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temeyes · 6 months

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Idiot sandwich soap please 🙏

an idiot sandwich indeed <3

#soap just can't roll with a joke #BUT IS HE WRONG THO #answered asks #reactornumber04 #my art #2023 #call of duty #ghost #soap #ghostsoap

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chrollohearttags · 7 months

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sassy ass ej the don being the most serious dragging y/n around to the renaissance show in his all chrome fit posing for the cameras 😭 don’t let beyoncé acknowledge him cus it’s over

SCREAMING!! Cause honey, best believe he was there, eating the girls up. Told (y/n) she better come correct or she can’t ride with him. 😭😭 Giving TinMan realness with a fur coat, shades and HELLA ice on, (you know he an Aries chile LMAO) Mind you, he had a concert himself that night but as soon as he heard The Queen was in town, he suddenly came down with a touch of bronchitis 🌚 baby is front row, knows every word and don’t let ‘em fuck up the Mute challenge cause now the whole row gotta catch hell. Like y’all don’t get it, he despises half the industry and never shows up to anything. So imagine everybody’s shock when he’s literally fanboying and falling all over himself for her. Like he’s soooo happy to be there. Him and (y/n) singing every word together, just having a time. One of his favorite songs is Love on Top and she sees him in the crowd just belting the lyrics to his girl so she shouts y’all out on the mic like ‘y’all look so good.” And mannnnn, can’t nobody tell him SHIT! He done came back and bragged to all of his boys, using it as leverage. Let Jean say some slick shit to him and it’s forever ‘well Beyoncé said I’m cute. What you got, Jean? Besides a foot for a face.” 😭 insufferable as hell. For days after, he carries one of those hand fans around and just opens it up right in front of you. Insufferable as hell. Bey has no idea the monster she’s created.

#cherry’s asks 🍒#nonnies 🌹🍒#he gon be like rolling ray #‘she call she check up on me from time to time.’#aot x black reader #eren x black fem!reader #musician x influencer au #aot au #him being a Beyoncé fan is like my fav thing now #we know he love all the lady artists #eren imagines #eren jaeger #eren jaeger headcanons #eren jaeger imagine #black fem reader

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razberrypuck · 4 months

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fucked up that dropping gillion off for his training was done as unceremoniously as it was btw. it wasn't some grand goodbye, they didn't do anything special that day for their little boy -- it was just gillion and his father. his sister, his mother, his grandfather, they weren't there. it was just gillion, his father, and a quiet, possibly several day long trip to the capital. it was just gillion and his father at the steps of the palace, just his father that saw the big smile on his face, heard the little boy's promises of telling them everything when he got home. no one had even bothered explaining what was going on to him. he had to figure it out on his own, when papa never came back.

#obviously gill has /loads/ of mommy AND daddy issues #but i think the simple fact that it was reed and reed alone that brought him to the palace #is why his daddy issues are SO prevalent #like hes called SO many people “papa” (as opposed to “mom”; which hes only /really/ used for aster and lunadeyus)#and its just. auauaaggdhghg #he doesnt necessarily think about falyn and reed as his own parents anymore; he asks edyn about their wellbeing like she isnt his sister #(referring to them as “The parents” rather than “Our parents”)#but hes so desperate for that parental connection. he always has been.#and it makes me. emotional.#i want to meet his parents. i want HIM to meet his parents.#i want him to have the opportunity to build a relationship with them #or to find some kind of closure; at the very least.#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi show #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #jrwi gillion

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primalrageanddumbassery · 7 months

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God this is stupid

I had this idea yesterday morning, got real sick, and then had time to doodle. Howdy, gay people, I’m back in my NATM kick. I’m a little mad that the first time I drew Jedtavious was for a dumb joke like this, but here I am.

Likes and reblogs are appreciated, but DO NOT repost my art. If you’d like to use my art for a pfp, DM me and we can work that out 💚

Drink water, beautiful. Ily <3

(Individual images under the cut)

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bunnieswithknives · 1 year

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“David, what the FUCK.“

part 2

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #two of us AU #two of us!david #two of us!red #two of us!duck #this is my first real attempt at a comic so sorry if its terrible lol #i wanted to post this earlier but I had school #this might get a second part #People asking about duck well here he is #the first puppet David made! hes uhhh not very well constructed #he fills the 'father' roll that Roy played in the original #he mostly just sits around like a lump but will occasionally ramble incoherently about old people stuff #Roy calls Duck his granddad and Lesley is like 'wtf u are not related to that'#fun fact: he is the only puppet capable of swearing because David hadn't figured out how to turn that off yet #they get an entire episode dedicated to Duck teaching them swear words while David desperately tries and fails to stop him

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tabithatwo · 11 months

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do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l #I WISH this was shitposting #I’m so serious tho lmao like #I think shauna would think about this #I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right #but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie #she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover #jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells #through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time #jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little #shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him)#she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around #this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!!#much like yellowjackets showtime!!!#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackie x shauna #taissa turner #shauna x jackie

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cypric-rat-hyperfixation · 8 months

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I too got to pet and hold one of my friend's baby pet rats :)

HOLY FUCK THAT IS A BABIE

#INFANTILE #i noticed how absolutely YOUTHFUL that thing is before i even read the part about it being a baby rat #rats #fancy rat #ratblr #kittens #<- baby rats are called this leave me alone cat people jfc #dammit i keep forgetting to make and use an ask tag #and the new shorter ask tag because this site is the sticky gunk on the underbelly of a dumpster isssss *drum roll please*#ratsk tag #because that's the best i can do for ya at 10:40am on thursday septempter 14th of 2023

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eliduck · 3 months

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Very important question: If any character of Hollow Knight could be made into merch, who would you choose as what?

I want a Nosk ceiling lamp to scare me shitless every night i turn it on.

Now that you've mentioned the nosk ceiling lamp, I think a regular little lamp of them sounds cool too for company (I can't decide whether the nosk would have a lamp head or just this) (both perhaps)

This one too HHSHSHAHA (love a nosk jumpscare game)

and lastly, a screaming Soul Master Clock and a magnet-gathering Swarm wallet (yes, the charm isn't a character, but I'd like to sneak it in)

#hk #ask eliduck #genuinely i would just nod at everything that involves a nosk #come on guys; nosk merch rules #the bulldog toy i think its called bad dog game? beware of the dog game? unsure what its called but google would show that result #time to roll and nap

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licorishh · 8 days

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i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

#artists on tumblr #call of duty #modern warfare #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #09 modern warfare #i am a soap and ghost girlie first and a human second. wahoo.#no thoughts only kevin mckidd's performance in cliffhanger uggghhh. “took the scenic route eh?" shut your MOUTH you beautiful man #“break's over roach. let's go.” what if i suffered cardiac arrest and died right now #you have the GALL to save me while i'm slipping off the iceberg. you have the GALL to grab my hand and throw me to the top so i won't fall #how dare you actually?? do you know what that did to me at age thirteen?? i bout flipped my lid and my dad looked at me like i was crazy #i need me a rugged scotsman and i need one now. i am no longer asking #sorry for exposing myself like this but you would understand if you played the dadgum game #lea shut up about fictional people challenge go #i hope i did him justice :(#i know he doesn't have the face paint for more than like two missions in mw2 but it's so iconic i can't leave it out #the oil rig + gulag getup remains one of his best i don't make the rules #that and the sierra leone one with the sleeves rolled up. real ones know #next time he will be awarded a shirt ^^)b need more anatomy practice for now though

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jamietwat · 4 months

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Yeah, Jamie taking Roy to the windmill was romantic and all. But do you know what else is romantic? Them getting up before dawn and watching the sunrise together every day

#And I could so see Jamie calling him on it out of nowhere one morning #Like you know if you wanted to watch the sunrise with me every morning you could have just asked #And Roy would ignore him and roll his eyes but get that amused little smile the moment Jamie wasn’t looking because he was distracted by #his training anyway #They’re up and outside before dawn and training out there well into the morning so it must be happening #This both is and isn’t related to my last post #RoyJamie #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Mine

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habken · 3 days

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lup! bakugou means... taako!prototype-bakugou?

anyway that idea is amazing, and also Izuku going "oh that's my husband's umbrella" upon returning to lich form, impeccable

okay so my silly idea was if bakugou’s lup then aoyama is taako lol

Taz spoilers: just think about deku pleading to be killed so he doesn’t forget bakugou like,,,,,,

#ask #I have a second taz au that’s not a who’s who but one where aoyama is from the fantasy realm #and dimension travels to bnha verse and gets stuck and so he just decides to roll with it #I call it the aoyama zone #man I miss my old aus from back before I started posting art they were all insane #one day I’ll share with you guys my bkdk fusion au

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messier51 · 3 months

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In reference to your tags on the food that makes life worth living post - what are chicken squares???

They're kind of like chicken salad sandwiches but wrapped up and baked in crescent roll dough.

They are very delicious.

[image description: four baked chicken squares still on the pan. they aren't very square but the crescent roll dough is nicely browned and they're covered in browned stuffing bits]

At the risk of sounding like a food blogger, these are the food that I'd ask for when given a choice for my birthday. These are kind of an ultimate comfort food nostalgia thing for me. I use an altered version of my grandma's recipe (I measure with my heart, I am so sorry gramma but it turns out just fine this way, and no extra mushrooms) which is below vvvv. There IS a recipe online, on the Official Pillsbury Website (https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/savory-crescent-chicken-squares/) from one of their contests. The name on the recipe is not my grandma, but the location is not far from where she lived. My grandma's recipe is better (obviously) but they're very similar and the version at the link is half the size if you want to try it but don't want to do math or something.

Part of the reason for making the full 8-sandwich version from my grandma's recipe is that it uses a full modern 8oz package of cream cheese (instead of the 3oz version that used to be common I guess?), and then you do not put the other half back in your fridge and forget about it until it gets moldy. If that's too much food, the chicken squares freeze really well! Just bake them for slightly shorter (I do it about 20 minutes) and then stick them in a freezer bag in the freezer until you want to eat them. They just need to be re-baked!

Chicken Squares Recipe (from aj's grandma)

Filling:

1 8oz package of softened cream cheese

1/2 stick butter (that's 1/4 cup) (recipe says "or margarine" lol) melted (you use the other half of it below)

4 cups cooked cubed chicken (this can be approximate. One rotisserie chicken or so. Leftover turkey works great! Canned chicken would probably be good too. My sister does hers with mushrooms for vegetarian reasons but I have no clue how to do that. You can adjust this though! It's super forgiving.)

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp pepper

4 Tbsp milk (that's 1/4 cup)

4 Tbsp lemon juice

3 Tbsp chopped chives or onion. (Or like, as much as you want. If you like onion, more onion is really good in this. I have used half a large onion, a whole bundle of green onions, whatever looks good. 3 Tbsp is not enough imo, but if you're not into onions, then maybe ignore me)

2 8oz cans of refrigerated crescent rolls.

Sauce:

1 can chicken broth

2 cans cream of mushroom and/or cream of chicken soup

1 pint cream, half and half, or milk

sauteed fresh or canned mushrooms

Topping:

Pepperidge Farm Herb Seasoned Dressing (not the cubed kind) (you can use whatever breadcrumbs you have but the seasonings are really good! Sage, thyme, rosemary, poultry seasonings, whatever.)

The other half of your stick of butter

Instructions:

Cream the cream cheese (a stand mixer is helpful for this) and beat in 1/2 stick of melted butter. Beat until smooth.

Add chicken, onion, salt, pepper, milk, lemon juice. (Order doesn't really matter.) Mix well.

Separate 1 package of crescent dough into 4 rectangles. Firmly press perforations to seal 2 triangles together. Pat out dough to make thinner and larger (make it sorta square if you cant). (See alternate options below*)

Place about 1/2 cup filling into the center of each dough rectangle. Pull the 4 corners to the center. Twist slightly and pinch together, and pinch the sides that came together to seal. (It's totally ok if they're not perfect. They filling isn't gonna go anywhere.)

[4 unbaked chicken squares on a cookie sheet with a silicone baking mat. Three of them are sealed and kind of lumpy, the fourth is still laying out as a square-ish shape of dough with a scoop of filling in the middle. It's got a lot of green onions in it.]

Repeat with your second roll of rolls.

Melt other 1/2 stick of butter in a shallow bowl or pie plate and fill a 2nd shallow bowl with the stuffing/dressing/herbed seasoned bread crumbs.

Set out a cookie pan (I like to line them with parchment paper but it's fine if you don't, they won't stick).

Carefully lift one sandwich packet. Dip both sides(!) in butter and then in the stuffing. Place on the cookie sheet. (Sometimes I wear gloves for this step, your fingers WILL get gooey. You want the bread crumbs sticking out all over, it'll be delicious.)

Repeat for the rest of them.

[four unbaked chicken squares coated in butter and stuffing bread crumbs on a cookie sheet, ready to go into the oven]

Bake at 350°F for 20-25 minutes (or at 375 for about half an hour if you live on top of a mountain like me). They should be golden brown when they're done (see photos at top and bottom of the post).

You can partially bake and freeze or refrigerate for later!

Prepare sauce:

(I'm going to be honest I don't bother. Sometimes I make a can of cream of mushroom soup in the microwave and pour it on top. It's good! But it's way too much for just a me, and it doesn't freeze as well.)

Sauté mushrooms in about 1/4 cup of butter (sorry that's another half stick of butter, that wasn't in the list above)

Heat chicken broth and cans of soup.

Mix in mushrooms

Simmer until thick and bubbly. Reduce heat and add cream right before use. DO NOT boil after adding cream.

To serve, ladle mushroom sauce over each chicken square on plate.

[a baked chicken square in a shallow bowl swimming in cream of mushroom soup]

*Alternatives to trying to make squares out of crescent dough:

Supposedly it works with dinner roll dough too but I don't remember ever doing that.

Buy the sheets of crescent dough, which makes it a little less likely to split along the diagonal where you tried to smoosh them together.

Make little roll ups! Spoon filling onto large side of the crescent roll triangle and roll up just like you would if you were making it without filling (this is also really good with jam or nutella js). You can still dip them in the butter and dressing, they turn out great! You get a bigger bread to filling ratio, so you might need more rolls for the same amount of filling. Bake time is a little shorter though, keep an eye on them. They're cute though!

[three chicken roll ups(?) on a plate]

[baked chicken squares and roll ups on parchment paper-covered cookie sheets sitting on the stove]

So, go forth and eat chicken squares. I've got some in my freezer that I made after thanksgiving with my leftover turkey, I'm going to eat some on Monday for my birthday meal, as is traditional.

#replying to asks #chicken squares #recipe #idk if i would call these specifically a midwestern food but they have that vibe to them #cream cheese is so delicious #the filling is safe to eat too so you're just baking the crescent roll dough and heating up the insides #i took pics one of the more recent times i made them bc every time i mention these people go 'what'#lmao #now i have a whole post i can just link to in the future #random personal stuff #sorta

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natjennie · 2 months

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I need everyone to watch this right now please

#something about dorky british women is sooo #to me.#like she's my ideal woman #and shes only 4 years older than me wait omg #hello molly rose please call me #the faux bravado of 'the other kids didnt like me so i left'#then her demonstration of her moves #the casual reveal of 'sniffing em and stuff'#then sully's high-pitched 'sniffing em and stuff??'#ive noticed in a couple videos sully seems to find molly rose really funny #i think that's sweet #her response when jon asks if she really sniffed other kids #'yea yea yea' 'did you?' 'no.' 'did you-' 'maybe 🤪'#the immediate 'i dont think it was in a dojo'#the callback to joking about her being 27 #i love you nrb #no rolls barred #molly rose treves my number is-

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antisocialxconstruct · 1 month

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#I know I joke about this every time I make a dramatic shift in focus on this blog #but I'm very touched that you've all just decided to roll with it as I become inexplicably transfixed with rubber face dolls #I was talking to my dad yesterday and he asked what I'd been doing lately #and I tried to show him the dogs and tell him about my plans for customizing them #and he just kinda laughed at me and said I was 'veering into crazy cat lady territory'#kinda.... bummed me out :( like why'd you ask if you were just gonna make fun of me #(he also called my idogs creepy...... why was he feeling so mean yesterday)

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a-tired-human-draws-junk · 21 days

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Some dumbass doodles I did while on call w some friends

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mitskijamie · 4 months

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I think we underestimate Jamie's charisma sometimes too, even when he was at peak prick mode. Like in S1 he is awful, yet he shows up and somehow gets both Isaac and Colin to follow along with him and try and impress him. Hes younger than both of them, hes not physically intimidating, and other than being great at football, he can't exactly hold that over their heads to gain anything from them (its not like it gives him power over the team) but he still gets these two other grown young men to tag along after him

Definitely!! Roy mentioned how much "influence" Jamie had over the team, so I'm sure it was more than just Isaac and Colin who looked up to him. I do think it was partly because he's so talented, but he definitely also just has a gravitational personality. He's extroverted and funny

I also think this is part of why Roy resents him. He's the captain and he's been playing football longer than Jamie's been alive and he's a legend and he's spent his whole life deliberately commanding respect via ruthlessness and yet he's stuck in this power struggle with this obnoxious disobedient disrespectful twenty-three-year old who people just naturally gravitate to because they like his ugly outfits and stupid one liners. It's like "who the fuck do you think you are" but more importantly it's like "do people really respect me less than they respect this horrible child. I mean nothing it all means nothing"

#ask #jamie tartt #Not that Jamie is a child but Roy calls him a child a couple times lmaooo #this is part of why i kind of rolled my eyes when everyone was going off on him after he came back #there were many people who were well within their rights to be mad at Jamie (ESPECIALLY Sam) but like #Colin acting all self-righteous about Jamie as if he wasn't the one who was tormenting Nate to make Jamie laugh pissed me off

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