#OH WELLLLLLL
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I present to you my years long obsession - female America.
This is not a Nyotalia version it's just a concept of "what if everything is the same but Alfred was born a girl". Like i see so much potential! In a world where all the odds are stacked against her, she despite it all gets to where she is today. Making good and bad decisions along the way.
A lil hc/backstory for my main girl:
• Given name (by dad Arthur) is Elizabeth Felicity Kirkland but during the revolution changes her last name to Jones. Her first name change happens in the 1820/1830s when she changes it to Alexandra, also dropping her second name. (I was young when I came across the name and it means "defender/protector of man" and I was /obessed/ so i just stick to it since she is a loser and just thinks it's a cool sounding name)
• She goes by Alex/Al and I think that's neat :)
• My girl is tall. Like 181 cm tall. Sender but with visible muscles. She does want a bigger behind but her Anglo-Saxon genetics say nah.
• As a child she spent more time in England due to her being a girl so I think even if Arthur was absent he didn't allow her to spend much time alone in the colonies. She resents that ofc
• Just like with Alfred, Alex is very fkn close to Matt even if she forgets to call him or check up on him for months at a time. Al: "Hey man I know I just called a while ago but how've you been? Matt: "you called me 5 months ago..."
• Works at NASA as a part time aeronaitical engeneer. Loves physics, hates chemistry (self projection im sorry)
• During the revolution she dressed up as a boy but the people she worked with knew she wasn't one. People went along with it anyway.
• Other than during the American revolution, she dressed in feminine presenting clothes up until the 1930s. After that it was trousers all the way!
• Alex was never a nurse during wartime but definitely did accountaint work in ww1 and later joined the Women’s Auxiliary Air Force (WAAF) where she stayed until 1943 when she joined her men fighting on the ground ( Conversion to Army status, Women's Army Corps - WAC). That's when she saw actual combat.
• Isn't fond of birds. Canaries are fine. Eagles are unsettling.
• Obsesses over a certan thing/hobby at a time up to a point where she perfects her skill. When she was about 14 (human years) it was the whole freedom and equality of man and all the politics regarding it. In the 1890s her obession was cars and motor vehicles. The 1910s brought a new obsession on womens rights. 1960s was space exploration where she devoted almost all her time researching and working for NASA, disregarding her goverment/state duties as a country. In the 1980s it was the internet. In 1990s she got really interested in the Balkan wars (self insert >:)) for whatever reason. Today her attention is mostly on social media and her attention span ia short af. Still really likes all things tech.
• Hasn't got many properties/real estate. Al does own a penthouse in Seaport, Boston and a late 17th and early 18th century colonial home in Newbury, Boston (that she needs to renovate asap). The only other real state she owns is in California, though modern and recently buit, it's not big nor does she spend much time there.
• Her personality is basicaly Alfred if he grew up as a woman and had to face opression based on sex and inequality that came with it. So still bubbly, extroverted, a social butterfly but also self-serving, idealistic, manipulative sprinkled in with sarcasm, cautiousness and craftiness. Same feckin sense of humour tho.
• In 1783, at the Treaty of Paris in Versailles both her and her father had to sign the document that started her independence (She herself had a human representitive 'cus of her age/sex bla bla but it was mostly formalities). At that signing Arthur gave her a flintlock pistol that he himself used in the 1640s. Not many words were exchanged, he just put it in her hand to keep. She still has it in her attic. Somewhere. She'd find it if she just takes the time to look for it I'm sure.
• In 1889 she straight up did her first war crime/murder of a fellow nation (if you don't count shooting her pops face off at Saratoga in 1777). After an altrication with Antonio that resulted in him insulting and slapping the girl for her audacity and mouthiness, she punched him straight in the jaw. A fight insued where she got ahold of his belt and straight up strangled him. Took her a while to process that and accept it. On the bright side Antonios scilence was heard around the world and while perplexed and insulted, older and influential (mostly male at that point) nations started to feel a glint of respect forming for the young startup.
• Al was given a family pocket watch by her father in the 90s (No more empire for Arthur so he sad :(((((( ) that was suppoaed to go to a firstborn son of a lord as an inheritance symbol. Everyone thought Jack would get it since Matt is techincally not Arthur's son. But even he would be expected to recieve it before Al. Then in an unexpected turn of events, while visiting her grumpy and nostalgeous empire-missing dad, Arthur pulled out the watch while eating stale kebabs in front of the telly and gave it to her casualy without as much as a word (The empire started with her, it shall end with her). She keeps it in her work desk drawer in a wooden box.
• Al and Zee have an interesting relationship. While being different in almost every aspect, there ia a mutual respect for eachother from eachother. While not really being able to see eye to eye, they are sisters in a certain roundabout and very fucked up way. Girls who learned that they are very much judged by their sex despite being daughters of a high ranking British lord. While aware that she will never be Alex/Elizabeth in her fathers eyes, Zee still gets treated as a treasure by her father. Much to Zee's annoyance.
• It's still Matt who's in Alex's shadow. Despite the dificulties she rises above and is the perfect child of an empire. Smart, intelligent, inquisitive, a fast learner and incredibly aware of the political and historical situation at all times. Even despite being a girl and less than a son in the eyes of a 17th/18th century society, she suceeds.
• Arthur wanted a son to come from his colonial endeavours, as all empires/nobility at the time did. And as all other empires at the time had. But ofc karma is a bitch and he's the only empire with an only child being a daughter. Though at first thougrly dissaponted, when he lays his eyes on his daughter for the first time, the only emotion he can feel is /joy/.
• Instead of sowing/knitting Al's education was very much focused on natural sciences, since that is where Arthur quickly realized she exels at. He swapped her Violin and General History of Music lessions with Astrophysics and The History of Astronomy. All in an attempt to stop her from making his ears bleed from the constant prattling about The Four Square Theorem or The Brachistocrone Curve. It only got worse, but his daughter was happy and content.
I have sooooo many more of these jfc i might do more later but for now this is all I can think of.
TLDR: Female America is great and has so much potential as a character hghhhhhhhh
#i needed yo get this out here eventually#its just so faacinatingghh#also no glasses us 1 i cant draw em for ahit and 2 ber sight is relatively good#she looks a bit like arthur but thats on purpose i think#oh welllllll#hetalia#hws america#aph america#nyo america#nyo!america#nyotalia#my art#myart#historical hetalia#alfred f jones
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hello, can You please make a second parte of luffy's one shot after the time skip? sorry if My request bothers you
this req doesnt bother me at all :) i would love to do it -------- BUT !!! dont eat me guys !!!! but im not gonna post the pt2 of it because i fear it would too much replicate what i want the actual events to look like in keep safe (the ff that the tender one shot was based off of).....DONT EAT ME IM SORRY but heres a little snippet i wrote for the pt. 2 since i feel bad because we probably wont see this ^ happen for quite a bit of time
womp womp time
"all those times [name] had practically put his life on the line to protect luffy and his crew and their dreams, they all amounted to luffy not even being able to protect him.
his eyes were blown white as silent tears fell from his eyes. and then his jaw dropped down and a scream erupted from his chest that made rayleigh, kizaru, and kuma all still.
a raw, genuine shout of pain escaped luffy’s lips. he stared up at the sky that was painting a sunset and screamed, screamed until it felt like his throat was victim to a thousand cuts.
“[name]!!!” he shouted into the air, pain and fatigue being the only tangible emotions on his face. “where did you send [name]?!”
kuma flinched at the tone luffy had taken with him, but he obviously didn’t answer.
“bring him back!! bring him back, now! i want him back right here! bring [name] back!!” luffy shouted, hands repeatedly punching into the dirt beneath his body as his tears turned the soil into a softer substance, “bring him back, bring him back, bring him back!!”
“i fear that that is not possible,” kuma said, walking over to luffy with his paw outstretched, “it is better if you were to…forget all about that boy,”
now this made luffy’s head snap up in nothing but pure, unadulterated anger. he felt rage consume his entire being. forget about [name]?! forget him?! the one man that had always stepped into danger for him, the man who had showed him what soft care and love was…forget him?
luffy grit his teeth, trying to control his breathing. but why would he need to control himself when his mortal enemy was right in front of him. if anything, letting go of all of that anger he had been caging inside of himself would be the right answer. when else would he get to do something as reckless and violent than right now?
forget [name]…?
what an infuriating suggestion."
this is only a snippet I FEAR we will have to just wait until we get to this part in keep safe for the whole thing to be published IM SORRY LMFAOAO
#imma still tag this as if it were the one shot tho#free promo#shoutout @ myself#luffy x male reader#luffy x reader#one piece x male reader#one piece x reader#luffy imagines#one piece imagines#male reader#male reader imagines#x male reader#lo siento for asking u guys to wait so long for a proper pt. 2#OH WELLLLLLL
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the dueling desires to draw super stylized dcas vs i adore their canon looks very very much also it feels wrong when i go off course :squints:
#LIKE LIKE LIKE#THERES SO MANY DCAS PPL DRAW THATRE LIKE THEIR OWN LITTLE GUYS#AND I RLYL RLLLLLLLLLLLY LIKE IT#but i feel weird if i draw my dca not lookin mostly like canon lmao#this goes for all the bots tbh . same problem i was having abck in the og days lmao#oh welllllll
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loras always ends up with a female best friend despite my intention for that not to happen. but i realised it's because he'll always wanna date the guy...
unless it's aegon. we still have aegon. <3
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Man parents r wild
"sorry i forgot your birthday btw i'm taking 1200$" and then they just do that and you know you're never getting that back
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drawing chronos/bull angst is fun and all until i have to draw bull's boobs and it looks kinda sillay in the setting
#sometimes i wish he would wear a shirt </3#happy pride month im making angst#OH WELLLLLLL#a-drama-addict speaks
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i've watched the love me video so many times i've started to memorise it
#if only computer videos counted towards my listen count#anyway gifset out tomorrow#i'm realising that everyone who has ever giffed this has basically done the exact same thing 😭#me being one of them#oh welllllll#there is a bit of an oversaturation of them at the moment but its fine#<- coping
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Well that’s just depressing but I suppose it’s to be expected 🤷🏼♀️
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Thinking…. abt my ex crush like why did she use me like that 😑
#literally I jerked her off n then she texted me the day after that she basically wanted nothing to do w me#wtf#kurt says#OH WELLLLLLL
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I can't take my blue lion plushy onto the OR with me :(
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😂
#soooooo#what happened to the time???#i swear it was midnight the last time I checked#now it’s 4am lmao#but I realized the time at 4:19#so I was able to take a 420 hit 🥰🥰🥰#gonna take both 420 hits on my day 😂#I’m such a dork lmaoooo#anyway#i guess I should go to bed#since I have to get up in a few hours#ooooof I’m gonna regret staying up so late in the morning 🤦🏽♀️#oh welllllll#wishing you all a rosie day 🌹🥰#love you all 💖💖💖#shut up rosie
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Top 10 things to tell my mom when its all over
I just can’t tell her right now because one of us always pays the price for the others feelings
I sometimes still think about when you said you would leave, I sometimes wonder if your suitcase is packed ready to start over in the same way mine is packed ready to go home
I’m disappointed in myself these days. I think you would be too if you had the time to look at me.
I think your husband and I would get along if I just wasn’t his child. Or maybe we still wouldn’t because I have his worst tendencies and I hate them on him just like he hates them on me.
I think you’d be a doctor if I wasn’t around. I think you would've lived your dream, and you would've been proud of yourself.
I’m really lonely here. I would go home but I’m lonely there too.
I’m still trying to impress you. All I try to do is make you feel like I was worth having. Was I worth having? Do you regret me yet?
I wish I could be young again. I would let you go back to a better version of me if I could.
I still cry and wait for you to notice me. I always wait and want for you to knock on my door and ask if I’m okay. I think I’m going to spend the rest of my life wanting a hug from my mommy.
How can I fix this? I’m asking you for that mother daughter advice one last time, how can I fix this? I’m begging for you to tell me one last time, I need to know.
I’m sorry for being born and I’m sorry for being home and I’m sorry for not being home. I’m sorry I get such bad grades in school and that I cry all the time. I'm sorry for needing you so much. I'm sorry you never traveled the world, or got a big house, or built your savings, or became a boy mom like you wanted. I’m sorry that it was me that you got, instead of all those nice things.
#when is over exactly?#the world may never know#maybe when im dying or smth#sigh. anyway#we went too long without a poem tbh#mental breakdown was inbound#nobody worry about me ive just been dramatic lately#top ten#anyways#mommy issues#but not really#i love my mom#and she loves me#and i think thats the best and worst part#i think we both want the other person to be happy#so much so that we'd be unhappy#but then when the others persons unhappy it makes us unhappy and so on and so forth#oh welllllll#it be like that#i think ill totally tell her these things one day#when its over.#if there even is an over#sometimes i worry that this feeling will be with me the rest of my life#idk how to even describe it.#its just this feeling of lacking#of lacking something#but also being lacking#im hoping this will not last forever#but its not that bad anyways#ill just get used to it
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love nearly getting hit by a car on my way home
#gotta love biking#if they had waited TWO SECONDS when i had RIGHT OF WAY#Christ#I'm alive so that's all that matters#I'm probably to blame in their eyes#oh welllllll
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great news, i found out something amazing today. when i dress up more traditionally feminine, it comes across as more like gerard way feminine instead of binary. not so amazing news, the reason i found this out is because i have a job interview and i was trying to look less queer.
#gender win#gender identity#oh welllllll#i don’t even need money#(i really do)#queer#lgbtq shitpost#shitpost#gender affirming#genderqueer
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A new follower- oh. A bot.
Rinse and repeat.
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