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Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D
Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!
[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.
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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights
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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.
Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.
Vegetta: It's for saving your life!
Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.
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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–
Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.
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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–
Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–
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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?
[The next day]
The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker
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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?
Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get
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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!
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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.
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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?
[The Binary Monster shows up]
Fit: OH, FCK–
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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.
Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.
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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.
Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]
Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?
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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.
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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.
Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]
Tubbo: This is for you, king.
Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?
Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-
Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–
Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!
Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!
Fit: Misfire!
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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?
Phil: PFTTTTT–
Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."
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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]
Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]
Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response
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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]
Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!
Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –
Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.
Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!
[They both laugh]
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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–
Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.
Fit: Yeah...
Pac: Yeah, everyone does.
Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?
Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–
Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]
Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.
Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?
Phil: Yeah?
Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.
Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]
Fit: [Laughs]
[Fit gets kicked off the server]
Fit: [Laughs even harder]
#FitMC#Morning Crew#QSMP#ramonbday#Fit#Ramon#Edited#Subtitles#AT LAST#It always takes forever to write the transcript of these subtitles#hopefully I didn't miss too much#anyways. I do have so many frickin clips it was hard to narrow it down#I love the wii music it really is the perfect background music for these kinds of videos#Portfolio
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I have hard thoughts and I saw you asking for them... So... You know I.N from skz, that man makes me feel things istg. So I'm wondering what your thoughts on kinks for him? Because I've got a hand kink just for him I think💀
Anyways, have a great day/night and if you're not comfortable with doing this then that's fine ❤
When I.N is kinky 👀
I'm sorry took me so long to answer 👉👈 Here a hug 🤗 I'm comfortable with everything and I mean it so don't worry :)
I do know I.N from Stray Kids (it's my ult group) and ngl his hands make me feel some typa way. Like, I literally did not know I had a thing for hands until I saw him post a selca, his hand holding the phone and just- ughhh
So let's all agree that we have a Hand Kink for him but what about him ?
I think that Jeongin definitely has a thing for clothed sex. Man just post soooo many OOTD and he dresses well, so he would definitely be into clothed sex. Just- imagine. Jeongin would call you over or go in your bedroom or studio or whatever and pick a pretty outfit for you to wear. You both would be giggling and ogling at each other, it's cute and all, until there's something in him that tells him to take you right now, right here. Seeing you wear the outfit he picks for you is a big turn on for him, I think he would get horny immediately, begging you to let him take you, to make you feel nice, to let him fill your tiny cunt with his big dick because you look so cute in those outfit. He wouldn't take his clothes off, nor yours, kinda feel like he would just lower his pants enough so he can slam his cock in your pussy again and again. Bonus point if your chewing on the hoodie he gave you because he makes you feel too good. Dude would definitely cum on your now ruined clothes and take a pic, then adding it to his private file named "OOTD <3".
I also think that Jeongin would be into role-play ? It's literally so cliché but I can see him being into 'teacher-student' role-play. You would act it out, wearing a short and tight skirt with glasses and all the teacher sht fantasy, and he would wear a fake uniform. Now we know that Jeongin does not like school, dude was literally missing every classes, I still don't get how he got his certificate but that's not the point. In one of your fantasy you would tell him what a bad student he is, that he needs to get punished, but hey, you're talking to Yang Jeongin, he's the maknae on top ! You end up being the one who's punished. He would dirty talk you, but nothing to heavy, I don't see him calling his parter slut or whore (or maybe it's just because I hate those words), but he would show false empathy as he's literally bending you over the desk in your bedroom, going at an awful pace, not letting you catch your breath as he circles your clit and make you gag on his long and beautiful fingers. (Yeah Jeongin loves making you gag on his finger, argue with the wall.) He would tell you what a bad professor you are, telling you that he's the one teaching you things instead as you're drooling and panting, trying to get a grip on the edge of the desk, as he's letting out a chocked laugh.
Last but not least, I think that since he's the younger in his group, the baby, he wants to show them that he is a man too. So exhibitionistm. Yeah. But only at the dorms, like literally. He wouldn't go in front of them and hump you like the horny boy he is. No. He would fuck you late at night in the living room, telling you to be quiet since everyone's sleeping even though the sound of his skin slapping against yours his louder than your moans 'cause he's going all out. But the thing is that he knooooows. He knows that Minho was still at the dance studio, practicing, and that he would come home soon. And when it happens ? When he's deep inside of you, making out with you while he's playing with your tits, and glance at the door to find Minho standing here, dumbfounded ? Minho big rond eyes looking at his Maknae's sweaty upper body as he's frowning, focusing (since that's the only thing he can see from above the couch), then looking at your head thrown back, almost hanging from the armrest, face wet from the tears spilling from your eyes ? What a sight. And Jeongin wouldn't stop, no, he would just hide his smile in your neck, trying to pounce your body harder so that his Hyung can hear how good his sweet Donsaeng make you feel.
Ask you to ride him in Chan's studio when he's out for food even though he knows that he'll come back soon ? Yes.
'Accidentally' sending Hyunjin a text, telling him to meet him in a fitting room because he needs his opinion even though he was hitting you from behind, grip tight on your hair, forcing you to look at Hyunjin's boner because he had no other choice but to come in ? Yes.
So yeah, I think I.N would be into clothed sex, exhibitionistm and role-play. But it's my opinion at the moment. Ask me another day, when my mood is different and I might tell you something else lol. Hope you liked it tho !
#stray kids smut#stray kids hard hours#stray kids hard thoughts#yang jeongin smut#yang jeongin hard hours#yang jeongin hard thoughts#stray kids x reader#kpop hard hours#yang jeongin x reader#jeongin hard hours#jeongin hard thoughts
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Never Good Enough (1/3) [SFW]
∆ PAIRING ; (SoonYandere)Aemond Targaryen x Velaryon!Reader/OC/Self-Insert
∆ SUMMARY ; Being good friends was never enough. Two young children, Aemond & (Y/N), have known each other since they were a child. Their friendship leads to a conflict when a big accident happened that questions their loyalty to one another. Will they be able to preserve it?
∆ WARNINGS ; Incest obvs, mentions of death an spoilers of episode 6 & 7, angsty sht, no comfort as of yet(?), wrote this after years of hiatus so my writing aint as good and rusty as sht, kinda ooc? I tried mate, tried to give aemond character but it turns out mid, idk if yall will enjoy it or not.
NEXT PART
Aemond never had the feeling of love or being loved. So when he had a grasp of it, he felt as if something was wrong with him.
You are the daughter of Laena Velaryon. Before she was bethroted to Daemon Targaryen, she had an affair with an unknown man during her many adventures with Vhagar when she was in her rebel phase. She hid you amongst the crowd in fear that you would be exiled, or worse, be punished for just being born.
So she kept you hidden until Daemon provided you with an escape, declaring you were his and her child before they got married, and no one questioned the veracity of the tale in front of the hungry Targaryen man.
You were raised among the children of Rhaenyra and Alicent.
You bore no dragon, as yours remained unhatched ever since. Having the council and its audience further whisper the legitimacy of your birth. Although Lucerys and Jacaerys might be bastards as well, they at least had a dragon to make the jeering masses stop once they saw them practicing with the wild monsters as they described.
Because of this, despite his mother's remarks and pleas for him to stay outside of your lane, you and Aemond connected over your differences.
Alicent could not have allowed her son to travel with a bastard who can't even support her blood claims with a single dragon. It's like going on a stroll with a commoner, although one with the last name of the prestigious Velaryons. It will defame the name of her own child.
Aemond was worried and somewhat acknowledged some of his mother's accusations. He kept talking to you even if he would not say it out; nevertheless, having someone to put up with the constant bullying of his brother regarding his lack of a dragon was less painful when he wasn't the only one subjected to it.
Jacaerys teases you just as much as Aemond, but unlike his naive younger sibling or his uncle Aegon, he won't torture you with jests regularly.
Jacaerys would frequently strike up a discussion with you after the boys pulled a trick on you and Aemond, which you had to tidy up after. Given that you were the oldest and the most academically inclined, and considering that you were born a year before Aegon, you graciously accepted their behavior, even though they were childish. This meant that your brain was mature at a young age, and you simply decided that their foolish pranks were merely ant jokes and should not be taken into consideration.
When you informed Aemond of this, he was perplexed. In addition to giving you a scathing response about the horror of meeting your alleged bully, Jacaerys, he also expressed confusion about your ability to never lose your cool in such situations.
This is what Aemond admired about you; the way you took in all the comments about your parents' alleged whoreness but also took in on being the laughingfool of the kingdom as having the Velaryon name with no snow white hair and a dragon.
He would not show his admiration for you; he was boyish about it and adamant about not having feelings for you when his emotions were displayed otherwise.
When he was still young, to his highness', the queen's, dismay, he would steal glances at you, bring you the loveliest flowers he could find in the gardens and set them on your seat before breakfast was called in, and ask the maids or his mother about your whereabouts. He regarded you as a close friend and harbored feelings for you, but kept them to himself.
You held onto his considerate actions and discovered yourself blushing at his newfound boldness. You responded by giving him a kind smile and glancing at him with your cheeks continuing to flush.
Since you selected the academic path and Kingslanding offered a wealth of opportunities, you had not seen your mother in years and had only exchanged letters instead. As a result, when Aemond suddenly disclosed your loss while you studied for a test you had created to review yourself, it was an episode you would never forget.
When your mother passed away, you experienced grief. You're in despair. The Blacks and Greens joined together to experience the burial of your mother. Aemond draped a bit of his cloak around your pinky in an attempt to conceal it from prying eyes as he held it.
For a bit, you talked about your grief for Aemond during the ceremony. He held your hand as the tears streamed across your face, then he tightened his hold, whispering gentle words of consolation.
You finally got to meet your sisters during the funeral. Well, step-sisters, but a sister nonetheless. They were obviously of pure blood, and you couldn't help but chuckle as you considered that, in her final moments, your mother might have realized that she was no longer a whore in the eyes of the community but rather a devoted member of her pride and family.
As he observed this, Aemond experienced some heartbreak over the fact that you were able to make more friends than he did and enjoy your own isolation, but he was also relieved that you were able to finally develop into a more social individual. He restrained himself from feeling more envy and soothed himself with the knowledge that you would always stand by him and support him. Why should he worry when you both know each other and have an awareness of what you both felt but didn't express?
But what Aemond doesn't realize is that you had a different perspective when you heard about the news of Aemond claiming Vhagar as well as hurting his eyes and his nephews in the process. You were outraged. You might as well add livid.
When Aemond demanded your comfort while being tended to publicly, you refused to look at him and instead chose to pay attention to the small pool of blood on the stone floor.
After the argument between the two families and their commotion over who was at fault, Aemond noticed that you had vanished like a newly born star beginning its first ever shine.
He started to consider all the negative possibilities and soon started to use childish logic. What does it matter if he took your mother's dragon after she was buried? You ought to be pleased that he has at last acquired a dragon. Despite lacking morality, he did earn it honestly.
The next day, when he was preparing for the departure, his mother, the queen, asked for him to call you back as they would be leaving soon. So he did, though he did pant a sweat after being clueless several times about where you'd been.
However, Aemond never loses sight of his objective once he sets his eyes on it. Finally, he saw you at the coast, still dressed in your previous nightgown despite it being sunrise.
"(Y/N), it is time to go." He began. "Mother ordered me to fetch you."
Aemond began to worry. Your eyes were still hazy. Once more clearing his throat, he added, "(Y/N) you know I did what I had to do. As a Targaryen man, we are required to bear a dra-"
"I thought I knew you well." You retorted, not letting him finish.
Aemond's reaction was a bewildered one. Out of all the replies he could get, this one hurt the most. He was very indifferent towards you, was he not? His nose flared while a sour emotion bubbled inside of him. "No, it was you who I thought I knew well!"
"Did we not yearn for each other's eggs to hatch and for the peeping eyes of people's expectations to soon be destroyed? I thought you would be delighted for me, happy that I finally have a dragon!" He added.
He received no reply but a whimper. He knew you to be strong and not weak. He anticipated that you would think about his argument rather carefully, given that you rely on logic rather than emotions, but he finally saw who you really were. You are insecure, he finalized.
"I expected you, as a friend, to be ecstatic about my gain and to greet me with open arms for my new ranking. I only wish for your warm embrace, nothing more. " He stepped forward, not minding the morning wind's coldness.
You took one last breath before confronting him. Aemond's breathing became labored. Right now, you most closely resemble rage if anger were a living entity. "And what? Why should I embrace the man who soiled my mother's grave just the day of her burial? Tell me why I should be cheerful, or why, in fact, should I parade myself as I boast for your claiming of my dead mother's dragon? "
You finally had the chance to gaze upon Aemond's expression. It is the look of someone who has been betrayed. If you knew better, you wouldn't have given in to the sudden want to hug him, to tell him that it was all fine, and you did knew better. What he did was far more heartbreaking and discorteous than whatever he felt about your actions.
"I thought you knew me well, but it seems our understanding is not mutual." Aemond replied with a pursed lip.
In return, you sneered at the younger boy, "Well, if you ask me, I thought I knew you well too. For some boy whom I used to love, my vision towards yours has changed drastically, as I have realized how drastically your actions happened this early morning."
What was love to him? He came to a halt. His mother instilled in him the idea that love is only an illusion and that he should place more emphasis on his duties. Love comes as a reward for a job well done. He passionately believes that.
But why must it come after? Why can't he take the treat now?
His lips and throat quivered, and his eyes started to moisten from the sunrise. He was forbidding himself not to cry. Once you recognized what was happening, you began to fumble with your gown's hem. You were drifting apart, you knew it. You parted your lips to muster up a continuation, but Aemond got there first.
"Apologies for the inconvenience, my lady. I would inform my mother, the queen, about your immediate departure. "
He then softly walked away, leaving you alone with your thoughts.
After many years, people—possibly even the maids—finally heard what you, the oldest Velaryon child, permanent residency withdrawal from the Red Keep and the decision to continue your scholarship privately at High Tide. As one of the best scholars in Kingslanding, they believed that the princess Rhaenyra was plotting something with a new strategy that included you. As soon as it was revealed that your stepfather, Daemon, was wed to the princess Rhaenyra, they began to believe the tale, even if it had not yet been shown how they would carry it out.
As he grew progressively older and older, Aemond clung to the term "love," hoping you would come back as his infatuation over you grew ever more intense. He was more aggressive and smug as he continued his training. Your remarks had a profound effect on his ego (in a taunting way), and he utilized them to continually elevate himself. He grew taller than Ser Criston this year and was able to counter the fighting prowess of the Kingsguard. He studied philosophy, history and the process of ruling a kingdom as well as the arts of war. He loved to pretend that he was doing this for himself, but in reality, he was hoping that after you two met, you would soon come to regret your words regarding his placement.
He had waited long enough to receive a message from the family dinner that you were soon to be wedded with Jacaerys and that the Blacks would be coming to manage both the succession to Driftmark and your marriage to the oldest stepchild on your stepmother's behalf.
The Greens were frightened and started formulating a strategy, but Aemond remained silent with a throbbing head.
Aemond's world turned red.
I wrote this at 12 am so forgive me for my mistakes and sht. My knowledge about the universe of song of ice and dragon is scarce so if there are any mistakes pls do tell me huhu. This was supposed to be a one shot but it was too long so I stopped at that point. Ill upload the last part whenever im ready. Also this is greatly inspired by @missglaskin writing style, their way of writing is unique and the use of headcanon format but still telling a full story is very unique and less time consuming for me if I copy their format so I hope they dont mind fjfjfjdkdm.
If the read more function doesnt work ill fix it tom sorry lmao.
#aemond targaryen#aemond one eye#aemond fanfiction#aemond targaryen x reader#aemond targaryen x oc#x reader#aemond targaryen x female reader#aemond targaryen x y/n#hotd fanfic#hotd#hotd imagine#hotd headcanon#house of the dragon#house of the dragon x reader#hotd x reader#hotd x oc#aemond x reader#aemond x oc
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*does something to the irminsul tree* wdym?? no one knows who candle anon is--
that aside, more on to this idea but very different(?? random thought entered rn):
time traveller (not by choice) alhaitham hopping from one decade to the next and demon/immortal reader watching all that shit to happen.
alhaitham, pops out of nowhere during 2022:
reader, pausing from doing a tiktok: aww not this bitch again.
literal chaos, idk how to pull this off with yanderes (im no expert) but imagine alhaitham using reader's loneliness to make them emotionally dependent on him + the distance/absence makes the heart yearn for more idk man lol + alhaitham only using reader for his convenience
- 🕯 havent done her assignments yet
Dang, you a Scaramouche kinnie fr fr
Reader: *renegading* aww yee.
Alhaitham: I'd like to remind you about your car's extended warranty–
Reader: What the– you again?! Give it a rest buddy!–
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Okay but fr, idk inuyasha but yandere time traveling!alhaitham is a fun concept with a demon!reader. I'm gonna make sht up since I've never watched the show completely so this is gonna be different from InuYasha
Yan!Alhaitham who made a deal with the demon!reader: he gets time traveling to complete his linguistics thesis about King Deshret while the reader gets to have his "heart".
Alhaitham trusts in his abilities as a scholar, hence, he didn't directly ask a cheat code for an early graduation. Plus, he thinks time traveling is far more useful in the longterm.
You often joked that he should've taken the easy route cause you would've asked him for his fingernails instead– albeit you'd likely draw it out of him in a more torturous and sadistic manner– but it's a lot less permanent than a heart, right?
Alhaitham chuckled.
He found you funny. It should be concerning that the only person that could make him chuckle is a demon, but he had been dubbed a lunatic several times that this fact did not faze him.
You dangled around the roof of his house whenever no one is looking. You'd ask for some daily commodities like apples– but never beans. Sometimes, your requests for the mundane makes him forget that you're not human. Sometimes, the smile you give him makes him slyly cover the blush in his face with a solemn cough.
Sometimes, the way you listen to him talk about his dreams makes him forget that you're only after one thing.
Still, the dire consequence attached when trading your heart away is that you'll become permanently apathetic. He wouldn't be able to feel anything unless he is close to the demon that acquired his heart.
That... And he's technically corrupted by forbidden knowledge.
Yan!Alhaitham completes his thesis, got full marks, and the deal was done. Demon!reader leaves him immediately, cackling as they thank the foolish mortal for even giving them something as vital as his heart.
He couldn't smell flowers anymore.
He couldn't taste food anymore.
He feels sick... But isn't at the same time.
His vision is grey. His tone is dull. His emotional reactions are timed and fake.
But he's efficient.
That's what mattered to him. Efficiency.
At least, it did.
After the archon quests, he decided to take a vacation. He leaves a note, saying something along the lines of "Alhaitham has passed away." in his desk for Kaveh to find before moving on.
He conjures up a portal somewhere 50 years down the line.
Then he felt it.
A heartbeat.
He looked around frantically– Alhaitham hasn't panicked this much in YEARS– his feet immediately scurried to find the source.
Alhaitham stops in his tracks as he saw you smiling at Aether, holding a bouquet of white roses with you. Of course, he expected to see the traveler alive and well for they've always been immortal– but what left him gawking was the glint in his hand.
The metallic glint on both of your ring fingers.
Alhaitham shook from where he stood.
King Deshret's voice echoed through his mind.
"The heart has its reasons which reason knows not."
and you'll find out soon what his recaptured emotions will flood back.
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headcanon: what happened during Kanato and Maya's wedding reception
A/N: Since posting the storyline about my OC, Maya Sakamaki, aka vampire doll, some of my friends have been asking me questions about what happened during the reception. You see, I posted a brief moment about it in one of the chapters of my fics in AO3, but I never elaborated.
But spoiler alert: sht gone wild haha. So yeah, here's my headcanons on what happened during the wedding. Please take note that Kino and the Mukami brothers weren't invited since it was a private ceremony. Carla and Shin were invited because they officiated at the wedding.
Here's how it goes:
Since it was a once-in-a-lifetime event for the brothers, Christa gifted them yet again another batch of those vampire juice drinks. And yes, Subaru wasn't able to escape this one. Like Ayato and Shin forced him to drink much to his dismay. What's worse? Shin brought a wine that First Bloods like to drink a lot and the stuff's waaaaay hard. Even took the initiative to mix them with the vampire juice much to Subaru's warning.
Yui didn't get drunk ofc. No matter how hard the drink is, our precious Yui never gets drunk. Maya, on the other hand, took only one sip and made a bitter face bcos she immediately detected a faint scent of alcohol
So all the bros were drunk. Even Carla and Shin!
Carla is this type of drunk who gets sentimental but unlike Reiji who cries a lot, he's the quiet sentimental. He even freaking sounds like the old man he is.
"The youth is such a lovely thing," he would say as he sips his drinks. And yes, they've lived longer than the brothers but they still get drunk. Dunno why.
Shin is an annoying drunk like he literally laughs at anything. He's not like Shuu though cause Shuu still has evil shenanigans. Shin just... laughs waaaaay hard at anything. Like every little thing he hears them say is a joke.
Ayato and Subaru are prob picking fights at each other cause drunk Subaru has turned into a more violent Reiji version and Ayato kept on talking abt violent ninjas attacking Kanato's wedding.
Ayato would also annoy the sht out of Subaru for constantly dedicating a song to Kanato and Maya so Subaru had to grab the guitar and threaten to hit the redhead with it. Shuu laughs at this and urges Subaru to just hit Ayato in the head.
Reiji ofc is a crying mess. He would be crying tears of joy bcos Kanato has all grown up. "I remember brushing his teeth when he was young cause he has a mouth full of cavities, but now he has all grown and married the love of his life."
I swore drunk Laito cried at his speech and said, "CAN YOU BE OUR MOM?!" But wait he already is
On the other hand Shuu made fun of his speech and said, "Are you sure he has grown?" And they were all laughing at his joke. Well he has grown but not in height
Kanato avoids crowds so he would prob be sitting with Maya on the staircase. Maya thinks he's just silent, drinking himself to his heart's content cause he still hugs Teddy while watching his brothers bicker. What she didn't know is that Kanato is a horny drunk.
Like one moment he was just talking to her about their wedding and the next thing he was already sniffing her. "Hmm... You used the perfume I gave you. That's great. You smell like marshmallows. Can I have a bite?"
Well, a flirting Kanato wasn't new to Maya, but he was being waaaaaay flirtier than usual, giving her those sweet, seductive smiles. He didn't even frown when she refused him or threw a tantrum. He's just like "Mmmmkay" and then he starts to show a trick up his sleeve by sneakily hugging her or dragging his finger on her exposed skin.
Ayato even has this one semi-blurred picture of Kanato leaning his forehead on Maya's, a pout on his lips as Maya tries to cover her blushing face. The story behind this is that Kanato kept on asking Maya aloud, "We're supposed to have sex, right? Let's do it now." Oh dear...
Carla would be so drunk he just fell asleep and the next thing Ayato and Shin taped him on the wall. Like TAPE. And he'll be sleeping there without even budging.
Because Ayato was feeling jealous of Kanato and Maya, he decided to flirt with Yui and do some French kissing. But the thing is, he's French kissing a vase while Yui was seated on the couch, observing him with shock.
"Ayato-kun, that is not me!"
"Shut up, chichinashi! You have no right to refuse me!"
Ofc drunk Laito removes him from the vase and lectures him. "Ayato-kun! Stop kissing the vase! You're betraying Bitch-chan and it will make her sad!"
But Ayato thought he was some evil ninja so he punched him and claimed victory.
Shuu and Shin kept laughing at all of them, even teasing the newlyweds about how to get the fire going in the bed. And since Maya was so embarrassed about the whole thing, Kanato smirked and decided to take the matter in his own hands by carrying Maya bridal style and taking her to their shared bedroom.
Shuu and Shin cheered on the newlywed couple while Reiji only cried further at the sight of them
That was all they remembered until the next morning, Kanato woke up and he was horrified at the countless hickeys on his whole body. Like from his neck down to his legs, there are freaking hickeys and he has to go to school!
On the other hand, Reiji was terrified, throwing his hands in the air when he saw their tall, spooky manor gate destroyed into pieces. What's weird is that Subaru is passed out in a bush, the lower half of his body sticking out from it.
Ayato and Laito were found a few minutes later on the balcony huddled up together. However, Yui was still figuring out how they both got bruises and bumps on their faces. What's more, there was a big tooth in Ayato's hand that resembles a fang.
Carla was still taped on the wall, sleeping soundly like nothing happened while Shin was buck naked sleeping on the floor near him.
And yes, it took them a while to locate Shuu until they found him sleeping in the bathtub filled with water. Like they even thought he freakin' drowned but he was still alive tsk bastard
So yeah here's what happened to them the previous night:
And in case you're wondering...
In a nutshell, Reiji cried at their own chaos.
#kanato x reader#kanato x oc#kanato x maya#maya sakamaki#sakamaki maya#kanato sakamaki#sakamaki kanato#sakamaki ayato#ayato sakamaki#laito sakamaki#sakamaki triplets#sakamaki brothers#tsukinami brothers#diaboys#diahell#rejet#diabolik lovers oc#diabolik lovers headcanons#kanato's vampire doll#the vampire doll#yui komori#reiji sakamaki#sakamaki subaru#shuu sakamaki#shu sakamaki#shin tsukinami#carla tsukinami
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Hello~! I'd like to request a matchup for jjk, mha, and demon slayer please. My pronouns are they/them and I’m not sure what my sexuality is, but I prefer men.
I’m an INFP 4w5 cancer. People have told me that I look unapproachable? It’s the rbf, ahem. I daydream a lot and tend to space out when I’m not talking to someone. I’m a true introvert, but I love to talk to certain people and about things I find interesting, like my fixations or a fun hypothetical situation. I also tend to get lost in new places. :’)
I value my authenticity, creativity and emotional intelligence (I can’t say I’m really empathetic, but I listen to people when they need me to and I try to be there for them). But I am quite sensitive and emotional. Being hungry in a noisy place (lots of people talking) has sent me into sensory overload before I think? I got really angry, haha.
My hobbies are reading, writing, and listening to music. I have taken a liking to buying clothes and crochet items, and plan to expand my collection of angry things in my room (I have two angry plushies and one judgmental cat bag). I also like sweet things and pretty scenery. :D
Thank you for your hard work~
A/n: Hello, I’m so sorry this took so long. Life has been crazy and I’ve been having trouble focusing but I finally found time to finish this for you. I hope you enjoy and Remember to hydrate or diedrate.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Choso Kamo
Choso also suffers from rbf so he gets it
He loves to talk with you about anything and everything, whether he fully understands it or not is yet to be seen but he like showing that he cares
Definitely brings home little stuffed animals and other things that have rbf and tells you that it reminded him of you
Being so new to life in general he also can get overwhelmed in loud or new spaces so he’s fine just staying in and relaxing with you if that’s what you want to do
If you do want to go out he will spend an hour before hand making sure you are both prepared for anything that could trigger sensory overload, he may also text Yuji where y’all are going just in case you end up needing rescued
Also Yuji has definitely stopped by to pick something up and found you guys just sitting on the couch not talking, staring off into space both lost in different daydreams, he never says anything about it, he just thought it was funny
My Hero Academia: Keigo Takami (Hawks)
Let’s be honest he loves to talk to you about random ass hypothetical situations that may never happen
He won’t tell anyone but he finds fascinating when he finds you just daydreaming with a movie or tv show playing in the background, (he just wished he could sht\ut the world out like that sometimes)
Keigo loves to bring you gifts, be it new books or a piece of clothing you mentioned wanted (it’s the bird brain)
When you got lost in a new place the first time he had a mini panic attack so now if he thinks you might get separated he makes sure one of his feathers is in your pocket so he can easily find you
If you guys happen to be out and about he notices that it’s getting loud or you seem to be getting overwhelmed, he’ll pull you close and wrap his wings around you just to give you a moment away from the chaos and breath
After a long mission or assignment from the HSC, he just wants to go home and listen to whatever playlist you’ve picked and bask in your presence while you write or read
Demon Slayer: Kyojuro Rengoku
Rengoku hardly notices that other people find you unapproachable, he works with Shinobu after all so rbf isn’t a big deal for him
He is definitely the kind of guy to bring you snacks a gifts, whether he is just getting back from a long mission or he just finished training, he’s bring you the best treat he could find
After a night of demon slaying he enjoys relaxing with you for a few hours as you read, whether you are reading to yourself or out loud, he doesn't care just wants to spend time with you
He also loves when he comes home to find you and Senjuro talking about random things, like a book you both read or what Senjuro plans to make for dinner
The only thing that has thrown Kyojuro through a loop was the first time you got overwhelmed while at a festival, after you told him you were hungry and irritated by the loud noise and chaos, he took you to the closest food stall, got you whatever you wanted and then walked you to a small clearing just outside of the town where you could sit, eat and just take a minute for some peace and quiet.
Again my deepest apologies for the long wait.
#x reader#jjk x reader#jujustsu kaisen x reader#my hero academia x reader#demon slayer x reader#match ups
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I've read hilarious tags to a tweet (that was posted on tumblr):
Don't think Harry Styles likes dressing like that. Looks miserable in pics. Probably is like hey man can I wear a suit or something. maybe a big t-shirt Pete Davidson gets to wear big stinky shirts. And his handler is like nah you're a fake gay guy gotta wear fake gay guy clothes
The tags (and some replies):
-he exists so straight people can be allies without actually being allied to any queer people /hj
-Hey yeah the issue is not that he isn't wearing ""man clothes"" the issue is that he looks like shit and it feels incredibly performative to everyone except you fans.
-the issue is that his music is bad. if he was putting out bangers no one would gaf how he looks. You know who never got this kind of reaction for wearing a dress? kid cudi. cause man puts out bangers
-its what happens when you only achieve level of solo fame by being part of a wattpad ship
-I just saw you rb the diamond jumpsuit and he looks so
uncomfortable it gave me sympathetic dysphoria. Like legitimately he looks like he's desperately closeted, but like for cishet people. He looks like want transphobes think we do to people. Like those shitty alt right political cartoons of like 'in 2030 everyone will be forced to be queer at gunpoint'. Lazer sniper sight glinting off his diamanté encrusted extra nipple
-sure he's fighting gender norms but the gender norms are winning
-he looks like a very boring conservative man's idea of a gay man. Like whatever he's made some good music and he seems like an alright person. But I cannot find it in me to be happy for him. He looks manufactured
-Literally like you look at the photos of 70's glam rock stars and like. Not only are they rocking it but they seem to be beyond comfortable in it in that 'this is me' way. Styles looks as if he'd kill for a pair of khakis and a hoodie
-Dude the logic around Harry has fully switched. First it's 'oh no management isn't allowing him to be gay' and now it's 'omg he's acting gay only because his pr team told him to
-Why do Harry Style stans try to suck your eyes out of your skull if you criticize him? Celebrity culture makes me wanna self immolate lol
I am saying that's just him trying to be more special than his designated bland pop singer for straight girls niche
Said in a server last night he looked like he just came in straight from a cke binge. Then said he looked like that hairy pink dancing creature with that silver look 😭
He just always looks like sht man…you're rich. I know you can afford to challenge gender roles and dress well Wearing the ugliest rompers w his nips out just aint cutting it
LMAO he looks SO sad in the diamond jumpsuit people have been comparing it to their pre transition pics
-fake pretentious c*nt. *untalented
-he really is just some guy being forced to be a gay icon
mf showed up looking like a batman villain
-Nah i was directioner and harry biased then and he always dresses like that. But yeah i agree his stylists and producers say for him to exaggerate and pretend he is the modern david bowie when in fact he is just a boyband soloist lmao
hes in my top 5 on spotify for the past million years TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE
-if 2021 target pride collection was personified.
-this is exactly how my 62 y/o mom talks abt him lmaoooo. Liike she HATES him she thinks he’s a total phony and finds him an insult to the lgbt community#best ally tbh gotta love her
-I've literally been saying this like he’s just doing this for the money but for how long 😭😭
-ite transtrender but for gay people
-ok. there was this huge ass paper thing full of his new cd in the middle of my favourite record shop. Making the already small store even more cramped. so fuck him#there you go i <3 being a hater
-he’s literally not gay. if he was i’d become homophobic
(Sorry if some of them are too rude, I have hard time discerning bc I don't speak to many people on the internet and don't know fully what's the proper etiquette)
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Very long post.
So, you're telling me this all was queerbaiting and bad script? Ok, let’s assume.
I’ve noticed this special friendship of Mike and Will from the very beginning. From the first scene I knew already that I liked this couple and I wanted them to be romantic. But further I was absolutely sure that I watch completely standard story about boy meets girl etc, that I’ve watched many times. Therefore I didn't have a single doubt that Mike and El will be that standard couple. I didn’t come in social network to read fans opinions, I even didn’t know about existing the word “byler”, I didn’t watch the interviews with creators, I didn’t look for the deep meaning in the series, though I really loved it, rewatched it a few times, but I considered it just sci-fi show with horror and drama and comedy and whatever, I didn’t think about some hidden hints. And Mike-El relationship was actually cute in S1 and 2, I didn’t notice any tricks. But then came out the S3, and their relationship became something horrible. I really sincerely wanted to Milkvan the happy ending. But in the very first episode of S3 – what was that anyway? It doesn’t look at all like Mike wanted to stay longer with El, when she told him “I wish you were still here”. He was hurrying to go to the movie with his friends. I watched this scene from absolutely heterosexual point of view, not even thinking that he might be gay or might be in love with someone else. I just didn’t understand, what was this? And after they gave us an indistinct explanation like “I was jealous and wanted you all to myself”. It explained his conflict with Max, but it didn’t explain his behavior in 3x1. Ok, I’d just swallowed it and forgot about it. I decided to close my eyes to what happened in the last episode of S3: this kiss and weird Mike, I decided “whatever, I don’t understand what’s happening and I don’t care”. I’m not that person who think too much about the tv series. And now, came out S4, and I already forgot about all those weird things in S3, but now there are them again – and again some ABSOLUTELY INDISTINCT explanation: “I was afraid to lose you, so I couldn’t tell I love you”. What?? Ok, let’s say, Duffers don’t give a sht about Mike, Finn doesn’t give a sht about Mike, and I can forget about this misunderstanding again.
After watching the Vol.1 of S4 it became obvious that Will is in love with Mike, and I was sure it’s unrequited. But I'm left with the feeling that there's something wrong with this whole story. So I went to twitter to read what fans write about ST. And there I came across the post about byler, and then I had read some thoughts, then I went to tumblr and realized how many details I’ve missed because I never watched attentively. And then I started to rewatch the whole series, and in the past month I watched all the seasons twice. And I clearly saw that these details – they’re actually there, maybe not all of them, but the most, it’s not the fan imagination. And now you tell me it’s queerbaiting? But, see, I didn’t even notice these hints, if I’d never read tumblr posts. I saw only unrequited Will's love, awfully written love story of Milkvan, and, maybe, bad actor play by Finn (?). I saw the queerbaiting in Sherlock, klance (and I didn’t see a potential of klance canon), Teen Wolf, different anime; I didn’t watch the Supernatural, but I heard what happened there. Queerbaiting puts two guys side by side, makes cute scenes with them, screaming about their bisexuality. Queerbaiting assumes these hints are VISIBLE. But here in ST I did not notice anything. But now I see these hints – handpicked soundtracks, opened closets, constant comparison of relationships Mike+El and Mike+Will, their common and their contrast in the same time. However, these hints are not fcking noticeable. If this is queerbaiting, then too much effort has been put into it and into hide it.
Separately, I want to talk about Mike’s confession in Vol.2. Everything he said – it’s the repeating all that he had once said to Will! “Remember that day we met”, “I’m afraid to lose you”. If it’s queerbaiting, this is the most terrible, absolutely senseless and merciless.
Even if I forget about all that hinting, and be just casual viewer like I was earlier, I want to say – all milkven story since S3 is such a nonsense. I like the stories of Joyce and Hopper, Nancy and Johnathan, Nancy and Steve, Max and Lucas, but THIS – what is this??? I don’t believe not in ONE scene with Milkyway, it all looks FAKE.
And if we assume that Milkyvan – is actually bad script, then queerbaiting makes things even worse – it turns out that their relationship is total bullsht and it is entirely built on this queerbaiting and love triangle. I mean, it turns out Duffers are so dumb that are not able to write proper relationship development of Mike and El, but they decided to put their efforts to subtlest queerbaiting.
So, now you tell me, Milkvan – is true love and in S5 Mike and El will finally start normally TALKING to each other, and maybe even Mike finally start kissing her like he WANTS to kiss her, not like he just LETS her doing this? Or we have to admit that Finn is just not able to show romantic interest in Millie? Ok. Let’s see.
What I want to say, this puzzle will be gathered, if they’re doing byler endgame. And can we now unplug our disappointment about unrealized dreams and think? We didn’t know for sure about Will’s feelings in previous season. But we see it now, and still it is not said out loud on the screen. Why we even had hope that Mike’s feelings will be opened up too in this season? I still see a very slow burn. We knew that Mike loves El, whatever love this is. We knew that he cares about her very much, she means for him very much, he adores her, really. And i see Mike is trying to hold on to El, like his lifebuoy. That scene with the confession was terrible. I wanted to turn away because it was so painful. Will was standing next to him and hearing this. I felt like I’m dying. But I kept thinking and realizing that it was like he was talking all this to his friend who standed behind him, because he already said once this to him, and if my feeling is right, then it was painful not only for Will, but for Mike too, and I felt like he yelled it in desperation, but it was just not the whole truth.
With these thoughts and confused feelings I stay now in emptiness and delusion. So try to convince me, that it’s bad script and queerbaiting.
#Sorry for my bad English I hope the blood doesn’t flow from your eyes#byler#stranger things#byler is endgame#long post
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Rottmnt next gen team thingy
Interrogation
Context: Sakura grew up and was raised in the hidden city for about 16 years
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Golden Bear: Well, fancy seeing a new face to the idiot squad.
Sakura: Hey, they aren’t idiots.
Alex: What are you doing here, Golden Bear?
Golden Bear: What, a guy can’t walk through the streets under the lovely moonlight?
Ren: With a bag full of extremely dangerous chemicals? You only do this when the others got something big.
Casey Jr: Tell us what’s going on or… or we’ll have to do this the hard way.
Golden Bear: Ha! Like you lot could do anything the hard way. I ain’t saying anything.
Ren: We can stay here all night.
Golden Bear: Don’t you lot have a bedtime?
Sakura: Sir, please just tell us what’s going on-
Golden Bear: Or else what? Gonna invite me to a tea party to talk me to death?
Sakura:
(The guys get ready to fight)
Ren: You did not just-
(Sakura puts a hand out. The guys are a bit confused and caught off guard. They look at her as she walks up to Golden Bear. She puts a hand on his shoulder.)
Sakura: You wanna have a tea party? Alright then. I have two tickets. Each one is an invitation to a different party.
Sakura: The first tea party is, I’ll admit, a quiet one. All that happens is us talking and you telling us what’s going on. No fights at all. You give us everything you know, and you can leave afterward. No fuss.
Sakura: The *second* tea party is more… aggressive. We all punch, kick, and bite. Sounds eventful, huh? But here is where it gets better. I have the VIP ticket just for you. And VIPs get all the beat down until you spit out what’s going on. Sure, you can try to fight back. But I don’t think it will help.
Golden Bear: Come on, you aren’t serious-
(Sakura punches down a nearby wooden object with one hand. It breaks into pieces. Everyone stares in shock.)
Sakura: That is a little sneak peek of the second tea party.
Sakura: Now.
Sakura: Which tea party would you like to go to? Because I can get you an invitation to either one, whichever you prefer.
Golden: Alright, alright! I’ll talk!
Sakura: Good. That’s what I wanted to hear.
Sakura: Ren, set up a recording. I don’t want to leave anything out in case he tries to get out of this.
Ren: Yes ma’am.
(After interrogation)
Sakura: Wow, that was easier then I thought. Right, guys?
Casey Jr:
Ren:
Alex:
Sakura: … Guys?
Alex: Where the fck did that come from?
Sakura: Where did what come from?
Alex: That- That- You just fckin- oh my god.
Sakura: Did I do something wrong?
Ren: No! You didn’t do anything wrong.
Casey Jr: We’re just surprised by… what you did. The interrogation.
Sakura: Oh… Did I do okay?
Alex: You did amazing, scared the sht out of Goldie, but where did that come from???
Sakura: Oh! Well, uh, it’s a thing or two I learned while in the hidden city.
Ren: You learned how to interrogate someone like that in the hidden city?
Sakura: One, I did grow up mostly around mob bosses and criminals. Two, it was a speech kind of thing that I had to learn since I unlocked my mystic powers. Of course, interrogation wasn’t gonna be really useful, but Talon wanted to teach me.
Ren: Talon, the big falcon guy?
Sakura: Yeah. He told me that even if I won’t use it much, it’ll be useful to know knowing where I was living.
Casey Jr: What did he teach you?
Sakura: Well, one tip he gave me was: if the person you’re interrogating insults you, see if you can turn the insult into a threat. Another was if they don’t take you seriously, show them you’re serious.
Alex: Oh my god.
Ren: Please teach us how to do this.
Sakura: Wait, really?
Casey Jr: It would definitely be good to know when we have to do this again.
Sakura: :D
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt au#next gen#Sakura#Alex#Ren#Casey Jr#rottmnt next gen#rise of the tmnt au
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It baffles me how namjoon is still considered the intellectual and deep thinker of the group when he hasn't shown any evidence of that in... idk... ever? Is it because he visits museums and has a deep voice? Army's still with that you erode my edges and turn ㅁ into ㅇ etc for god's sake let that corny ass sht go. I'm sorry for the rant, it was prompted by his photobook. I can't believe how an artist can be given creative freedom and come up with something so bland and uninspired and the worst part is that he obviously gets praised for that 😭
You forgot reading books. It's number one on the to-do-list for intellectuals. But I'm not going to go on a rant here and contribute much to this because I've made my point a few times and my opinion remains the same.
What I would like to talk about is precisely why the fandom is stuck and actively contributes to an image that not only doesn't fully encompass what the person is showing to his fans, but sometimes it's no longer available or an exaggeration. This happens not only with RM, but all of them, to different degrees.
As we all pretty much now, misconceptions and stereotypes come from putting people into boxes. It's easier to make sense of how they present themselves. In K-Pop and BTS specifically, those boxes were already created at first by the label. For example, Jimin was the cute but charismatic one. Then on top of that, fans slowly started to not only add the flirty label to him, but make it his entire personality. In consequence, content was created based on that label. And in time, it stuck so much, that it was and probably still is one of the first things new fans find out about Jimin. Not because they draw that conclusion on their own, but because youtube compilations say so. And then twitter and so on. Does it have much to do with the way he presents himself and acts with the other members, by being some massive flirt to this day? No. At least based on my own observation and by watching a chronological evolution based on original content. I'd say this is a clear stereotyping done by the fandom which has a negative connotation underneath, although flirting in itself is not something bad at all. In Jimin's case, fans translate that as something else and we know what.
On a somehow opposite spectrum, we have the term "namjooning" which I bet cottage and nature core fans who probably spent a lot of time on tumblr, either participated in coining it or spread it until it became mainstream. I'm sure a lot more factors were involved, I don't really know the origin of it, but now it has transformed into this thing that everyone knows and talks about. And has also become the main personality of RM that is perceived by Army. I would actually go as far as to say that the fans have actively engaged in creating a fantasy of a man, removing and ignoring everything else that doesn't fit into the "namjooning" aesthetic. Because it is an aesthetic and its main visual source is offered by RM himself and how he talks about reading books whenever he's asked what he'll do in his free time. It's not entirely fake, don't get me wrong. I can clearly see he likes doing that and going to museums and talking about art, but all these elements are heightened by the fans in order to create an ideal version of a man that has a non-threatening masculinity, it borderlines on fantasy. And there is also this misconception that an intellectual man who reads books and likes to bike must be a good man. There is no equal sign or direct correlation between those. Anyone who has or met people like that in their lives knows what I'm talking about. I'm also not saying this is definitely the case of RM. Perhaps he truly is a great guy in public and in private as well, but those who created this image of him are clearly making the connection between intellectualism, personality, good morals and values. That's a fantasy.
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as someone who's seen both the x files and read the inkheart series do you also see a similarity between mulder and mo??? both of them have someone disappear in their lives and seem to perpetually victimize themselves because of it. also hot headed and kind of rash and self righteous. just realized this myself
congrats on sending my absolute favorite ask i've ever received omg
i 500% see exactly what you mean--i've been thinking about this the past few days and there are so many examples i think of mo's mulder-esque rashness but when basta says he's going to start maiming meggie in inkheart to make mo read and mo doesn't even change his expression or say anything and just pitches the mug of boiling water at basta's head has GOT to be something mulder actually did in the show. has to be.
idk if you're familiar with the absolute funniest txf post on the entire internet ("ever heard of the knife alien") but the energy coming off of that is the exactly how it feels when mo tries to explain how the reading thing works.
person: "there's no way that person over there is a book character you brought to life. that's just ridiculous"
mortimer: "ever heard of fucking magic"
and resa as samantha?? i could spend Y E A R S thinking on what that says about her since we never find out what happened for sure to samantha and honestly get to decide which of the possible options we like best.. which is so in-theme with inkheart in general i want to weep. samantha's story is always told FOR her and she never got the chance to have any agency in it which. whew. is so exactly what resa was furious about in inkdeath (how the inkworld is a world for men but she will not stand by and let them tell her story for her yk!!). even before we find out in inkheart that resa is alive and well (well. not really) there's so much speculation about where she could be, why she would have left (from the people who don't know she got sucked into the book), what she's like now that i refuse to believe cornelia didn't watch the sht out of txf and internalize it even by accident. ain't no way.
detour over--mo and mulder both just. THRIVE on being the designated Sad Boy in the room. mulder does because he's an attention whore but i think it's the only way mo feels validated in a grief he can never fully explain to people for fear of looking like he believes bigfoot came from the fucking moon. he certainly doesn't have peers he confides in even in a casual, non-magic-related capacity (all of the folcharts being such crippling loners is kind of funny; someone remind me to come back to that one day) so he needs everyone he comes into contact with to acknowledge his pain without letting them actually know him. so he--for lack of a better term--acts out and gets himself into the dumbest possible situations. always tells stories like he's the only one affected by whatever happened (unless the other possible victims are resa or meggie ofc) (and this isn't rabid dustfinger-stan!kenna talking, i'm thinking about the lack of empathy for fenoglio's grandchildren being traumatized, the dismissive "wow that sucks" when strolling players were killed because of him (although maybe we can argue he just didn't feel like meggie needed to hear that idk)).
all that's up until inkdeath which is so obviously and magnificently his book. his rise above victimhood to become the avenging angel fenoglio thought he was casting as cosimo is so gorgeously written i feel like i should send cornelia $50 for rereading privileges. and that's where he and mulder finally diverge i think--and it's not quite fair to mulder because so much of his character was dependent on duchovny but mans really just took tf off on his gf and their tiny baby, had no contact with her, took no responsibility, lowkey becoming scully's samantha for a while lmao.
#my apologies for how long this took to answer and for the other asks i still need to respond to#been a rough few weeks physically and mentally but i'm back bitches#unfortunately i'm back at 2 fucking am and will be having a bad day tomorrow because of it lmao#inkheart#mo folchart#says kenna#when this ask came through i was at work and had to go outside and take a deep breath that's how good an observation this is#also it feels so good to actually write on my computer#bullshitting in my tags on my phone is so fun but now i'm mad at all the good stuff i've said the past few weeks#that i left to rot in my tags#because i didn't want to turn my computer on
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i met this two boys and they play mobile legends they are playing guess the hero but the voice line is what they would guess the hero like "*giggles* im born with talent" and of course it's guineverr
And out of nowhere me being a girl playing mobile legends is not always they would encounter because all the girls would just to makeup and lipstick
Barbie doll that is sometimes naked that will show up out of nowhere in our teachers desk and here are my ex best friend im going to just make up a name that is close to them
1.john
2.mike
Soo yeah while they were playing guess the voice line one line got me turn head
"I could not see anything...but darkness.."
NO ONE KNEW but me..i said
Me:It's chou
The two boys be shook
They did another one I
"Charge! Knights of night"
Me:alucard on obsidian blade skin
Thats the first part of being friends with them we grew to play with each other in mlbb until i got to go to province
They were sad that they could not see me again but boy after 6years HEHEHEHE i chat them both in messenger like this
Hey you might not remember me but i miss you and john
OMG IS THAT YOU CHELSEA
The one and only bish
I miss you and me and mike are no longer seeing because of his gf broke up again
Oh..what happened to his gf??
I honestly don't know they would broke up and go in a relationship again
Ohhhh anyways im going to make anothe gc of us
Please don't tell me the title is "idk" again
...i can't promise you that :)
And over the month we catch up together again and the day i confess to mike 10/31/2018 (btw my birthday is October 31st i sometimes hate it cause my birthday cake is Halloween themed)
Hey mike i got to tell you something (this is on the gc cause i was too lazy to private message him)
6years ago before i got to province i didn't have time to tell you that
I love you
...
Why didn't you just tell me sooner?
It's just that you have a gf in that time
I'm sorry but...i am gay
Wait wut?
Yeah my ex gf just confess to me before i met you i just don't want to break her heart when she confess i don't really know why I accepted her confess pbut i did but don't worry we can still be friends im your bestie now
Ok i just wanted to get this out of my chest anyways
Wait really?
Yeah im fine i don't feel my heart breaking i still feel fine but thanks for listening to me
Wow that was a nice drama Chelsea your like numb.?
And john i also have a crush on you i basically can't Decide who i want to confess 💀
Oh sht but girl im also gay
Oh dam well then we will be besties then
And funny thing is one time there's a new kid i Know him because he. was my old friend mike was jealous of my old friend cause i kept on talking to him and i would mention him all the time i heard him mumble something " i wish i was...the one you're mentioning rn" boy didn't know i can hear him soo yeah i got bestie zone i don't know why but if my mom would get Angry with me and say some insult i won't get hurt im basically numb and also because i got a big scar on my abdomen and knee cause of accidents i didn't cry i was like..ready to die
I'm sorry I have troubles reading most of this as I'm colorblind and can't see most of the writing
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I'll probably anon this. Do you know Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie by Brian Hyland? that's my first favorite song. I was 3-4 years old back then, in our house in Pampanga, I remember my father holding his camera and i was dancing like a pabibo kid lol. It was my jam apart from Take on Me and I Won't Last A Day.. by Carpenters. I'm not even sure if people remember their fav songs at that age.. do you? it's like a core memoryy
re: your blog
I used to think the same way! That those kids were Taylor and Ed Sheeran. I think we all did at some point. It's funny they really look like them. Everything Has Changed was my 4th grade best friend's favorite song. I remember blasting and singing that song in school (when our teacher's not around). Crazier by Taylor was our jam too. Fun times. haha. What's MTV Top 10? i only remember watching cartoon sht on tv hahaa
When I saw those song titles for me, it was kind of familiar, and when I listened to them, it was insanely nostalgic because I used to hear those songs on our radio back in the day because my Lola and my father always had a radio, and they always tuned to stations that played classic old songs. That's why wherever I go, I always hear music. I remember hearing Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie and Take On Me when I woke up in the morning. In the afternoon, my parents always force me to sleep while the radio is turned on, and I always hear I Won't Last A Day Without You by the Carpenters, along with the End of the World by Skeeter Davis, Unchained Melody, and a song with lyrics starting with "Oh Carol, I'm not a fool." Those songs are like my lullabies when I was a kid. I'm sorry I talk a lot. It happens when something triggers me, such as hearing a song from a long time ago or seeing a place or things that I once played or went to when I was young. In this case, those songs trigger this stupid little brain of mine. That's why a lot of memories come up. plus it was always good to dance even if you didn't look great just dance dance dance haha
It's great to hear you and your best friend are having fun with those Taylor Swift tunes back in the days. If I was your classmate too, I would probably sing my lungs out hahah. It was a gold memory with your best friend for sure; I envy you in that aspect because I used to have a strict teacher who loved to ear-twitch everyone who was too loud, which is why we can't do some parties hahah. And also, the MTV Top 10 on channel 23 was a compilation of the day's music video hits. They show 10 music videos every day, similar to MYX's top ten. The difference is that MTV focuses on western artists, which is why a lot of music videos are from the US. Anyway, thanks a lot for the songs; they were nostalgically magical.
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Okay but real talk…
Im actually so impressed and actually glad that Erik’s makes such realistic characters. I say “realistic” on a very uhhhh broader spectrum.
As much as I hate what cutie did, I get where they’re coming from, I get the people like this exist/ become this way cause of trauma and sht that might have happened to them in the past and general. I mean my ass also has trust issues not up to this point but I understand how others may take it to that level. I mean fuck. You really don’t know whatever people maybe thinking and if you had a fancy tool to keep yourself out of harm, you’d use it especially if you’ve suffered in the past for not using it. It’s not right (I’m not excusing cutie for sht what they did was wrong) but it’s what feels safe.
It’s interesting cause like when geordi brought up what happened in the hbs vid, that shifted a lot of…perspective? Like I went into this video till that point fully sure cutie was in the wrong, but I never thought about it that way for that hbs video. To me the “oh I checked others peoples head and they don’t care” did seem like just *shrugs* “I can do it so I did”
Honestly goes to show that sht goes deeper than what you may first think.
This is just a long ass winded way of saying Erik best writer.
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So I’m trying to write something and thus thinking of palisman, going to dump some speculation and thoughts I had related to them (may contradict established lore if I didn’t remember specific details)
I think it’d be very neat if there was a witch out there who carved one to resemble a giraffe, specifically to intimidate others/maybe as some kind of symbol of power. Now idk if doing so would also result in the palisman being hostile towards its owner since giraffe hate witches but still cool to think about.
And if one were to carve their palisman to resemble a witch or a more humanoid figure, would it then be able to talk? Would that even be plausible? What about in the shape of a usually inanimate object (imagine one having a rock shaped palisman and then just having it look like a rock is constantly floating around them)
I wonder where the heck is Owlbert, I don’t recall seeing him in S3E2. I think I’d be cute if he’s just been hiding in Eda’s hair this whole time but I’m worried he got broken, lost, or taken by the collector or something
So we know Palismen can die (rip Flapjack and whoever else got consumed by Belos) but assuming they don’t get killed by an outside force, do they just live on forever? Or their magic (magic in the wood) run out eventually aka die of “old age”? Would be pretty depressing just seeing your owners die time after time again, getting attached to one and moving onto the next.
Online we’ve definitely seen dangerous or stupid trends done by teens and kids, sometimes resulting in a permanent affect. Specifically I’m thinking of people who spontaneously put tatoos on themselves just because, and tatoos in general. Now the boiling ilses has social media…so imagine people making palisman based on trends. Trendy palisman. Designs getting stolen off penstagram. Artist making palisman designs for inspiration and such. I know this wasn’t ever shown in the show but I do love how it shows parallels between the demon and human world (and by that extent our world). And this is one way I could see social media affecting palisman making/creating.
When a palisman is turned into a staff for use, where the HECK does that extra wood come from?? When Luz carved hers she did not carve it with the stick bit on so that confirms they don’t need to have more wood to begin with. Yeah yeah I know ✨magic✨ and all that jazz but how I want to know how it works! Is it magic energy coming around to form the staff, the inside of the existing palisman somehow pouring out to form the staff?
On that vein what happens if someone carves a palisman already on a staff? Is it considered the entire palisman and thus a staff appears next to the staff making it two times as long or would the palisman consider the carved staff portion as a staff?
Since palismen are made of wood- could you still get splinters from them? If Amity were to pet her cat palisman for example, would she have to be careful not to get a sht ton of splinters on her? Or when the palisman are off the staff do they become said animals (not walking wood, ex. again of Ghost, Amity would feel fur when petting her palisman)
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HEY BESTIE I HOPE YOUR HAVING AN AMAZING DAY
CAN I GET SOME GENERAL HEADCANONS WITH SUNG JIN-WOO WITH A FEMALE S/O
FEEL FREE TO IGNORE BUT REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
>:)
general relationship headcanons of sung jin-woo with his beloved s/o
- warnings: none! just a tad bit of nsfw implications
- audience: I made this gender neutral, i do hope that’s okay!!
- a/n: hello >:) anonnn (may i call u that? lmao-) here’s your request love!! thank you for your kind words <33 stay heathy, stay hydrated, and always rest up okay? hope you have an amazing day ahead too!!
also idk who jacob is-
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: pre-awakened jin-woo (before entering the carthenon temple)
> he was always cautious, he didn't want [you] to hear the whispers going around about how you could've chosen someone better, about how you could've loved someone that was not him. thus, he was very shy and timid, always on edge when he feels the piercing stares from his batchmates -most especially when you try to initiate physical contact with him in your school or in public, you'd see him uncomfortable and so you'd immediately stop (because you respect him, ily). behind closed doors though he would always go above and beyond in pleasing you and making you feel loved, although he always doubts himself so you always make sure to give him praises and assure him that he is the one you love (not that jerk jacob from the class next door).
> he always wears spare hair ties or hair pins around his wrists in case you forget or lose yours. in fact when its weekends -and when he's not out infiltrating dungeons and positively offering his life on a silver platter- he always tries to study new hairdos and hairstyles so he can have more variations and choices when he ties or pins your hair for you. he'd always kiss the top of your head after and you'd feel his smile as he nuzzles your hair, smelling your shampoo. since his hair is also long, you'd also return the favor and tie his hair for him. his favorite would have to be the classic apple look with a pointy lock of hair erect in the middle -he really looks like a shih tzu, adorable-
> he.blushes.so.easily !!! he is very weak to praises and your lil kisses that pepper his face. you can see him glow and you even see his smile evidently becoming wider despite him shying away from you, looking downwards to avoid your loving gaze.
> he may be sht but he is also very playful towards you, teasing you and throwing pillows at you when you’re in his room, what a baby.
> often during dates he'd always need to leave early because he really needs to earn money and g to the dungeons. although you try to offer him some of your savings or your help during the dungeon raids, he'd always reject your offer, thinking of how it may burden you or the dungeon raids may possibly hurt you. you don't listen to him though, you give some of your savings to his sister when you cross paths in your school, and you'd always register after him in raids or call up someone you know to have you join in.
"(name) why are you here?!"
"angel face, i can handle myself just fine. it's my choice to help you and whether you like it or not, i've also been called for this raid. come love, we're going in."
> you'd always take his blue hoodie and wear it. he gets so shy when you smell it.
he gets frantic when you take his hoodie and start sniffing it, exclaiming; "stop! i smell weird."
you raise an eyebrow at him, "woo, you smell fine. i like it."
he tries to stutter a remark but was silenced by your smile.
> you always try to visit his mother with him and his sister, jinah. you always talk to their mother out loud and you'd see jinah smile gently at you and jin-woo trying to stop sniffles from escaping his lips by biting them and covering his face with his hoodie.
jinah: u simp
jin-woo: shut it
> he loved cuddles! but he really likes kissing your cheeks. he loves how soft they are and he loves feeling your cheeks move when you smile or laugh at his cute antics.
> he loves you so so dear
: post-awakened jin-woo (after the events of the carthenon temple)
> oh, dear it's the monarch-
> you weren't with him when he raided the "d-rank" dungeon that then turned out to be,, well pretty much a bloodbath, so you were very worried when you heard word of the news. you and jinah basically ran to the hospital and when you caught sight of him you almost fell down from relief and pure shock in seeing the state he's in. well, not long after though suddenly he's all buff and you were really trying to make sense of what's happening.
you: hello there good sir, what in the name of fck are you doing in my boyfriend’s room all sweaty and half-naked😀
jin-woo: (name) it’s me
you: haha yes, sir ‘it’s me’ that’s a pretty weird name but i don't judge, anyways my baby boy is not here uhm haha please get out of my boyfriend’s room
jin-woo: (name) it’s really me!
you: no sir, my woo radiates baby energy, you on the other hand radiates big dilf energy, haha i do not like what i am sensing so please for the life of me leave-
(jinah had to convince you that it is indeed jin-woo, you had her stop you from trying to hold his tiddies)
> you were very happy in seeing how confident he’s become, and you were even more proud with how he still says so humble despite his new accomplishments and title.
> it was obvious that he has become distant with others and have set a boundary between him and other hunters, you accept that part of him though since you know just how much he has gone through. he may act aloof towards others but he’s still very playful and comfortable with you.
> you have also noticed another thing though, he has become a bit possessive or much protective over you and jinah. he’d always have you bring a shadow with you to guard you when he can’t be with you. also, when someone stares at you for far too long, he’d step in and go, “hey there pal” and oh gosh was that enough to get the guy running (pretty damn hot)
> you still visit his mom with him, he doesn’t cry now though.
> when he trains, you’d insist on lying down below him when he does push-ups. you’d kiss him every time he swoops down and you’d hear him laugh which then makes you giggle as you hold his cheeks between your hands
> jinah is sick of the two you, always screaming about how on earth did her brother get an s/o before her, the audacity!
> his shadows adore you, of they’d always try to impress you or get head pats when you tell jin-woo to summon them for you. you live them to bits and always thanks them for a job well done in helping jin-woo with his raids. on the first time you accompanied him for a raid -you had to bribe him with more cuddles- and you were shocked with how his sweet adorable shadows turned a full 180, becoming ruthless towards the enemies. quite a show you’d say. after though, they’re back to flocking over you, even dismissing jin-woo lmao
jin-woo, watching you give each shadows head pats: i hate it here
you: get in line then
> it may be due to his newly acquired talents and his current mental and physical prowess but he has become more perceptive towards you. he can always read you and know just what your mood is and he always tries to make you feel better by giving his whole attention to you.
> of but of course, since dear jin-woo has become quite the looker, you also notice how girls flock over to him. and especially miss hae-in (she’s very sweet yes, but hey that’s your man so like—). the moment you discovered that she left her guild to join jin-woo’s, and then confessed (well basically she did) to your man, well you were upset but really who could blame her? instead of taking your frustrations out on her and your boyfriend, you decided to just talk it out with jin-woo and ask him about how it went. the two of you cleared it out and you got kisses and maybe even more after that ;))
> you and jin-ho are menaces to society when you are together, he hates how endearing and annoying you two can be. i mean, does he really hate it? nope, he absolutely loves seeing you two interact, although his head always throbs when you two start screaming to britney, gaga, and doja.
> a tease, he has become the master of being a tease, you hate it and love it at the same time. he’d trail kisses down your neck to your thighs and leave some marks then he’d suddenly walk away while asking you what take-out you want. rude, that’s what he is. ofc he always finished what he starts tho oop-
> he always randomly bites you now, you don’t know why but it’s really cute when he starts nibbling so you let him be.
> so extra when he tells you that he loves you. he professes it in such weird but adorable ways. one time he had printed out ‘i love you so much’ on a big-ass tarpaulin and had his shadows hold it for him while he’s kneeling down smoldering at you. you hate him so much (you don’t-). or that one time he bought a bouquet basket and had a ring tied to one of the flowers, you had to take the bouquet apart since the damn ring fell to the very bottom.
> sometimes when he gets back to the agency after his dungeon raids you and jin-ho would see him all grumpy and you immediately know that either he wasn’t able to make the enemy his soldier or his coat got ruined.
jin-woo: *sad noises*
jin-ho: that’s okay, you can kill and slaughter the others and take their souls next time
you: jin-ho couldn’t you have worded that better-
over-all, he’s the bestest boyfriend, such a sweet and handsome pretty boy much strong and reliable we love him<333
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- a/n: i can add more to this if you’d like!! just hit me up again lmao it’s too long now so-
#sung jin woo x reader#sung jin woo#solo leveling#solo leveling x reader#manhwa#jin woo#jinwoo#sung jinwoo#winamikobabbles#sung jinwoo x reader
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