimize him and put him in my pocket.... he’s my meow meow.... he’s a horrible person to YOU, I get him though....

and they all just stared at me. it did not help that the other tumblrina of our group wasn’t there for the conversation lol

I was trying so hard to think of a way to explain it in a normal way, but I just couldn’t think of anything on the spot tbh

#after sleeping on it I have decided that the closest I can get to a normal explanation is #'I think half orcs are really hot actually' and 'he has killed for me and would kill for me again and that is soooo sexy to me'#also there's just something about skilled hunters that awakens something primal in my brain lol #so what if I was too busy making googly eyes to notice or care about his moral compas or lack thereof #lol when I off hand mentioned to our DM that my character had a low key crush on Dirk he was all wtf why #because I get him!!! I want to rotate him in my head like a microwave!!#also cuz he's hot lol #d&d

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ahalliance · 2 years

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thinks about grian’s rift lore thinks about grian’s rift lore thinks about

#like. ITS SO COOL. soooo much to theorise about #im glad it’s not connected to watcher lore either bc that opens up so many possibilities #jay rambles #hot take maybe but as much as i love watcher stuff i don’t want to see it canon ever #martyn gets a pass bc he’s cool and his lore is hot #anw im still buzzing with ideas #ik we probs won’t get too much on it for a while still bc man’s busy but . im clawing at the walls i need to know more #like wtf is trying to break into hermitcraft WHY IS IT BREAKING IN…..#is this lore connected to s8 at all #oh wait also are we ever gonna get a follow up on the goo outside the hermatrix ship . i forgot what either the goo or the ship r called oop #does ren becoming king have to do with the rift. probably not but who knows #side note im so excited for king ren again like yas. i hope he doesn’t get too bloodthirsty. or do i actually that’d be fun #oh i just got a great idea for a fic

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twiddlestix · 2 years

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don't even get me started. forget me not valley? cute. philosophical. wistful. dreamy. and realistically it is a plant. which is good for a farming game. forgotten valley? how could i forget you valley of my childhood. you dumb dumb. you silly goofy. i could never. your assumption that i did offends me. i'm so mad @xseed you better lawyer up i'm dead ass

ALL FACTS. like okay look i am so excited for this game okay i am so exicted, BUT you change the whole ass town name xseed? why??? like the whole ass town name??????? the iconic forget-me-not valley town name???? leaves me to wonder: what else are you changing xseed????????????

when i saw that they replaced marlin (which is what im assuming??) i got a real bad feeling ashgajkasl like i knooooow that all of the story of seasons love interests have to be anime twinks and hyper femmes now but cmon i don't mind them adding some new characters, but god forbid there's an LI that doesn't look 19.

at least muffy was UNTOUCHED as god intended

#WHERE IS NAMI XSEED #like i swear if they just yassified every single character im gonna go berserk #I. personally. really hated the new fomt character designs like soooo much like omg like sooooo much i could kill and maim and bite #everything fun about their designs they just threw away #cliff's ponytail? gone. rick has short hair now i guess. karen wtf did they do to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why is the kappa guy 'hot'#legit insane #i really loved the name of the town bc it was my grandpas favorite flower u-u and so i also loved forget me nots #but nothing is sacred with xseed #ask #trvelyans #THEY MADE GRAY JUST SOME GUY AJSAKHJALSKAKS UUUGHHH kills #sorry to unleash all of my built up anger about SoS at you xoxo #AND JACOPO WASNT EVEN ROMANCEABLE.#UGH.

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beachboysnatural · 9 months

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My relationship to food is so crazy fr and by that I mean just this side of unhealthy

#trigger warning for food discussion stuff ig things got personal in the tags #i like eating and i have no problems with how my body looks!! i'm hot and i know it #but like there is a Pattern of weird food related shit in my life #like when i was hella depressed i wasn't eating enough obvi and i think my stomach like shrank or smth #and then there was the time in the sixth grade where i tried to give myself an ed which is its own can of worms #i think i felt pressured to have one because it was a common experience or smth?? I dont even know #i was soooo not ok in middle school. this will shock no one #and then like sometimes i'll just not eat even though im starving and have food nearby #which is probs part of the adhd/autism package #but like WHY #WHY do i do that??#im worried abt health issues in college because of food and not having my parents around to be like 'eat'#but also i'll be able to control everything that i eat and no one will tell me not to eat something #so maybe it wont be that bad!!#i should talk to my therapist abt all of this wtf.#persannal #dont rb or else

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chirpbudgie · 11 months

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idc the narrator can be as hot as you want because if my dad can still look like *that* at age 53 there’s so much hope for the old men out there

#no objectively my dad was soooo fucking hot in his 20s #AND IT SOMEHOW CARRIED OVER #like he just slicks his hair back now it’s some sort of engineer rocket science #like this is not weird for me to say everyone i show pics is like um ya ur dad is hot…? wtf #chirping

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lewisvinga · 3 months

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ultimate wag | alex albon & lily muni he x fem! reader

summary; alex and lily soft launching their relationship with y/n but everyone keeps assuming they’re friends, so y/n takes matters into her own hands to hard launch

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

notes; requested! ALEX AND LILY ARE MY SHITTT, i am actually so in love w them both , they’re soooo🤭

masterlist !

liked by yourusername, alex_albon, and others

lilymhe: thailand 🌴⛱️🌊🛥️🇹🇭❤️

tagged; yourusername, alex_albon

yourusername: got a sunburn 😞 but 100% wanna go back😩

lilymhe: i got aloe vera gel i got u pretty girl

username: ALEXLSKD

username: her friendship w y/n is so cute! and i love how alex is close w her too!!

username: couples trip ft y/n😭

alex_albon: cool

lilymhe: u were the least cool out of all of us

alex_albon: wah wah

yourusername: she’s right you were

carmenmmundt: i miss you girlies!! we need to link up soon !

lilymhe: YES i’ve miss you too😢

yourusername: girls trip this time?😁

georgerussell63: not you guys keeping the bad bitches out

alex_albon: how rude!

liked by lilymhe, yourusername, and others

alex_albon: recharging 🔋

tagged; yourusername, lilymhe

yourusername: lils was thinkin’ hard

alex_albon: thinking hard or hardly thinking

lilymhe: you both know what i was thinking about 😼

yourusername: oh!

alex_albon: there are children (logan) here, lily!

logansargeant: oh! 2x

username: idk yall i’m not feeling the 2nd picture

username: the way y/n is holding onto alex and lily???? seems more than friendship to me😭

username: nah she’s always been cuddly, that’s how she is i think

landonorris: did you fall

alex_albon: wtf no

yourusername: liar! i have a video of it!

landonorris: SHAREEE

username: alex and his gf and his gf’s gf

username: lily is stronger than me bc if my friend was holding my bf’s face like that, we wouldn’t be friends anymore

lilymhe uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, pretty girl💗💗] [caption 2; too tired to walk in her heels😴 ( told her to not wear the ysl heels bc we were going to walk a long distance 🙄 )]

alex_albon uploaded to their story!

[caption 1; happy birthday, sweet girl🌸] [caption 2; my girls post 2 bottles of wine]

liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others

yourusername: f1 driver bf x golf player gf = the ultimate wag ¿

tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon

alex_albon: the ultimate final boss wag

lilymhe: I CAN TAKE HER I CALL DIBS FIRST

alex_albon: lily wait THATS NOT EVEN FAIR??

yourusername: lils called dibs sorry 😕

alex_albon: love you, sweet girl❤️

yourusername: love you, my best boy💗👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lilymhe:wow we are all so hot liked by yourusername!

username: so true

lilymhe: my pretty girl!! love u💓

yourusername: love u lils😣💗

username: OHMYOGSIDJ

username: my parents

username: goodness gracious

username: whatta sexy couple

username: alex winning at life w 2 pretty girls by his side

yourusername: u hear that albono?? alex_albon means stop being mean

alex_albon: you only call me mean because i try to limit your coffee intake 🙄🙄

lilymhe: BOOO

logansargeant: ur bf was mean to me today btw☹️☹️☹️

yourusername: i’ll protect u from alex_albon 🤺

alex_albon: u americans are snitches😕

username: i’d do anything to join this throuple

username: this is so weird

username: womp womp , they’re happy so who cares liked by yourusername, alex_albon, lilymhe!

username: i didn’t expect this at all

username: bye i thought alex and lily were monogamous this whole ass time

username: im literally like 😦😦😦 bc since when were lily and alex poly???😩

username: OOMF ON TWITTER WAS RIGHT?

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #formula one social media au #alex albon smau #alex albon scenarios #alex albon x reader #lily muni he x reader

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freesomebodybyluna · 1 year

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taco bells bfast crunchwrap is like cocaine to me

#best food discovery of this yr #i get the steak bc im a fancy boy.....#also wtf i realized that the hot & the mild hot sauce are essentially just the same sauce!?!?#havent had the hot since i was little & i only get the mild bc shes yummy to me but wtf lol......#might as well just get the hot then #not that the crunchwrap needs it though the jalapeno sauce they put in it is soooo good #you win this time wh*te people......#dl

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kika-writes · 6 days

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stolen phone (and hearts) - l.n

Warnings: sex references

Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader

Summary: SMAU for just Lando and Y/N messing around on socials! Y/N gets sentimental at the end about thinking Lando only wants her for sex basically

faceclaim - none

landonorris

caption: who’s that sexy thing, i see over there 😍🙏

user1 - OMG SHES SO PRETTYYYYY

carlossainz - 💃💃

—> y/n - ❤️

y/n - it’s me 😍 standing outside your garage and stealing all your fans

—> landonorris - stealing my fans in a mildly attractive way 😰😰

lewishamilton - outfits better than mine 💔💔

—> user3 - u dress like a clown anyways

—> user4 - a clown who makes millions? soooo, hush 🤫

y/n

caption: omg 😍 look at my slay pookie angel cakes sweetheart sexy boyfriend 😍😍 such a talented racer 😍😍😍 (it’s massive btw 😍)

carlossainz - no it’s not, I’ve seen it

—> user5 - EXCUSE ME WHAT 😨

landonorris - oh bless what an amazing girlfriend I have, nah stop it, (yes I’m very talented)

user5 - lemme guess, he took your phone

user6 - have u Guys seen y/n’s paddock outfit, she’s so smash

—> landonorris - 🤨

—> user6 - OMG LANDO THREESOME

y/n - LANDO STOP IT 🙄

landonorris

caption - pls pls pls pls pls date me 🙏🙏

oscarpiastri - Lily wants to meet her 😨

—> lilyzneimer - her outfits are stunning 😍😍

—> y/n - don’t u dare even get me started abt u 😘😘

user7 - help she’s so hot wtf

carlossainz - great to hear, there’s an ice cream place down the road, u wanna come?

—> charlesleclerc - that’s my ice cream shop

—> georgerussell63 - make it three 😍

—> landonorris - concerning u three vile cretins, I’m taken.

y/n - I would cheat on u w her lando

—> landonorris - 💔💔💔

y/n

caption - I said no dino nuggets 🤫 and this is what I get

landonorris - u r no gf of mine if u don’t come with dino nuggies

—> y/n - ahhh, oh no, awww, sad face, crying emoji, crying emoji

—> landonorris - I can taste the sarcasm as I lick my phone 😊

—> y/n - 1) wtf 2) @ lewis hamilton, age don’t matter pls

—> landonorris - NO PLS U CAN HAVE MY CARD 😨

user7 - NOT Y/N SIMPING FOR LEWIS LMFAO

lewishamilton - lando would tickle my ankles, y/n, unfortunately I must decline. 😔

y/n’s story

replies:

landonorris: why would u expose my voluptuous nose like that

danielricciardo - wasted opportunity to slam his head into the salad bro 😞

user8 - awww he’s adorable

carlossainz - 🥬🥬🥬

y/n

caption - jokes aside, I love my stupid messy bf more than anything, even if he doesn’t know how to take a selfie

landonorris - I appreciate the love but u mugged me off

—> y/n - every photo of u is a bad one

—> landonorris - even the nudes

—> y/n - …we shall discuss this later

user9 - NOT LANDO TALKING ABT HIS NUDES LMAO

carlossainz - oh dear, they’re in that phase of ‘I luv my bf’

fernandoalonsoofficial - monkey 🐵

user10 - OMG LMAO

maxverstappen1 - y/n, how much did he pay u

—> y/n - 16 solid old pennies 💪

oscarpiastri - 😭😭

lilyzneimer - lando ur single forget it. y/n’s mine 😍😍😍

A/N - lmk in the comments or @slutforln-4 if u liked this and I should write more x

#lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris x you #lando norris smut #lando x reader #f1 #smau #lando norris smau

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keets-writing-corner · 2 months

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Love how Lucifer just manhandles Adam during their 'fight' despite everyone else getting their asses kicked. Plus him effortlessly destroying him when Charlie's in danger is really sweet.

gawd me too anon me too

that was everything me to me. like everything. It was built up so well too

we spent the whole season building up alastor as this massive powerhouse, eldritch, nobody messes with him. Only one who tried picking a fight with him (Vox) got utterly humiliated and everyone else was clearly outclassed. Except for Lucifer where Alastor merely just went with annoying instead of power challenging. Like we got vibes okay yeah makes sense that the King of Hell isn't intimidated by anyone, even if it's alastor, but Alastor got TWO wtf moments in Dad Beat Dad one with Husk and one with defending the hotel

other than that, it was pretty much, nobody messes with him cuz he will mess you up

and he fights Adam evenly sorta for a bit before Adam pulls out the "I'm an angel which is stronger than any demon" card and alastor gets his ass handed to him.

Like what a way to set up how strong ADAM is, having him beat Alastor. And then no one else in the hotel is as strong as Alastor was, so everyone's struggling. Charlie at least gets one good hit in but her inexperience kicks her in the ass and then Lucifer just shows up and

like hot DAMN that was just one hit! He broke Adam's mask, the force was enough to send him FLYING across the roof top, and bounce so hard against the billboard he BROKE THE SKYLIGHT

That was just a "HANDS OFF MY BABY" warning too, like LOOK at that face, that's not a "fight me" face it's a "if you touch my baby again, I will screw you so bad your bones will need therapy and you never recover"

Lucifer not even .2 seconds later, just upon seeing Charlie

and then yeah, Lucifer was NOT taking the fight with Adam serious at all, like the dude was taunting him, mocking him, dodging all of his attacks, just shapeshifting like Adam was a joke LIKE LOOK AT THIS

Lucifer isn't even scared, he's just "oh there's a wall there"

His FACE IM DYING he's legit like "wowwww you just tried shoving me into a wall? really? didn't have any other ideas? Soooooo original of you. I will mock you now"

HIS HANDS ARE BEHIND HIS BACK HE FOR REAL SAID HE COULD TAKE ADAM WITH BOTH HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK

rewatching rn for the screenshots, he's legit just shapeshifting for the fun of it. 70% of the time nothing has happened, he's just dodging adam and shapeshifting while doing it, like he doesn't need to be doing that this is 100% mockery.

And then the iconic

like omgggg this is soooo satisfying and amazing to watch. Like the set up of Adam being powerful was great, and then we just get this absolute trolling from Lucifer cuz he really doesn't care about Adam

And listen the trolling is great and all, but when Adam makes the mistake of not heeding Lucifer's warning of messing with his baby, and then does it a second time

RIP Adam just getting one shot-ed like that but hnnnnnggggg we got to see Lucifer fully pissed and it was GREAT

And somehow my favorite part wasn't even watching Lucifer go absolute ham on Adam, it was that even at his absolute most rage fueled moment, snarling like a beast where he was going to and fully intended on making good on his threat about messing with his baby

just one shoulder touch from Charlie and he's immediately chill. Like it's instantaneous, like how much do you love someone to be able to be absolutely livid, about to incinerate someone levels of rage only to immediately be "o oki! No more violence!" the second that person touches you???

Ugh I love them so much! Like everything about that fight, but especially how Lucifer can just go from absolutely the most dangerous person in one second and then OWO SOFT the next just by looking at Charlie

oops this post got long... IMSORRYYYYY other than "More than Anything" and the phonecall with charlie this is one of the scenes I replay the most, I love them so much

Characters going absolutely feral over loved ones is just aasdfadffalklkmafdjalsg 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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boiohboii · 8 months

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Vigilante Shit 《pt.1》

(max verstappen x ricciardo!reader)

Yn Ricciardo is a familiar face for every formula 1 fan, having known her since she was 10 years old as she joined her brother in the paddock over the years, she leads quite a normal life as a normal college student with her boyfriend.. well, as normal as it can be

or

in which yn ricciardo gets through her first heartbreak by the help of her brother's teammate?

N.B: the summary isn't the best tbh... this small series (i think 4 or 5 parts maximum) is inspired by taylor swift's reputation and midnight albums (2 of my all time favourite albums)... I hope you guys like it! Also I left a hidden message for where this is going in here, so let me know your theories in the comments, thank you for reading ♥️♥️ °ps: don't worry, pt2 of the cillian x fem driver reader is coming very soon° WARNINGS: very short, not proof read, swear words, smoking and drinking (mentioned and in pics), 5 year age gap, if I missed anything else please let me know

faceclaim: jenna ortega

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DannyRicUpdates: YN Ricciardo gone wild?? The 20 year old was seen tody smoking and drinking right before the Italian GP (not really a hot look, the youngest riccardo looks sick and tired). yn is known as quite the lovely and good girl, her older brother always supports her and takes her travelling whenever her studies allow while she has a lovely boyfriend back home who is always waiting for her with open arms(as documented through hers and Daniel's social media) so what could possibly push her to waste her life away?

ynric: this is ridiculous, first of i am 20 I can drink in Europe and second it's non of your fucking business you dickheads

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ynric: Tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes, tous les mêmes

username: the only 20 year old that looks like an actual 20 year old

username: now hold up, the first picture of her and jake was captioned with not all men... now she has this caption after 3 weeks of no jake

username: you might be onto something

username: I see where this is going and I don't like it

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ynric: I regret you all the time

username: soooo, jake fucked up huh...

username: tous les mêmes indeed

username: fucking hell man

username: no cause y'all remember that video where yn and jake answered some questions and he said that he doesn't think she'd look good in short hair and that he thinks dark colors and black doesn't suite her

username: thank fuck they broke up, like sure I hate that she had to get hurt but she can only go up from here

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maxverstappen1: I like it 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

username: max listening to Taylor swift was not on my 2023 bingo card wtf

username: no cause why did he choose the one song that had shit in the title

username: no cause yn having the caption from would've, could've, should've and now max suddenly listens to a song from the same album

username: coincidence? I THINK THE FUCK NOT

username: not him having the song on repeat 😂😂

part 2

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