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pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong · 6 months

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NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 9 months

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#text #quotes #magic #p e r v e r s i o n #s e x u a l i t y #h o r n y

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canisalbus · 5 months

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their ship name is potatissue

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#p o t a t i s s u e . . .#answered #anonymous

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blinkpen · 7 months

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"oh... wow, that's... "...beautiful?" "...probably bad...?" "...yeah, probably"

#mog art #artists on tumblr #demersa #grimstone #monster girl #demon #[leans waaaaayyy back in my chair] yeah that looks Real nice #y u r i s m o r e p o w e r fu l t h a n y o u c a n i m a g i n e #Fantasy

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dreamofbecoming · 2 years

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anyway please enjoy this photo my brother (a sheep farmer) sent to our sibling groupchat without context or further comment

update: the mutuals are sleeping on this so i’m doubling down and making Everyone look at it

#ENTER THE S H E E P T U B E #i don’t know what my favorite part is #the fact that this is apparently found on horseloverz dot com #the fact that my brother is browsing horseloverz dot com on his smartphone (which he hates and wishes was a flip phone again)#the assortment of colors #the leg warmers #anyway #enjoy this with me

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csyakult · 3 months

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✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛

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midnight-els · 4 months

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For All Mankind | Margo and Sergei + time

3x07 "Bring It Down" 4x09 "Brazil"

Requested by @sparkleplatypuswriter

#u p s e t #I cannot in good conscience recommend anyone go and rewatch the 3x07 scene after 4x09 #feeling dehydrated now #for all mankind #fam spoilers #margo madison #sergei nikulov #margo x sergei #my gifs #requests

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deus-ex-mona · 1 month

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real talk: lxl should continue to explore romance fantasy concepts in their songs. it’s clearly working for them~

#typical prince aesthetics in romeo/julieta and nonfan… and now historical rofan in meoto…#(and there’s also whatever’s going on in tsuki no hime but that has no mv :( sadge)#sorry guys i still have meoto on the brain pls suffer with me~~~~~~~~~#but mannnnn. i was struck by sudden inspiration for a meoto au a n d #well. ig now i understand why they skipped over the falling in love phase. romance is hardddd #i want to subscribe to the meoto expansion pack p l s i need to know what their deal is~~~~#bc man. how in the world did they go from complete indifference to promising to stay together forever hello #what happened???????? excuse???????????#man. m a n. ok i think im done for the night. i hope #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #(but if anyone here wants to get into the otome isekai genre in general… i recommend starting off with ✨s u r v i v i n g r o m a n c e✨#(it’s a great story and it’s still modernised enough to ease into the genre. and after that…)#(you can just go for the series with the most interesting premise/prettiest art/both tbh)#(though i personally recommend ✨the perks of being an s class heroine✨ ✨the villainess’s stationery shop✨ for milder content)#(and there’s also some series with both isekai and regression.)#(like they isekai after their 1st life in 20xx-> live out their 2nd life in the fantasy world -> regress to a point in their 2nd life)#(for that type i kinda like ✨i shall master this family✨ though ngl i’m mostly reading it bc i think the aunt is very pretty)#(a nd there’s the occasional modern regression story but that’s pretty soap drama-esque and the one i read got ridiculous at times lmao)#(but ofc the ones with less romance focus are fun too~~~~ like stories with multiple isekai-ed people for one)#(b u t i digress i think i’ll stop here before i lose the plot any longer ahaha~~~~)

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clownsuu · 1 year

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As some one who loves trains, especially video game cartoonie ones (like Cuphead) your humanize ones make my monster lover heart flutter honestly, thank you for that.

If I had a nickel for every time iv drawn a old monster man train villain thing id have two nickels- which isn’t a lot- but weird that it happened twice chhdJDHHDHD-

#At least one of them didn’t get shot by a fuggin c u p #But thank you my guy I have a weird nack for making weird c r e a t u r e t h I n g s #Specially when they are too buff to balance properly MDHFHFH #choo choo charles #the phantom express #Cuphead

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tagerrkix · 4 months

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god(?) said i shall have a badly drawn hastur as my profile picture

#seriously tho #ive been having the same thought upon waking up for the past 4 days #i wake up and my brain immidiately goes “you should have a poorly drawn hastur as your pfp”#then i forget about it for the rest of the day #then next morning it happens again #l i t e r a l l y h a p p e n e d f o u r t i m e s #if this isnt some sort of divine entity speaking to me then idk what it is #will it finally stop #now that i have completed the task #morning update: it did stop i am free now

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liittlecrow · 6 days

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.. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ….. (꩜﹏꩜)

you guys are like actually about to make me act the fuck up & get permabanned on here. i presume to already be on thin fucking ice with tumblr staff but uh yea. 🤏🏼 <— thiiiissssssssssssssjsjsbs close

with every anon i receive i can literally feel my brain melting further & further. just making me more & more submissive and compliant and filthy and disgusting and immoral on so many levels and

#goddDDDDDDDdddDDDddD #i don’t think you understand #my inbox is driving me #u p #t h e #f r e a k i n g #w a l l s #.#feral is an understatement now #like so everlovingly deranged & unhinged ive lost all concept of reality #mhmhm #so yeag #tysm guys #owo #little crow speaks

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alicent-targaryen · 1 year

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JAMES FLINT ▸ Black Sails, 1.5

#me? completely losing my morals every time I see a man covered in blood? p r e p o s t e r o u s #tv #black sails #flint #toby stephens #captain flint #captain james flint #james flint #gif by ria #tw blood

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bananacatmeow · 2 months

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everything happens for a reason. believe in yours.

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duplicitcus · 4 days

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"i bet you like to read a lot, too."

She'll get a flicker of violet optics, and a faint smile across heavily scarred lip-plates. His data-cables are currently logged into his console- allowing him remote access without being right in front of it. His mask lies in front of him, Ravage already going over it with the micro-tools attached to her nimble claws. She has a bipedal mode, but tends to prefer the quadruped for speed and agility.

And, of course, underestimation- since mechanisms and humans alike are content to think her nothing more than a simple mechanimal.

Soundwave, meanwhile, holds up the book of pre-Golden Age history files he'd managed to scrounge up from his formidable library.

"Soundwave," his actual vocalizer clicks on with a harsh rasp. "Reading texts. History: fascinating. Arcee: agree?"

#s o u n d w a v e — Γ s p y m a s t e r ┘ → [ s u p e r i o r ]#a r c e e → ┘we're alone on this planet where ever we go. ┌ ::team prime::

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makanioverlord · 1 month

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just a heads up, if you get a dm from nobugdev, this person is trying to scam you and will tell you to kys r slur (then deleted the specific kys message before I could screenshot it lol) when you tell him you don't want to be paid under federal minimum wage :)

this is just a small sample of the lovely conversation I had with this guy. it didn't last long because I didn't actually plan on taking the commission, and wanted to give this guy a wake up call as to how shitty it is to expect a grown ass adult to work for a wage that can barely buy a single candy bar in our current economic climate.

I've had an influx of scam artists and underhanded clients like this in the past 2 years, partially which I blame on AI art making ppl undervalue every creative profession out there. I'm fucking exhausted from having hours long conversations with someone only for them to tip toe around the fact they think my art isn't even worth a single grocery trip. not to mention people think artwork can be mass produced by a human like a machine now- it is not possible to do 10 cleanly lined images in "an hour or two".

even when I was working as a caricature artist, I was paid a base hourly rate on top of tips and was given much more time to work on black and white illustrations than what this guy was offering me. I usually block immediately and move on, but I'm tired of putting up with this type of shit on a daily basis.

tl;dr: know your worth artists, don't let these scumbags try to force you to do what is essentially sweatshop labor!

do NOT take this weirdo's commissions, even if the diary of a wimpy kid art style is simple you shouldn't be charged under federal fucking minimum wage for that type of illustration!

#not art #sorta a vent / rant post #I'M JUST TIRED YALL #SERIOUSLY SO TIRED.......... I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO TELL AT LEAST ONE PERSON #HEY THIS IS UNREASONABLE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE NEVER FUCKING DEMAND AN ARTIST TO DO THIS AGAIN #AND LO AND BEHOLD OF COURSE I'M CALLED SLURS AND AND DEGRADED FOR BEING JUSTIFIABLY IRRITATED FOR BEING OFFERED #P E A N U T S FOR WORK I'VE BEEN DOING MY WHOLE LIFE #ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #negative #vent

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emlos · 1 year

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i want all non east-europeans to die

and the fucking memes?? are you people braindead??

this is fucking tasteless, people are dying, morons

#poland #polska #russia #ukraine #current events #polandposting #HAHA DESTIEL MEME WORLD WAR THREE NOV 5 WERE ALL GONNA DIE HAHA POLAND IS JUST WAITING TO USE ART5 #S H U T T H E F U C K U P #text #the sheer amount of those annoying destiel memes #jesus read the room

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