on may 24th i’ll be the the most annoying bitch alive

The Normal Album by Will Wood is Transgender!

requested by @amorphousprimordia

if i was a late 1800s clockmaker nobody woukd be able to stop me

you’re laughing. he’s cumming radiation and you’re laughing.

you’re laughing. he’s cumming radiation and you’re laughing.

you’re laughing. he’s cumming radiation and you’re laughing.

you’re laughing. he’s cumming radiation and you’re laughing.

you’re laughing. he’s cumming radiation and you’re laughing.

you’re laughing. he’s cumming radiation and you’re laughing.

Will Wood really named a song "White Knuckle Jerk" huh

i cant even imagine where id be without "thats a really mean way to think about me, i wish you wouldnt think that i dont know what im doing when i love you." and "people want to be useful, trying to do everything yourself makes the people around you think that you dont trust them or that you think theyre incapable" and "people are made to be burdens. we are made to carry each other and not leave anyone behind." and "its rotten work / not to me. not if its you."

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

Hey does anyone know what the multiple of octopede is?

Hey does anyone know what the multiple of octopus is?

*To the tune of Everybody Do The Wenis, shouted while dancing the Macarena*

I JUST HAD A PHONE CALL!! I JUST HAD A PHONE CALL!!! I JUST HAD A PHONE CALL!!!!!!, WITH MY SPECIAL GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!