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wutheringskies · 7 months

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Prompt - Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji in the 15-year old selves's bodies

I just had a thought. imagine WWX and LWJ transmigrating into an alternate reality (which is pretty much the same, but events changed there do not affect events in their world) as their 15-year-old selves; and for half a day, they both think it's an individual thing; and then Wei Wuxian sees Lan Zhan, and can't control his words, "Oh my god, Lan Zhan so cute!!" and Lan Wangji is like "Wei Ying (fond) is adorable too."

and they both sorta have that look and realize they both transmigrated; and it's so funny because by the rules of the array (or whatever), they can't tell anyone where they are from, or about the future (like they can only personally act differently and suggest actions to other people, knowing very well they hold little power to cause systemic changes, just two nails in a machine, but well, what are they if not always trying).

and this time, Wei Wuxian doesn't punch Jin Zixuan "but Lan Zhan... I really wanted to," But he does say a grand choice of crass words that get him punishment with Lan Wangji again, who's forcibly out of his seclusion and in classes.

And in classes, Lan Wangji sits in front, ever the dutiful while Wei Wuxian sits behind him; sleeping, talking, flirting, writing notes; and Lan Wangji doesn't reprimand him as much; and when Jiang Cheng says rude shit to him, the Second Young Master Lan glares at him and everyone is so confused.

and they have punishment together in the library and it's just... Wei Wuxian courting Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji courting him back.

Exhibit 1:

"Lan Zhan, my hands really, really hurt from all this copying :(("

"I will do it."

"Hehe~"

Exhibit 2:

"Er-gege, I really can't go on without alcohol. Please."

"No."

"You said you'd never deny me, your husband."

"We are not married yet in this reality."

"So, our marriage is limited only to one realm? Only our reality? So, I'm a young, virgin, unmarried boy?? Are you abandoning your husbandly duties?"

"..."

"Fine, then we are not married. I won't even ask! I won't marry you."

"... I will take you to Caiyi. You can drink there. Do not drink with others in the dorm."

"And in the Jingshi?"

"..."

"Are you denying me my marital home? You said it was our home!"

"Alright."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha"

Exhibit 3:

"Er-gege, let me sleep."

"Wei Ying, we are in class."

"But it's 6 am. Er-gege, I'm not even alive right now. I've been dead and I was more alive when I was dead than now."

"..."

"Please hide me from your uncle. I really can't keep my eyes open."

"Did you not sleep well?"

"How can I sleep??? Next to Jiang Cheng! Without my husband to hold me??"

"..."

Exhibit 4:

Wei Wuxian is messing around in the creek in Cloud Recesses when someone shoves him lightly. He doesn't fall but his hair opens and his ribbon disappears. Everyone laughs but then Lan Wangji walks over, stands behind him, pulls a red ribbon out of a sleeve, ties his hair up while asking him if he's okay and casts an icy look at the guy who shoved him, pats his head and leaves.

Jiang Cheng: "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck"

Nie Huaisang: "OH. UM. uhm. Uh. Wei-xiong..."

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian #wangxian #lan wangji #my writing #prompts #mdzs prompt #mdzs fic

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monbisou · 3 months

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monbisou's mlb fic rec!! mlb fics recced by monbisou(me)!!

okay let’s get crackin!!

There’s Something About Marinette by ThoughtWarfare

im telling you this fic is so funny and honestly kind of the reason i got pulled back into ml fandom after thinking i’d finally moved on with my life. ever since i read this, marinette x ladybug has been my otp.

Girls Talk Boys by LNC

the core four and adrienette being oh so charming. to be honest, i would recommend everything and anything by LNC, this just happens to be my most recent read.

golden (like daylight) by okayanna

in my mind everyone has already read this because it’s so perfect and classic and lovely. also, well written! adrien is so well characterized. what else can i say. ummm 10/10.

Who Kissed Dupain-Cheng by Ridiculosity

sometimes i think about the marichat dynamic in this fic. actually, who am i kidding. i think about it all the time. constantly. i’m obsessed with the marichat dynamic in this fic.

Friends by meeble

short and sweet and deadly. god i love adrienette.

final girl by picayunewrites

could i do a fic rec and not mention final girl? could any honest marichat lover stay silent in the face of the work that is final girl? i recommend this. i recommend it so so hard.

comfort food by Reiaji

marinette cooks for adrien. marinette teaches adrien how to cook. marinette loves adrien. she loves him.

Trying to Get Bi by breeelis

adrien is ladybugs celebrity crush. is he your celebrity crush chat noir?

bon voyage by gentlefist

set more recently in canon! adrien and marinette are dating! they are dating one another! “dang it!” says chat noir.

Mr Perfect Disguise by caprisuns(marimbles)

ladybug wearing a very big floppy hat. adrien agreste wearing slides. romance!

baker “enemies” comic by buggachat

okay, you’re on tumblr, you’re a ml fan. i’m sure you’ve read or at least heard about buggachats comic. i think my favorite thing about buggachat is their portrayal of the core four. or maybe it’s their adrien? maybe it’s their ladynoir. i love buggachat so much.

oeuf ouch owie by miraculousumflower (ominousunflower)

hahahahahahahahahaha:):))

daydream by a_miiraculer and clairelutra

marinette and adrien are so so into eachother. also, he’s figuring out who ladybug is.

But All I’m Seeing Is You by chealseababylove

for a while i was like, “idk man i’m not sure i’m a ladrien type of guy” but that was before i read but all i’m seeing is you by chelseababylove.

The Dating App by leadernovaandthemacabre

chat noir and marinette. marinette and chat noir. they text eachother and analyze eachother from different angles. ps! a lot of sexy talk! for those who are opposed!

for the record by peachcitt

adrien and marinette set the dating record straight! as friends!!!! prpr

telepathy by thelibraryloser

sometimes you just want a good reveal fic. this one is really good.

A Partir De

something i’ve noticed in ladrien fics so far? a lot of very silly disguises. i’m talking extremely silly.

Strangers in the Bright Lights by poodles

poodles you cook my metaphorical noodles. also, this fic is wondrous.

and that’s it!! for now!!! more coming soon i suspect but then again, who knows?

#wow this turned out very long #anyway #realizing that maybe this is a little marichat heavy?#and ladrien?#not a lot of ladynoir #jeez monbisou #cmon man #fic rec #fanfiction reccomendations #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #adrienette #ladrien #marichat #ladynoir #<3

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pamsimmerstories · 2 months

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the bach party!

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[malcolm]: so, they made you get married? why?

[quincy]: well, all of you, my friends, are getting married and having kids, but me. there’s a rumor that i’m gay. mom and dad didn’t like it

[malcolm]: when are you getting out of the closet, quincy?

[quincy]: i don’t know what you mean. *drinks*

[malcolm]: why do you keep lying to your friends?

[after one bottle of beer (for each), they were all wasted and decided to eat something]

[meanwhile in cassie’s bach... it was only her and aurora]

[cassandra]: i can’t believe you brought me here!

[aurora]: it’s the best excuse to see another man’s butt or penis, cassie. because after tonight, it’s gonna be only malcolm’s

[cassandra]: i guess you’re right. i’m gonna try to enjoy this.

[angelo]: and you wolfgang? are you getting married anytime soon?

[wolfgang]: married? we’re already married, kind of. we live together and we have kids. it’s the same

[angelo]: did she say it? or are you saying it?

[wolfgang]: i guess she knows?

[now he’s wondering if aurora would like to get married someday. he thinks she’s not the type of girl who wants this. but this is on his mind now. should he propose to her?]

[meanwhile...]

[cassandra]: *thinking* oh my god... does he need to get this closer?

*amused*

*laughs*

[aurora]: wow hahahahahahahahahaha

[cassandra]: oh boy! i guess that’s enough.

#sims 4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 gameplay #ts4 simblr #simblr #the sims #the sims community #ts4 #aurora #cassandra goth #malcolm landgraab #landgraab gp2 #san myshuno gp #wolfgang munch #windenburg gp

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wreckingtickles · 8 months

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The Auction - Bundle 2

The seond chapter of a spicy tickle fic starring 8 (sort of) boys from MHA/BnHA. Read with caution.

Part 1

Words: 2,235

“Stay the fuck away!” thundered Bakugo when he saw the floating hands approach once more. Metal claws materialized at the tip of their fingers as, heedless of protests, each set headed for their target’s midsection.

“What are you-- Ha! Youhu can’t doho that! Thahat tihickles!” protested Inasa when the claws began to rake at his impressive stomach, seeming to almost disappear in the thick muscle, with only the big dolt’s squirming and tittering to prove their effectiveness.

Next to him, Todoroki was holding back his giggles again, the same focused expression and puffed up cheeks as before. When most of the claws migrated to the left three-pack, Todoroki shut his eyes, his face growing redder as soon as his more sensitive half was targeted. How long would he be able to hold out for? And… would he come to regret using up his stamina like that?

“No no hohohoho hahahahaha! Hahahahahaah plehehehahase nohohohohohohoho! Hahahaha hahahahahahahaha!”

The claws had finally coaxed audible laughter out of Ojiro. It was lower-pitched and less frantic than Izuku’s, but it had that same note of purity and innocence that made it quite pleasant to the ear, so much so that, in different circumstances, Bakugo would have wondered why the shy boy wasn’t targeted more by their classmates when they used Deku’s adorableness as a justification for their tickle assaults.

Kirishima was no stranger to waxing rhapsodic about Ojiro’s physique: whereas his own was built for strength, Ojiro’s had been shaped for balance, acrobatics, and explosive power, it was the lean, powerful form of a martial artist who could perfectly shift his weight around. As such, his core was exceptionally well defined.

“Listen to monkey-boy Gray! Doesn’t he sound like he’s having fun? I wonder if all those abs workouts didn’t make them more ticklish?”

Through the unstoppable giggles, Ojiro noticeably blushed. He really didn’t like the attention and the teasing, which seemed to only make the torment worse for him. “Hahahaha nohohoho! Dohohon’t tehehehease mehe! Hahahahaha HAHA hahahahahah!”

“Haaaahahahahahahahah! Hahahahahah Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahaha!”

“Oh? Having trouble, Red?”

The claws were wreaking absolute havoc on Kirishima’s sculpted abs, leaving red marks in their wake as they discovered that applying just a little extra pressure worked even better. But even as he couldn’t stop laughing, he remained defiant. “Hahahahaha hahaaha! Brihihihihihihng hihihihit ohohohohohn! Hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!”

“Did you hear him, everyone? He’s challenging us! Oh, what fun we’ll have together…”

“HA! Uh—N-No! Sh-ShihiT!”

The protests were coming from Bakugo’s right, where Shindo was biting his lower lip to keep himself from laughing as the claws were tracing the curves of his chiseled abs oh-so-torturously.

“Having trouble, Black?”

Shindo did not respond, too focused on controlling his reactions. The claws were moving feather-light, teasingly, and his smile kept growing.

“You see, folks, Black’s Quirk has made them immune to any form of stimulation that isn’t steady. So squeezing and poking don’t do anything, but, let’s say, metal tips applying constant pressure and maintaining unchanging speed…”

“ShihihihiIHHIHIHT! HAhahahahahahah fuhahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!”

“Well, you can hear for yourselves! Are you upset we found your little secret, Black?”

“Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Nohoho! HAhahahahahahahahaahahhahahaha!”

“I’m sorry, was that an answer or a plea? Either way, let’s move down the line! It seems like Orange here is a bit of a party pooper!”

Bakugo knew the announcer was talking about him, but he couldn’t reply. He couldn’t ignore the feeling of the dull claws delivering pinpoint stimulation that felt like it was crawling under his skin, both feather-like and sharp.

It tickled, fuck if it tickled. But he wouldn’t laugh. They couldn’t make him.

“Ugh, I’m already bored. Why can’t you be more like Green? This ray of sunshine is ticklish everywhere!”

“Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaahah! Hahahahahahahaaha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahaha! Plehehehahahse!”

The claws on Deku’s abs had slowly gravitated from the center of his abs to their outline, which seemed to produce even better results. He wasn’t laughing as hard as when his hips were being targeted, but Bakugo knew how sensitive his belly was firsthand.

But there was one laughter that was notably absent.

“Uh-- Ah! He-Hey! What…?! No-hu! HA! No no…”

Kaminari’s tormentors had not touched him yet. Instead, they hovered threateningly around his midsection, wiggling their clawed fingers at him, drawing closer and dancing away, even poking on occasion, but retreating right after coaxing a startled yelp…

Toying with him.

“Ah, worry not, gentleshadows! We did not forget about Yellow! We just thought that we’d let you hear everyone else before getting to him! Let me reassure you that he’ll also do his time in full!”

“No, please…” whimpered Kaminari.

“But I don’t believe Green, Black and Red are piping down any time soon, so let’s include Yellow too!”

“Wait wait WaAAAAAHAHAHAAIHIHIHIT HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HAHAAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAH! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

The claws made contact, and Kaminari exploded. He wiggled and thrashed frantically as the tips stroked at his abs, screaming with laughter.

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH NAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH STAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAP!”

The claws were applying just the right pressure not to hurt, so nothing would distract from the agonizing feeling. The tips were dragged up and down his six-packs, then one would switch to scribbling and wriggling, each change in their approach being signposted by a fresh scream from Kaminari.

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAH PLEHEHEHHAHAHHASE I CAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- CAHAHAHAAAAAAAAN’T!”

The desperate laughter and begging did not stop after 30 seconds, or 40. Or 1 minute. Or 2. Or 5. The deafening sounds coming out of Denki were no longer a symptom of his melodramatic streak, but a faithful representation of the hell he was feeling.

Little did he know it would get worse.

“Wow, I hope you brought ear plugs… Oh? What’s that?”

Through half-lidded eyes, Bakugo saw it. Brief flashes emanated from Kaminari. Threatening sparks arched from the skin that the claws were drawing torturous patterns on, their buzzing completely drowned out by Denki’s laughter, too strong for him to keep begging. And then…

“HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! NO NOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

The metal claws were crackling with electricity like some video game final move, white tendrils shooting form Denki into the claws and back into him.

“The claws are conducting his Quirk! His own Quirk is tickling him! I wish we could take credit, but not even we knew. What a wonderful surprise!”

Bakugo had been on the receiving end of Kaminari’s ticklish shocks. Only once, though: he’d made it sure the electric blond’d regret it. In fact, the whole class had ganged up on him to get him to stop sneaking up behind them and delivering precision strikes to their sides or ribs or belly. When carefully controlled for that purpose, Kaminari’s Quirk was horrifyingly effective. And now, Kaminari wasn’t just being ruthlessly tickled on one of his very worst spots with an item that had been designed for that, his own Quirk was turning against him. Even Bakugo felt a pang for sympathy for the guy. Or he would have, had he been not trying so hard to stifle his own reactions.

“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………”

“Oh? Have I gone deaf?”

“……………………………………GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA I CAHAHAHAN’T TAHAHAHAHAHKE IHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!”

“No, you really can’t, Yellow, but you’ll have to!”

Bouts of silent laughter were interspersed with screams, coughing fits, and broken pleas that went unheeded, as the claws never so much as paused their tracing. Sometimes they would highlight the contours of each muscle, other times one hand would tickle at the very top of the abs, right below the solar plexus, while the other devoted its attention to Kaminari’s lower belly, just above his waist.

At one point, one of the claws began circling his bellybutton, which Bakugo could see on the monitors, but would have also deduced from the fact that the same was happening to him. That new spot didn’t produce the slightest change in Kaminari’s laughter, but Ojiro’s next to him grew higher pitched and more frantic.

“Found Gray’s tickle button! Tickle tickle, monkey boy!”

But not even that new spot found on Ojiro allowed him to drown out Kaminari. The fingers tickling him had become impossible to see, enveloped as they were in bright light, with dozens of sparks gliding along the entirety of Kaminari’s stomach, his face stained with tears and drool…

ZAP!!!

A flash brighter than the spotlights dazzled the auctionees, or, at least, the ones who were managing to keep their eyes open.

“AAAAAAGH! My eyes! I’ll never paint again!”

Kaminari was slumped forward, help upright only by his manacled wrist, his head lolling idly. The monitors showed his dopey expression with an even bigger, stupider grin than usual, as not even the electrical discharge had caused the disembodied hands to stop roaming his abs. The short-circuited Kaminari made no attempt to escape the stimulation.

“It seems that Yellow here has had a little accident!”

“HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!”

His raspy laughter was still going full-force, but there wasn’t the slightest variation to it, it was like someone had fallen asleep at a sound effect board and the same sound kept playing ad infinitum.

“Ok, that’s a little unsettling. I think we’ll retire Yellow for now, but worry not, I’m sure he’ll be back for the finale! We’ll release his complete tickle chart, so make sure to bid on him as well when the time comes! He has more than one big surprise left, I promise!”

The hands around Denki vanished and the spotlight and monitors above him switched off.

“What can I say, we’re too good at our jobs! And I’m sure our other auctionees will agree.”

With Kaminari gone, Ojiro, Midoriya, Kirishima, and Shindo served as the main sources of entertainment until the hands finally, mercifully floated back.

Bakugo gasped and inhaled loudly. It couldn’t have been only because it had tickled more this time: the tickling had gone on for way longer than before. It had to have. Maybe not just the tools, but also the time depended on the bidding?

Despite not having let out a single giggle, Bakugo was drenched in sweat. It wasn’t just the warm glare of the spotlight, the effort of suppressing his reactions had begun to take its toll on him. No fucking matter. He wouldn’t laugh.

His eyes immediately went to Kirishima, whose wild hair was half down, the gel beginning to lose to the thrashing and perspiration. Even his red boxers had started to turn darker around his inner thighs. As soon as Kirishima opened his eyes and saw Bakugo looking at him, he smiled. Not from the phantom tickles, he was offering his encouragement despite having had it so much worse than his friend. Bakugo turned away, and, in so doing, found himself facing a flushed Shindo.

“That… was… something,” remarked the Ketsubutsu hero before taking in the state of his fellow auctionees. Bakugo didn’t like the way his leer felt.

“Still having fun?” asked the auctioneer.

“For… the most part. I do… like the view,” he replied unabashedly.

“Fucking freak,” muttered Katsuki.

“I recommend you stop… holding it in. You’ll only run out of stamina faster.”

“I don’t need your advice, you--"

“I’m just saying. No one is buying that you aren’t ticklish. You wouldn’t be here if you weren’t. Didn’t you hear the announcer? They have charts, even.”

“We most certainly do! And may I say, Black, I’m certain you would be a spectacular tickler! You have the perfect Quirk for it, and quite the mean streak, if I may say so myself.”

“Think you’ll let me have some fun?”

“We will, but not like that, I’m afraid!”

“Too bad. I would have loved to show Blasty here a good time.”

Bakugo snarled and cussed, while Shindo only went on smiling and the bidding for Bundle 3 started.

“Midoriya, you ok?” he heard Kirishima call out.

The green-haired hero was a mess. His chest and face were completely flushed, rivulets of sweat were running down his form, and his eyes were foggy with ticklish tears. His mop of curls stuck to his forehead and the back of the chair. Midoriya’s eyes fluttered open and he nodded weakly.

As if the loser wasn’t ticklish enough on his own, the hands had never given him a moment of reprieve, targeting some of his worst spots one after the other, including the worst one. He probably had to count his blessings the time spent on his hips wasn’t as long as on his abs, and the hands were only warming up back then. But Bakugo knew that Midoriya was still far from safe.

Next to him, Todoroki didn’t look any less exhausted. Stamina had always been one of the few areas where he was lacking compared to many of his classmates, and he’d expended a lot of it fighting his reactions.

Inasa seemed the least worn out of the group, while Ojiro was busy taking deep breaths to even his heart rate. The second part of the tickling in particular had been brutal for him, and Bakugo was willing to bet that his tail being firmly secured to the other side of the back of the chair made him feel even more helpless.

“What… about… Kaminari?” panted Deku interrogatively.

“Don’t worry about your friend, we’re letting him rest until the finale… or until he recovers, whichever comes first. But save your breath, my precious little Green! Here, everyone, have a drink!”

The floating hands offered a water bottle to each auctionee, bringing the straw to their lips. Only Bakugo refused to drink.

#tickle content #tickletorture #mha tickle #bnha tickle #tickle fic #ticklish!bakugo #ticklish!kirishima #ticklish!midoriya #ticklish!todoroki #ticklish!inasa #ticklish!ojiro #ticklish!ojirou!#ticklish!kaminari #ticklish!shindo #ticklish!shindou #spicy content #t word

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thirdeyeblue · 7 days

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20 questions for fic writers

Thank you for the tag, @mulderscully 🩷🩷

How many works do you have on ao3?

32 (ayyy Veronika, we match)

What's your total ao3 word count?

965,446

What fandoms do you write for?

Doctor Who!

Top five fics by kudos:

Bloodstream

For All We're Worth

Mending

Tiny Lights Below

The Doctor's Brilliant Idea

Do you respond to comments?

For the most part, yes - but sometimes, it might take a tremendous length of time (provided my mental health is crushing me and I feel unworthy of love 😅)

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

It will easily be Can't Shift the Tide when the time comes (and all five people who read it will suffer)

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Pretty much everything! I can't even READ fics with sad/angsty endings, let alone write them (with a small crackship caveat)

Do you get hate on fics?

Only from a small sect of presumed tweens enmeshed in said crackship

(Oh, and Mickey Smith's burner account getting a little bummed with me one of the many times I've implied Mickey was a terrible shag)

Do you write smut?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Craziest crossover:

Just going to count my TenMartha/TenRose fic, since that's the closest concept to a crossover I've got

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Hopefully not?

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Someone translated Bloodstream into Russian - I've made a couple of friends through that, too! 🥰

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I've got two co-writing projects with my beloved @bronzeagepizzeria that have been sitting brutally neglected in my docs for months via late fall depression... BUT planning on getting those going again ASAP.

Also so many goddamn ideas of things to co-write with my other beloved, @badxwolfxrising - provided we ever get around to them. The joys of being 30+

All time favorite ship?

TentooRose 🩷🩷🩷

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

My companion piece to Ordinary Gifts that goes in-depth about the last time Ten and Rose fucked (in this fic’s universe)+ the first time Tentoo and Rose fuck. I want to write it so badly, but I am never not drowning

What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm decent at capturing emotions/what's going on in the characters' heads during smut scenes.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Focusing on one fic at a time. Making chapters less than 10k in my multi-chapter fics.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I probably wouldn't translate/write it out just due to knowing how dodgy translation tools are/only speaking English myself, but I've seen other people do it well!

First fandom you wrote in?

I don't think this qualifies as a "fandom", but I was writing fanfic about Lena and Yulia from the group t.A.T.u in 2003 (and not posting it anywhere).

Favorite fic you've written?

I hate this question. It tends to jump between Bloodstream, For All We're Worth, and the Purpose of Repose

Tagging (forgive me if any of y'all have already been tagged, I never use tumblr and have no idea if you weren't tagged on the post I was tagged in!) @demdifferentstories-29 @badxwolfxrising @kcchameleon17 @naaer @elialys

#fic game #my fics #doctor who #tatu mention in the year of our lord 2024

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00just-a-pancake00 · 1 year

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An Explosive Night

After a rough day of school and internship works, Bakugou and Kirishima unwinds themselves before sleeping.

Lers: Bakugou/Kirishima

Lees: Kirishima/Bakugou

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It was a normal night in UA, and no Nomu appeared... well they did, but not anymore. Anyway,

Katsuki Bakugou and Eijirou Kirishima were getting ready for bed. They changed into their sleeping clothes, brushed their teeth, and entered Kirishima's room they shared tonight because Bakugou's room was occupied by Aizawa's cats.

"Whew, I thought this fucking day would never end," sighed Bakugou, putting his clothes onto the floor near his sleeping bag.

"Yeah, first, some children gets kidnapped, then we get lost in an Illusion Villain's dungeon for hours, then we almost get killed. This wasn't the best day ever," Kirishima agreed.

"I'm just glad it's over. Hey, what time is it anyway?"

Kirishima looked at the alarm clock next to his bed.

"It's only 9:28," he answered.

"Really? It feels later than that...hmm. So, do you want to do something to pass the goddamn time?"

"Um, okay, what do you want to do?"

Bakugou shrugged. "I don't know, maybe we can..." The blonde than paused for a moment. Then he stared at the redhead for a few seconds and smirked, making the shark feel unconfortable. Before he could even think about running away, Bakugou pinned him to the ground.

"Bakubro! Please get off me!" panicked Kirishima.

"Why are you so nervous, Kiri?" Katsuki asked.

"None of your business, Bakugou! Now please get off me!"

"What's bugging you?"

Kirishima was both scared and completely annoyed. "I said NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!"

"Are you worried that I'm gonna tickle you?" Bakugou asked.

"Please DON'T!"

Bakugou placed a hand on his roomate's shoulder and smiled. "Hey don't worry."

"Y-You weren't going to tickle me?" Kirishima asked nervously. But then he calmed down. "Oh, thank goodness. You almost had me there."

"No, I was going to," snickered Bakugou. "I just didn't want you to be nervous."

"Kats, please no!"

Bakugou ignored him and wiggled his fingers on his friend's belly.

"Kahahahahahatsuhuhukiehehehehe! Stohahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" giggled Kirishima, struggling to get out of his partner's grip.

"Oh please , Eiji, I just started. I'm not just gonna stop," Bakugou smirked.

"Plehehehehehehehehehease stop!" begged the shark.

The blonde pretended to think about it.

"Hmm... let me think... nah!" the cimson-eyed blonde said, before he moved to Kirishima's sides, increasing his laughter.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! KAHAHATSUHUKIHIHI! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!" Kirishima shouted.

"Eijirou, it's not my fault you're even more ticklish than I am," laughed Bakugou with a wide smuggly grin.

"STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT! PLEASE! KNOCK IT OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"You're so cute when you laugh! I think I'll kick it up a notch!"

Bakugou then began blowing raspberries on his belly. Kirishima's laughter grew louder as it tickled him so much.

"OH SHIHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KAHAHAHHATSUHUHUKIEHEHEHEHE! QUIT IT! IT TICKLES SO MUCH! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Bakugou then began to tickle his underarms.

"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T BREHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEATHE!"

Seeing that he couldn't take it anymore, Bakugou stopped tickling Kirishima, letting him breathe.

"Now that wasn't so damn bad now was it?" Bakugou asked, smug.

"N-Not... f-for me..." Kirishima panted while standing up. "Now, if y-you... excuse me, I-I need to... wash t-the sweat off me f-face..."

Red Riot walked slowly out the bedroom and to the bathroom to splash his face with cold water. Once he was done and was about to leave the bathroom, something on the bathroom shelf caught his eye.

It was the same long white feather Mina and Denki used to tickle him. Thye must have left it here by mistake. Before Kirishima grabbed it, he noticed that it was next to an electric toothbrush, which was still in it's box.

The red boy stared at them in his hands and that's when he got an idea. He opened the box, put the toothbrush in his pocket along with the feather, and walked back to the bedroom.

"Hey, what took you so long, Shit hair?" Bakugou asked, walking over to his brother.

"I told you, I was washing the sweat off my face," answered Kirishima. "So, what time is it now?"

" It's only 10:04. We still have about twenty-six minutes."

"Good, because there's something I'd like to do."

"What?"

Kirishima said nothing. Instead, he actually pinned Bakugou down on the ground.

"K-Kiri! What are you doing?" asked Bakugou with a big blush.

"Oh nothing," snickered Kirishima. "I'm just doing my turn."

"Your turn to what?"

"To do the tickling."

Bakugou widened his eyes, but remembered something.

"Eiji, may I remind that you're more ticklish than me?"

"No, I don't think Im more ticklish than you," said Kirishima. "I think I'm just as ticklish as you, but in different ways."

"W-What do you mean?"

Kirishima ignored him, hardened his hands a bit to worsen the sensation and began tickling his sides, making him giggle instantley.

"Kihihihrihihi! Stohahahahahahahahap it! Cut it out! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" giggled the explosive bean.

"Sorry, no can do, Bakugou," Eijirou said, as he shook his head. "You tickled me when I begged to stop, so why can't I?"

"Nohohohohohohohoho! Knock it off! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

Kirishima stopped tickling his friend and grabbed the feather from his pocket. Bakugou widened his eyes.

"Nononono! Eijiro, not THAT!"

Kirishima then stroked the feather on Bakugou's toned midriff while he used his other hand to tickle his sides. The explosive boy immediately started laughing.

"OH NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! STOP KIHIHIRIHIHI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakugou shouted. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I have to admit, Katsuki, you're cute when you laugh," snickered Kirishima, before moving the feather in his underarms.

"OH NO! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! KIHIHIRIHIHISHIHIHIMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! STOP!" laughed Bakugou, "STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Now do you know how I feel about you tickling me?" Kirishima asked, as he stopped tickling him. "That's something we have in common. We may like being tickled a little, but we enjoy tickling EACH OTHER."

"And D-D-Denki... and Ashido did it t-to us..." Bakugou panted. "...Are y-you... done... now?"

"Just one more thing~"

Kirishima then took off Bakugou's slippers, grabbing his electric toothbrush and started swirling the bristles around his feet in circles.

"HOHOHOLYSHIHIHIT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EHEHEHEIAAAAHAAAAHAAHAAA! THAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT'S ENOUGH!" Bakugou howled. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!"

"Calm down, Katsuki," chuckled Kirishima, "Midoriya told me about this spot so that's why I tried."

He's gonna kill that nerd later.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT! I CAN'T BREATHE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKE IT STOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Suddenly, the tickling stopped. Bakugou was gasping for air before Kirishima helped him up.

"I told you it'd be over soon."

Bakugou then smiled. "You know what, Shitty Hair, you were right."

"Right about what?"

"That maybe we're both as ticklish as each other. And that we liked being tickled a little, but like tickling each other."

"Told ya," Kirishima happily nodded, before he and his bestie looked at the clock, which said 10:30.

"We should get to bed now, b-ro," Bakugou pointed out, still his first time saying such address. Heading to his bed as Kirishima heads to his sleeping bag.

"Okay, Goodnight, Katsuki."

#switch!kirishima #switch!bakugou #bnha tickles #sfw tickle

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hollowwrites · 8 months

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Blindsided

Part 13

Ominis x MC

Summary - The gang have a lovely picnic where absolutely nothing goes wrong

Did I write this just because I like over protective Ominis? Yes. Does it add anything of value? No

As always swap Evelyn for your own MC or Y/N

Warnings - Blood, Violence, Did I say picnic? Hahahahahahahahahaha

Word Count - 2063

“Merlin’s beard” Poppy chirped as she wiped her brow “What an absolutely perfect day”

Her and Evelyn effortlessly laid out a huge picnic blanket for everyone to climb on, pinning it down with magic.

The weather was unseasonably wonderful. Late-January wasn’t known for sun and yet it’s beating down rays warmed the grass and a gently breeze was cooling enough for spring attire. Sebastian and Imelda hurled a huge picnic basket along filled with, probably not the healthiest of picnic food. It was overstocked with sweets and pastries from Hogsmeade to the point, one of the Chocolate Frog wrappers had burst, and as they placed the basket down, a tiny brown delicious amphibian made his escape.

Thankfully, as sensible as he always was, Amit had brought along a basket too. Stocked with sandwiches and little bowls of salads and other light snacky foods.

“I couldn’t agree more” Ominis purred suddenly appearing behind Evelyn. His hand lightly danced across the small of her back. She looked up at him in awe, a small smirk dancing on the corners of his lips, as he pulled her down onto the blanket. He sat with his legs spread wide, leaning his elbow on his knee. Eve settled in, between his legs, surrounding herself in Ominis.

They all climbed on and started aimlessly chatting, before Garreth came running over.

“Sorry I’m late. Bloody Aunt had me demonstrating for the sixth years with her. Lucan was practically pissing himself” Garreth moped.

“Oh well at least you’ll have had one dance this year.” Sebastian snorted “The way you’re going you’ll going to end up going alone”

“Har Har, Sallow…” he mumbled settling down on the huge blanket and rummaging around to find the pumpkin pasties.

“At least you won’t be the only one going alone…isn’t that right, Evie?” Imelda said, her tone teasing but harsh.

“What?” Ominis tilted his head towards her “I assumed, in my absence, you would have been snatched up?” He nudged her lightly with his shoulder

“No…” she mumbled awkwardly “Well, people have asked but I’ve said no. I’m waiting on a specific person to ask me” She leant back into him, her back leaning against his chest, and she heard him exhaled a silent laugh.

”Maybe he’s waiting for the perfect moment” his finger tips brushed up the skin of her arm and Imelda rolled her eyes.

”Maybe he should hurry up and ask her before I take her instead” she challenged, she was growing increasingly bored with their dance around each other. Everyone knew they were together now, yet they continued this coy charade

“Wait, no no no no, you’re going with me” Sebastian grabbed Imelda’s waist and pulled her into his lap. The subsequent rare giggle that left Imelda made everyone do a double take. Imelda? Giggling?! Unheard of.

”You’ll have to learn to share if ‘Mystery Man’ doesn’t buck his ideas up” she retorted, giving Ominis the side eye.

He didn’t care.

Though he could feel her eyes burning into him, he had Evelyn in his arms, publicly, without the fear of his family looming over him. He exhaled deeply, a content smile on his face.

“Do I have a say in this?” Eve scoffed

“Nope, sorry. It’s ‘Mystery Man’ or Me. That’s just how it works” she shrugged and settled back onto Sebastian.

A few hours went by as they discussed the upcoming ball. Garreth had spoke about his grand plan to get Anne to the ball, which to his surprise, Sebastian went along with.

At some point, Ominis had wrapped himself possessively around Eve. His arms were looped around her waist. His chin resting on her shoulder. He happily listened to his friends chat idly and delighted in every private reaction he could feel in Eve.

The way her shoulders relaxed when she sighed.

The way her stomach vibrated with every laugh.

The small involuntary noises she made to peoples jokes and stories.

He silently ate them all up.

Suddenly, after the conversation turned away from her momentarily and he had a rare moment of her attention, he playfully kissed up her neck and face causing her face to scrunch up in adorable embarrassment.

“Is this what they’re going to be like from now on?” Imelda said, gesturing to the new couple as Evelyn giggled along to Ominis’ attentions “I’m going to stop speaking to them if this is the new norm”

“Oh leave off it Mel” Sebastian exclaimed give her shoulders a little shake. “We were like that once”

“We were never like that”

“You’re like that now” Garreth moaned “You’re all making me feel very alone” he dramatically flopped onto the blanket and threw his arm over his eyes “Ooh to be cursed with such handsome features and to never be loved by another.

“Come on…I know I’m the wrong Sallow for you but…come get some love” Sebastian moved from under Imelda and cuddled up to Garreth on the floor.

“Aww Garr we all love you” Eve joined Sebastian on the other side of Garreth, pining him to the floor with their love…and bodies

“I don’t think I want love any more” Garreth strained under the weight of Sebastian and Evelyn.

The whole day was perfect.

They talked and ate and played games. Sebastian and Garreths’ favourite was ‘Who can hit Ominis’ where they proceeded to throw a quaffle back and forth and occasionally see if they could hit Ominis with it. They had so far failed, despite him being being wand deep in a book and being distracted by Evelyn sat between his legs again. Each time the quaffle came flying at his face, he evaded it. Either ducking or caught it or deflected it with his wand. It was all in good fun and eventually Ominis left Eve to join them, tossing the ball around. He softly kissed her on the temple and joined them, not too far away from the picnic.

“Ah just the person I wanted to see….” A familiar heavily accented voice sang out. Evelyn turned and noticed the Durmstrang student that shared her Charms and Herbology classes, striding towards the picnic.

“Hello, Mikhail” she smiled politely “Enjoying the weather?”

“Actually yes. It is very unlike what I heard British weather to be” he chuckled and scanned the picnic blanket “Mind if I steal away Hogwarts’ star student for a second?” He extends his hand out for her to take and she looks at it like it’s screaming mandrake.

“Er…sure” she stands…without the help of his hand.

As they walk away, Evelyn looks behind her at her friends, specifically, at the lads who are returning back to the picnic blanket. They come to a stop under a tree just in the lakes edge…romantic, if it were with Ominis.

“What’s going on there?” Garreth asks, shoving the quaffle back into Imelda’s bag.

”What’s happening? Can you hear it?” Sebastian asks looking between Evelyn, The Durmstrang student and Ominis

”Yes if you shut up” Ominis snapped, his heart thundering in his own ears

”See how worried he is he wouldn’t have to be if he’d have asked her by no-“ Poppy puts her hand over Imelda’s mouth, earning a thankful nod from Ominis.

”He’s…rambling on about sharing classes with her and how he’s noticed her a fe-“ Ominis clenched his teeth “He asked her to the dance”

In unison, the population of the picnic blanket turned to watch Evelyns reaction. All but Ominis, watch as she raises her hands apologetically and backs away from him.

Ominis exhales

”She said no” he smiled wistfully

“Was there any doubt? She’s mad on you mate” Garreth playfully slapped him on the shoulder

”You have to ask her tonight now…no excuses.” Imelda instructs, her tone similar to that which she used to captain the quidditch team.

“Yes I am aware I-“ his head snaps to Evelyns conversation “Sebastian…he called her a mudblood”

Sebastian turns toward Evelyn. He can faintly hear the Durmstrangs’ raised voice. When he turns back, Ominis is already stood and marching towards him

”Shit…Ominis wait”

How dare he speak to her like that?

Ominis hands twitched as he approached Evelyn, imagining the feeling of this ignorant boys throat in his hands

You need to calm down before you do something stupid.

He opted to listen to the voice of reason in his head.

”Are you okay?” He asked Evelyn, electing to ignore the bigoted figure stood next to her. He could hear her heart beat faster than usual and as he took her hand, he felt her trembling. From fear, anger or adrenaline, he didn’t know…but it boiled his blood. Eventually, he acknowledged the Durmstrang Student, tilting his head vaguely in his direction “You…leave now”

”I’m fine I don’t understand he-“ Evelyn started before being cut off

”You wouldn’t understand would you? Filthy mudblood, walking around like you own the place, you should know better than to- oooof”

Ominis heard and felt the Durmstrangs nose break against his fist before he realised what had happened.

He operated completely on instinct and, apparently, his instinct was violence.

Typical Gaunt

He lurched forward towards him again, the pale blue of his irises seemingly darkened before two strong arms wrapped around him, pulling away.

“Easy” Sebastian murmured, pulling Ominis backwards.

“Did you hear what he said to her?!” Ominis snapped, the pompous aire to his voice replaced completely with a burning rage, manifesting itself as a deep resonate growl.

Ominis’ heightened sense alerted him to the smell of fresh blood and he heard Mikhail spit and gurgle somewhere below him. Those gifted with sight, watched as he held his face, blood pouring like red rivers, down through his fingers. Ominis chuckled darkly, writhing in Sebastians’ arm, itching to get his hands on this idiotic boy.

“Enough!” Sebastian commanded, getting a better grip on Ominis. “This isn’t you.” He murmured

He was right.

This was Gaunt behaviour.

And he elected never to be a Gaunt again.

…but with that meant he was no longer safe under the umbrella of his name.

An empty cavern opened in his chest as he realised what he had done. He could no longer sweep this under the rug and have a sly conversation with the Headmaster. Black probably knew of Ominis’ family betrayal before even Sebastian and Evelyn did.

He had to do something…

Shortly afterwards everyone rushed over to the scene, wands drawn on the Durnstrang. Garreth rushed to Evelyns side holding her jaw carefully in his hand, and tilting her up to check her over.

“Are you okay? Did he hurt you?” His eyes darted over her features frantically.

“Yeah I’m fine, can someone explain what’s happening” Evelyn snapped, her frustration growing.

“Did you- ugh…he just hit me. My nose…” Mikhails voice came out more nasally than normal as he struggled with his pouring nose “Your boyfriend has quite the temper”

“Do not speak to her…” Ominis bared his teeth, his temper flaring again “If I hear you’ve even glanced in her direction, I will show you exactly why my family is feared” His knee jerk reaction to pull his name at the slightest inconvenience rocked his confidence again.

Why are you making those threats? You can’t make good on them anymore!

”You’re done for Gaunt, Jeopardising international relations for a mu-“ Mikhail reevaluated his words before speaking again. Perhaps antagonising a group of wizards surrounding him was not the best idea “-muggleborn. That’s not going to go down well with Professor Black. Once I show this to the Headmaster you’re out of here.” He gestured mockingly to his blood soaked shirt and crooked nose.

“Episkey” Poppy shouted confidently, and watched as Mikhail doubled over in pain. When he stood back up, his nose was perfectly straight as it was before. “Show him what?”

“I suggest you leave before I give you another to show the Headmaster” Imelda grunted taking a step between Mikhail and Ominis,

The Durmstrang Student looked back at Evelyn, tucked under Garreths arm and spat blood at the floor before turning and walking away.

“Nice one, Poppy” Imelda smirked “Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone save the day by fixing someone’s nose”

Ominis shook Sebastian off before he stormed off in the opposite direction to Mikhail.

He had to do something. This would get back to Black either way.

He had to fix his mistake.

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leiawritesstories · 1 year

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Literally in ANY of your AUs, can you make Aelin try to bake these lighthouse-shaped cookies and fail miserably??? Thank you dear 😍

Picture for reference lmao

EMMA OH MY GOD I'M WHEEZING I LOVE THIS SO SO SO SO SO MUCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

here have some college AU that I wrote real fast

Word count: ~900

Warnings: language, lots and lots of suggestive jokes

Enjoy!

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"Look what I found!" Aelin crowed, bursting through the door of her and Elide's apartment with a triumphant grin on her face and a small paper bag in her hand.

Elide glanced up from her comfortable position on the couch. "A...a paper bag, Ae?"

"Bitch," Aelin snorted. "Look!" She withdrew a silver cookie cutter from the bag, holding it out to her friend. "Found it at the street fair and it was only $1.50!"

"Damn," Elide whistled, taking the cookie cutter to admire it. "This is nice, Ae!"

"It's perfect," the blonde gushed, already planning just how she'd decorate the cookies. "'Cause the party is pirate themed and all--gods, I'm gonna have so much fun with this!" Hardly waiting for Elide's reply, she waltzed into the kitchen and got out her ingredients, not wanting to waste any time.

Their friend group had been planning this Halloween party for weeks now, having finally settled on "pirates" as the theme to placate both the guys who refused to dress as anything wimpy and the girls who wanted to, well, catch some attention. Aelin herself could barely contain her glee; she'd hidden her rather scanty pirate queen outfit far in the back of her closet, not needing Rowan to discover it before she was ready to stun him speechless.

And since she had a fondness for baking, Aelin had agreed to make some cookies. She let Lysandra, Fenrys, and Aedion be in charge of most of the food, though, because they were better at that kind of thing. Or, more specifically, Fenrys was better at making the punch.

She couldn't contain her grin as she rolled out the sugar cookie dough and carefully cut the lighthouse shapes, lining them up neatly on the tray and sliding them into the oven. She cut another batch and then made some ships and skulls for fun. A little variety never hurt.

Beep!

The obnoxious oven timer went off, prompting her to grumble. That was one of the only downsides of this apartment, the loud-ass timer on the oven and stove. Like a damn fire alarm, it was.

Grinning widely, Aelin slipped her oven mitt onto her hand, opened the oven, and took out the freshly baked, delicious-smelling cookies.

And shrieked.

Elide sprinted into the kitchen. "Shit, girl, did you burn something?!"

Aelin's jaw hung open, her eyes fixed on the pan of lighthouse cookies.

Well, at least, they were supposed to be lighthouse cookies.

"What the hell?!" she yelped, plopping the tray atop the stovetop and gaping in shock and horror. "I can't serve...these!!"

Elide pressed her lips tightly together, willing herself to keep from doubling over in laughter. Despite her efforts, though, a tiny sort escaped her.

Aelin whipped her gaze to her roommate, mingled horror and wrath flashing across her face. "Ells," she pleaded.

Elide contained herself. "Ae, darling," she began, slowly, trying to maintain her control over her merriment, "are you sure those are lighthouses?"

"YES!" Aelin shrieked, desperate, shoving down the humor of the cookies' appearance as she tried to stay mad that they'd utterly failed her expectations.

The brunette loosed a snicker. "Hon, no amount of decorating can make those look any less like dicks."

"Shut up!" Aelin squawked, flushing bright red. "I didn't--"

"But that's what happened." Elide patted Aelin's shoulder, suppressing the laughter in her dark eyes. "It's okay, Ae, the dicks come when you least expect them."

Silence in the kitchen.

Then both Aelin and Elide burst into peals of laughter, the utter failure of the lighthouse cookie cutter overshadowed by the complete hilarity of the situation.

"Gods above," Aelin wheezed, wiping tears from her eyes, "I love you, Ells."

"Love ya more," Elide giggled, sinking down to the floor in helpless mirth.

Aelin grabbed the pan of cookies, scanning the various phallic shapes. A wicked grin slid across her face as she grabbed the spatula and slid one of them off the pan, displaying the stubby shape to her still-cackling roommate. "Look! It's Chaol!"

"AE!" Elide gasped, clutching her stomach as her laughter refreshed itself. "Fucking gods, girl!"

Tears leaked from Aelin's eyes as she cackled, "accidentally" dropping the cookie onto the floor so it crumbled. "Oops!"

"So fragile," Elide giggled, swiping the spatula from Aelin and lifting another cookie, this one much larger than the unfortunate previous one. "Hullo, Lorcan."

"ELIDE!" Aelin yelped, covering her eyes. "NO!" It was her turn to wheeze, trying and failing to look away from the way Elide lifted the cookie to her lips and, winking wickedly, flicked her tongue around the top. "Rutting gods, no!"

"Serves you right," Elide crooned. "These walls aren't that thick, y'know."

"Tell that to your boyfriend," Aelin snickered, lifting the biggest, fattest cookie off the tray. "Whitethorn junior, looking good."

"Gods save me," Elide groaned dramatically, giggling as she watched Aelin wickedly settle the cookie in her fist and nibble at the base. "I don't need to know all your kinks!"

"Too bad we live together," Aelin giggled.

Elide snorted. "Fair enough." She looked once again to the tray of unmistakably phallic cookies. "So..."

Needless to say, Aelin's "lighthouse" cookies were the very tip-top highlight of the Halloween party.

Aside from her corset, of course. And the fake dagger strapped to her thigh.

Who would have known Rowan was that attracted to dangerous women?

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#my writing #answered prompt #i love you emma #aelin galathynius #rowan whitethorn #rowaelin #fluff #and naughty jokes #college au

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redheartedtramp · 2 years

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Scene: Penny is in a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and her underwear. Ruby's in her own underwear-but her cape is still on.

Ruby: Tell me those Atlasian Secrets, Agent Penny~

Penny: Never! I'll never tell you, Rudy Rose! You vile villain~

Ruby: Oh, don't worry. I have ways of making you talk~ *begins tickling Penny's sides*

Penny: Hahahahahahaha! St-stop!

Ruby: I'll stop when you talk~

Penny: N-no! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I'll never talk no matter how-hahaha-you tickle me!

Ruby: Then I guess I'll have to go for your throat~ *lightly kisses her neck as she keeps tickling*

Penny: No~

Winter: *kicks the door in, sword in hand* You are under arrest for conspiracy and assaulting a-

Ruby/Penny: ...

Winter: ...Oh. I see that you are not being held hostage.

Penny: And I see I left my communication link on. Oops.

Winter: It's alirght, accidents happen.

Ruby: Ha ha, uh, yeah.

Winter: ...

Penny: ...

Ruby: ...

Winter: Well, I'm gonna go for a morning jog.

Ruby: It's 11 at night.

Winter: Yes it is. *hurriedly closes the door and runs away*

Penny: ...My data shows that this is not how erotic roleplay is supposed to go.

#RWBY #RWBY Smut #RWBY Shitpost #Ruby Rose #Penny Polendina #Nuts and Dolts #Tickling #Winter Schnee

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trashyswitch · 2 years

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Typical Siblings...

Chris is growing annoyed by his two older siblings. So he decides to team up with one of his teasing siblings and tickles the sibling that started it in the first place: Elizabeth.

This fanfic was suggested by an anonymous user on Tumblr. I hope you enjoy, whoever you are!

Chris hissed at Elizabeth.

“Awww, look at this angry cat!” Elizabeth teased, pointing to her little brother and looking at Michael.

“I’m not a cat…” Chris muttered.

Michael snorted. “You’re a cat, Chris.” Michael replied.

“No I’m NOT!” Chris yelled.

“Kitty Chris! Kitty Chris! Kitty Chris!” Elizabeth teased.

“Little kitty cat. Meow!” Michael teased.

Chris growled and tried to tackle Elizabeth to the ground. But he was a little too small.

“Hahaha! Little kitty tried to tackle me!” Elizabeth told him.

Chris sprinted up to Elizabeth and tackled her from behind. And to both Chris and Elizabeth’s surprise, Elizabeth fell to the ground!

“Whoa! That was a big tackle!” Michael reacted.

“Now take THIS!” Chris started tickling Elizabeth’s feet right away.

“EEEHEhEHEhehehe!” Elizabeth bursted out laughing. “NAHAHAT Thehehe feeeheheheet!” Elizabeth begged.

Chris smirked as he kept tickling her feet. “Am I a cat now?” Chris asked.

“YEHEHEHES!” Elizabeth told her.

“Oh really? Then take THIS!” Chris lowered his head down and started licking her feet as well, like a child would of course…

“EHEhehehew!” Elizabeth giggled, covering her mouth. “Grohohohohoss!”

Michael cringed. “Ew…How does that taste?” He asked.

Chris stuck his tongue out and blew a raspberry with his tongue out. “Ew…Salty feet.” Chris muttered.

Michael bursted out laughing. “Wohohow! I bet!” Michael reacted.

Elizabeth rubbed her feet against the carpet. “Ewww! My feet are wet.” Elizabeth complained.

Chris crawled up to Elizabeth and started tickling her underarms. “Take it back! I’m not a cat!” Chris yelled.

Elizabeth laughed and snorted. “YOHOHOU’RE AHA- *Snort* CAHAHAT!” Elizabeth yelled.

“Oh that’s it.” Chris held up her arm and tickled her one armpit. “Regretting what you said yet?” Chris asked.

“AAAHAHAHAHA! STAHAHAP!” Elizabeth yelled.

Michael chuckled and walked up to Elizabeth. “Mind if I help out, Chris?” Michael asked.

Chris looked up and paused his tickling. “Really?!” He reacted.

Elizabeth gasped and looked up at Michael. “You wohouldn’t…” She warned.

“Wouldn’t I?” Michael said back with a smirk. Michael got up and grabbed a feather duster. “I’ll hold her arms, and you…” He handed Chris the feather duster. “Dust her off.”

Chris smirked and took the feather duster from Michael. “I’d love to!” Chris extended the feather duster and started shaking the feather duster in Elizabeth’s face. Elizabeth squished her face together as the duster fluttered in her face.

“Let’s dust off these armpits of yours, Liz.” Chris shortened the handle of the duster and started tickling her armpit with the duster. “Kitchy kitchy kitchy koo!” Chris teased.

“EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE! NAHAhahahaha!” Elizabeth laughed. “NAHAHAHAT MYHYHY AHAHARMPIHIHITS!” Elizabeth yelled.

“Aww, is poor Lizzy too ticklish?” Chris teased.

“That’s not even her worst spot!” Michael reacted. “Try the sides next!”

“In a bit.” Chris told him. “I wanna get the other armpit first.”

Chris moved the duster off her right armpit and over to the left armpit. Elizabeth closed her eyes and giggled through her teeth as the feathers slowly touched her armpit.

“Aaaand…NOW!” Chris started fluttering the duster up and down her armpit.

Elizabeth squealed and laughed. “HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha! Ohohoho GOHOHOSH!” She yelled.

Michael chuckled as he watched his little brother go to town on Elizabeth. “If I had a third hand, I would be recording this right now.” Michael admitted.

“That would be awesome!” Chris reacted.

“If only…” Michael muttered.

Elizabeth was shaking her head and giggling helplessly as she tugged on her arms. “Plehehehehease! Mehehercyyyy!” Elizabeth begged.

“Would you rather I change spots?” Chris asked.

“YEhehehes!” She replied.

“Alright!” Chris removed the duster and moved it to her sides. “How’s thi-”

“EEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE! WAHAHAHAIT NOHOHOHOHOHO!” Elizabeth suddenly yelled.

Chris giggled. “What? You told me you wanted me to move spots! So, I moved spots!” Chris reacted.

“IHIHIHI-” Elizabeth tried to say.

“You gotta admit, he did do what he said he was gonna do. And that’s rare for him.” Michael added.

Chris looked up at Michael with surprise. “Hey!” He reacted.

Michael threw his hands up, letting go of Elizabeth. “What? It’s true!”

Chris frowned. “Meanie.”

Michael chuckled. “That’s the best insult you can come up with?”

“Then how about this: you’re like coffee.” Chris told him.

Michael raised an eyebrow with a smirk. “Really? How?”

“You’re bitter and gross no matter how much you try to change.” Chris told him.

Michael’s smile wiped right off his face within a millisecond. Elizabeth wheezed and held her stomach as she laughed for a whole other reason. Not only that, but someone in the kitchen had burst out laughing! And it was a familiar laugh everyone in that family knew.

“Dad, shut up!” Michael yelled at him.

William walked out to the living room, his face red from laughing so hard. “HAHAHAhaha! OHO MY GOD!” He reacted, doubling over. “Honey! HONEY! You have to hear what Chris just said!” William ran to their mother, eager to tell her Chris’s words.

Michael growled and picked up Chris. “You take that back right now.” Chris warned.

“No.” Chris replied with a shit-eating grin.

“CHRIS!” Someone else yelled.

Michael quickly put Chris down as he heard his mother’s footsteps coming towards the living room.

“That is uncalled for! Apologize to your brother right now.” She ordered to her youngest son.

Chris widened his eyes and looked down, quickly growing guilty. Chris turned around to face Michael and kept looking down. “I’m sorry.”

“For what?” Mrs. Afton spoke up.

“For being a meanie.” Chris replied.

Michael nodded. “I forgive you.” Michael replied.

Mrs. Afton nodded confidently and left the living room. William was doing everything in his power to not laugh again. But his face was turning beet red from holding back his laughter.

Chris took one look at his father and bursted out laughing. “You’re red! DADDY’S ELMO!” Chris reacted.

William finally bursted out laughing. “Hihihi am NOT Elmo.” William told him.

Chris giggled while Michael smirked. “Hey Dad: do your impression of Elmo.” Michael told him.

William shook his head. “No way. It’s been way too long.” William told him.

Michael narrowed his eyes at his father and walked up to him. “Alright. If you won’t…” Michael tripped his father and knocked him to the ground. “Then the three tickle monsters will get you!” Michael told him.

William yelped and fell onto his back. Elizabeth and Chris quickly jumped onto their father and started tickling his armpits. “Tickle tickle Elmo!” Chris said.

William squealed and bursted out laughing. “Wahahahait- NOHOHOHO!” William reacted.

“Wait, YES!” Michael replied, pulling his father’s socks off.

“Yousomuchastouchmy-” William gasped as he felt Elizabeth blow a raspberry onto her Dad’s belly. William threw his head back and LAUGHED. “aaAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! OHOHOKAHAHAY! IHIHI’LL TAHAHAHAHALK LIHIHIKE ELMOHOHO!” William finally told them.

“That was quick!” Chris reacted as he stopped tickling his father.

“It was. Little coward.” Michael reacted as well.

“Hey. K…Keep that up, and I…may not…do it.” William mentioned to him.

Michael nodded. “I’m done.”

William sat up and smiled. He changed his voice to a higher-pitched voice like Elmo’s, and started singing the ‘Elmo’s world’ theme song.

Chris gasped and hugged his father excitedly. “I LOVE YOU DADDY!” Chris told him.

“All because I can be Elmo? That’s all?” William asked in his elmo voice.

“YES!” Chris replied.

Michael giggled. “Your elmo voice is iconic.” Michael told him.

“It is!” Elizabeth told him.

Chris hugged his father for a little longer. William wrapped his arms around Chris, and rubbed his back.

But then Chris did something evil:

Chris took in a deep breath and blew a raspberry onto his father’s belly.

William hung his head and bursted out laughing rather happily. He didn’t expect Chris to do him like that.

Chris let go of his father and ran to Elizabeth. “Alright. Elizabeth’s turn!” Chris declared, taking in a deep breath and grabbing his sister’s belly.

“Wait, what?! NO!” Elizabeth squealed as Chris blew as big of a raspberry as his little 7 year old mouth could muster up. Elizabeth squealed and laughed. “HAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT MYHY TUHUHUMMYYYY!” Elizabeth begged.

Michael and William raised an eyebrow with smirks on their faces. William looked to Michael for clarification.

“Elizabeth and I were calling Chris a little kitty cat. And as revenge, he started tickling her.” Michael explained.

William nodded. “Makes sense.”

Michael smirked and let out a little flirtatious meow sound, while waving his hand like a claw. William wheezed and fell onto his back as he bursted out laughing. He laughed and clutched his stomach as he leaned against the bottom of the couch. Then, William paused to let out a little sexy meow of his own.

Now it was Michael’s turn to laugh! Michael leaned against his hand behind him and covered his mouth with his other hand. While Michael and William were both laughing, they turned to watch Chris completely destroy Elizabeth with tickles.

Chris getting his revenge, William and Michael got up onto their feet and started to walk out of the living room.

“WAHAHAIT! DOHOHON’T LEHEHEAVE MEHE!” Elizabeth begged, holding her arm out for help. But Chris took this opportunity and tickled the pit of her extended arm.

William and Michael looked at each other with a smile. Then, they looked at Elizabeth. “Naaaah.” They both said before walking to the kitchen. The tickle fight between Chris and Elizabeth would continue for another 10 minutes before all became calm again…

#siblings #funny #teasing #ticklefic #ler!chris #ler!michael #switch!elizabeth #lee!william #the crying child's name is chris #references to elmo's world

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Idk who could already be in the room unless it's aemond, but I've counted and it's only the 5th day since he left, he can't be back that early right? Even aegon was like "aemond should be here soon" which means he probably isn't, unless he wasn't informed of his return, but knowing him, he would've extended his stay with alys but oh god he's unpredictable rn.

Could it be daemon? That would actually be nice, like him going through the secret passageways for his daughter aaaa, it could also be alicent but idk what business she has with the reader, luke or helaena's ghost/hallucination maybe? There's so many possibilities ooooo, I don't think it will be baela or jace cause uhm the red keep would've been in flames by then but who knows.

I was going to guess the maester but it would be too inappropriate for him to wait for the lady, who isn't injured or in need of medical attention, in her shared chambers while her husband is gone

ALSO!! please don't feel pressured to answer until the chapter is published, like all of us are really excited and anticipating of what will happen next and it's mostly light hearted guessing and questioning, like even this I'm just pondering the possibilities, throwing the cake to the wall and seeing what sticks tbh, I might as well name the ALL the characters because at least one of them has to be right and then I'll be like "YOOOO I GUESSED IT CORRECTLY" 😭😭

It's definitely rhaenyra, daemon, jace, baela, rhaena, luke, helaena, daeron, aemond, alicent, otto, larys, alys, the maester, the maids, a septa, a septon, viserys, jasper, harwin strong, joffrey, rhaenys, corlys, her dead dragons soul, justin bieber, michael jackson, barrack obama, ariana grande, billie eilish, jesus christ himself for sure!!! 🫣🤓🫨 (last ones are a joke AJSJSK)

“Y/n?” she turned around to where the direction of the voice came from, her eyes widening in shock as her breath hitches in her throat, her heart almost jumping out at the sight in front of her, “Heehee” he uttered while moon walking, it was Michael jackson.

NOT MICHAEL JAXKSON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEE HEE

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tksavvy · 4 months

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May I ask for Royal margarine ler hcs plz? Just in love with the man and I adore him!

🧈Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons🌟

(Created at the request of {ANONYMOUS USER})

Notes: Fidgety ass Ler, Squirmy Lee

Tickle Notes: bro isn't even trying but he does his best bc he is too scared to be a ler I mean-

People really do be having dat rizz huh (he is people)

*A/N: oml I am so sorry this was so late. Anyways, I hope you don't mind, but I decided to write some lee headcanons as well, bc it was literally impossible not to for me after writing those ler hcs. besides my head was kind of empty and that all it could come up with. Also take in mind that it may or may not completely ooc or smth like that so uhhhh enjoy*

🧈Ler!Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons🌟

-You ask 4 tkls? What's below is his response.

-"Uh...uh um...I-" -🧈🌟

-as you can see he's nervous as crap, anyways he invites u to sit in his lap.

-if you don't wanna you just sit down near him :)

-he simply refuses to tease. even if provoked in any way, but if he is into it then...get ready, because this man will tease the living crap out of you, no matter what. and IF he teases u he will only stop at a safeword.

-"Oh, I just wanna tktktktktk you soo bad~! I told you, I won't stop until you say the word~!" -🌟

-if u tickled him, he will get you back, so...be prepared!

-he checks where the Lee is comfortable before digging in.

-usually hesitates a bit before eventually getting the hang of it and finally eating you up like an omelet

-if ur close to him, he so nuzzles you ALL THE TIME I SWEAR because of the damn BEARD

-when it's his 1st time twording you, he gets flustered when you get flustered bc he is so nervous!! BUT if it's not his first rodeo, he is used to it and toughens up (a bit)

-"C/N! I didn't know you were this...adorable! It's kind of...cute..." -🧈🌟

-Listen he's trying his best ok he literally can't say the word without dying inside.

-sometimes he will laugh with you when he tkls you.

-will 100% cuddle you afterwards if ur close to him. :)

____Anyways, about those lee headcanons... ____

🧈Lee!Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons🌟

-OH BOY DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TICKLE SCALE HE IS A 20/10

-His laugh is so adorable and so contagious even the ler will end up in a fit of giggles. And let me tell you, he snorts.

-Neck, sides, collarbone, and anywhere near his belly button. get him in any of those spots and he's dead. Can't forget his kneecaps. Istg those kneecaps are a killer spot

-tries holding it in (spoiler alert, he fails miserably) before melting into a puddle of giggles

-he is so pudgey and squishy and goofy and has the most soft and haughty laugh ever

-"PLEHEASE*snort*AHAHAHAHA" -🧈🌟

-can't handle being teased, and absolutely CANNOT handle raspberries. his squeals are so loud in that case...he holds them in his mouth instead. if you restrained him, you might wanna use some ear plugs because bro screams FREAKIN' LOUDLY LIKE OH MY GOD

-"*squeal*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA C/NDOHOHOHN'T---AHAHAH" -🧈🌟

-if u try the feet wear a helmet bc bro will 100% KICK

-if told to say the tword, his laughter will go an entire octave higher and he'll get more giggly, and more adorable every second.

-in conclusion, cutest lee ever like oml.

And that's all I have for him...

Any requests for headcanons? File 'em in!

#sfw interaction only #sfw tk blog #cookie run tickles #sfw twords #crk tickles

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annikasevenshots · 1 year

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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 2 Reaction (spoilers!)

All the Titan bridge babies looking around when Shaw fights Seven 🥺 yes 🥺

Oh baby La Forge 🥺

"There's something familiar about him" RIKER PLEASE IM HOWLING

Oh RAFFI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ohhhh my god. Oh Raffi. Oh my GOD. Oh my darling my sweet girl you can do no wrong 😭

my clever girl 🥺 my clever baby girl.

oh. oh raffi.

SEVEN SLAY

i am SO proud of her.

Seven's "you could be the heroes that saves heroes" vs Raffi's "someone needs to speak for the dead" PARALLELS!!!!! HELPING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO HELP THEM PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!!

lmfaooooooo Picard half beaming Jack out I'm begging be more serious fr 😭

Jack's "smack it until it works again" is so me-coded of him teehee

BOOPIN ON THE SENSORS

NO STOP THE WAY THE TITAN JUST APPEARED IN THERE I CACKLED SO HARD

THIS SHOW IS A MF COMEDY I SWEARRRRR

YES AN EPIC VERSION OF THE TITAN THEME MY BELOVED

"We're basically a hotel now" he's so grumpy shaw is so slay actually

Seven <3 i love uuuuuuuuuuu

JAE??????????????? LIKE JAES AN ARTIST JAE????????????? JAE WHO HAS PAINT SPLATTERS ON HIS SHIRT JAE???????????? HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKJNG FUCMF HOOOOOOLY FUCK

"i have to be. i want to be." my strong darling.

JAE OWNS A BAR?????????? SIR

people believe raffi challenge. fuck you jae. fuck YOUUUUUU jae.

oh my god. gabe or sneed??????? GABE OR SNEED?????????????????? GABE OR SNEED YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING ME IM LEAVING IM NEVER COMING BACK

I HATE EVERYTHING. i hate everything. i. hate. everything.

"You boys are in so much trouble" I agree with Shaw actually. Not the deadname but like

"Captain" "WHAT" "WHAT" this show is so unserious

Oh this villain is JUIIIIIIICY! she is so SLAY

"Official psychological profile with starfleet" SIR IS NO ONE EVER NORMAL IN THIS FORBIDDEN SPACE MILITARY

i can just SEE seven's cogs turning at "jack crusher"

What is it with people and smoking in this show 😭

SIDNEY LA FORGE IS SO BABY AND CUTE 🥺 protect her pls

THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY SO UNSERIOUS DID THEY FUCKING YEET THE ELEOS AT THE TITAN FRRRRRRRR SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT YEET IM CRYING

i actually can't this is a fucking circus show

La forge talking about law of physics yes baby you're so smart and funny 🥺🥺🥺🤏

"How is that even possible" lowkey Shaw is getting relatable like no one @ me but

"We are cornered in space which has no corners" helppp and seven's constant side eyes like sir are you tripping

"Fenris folk" love you hiro and deet <3

TITAN THEME COMING BACK YAYYYYY <3

BRIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

james cole 💀💀💀

"Sir as a former fenris ranger" yes you are my girl <3 my sweet sweet girl <3

i'm... i'm torn here. shaw's kinda right but seven 🥺 she's just trying to do right by people who would have lost their lives. 500 injuries vs 4 deaths? just. just. THAT'S The complexity of star trek i've missed. the moral dilemmas. the losing either way.

Picard calling Seven Seven slay

Dare i say it PatStew actually looks spunkier this season? When in S2 he just looked covid tired?

"Why are you dancing around it" RIKER KNOWS 🤡🤡🤡

DO THE MATH??????????????? IM WHEEZING DOES RIKER KNOW WHEN THEY'VE BONKED

this show is ACTUALLY SO UNSERIOUS

"do you not see what i see? a british accent, jean luc?"

"Who do you think taught me all this" "..." please this show is a comedy

BEV KICKING JACK'S ASS SO TRUEEEEWWEWEEWEWEEEE

"Because you know her so well" CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM BEGGING

"WHO IS YOUR FATHER" "I NEVER HAD ONE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

raffi? 🥺 you good girl? 🥺

oh gosh. please told me she found sneed on her own instead of through jae. please. please please please.

A FUCKING BASEBALL???????????????????????

"Artists are unknowable assholes" vs "Jae's an artist" in NML AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

Oh my god Michelle Hurd's acting is so chefs kiss 🤌🤌🤌

haha section 31 why would you BAIT ME LIKE THAT

oh. oh my god. OHHH MY GOD. RAFFI. RAFFI RAFFI RAFFI. NO. MY DARLING GIRL NO. PLEASE NO

"it takes a real addict to fight it this hard" NO

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK

WORF???????????????????????

OMG IS THAT WHERE THE SCENE OF WORF CARRYING RAFFI COMES FROM

WHY IS THE USS SAFFI SO SMART WE LITERALLY CAUGHT HER HAIR ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE

ALSO. WORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORF????!!?(!?!!!!???????

also. RAFFI. OHHHH RAFFI. RAFFI 😭😭😭 MY DARLING GIRL YOU'VE BEEN SO BRAVE AND SO STRONG. I LOVE YOU. my sweet clever girl.

why was their grand plan mf WAKING bev they're actually 👁️👄👁️

BEV'S ACTING IN THIS ONE IS A MASTERCLASS IN LESS IS MORE

The shrike being called the shrike is so slay

In conclusion, i laughed a lot until raffi's second scene. then i laughed less.

#reaction #picard spoilers #s3e2 #star trek picard

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mxstball · 3 months

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[CREATOR CLASH] High Power

"SISTERRRRRRR!"

Lauren reached out to the screen, tears strolling down her face. It took the force of Rayquaza AND Zinnia to hold her back.

"HEIDI! NOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS! PLEASEEEE! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Lauren broke her disguise and started crying. Zinnia and Rayquaza started consoling her.

---

"This... this isn't the end... right...?"

Even Hilda was starting to quake in her shoes.

"We--we're... we're not doomed, right? She's... she's fine, right? Please tell me that she's fine!"

Lillie was ready to break down crying already.

---

Others weren't as credulous at the results.

"Do you sense it, Melmel? Something isn't quite adding up."

"I agree." Melony shook her head. "There is still but one thing that she is leaving behind."

"Do you think that she is able to use it?"

"She is... After all, I still sense her life force. There is still time."

---

Hel looked at the Arceus in the room. "...Shouldn't you be requesting for her soul right about now, Lacey?"

"Oh, who said that she's dead?" The Arceus giggled.

"...That blade says so."

The Arceus shook her head. "Oh, you'll see. She's not down just yet."

"Hm. She is best not to be." Hel turned back to the screen.

---

....

Friede looked down at the figure. The greatsword was still directly in the middle of the creature. While there was no blood, it should have been enough to drive right into her and kill her.

...but if that was enough to end her, why has she not lost her disguise?

...

... unless--

....

Hehe.

hehehe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Heidi slowly started to change, with her power skyrocketing as well. The dragon grabbed onto the greatsword and slowly began rise, driving the sword deeper and deeper through her sternum.

Once she was close enough to meet her attacker face-to-face, she had nothing but a snarky grin.

"You've lost, Friede."

Friede yanked herself away and brought the greatsword with her. The hole in Heidi's chest suddenly disappeared, as if it never happened to begin with.

"...So this is how you interpret yourself as an Arceus, Heidi."

"Arceus? Us? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heidi used Neutralizing Tera Blast!

The attack caused a large explosion on Friede, causing her, even at her immense strength, to flinch for a moment.

"We are not Arceus. We may have the abilities to defeat your kind... we may be able to perform your duties better than you.... We may work to protect this world from vermin such as yourself... but we are not like you. No matter what happens to us, we are, and will always be, Latias."

"....Then, if that is the case, I will ensure that you perish with that thought."

Friede used Judgment! Heidi used Neutralizing Light that Burns the Sky!

#friede #plot: creator clash #verse: main #muse heidi

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kayssweetdreams · 1 year

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Maestro Hiccups Nightmares Unleashed Part 43

The two Maren looked at the pink haired child beside them, frozen in terror. Reala's eyes shrunk, his ruse was up. "Erm...Yes Madame. This is how I can defend you!" He lied, however, this gave NiGHTS the upper hand "So THIS is how you've been keeping her asleep, you've been sucking up to her! Figures, since you suck up to Wizeman." They said.

Reala glared back at NiGHTS "Oh please, You're a suck up too, You didn't even tell your little visitors what you are." He spat out. NiGHTS tensed up when he said that, prompting Emma to break her stance and look confused "What does that mean?" She asked.

Reala cracked a cruel smile "Well, Did NiGHTS ever tell you that they are a Nightmaren too?" They asked. NiGHTS didn't break their stance, but a flicker of shame flashed in their eyes. "NiGHTS? a Nightmaren?" Leo asked. The purple jester looked away, letting their guard down, and allowing Reala to slam them into the ground.

Trisha Jane shrugged her shoulders. "Well...I kinda figured, I mean you two do look the same, save that NiGHTS is more graceful." She said. The two Jesters gazed at her in shock "You Knew?!" They shouted at the same time. The brilliant girl just shrugged again.

Kaylo watched the exchange, before taking a closer look at Reala...and realized that he had on nail polish...and very elaborate make up. She then began to giggle at the supposed "Nightmaren" before she full on fell over in laughter at his appearance "I-I'm sorry but-PFFT-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" She chortled out.

The onlookers, both good and bad however, gave different reactions to her laughter. Reala with spite, as she was supposed FEAR him, not laugh at his appearance. NiGHTS and the children however, had a mix of fear, disappointment, and sadness, as their plan was now ruined, and the cracks were beginning to fade and repair themselves.

Mei wiped her Zombie makeup off, and ran over to her laughing friend "Kaylo please! You HAVE to wake up! Timeville is in trouble, Lance has the hiccups, and we NEED to get the cure to him, and the only way we're able to do that, is if you wake up from the fake Nightopia, and-" Mei was cut off by a razor sharp tarot card missing the two of them.

"That's enough out of you little visitor!" Jackle cackled, holding 3 more, ready to fire. "Now THIS time, You won't get to interfere!" He screeched. Poor Kaylo then felt tears begin to leak from her eyes, this was getting to be too much, she didn't want to see or here anymore. She wanted out!

"STOP IT!! STOP IT NOW!! MAKE IT STOP!! I WANT OUT!!" She cried, the cracks begin to return with a vengeance as Kaylo's body began to turn transparent and see through before it popped into nothing...

Back in the Balan Theater...

Balan was panicking at the state of both Wonderworld and the Real World. At this rate not only would the world become a living nightmare, but HE would be able to break through. A soft cracking sound then caught his attention, he turned around to see the small glass ball that Marina brought began to crack, and chip before it shattered, and revealed a yawning, but confused Kaylo.

The Pink haired girl looked around, and realized she was in the Balan Theater "How did I get here? And where's Marina?" She asked. Balan quickly flew to her aid "Dear Kaylo, It's great to see you awake! I'm afraid that this world and yours are at stake. However This is a way to prevent the danger from coming through, But first, there is something you must do..." He said, taking her to a small pool of water that revealed a sky full of stats.

Mei belongs to @sundove88

Trisha Jane Belongs to @lovelyteng

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