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#Penis Envy
a-thread-of-green · 5 months
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Best Ways to Explain Your Transition
I accidentally walked in on the goddess Artemis bathing. It was this or get turned into a deer and devoured by my own hounds.
You know castration anxiety and penis envy? I've got, like, the opposite of both of those.
I seriously misinterpreted Valorie Solanas.
I took the red pill without researching what the Wachowskis actually meant by that.
I fell in love with a lesbian.
I asked a genie for the love of a woman (at least now I've got better self-esteem).
I got kicked out of Boy Scouts.
Method acting.
Draft dodging.
There are so many better cosplay options this way.
Soy addict.
What? No, I've always been like this. Are you feeling okay? Hold on, I'll call a doctor.
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aapdaddy · 2 months
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Why be a straight girl when you can be daddy’s faggot and have your own cock to play with?
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mycochaotix · 5 months
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Macro examination of this beautiful “penis envy” plate! on this plate is a living, unique fungal organism, a multicellular eukaryote that produces mushroom fruit bodies as end stage of its reproductive cycle :) this plate show cases mycelium, or a collection of hyphae from any given fungal spores germination or tissue cloning, that form the mycelium Your eyes see. This colony is a specifically named isolate from multi spore syringe, a Psilocybe Cubensis variety named ‘Penis Envy’ (thanks to its specific fruit morphologies that carry over to subsequent generations of that variety) and a trait of blobbing ‘Dino egg’ fruit bodies for first flush and expected fruit bodies second flush🍄🍄🍄🍄
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cleofem · 1 year
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I am tired of men worshipping their penises and expecting women to. While they insult and devalue women’s bodies and genitalia. Here is something different for a change. This is for every time I had to see a crudely drawn dick in public or hear the words ‘penis envy’.
pussy:
* beautiful pink and beautiful in general
* even with large labia, the whole thing is tucked in neatly between a woman’s legs
* labia looks like a flower with petals or pink ruffles
* soft mound of venus literally meant to be a cushion
* a clit that has literally 10,000x the nerve endings of the head of the penis, the clit is both internal and external, literally the only organ that exists solely for pleasure, looks like a pearl!
* self-cleaning AND self-lubricating
* soft and slick and silky and contracts and squeezes
* can stretch, but is naturally closed to 1in≤ less diameter outside of sex
* literally gives LIFE and multiple full-body orgasms 🥰
compared to
penis:
a floppy, veiny, bent, weird-colored shrinking wormy rotten sausage with a bulbous mushroom head covered in bumps, statistically more likely to have stds and unhygienic dick cheese, and wrinkly dangling saggy WEAK testicles that can be destroyed with the slightest bump or change in temperature that dip in shitty toilet water and most men don’t wash their hands, used as a crude weapon against women and children for millennia 🤢
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mycolancer · 3 months
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A visual scale of what 1g mushrooms might look like. Spoiler Alert: use a scale always. Potency can vary even between 1g of the same variety, or between 1g dosages of different varieties. This is why I recommend folks to grind up their mushrooms and take in a capsule, tea, or edible form. This will help make dosing more accurate. Trying a new variety? Start lower. Mush love, Be Safe At The Parties!
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percpalace · 2 months
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shroomies w the fuggler
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dumbcoconut5318008 · 7 months
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FEMININE RAGE IS SO REAL LIKE WTF I WANT TO HAVE A DICK BUT IM A WOMAN BUT WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER IF I HAD A PENIS?
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cartonofcarrots · 3 months
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my bitch roommate blocked me fuck you bitch roommate
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aapdaddy · 2 months
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Good boys do as they are told, now be a good boy and bend over for your T shot
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mycochaotix · 4 months
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PE blobs!
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swampthing07 · 1 year
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One of my college classes is calling us out
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sspacegodd · 2 months
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Ancient male enhancement device.
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pawpawroads · 1 year
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Some of us never grow up
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spilladabalia · 5 months
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Anna Moss - Penis Envy
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marmorafarms · 9 months
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I don't know where to talk about this or who to talk to about this so it's going here. I told some people in a server I'm in that I feel very firm in being a cis woman...except I don't want my junk. i don't want a vagina a uterus ovaries, none of that. I want a dick. That's what I want.
I got told I have penis envy and that I'm most definitely cis, just a cis woman with penis envy.
But that's a Freudian idea. Penis envy has long been said to have no place in modern society. I didn't say that though, I didn't really want to get into a potential argument. I don't know what to think about my gender ID. They said, essentially, that genitals have nothing to do with gender, so wanting different genitals doesn't have anything to do with my gender.
They happen to be trans, but I'd like to hear from other people in the trans community as well. Is penis envy real? Is this something that's super common? Or is this something not so cis?
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g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s · 9 months
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The concept of "penis envy" as described by Freud is so funny if you think about it for even a second. If you put it into modern terms it comes out like Freud didn't believe women existed. Freud heard the concept of women and was like "No, sounds fake. No one would want that. There are only cis men and transmascs."
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