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I translated seb's car names to Latin right? The next step of mental illness is to assign all the different Holy Roman Emperors' Latin mottos to drivers LMFAO
#for some reason i thought only the baroque guys had them#but nope! goes back pretty far. not sure how far yet but back until the 1500s at least#and idk?? its sick to me ig???#its very funny to imagine them scribbling out different latin phrases and trying to choose which suits them#^ im not sure how they chose them id have research but thats my headcanon LOL#especially charles vi bcs he had diaries so all i can imagine is him filling up pages w different options#OH MY GLD ALSO#so charles v right. pretty prolific emperor i think#guess what his motto was??? 'plus ultra' 😭😭😭 oh my god#also some guy's was abt Caesar and i didnt look too closely but i like to think he was a history nerd sjkflg#but anwyays already have nando and seb's 🥰🥰#god theyre like way too fitting it scares me#seb's 'through persistence and courage' especially#^ im gonna make a post abt that soon bcs in the last ep of the Brawn doc +#+ christian kept talking abt how seb never gave up hope for winning that wdc and its SOOOOOOOOO fitting its crazy#also nando's 'by love and fear' is just. yeah. (cant be assed to remember the Latin itself sorry)#but yeah idk lookign at them. i think irs be funny to assign them 😭#not even 'which emperor is this f1 driver like' but 'which motto fits them' :D#the peak level of brainrot tbh#catie.rambling.txt
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someone recently posted a list of all the movies riverdale episodes are named after and now i cannot stop thinking about how episode ONE. very first number ONE was named after rivers edge like. that is such a superbowl for my brain and now i want to rewatch and pick apart who’s supposed to be who. who is supposed to be the keanu reeves? the ione skye? more importantly, the crispin glover?
#‘actors in riverdale are bad’ no. they are respecting their elders and homaging to crispin glover’s performance in RIVER’S EDGE#it’s actually so important to me now that it’s in my head i wanna rewatch so bad#also maybe i just want to see ione…. SO WHAT!!!! SOO WHATTT!!!!!#now i want a dead on rivers edge remake but with riverdale cast#rip riverdale you would’ve done great with that scene where the kid is describing murder and it keeps cutting between sex in the park#that is so crazy oh my gld#i need to make a lot of posts about this whole thing like not just rivers edge#but the movies riverdale named episodes after because what good fucking TASTE!#also proving riverdale is the only bitch that gets me#like faster pussycat kill kill? there will be blood? prisoners?#fast times at ridgemont high? TO DIE FOR???#can’t even get into the to die for implicstions rn nobody gets that movie like me. but riverdale does#what was i talking about#oh yeah#i know it’s more about the situation than the characters but i want to study this now
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lord have mercy that post-cum sleepytired is HITTING
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#oh my god this fic#oh my gld#it’s literally so fucking good like speechless and i wanna cry#i gotta put it down cause i gotta nap before work JSHSH#but holy fuck dude#also i need a wife immediately LMFAOOOOO
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made this chart because i think the role/class assignments are such fun pieces of characterization for story NPCs! information pulled from here.
footnotes under the cut:
many NPCs have fancy titles instead of job names - for example, ysayle is referred to as "oracle of ice", and pre-edw alphinaud is an "academician". the jobs i marked them as are pulled from the icons of their classes + the movesets they use.
i didn't include the nameless fill-in NPCs like "temple chirurgeon" or "scion lancer". i am aware that the ARR duty support npcs have dialogue and mini-arcs, but that isn't relevant to my interest in making this chart. and sorry to j'moldva and any fans she has, but she also does not meet the threshold of character significance to be included in the chart.
thancred, urianger, and alphinaud can only dps in specific duty support instances: thancred in the antitower (if he tanks, this is the only time he can GLD - without a shield equipped! uh oh), alphinaud during hvw & stb, and urianger in the mothercrystal (if the player heals, alphinaud is your other healer). y'shtola will only heal in the burn and edw patch dungeons (funny, since her introductory epithet is "cultured conjurer"). all of these can only be used in duty support and not in trust, so they are on the cusps of their overlaps, not properly in them, as i feel this more accurately reflects their actual roles.
alphinaud functions as a scholar with his special massive carby. urianger also pulls out an even bigger carby to somehow be a summoner ("lithomancer") who can use bahamut and phoenix, but not the other three egis! due to his involvement in the bahamut coils raids?
there are no pure healers, outside of the fill-in NPCs!
DPS is a girl job, tanking is a boy job, and healer is equality. ysayle and venat are the only women who can tank, and both use a sword & shield, which makes me want to eat drywall, also i'm also kissing them both on the mouth.
apparently samurais can tank (🔄Third Eye🔄) and apparently gladiators are DPS.
g'raha is notable outside of being an all-rounder in that all of his jobs are, well, jobs. the majority of characters use class icons, while he gets to be full-fledged versions of all of these things. something something soul crystals / the crystal tower / the exarch / etc etc. frankly i'm a little fuzzy on soul crystal lore. i just think this is an interesting distinction.
if you're interested in this kind of stuff, @trustinsighters is a great resource for character dialogue, actions, and many more interesting details in the characters' programming in duty support and trust dungeons! they have great infographics and videos, including localization differences. one of my favorite accounts. their twitter has charts for every trust dungeon from shb onwards, and high-res versions are available on their kofi!
now look at my wol's adorable starlight RDM fit. isn't she so cute. she's my angel. i think about her lore and i weep. her heart is so Good. tomte peregrin on maduin ♥
that is all.
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Next in fashion episode 5
JAMES AND GODOY FUCK YEAH OH GLD I HOPE THEY DO WELL
"Super feminine vs super masculine" that makes so much sense though, like that's perfect, easy to know the other knows what they're doing with that outfit vibes
Oh no Amari and Nigel they look so awkward with each other
GODOYS FACE WHEN JAMES SAID "Im pretty sloppy" xD
Theyre so evil to add an accessory at that late in the competition
I love gigi
James: hear me out..... PIZZA PURSE
I fucking LOVE James
Not Nigel sending a message at 3am being like "here's the list of things we gotta do, oh also we got we gon win" I love that
Godoy looks like he's going to kill James xD
I'm so scared the two designs that were like "oh I'm not sure" were like the two that I've loved so much oh god. Like these two pair of people are my favourite
Oh my god I'm gonna lose it, it's Godoy and I feel so sad about it. Nooo oh my god, Godoy is so upset holy shit
When even Godoy fell in love with the pizza purse 😭😭😭
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FEN FEN FEN HAVE YOU SEEN HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIVESTREAM
Acheron. Black Swan. I lost my shit.
I SAWWWWW OMFNFBGBNGKGLGJG IM SO EXCITED GAHEUEGAHUEGEVJ im also . oh my gld . the concert
#DRUMMER ARGENTI ERHU PLAYER JINGLIU SAVE ME ...... SAVE ME DRUMMER ARGENTI ERHU PLAYER JINGLIU........#✎... mailbox.#✎... regulars: 🐉
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I REALLY MUST SLEEP SOON BUT I JUST HEARD THIS LYRIC IN RECORD ENDER AND OH MY- THE POTENTIAL
ALSO IM GLD YOU LIKED THE BIT I SENT YOU AND IM CONSTANTLY THINKINGA BOUT THEM
SCREAMING AND THROWING MY PHONE AT THE WALL THIS IS EVERYTHING DUDE THE *POTENTIAL* !!!!!!!!!
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okay live blogging my reaction to gomens 2 ep 1
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ANGEL CROWLEY THE HAIR KH MY GOD
oh my god are they making the OH MY GLD THEY HELPED MAKE IT THE COLORS KH MU HOD THIS JS BESUTJFUK
crowley happy stims
OH NO HES SO SAD
crowley sweaty
HOW MUCH TROUBKE CAN I GET INTO JUST FOR ASKING A FEW QUESTIONS ?????? what if i kill myself
IM GOWING TO THROW UP
im going to vomit and die CROWLEY DID UT FIRST AT THE BEGINNING WHEN HE WAS STILL AN ANGEL??????? IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE NEIL WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
im less than ten minutes in and i feel like i’ve been sucker punched in the face LMAO
god the colors and the costumes and the set of this show are so gorgeous ugh the COSTUMES
he says hello maggie so gently if he spoke to me and said my name like that i might cry i love u aziraphale
GOD RHE DESJGNS
i took one (1) set design class and now ever
single show i look it im like 👀 it’s so pretty LOL
he’s so
he’s such a dork i love him
the clarinet
he knows the benches that’s so funny
bro her red outfit slays so hard
nooooo crowley depression era poor thing
continuing the delayed duck facts god i love him so much
AUGH YHE COSTUMES THE COLORS IM GONNA DIE
SHES SO GAY
i love the way they say holy shit
OH MY GOD
I wonder how many times they busted up laughing filming this
ZIRAS GAY LITTLE SHOES I LOVE THEM
he’s so good at being like forgetful and annoying
LESBIANS
i love the blowing on phones to end call
he’s so anxious zira sweeitie
i have no idea what that feels like why would u say that
the box 👀
is that all? oh?
there’s a single fly in there
you’re funny i love you
what’s gabriel
JIMMMM short for gabriel
this is so funny criminal minds heaven version w this matchbox LMAO
HE KNOWS HIM SO WELL
CROWLEY CHUGGING THE COFFEE LMAO
oh she has a partner rip :((
HES SO MAD
i… am… dusting… HES SO FUNNY
the exactly is so funny
you’re at liberty to go
i would love you to help me
HES SO PETTY ANGEL LMAO
they’re sooooo married fighting
just breathe that’s what humans do
gasp a material object
THE WAY MICHAEL POKES IT LOL
she’s so baiting him
ERASED FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE
SCHOOL OF LOVERBOYS GOOD GOD
oh yikes lindsey is TOXIC
WITH THE LITTLE DANCE
HES DONE THE LITTLE IM WRONG DANCE
LMAOOOOOO
he’s literally a child
standing on the chair so dramatic
no one will have noticed a thing
ALARM BELLS AND HEAVEN GOES RED
uh phhhhh
also okay moving on to episode 2!!!
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riverdale 💕
Favourite character: toni cheryl OR betty
Funniest character: cheryl or betty #tome.... the insanity that runs thru these bitches veins is everything to me
Best-looking character: either toni or reggie #TOME . i wanna be either of them
3 favourite ships: choni, barchie, archiereggie
Least favourite character: honestly hiram like obvi i fucking hate jughead when hes not around tabitha but hiram was on another level of annoying. i fucking hate archies uncle in s7 also. OH AND FUCK PENELOPE BLOSSOM GODDD but she at least is kinda funny sometimes n cheryl makes her bearable bc nat boltt and madelaine have such great chemistry..OH FUCK JULIEN TOO oh my gld... okay so julien and hiram fucking suck all the time.
Least favourite ship: bughead literally need him away from betty and i need cole as far away from lili as possible at all times.
Reason why I watch it: its just so fun to watch and its so insane and funny and it brings me sm comfort even when im annoyed or mad at it i can laugh abt it and i love love the cast sm and its just <3 a comfort show honestly
Why I started watching it: canon lesbian cheryl and brazilian queen camila mendes <3
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back —— next [GLD] [PGL] [THM]
MSQ 1.0 [Ul'dah] — Close to Home
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⚫ Close to Home
📖 Description — Lv. 1
Momodi, the proprietress of the Quicksand, wants you to perform three tasks that will help you learn the fundamentals of adventuring.
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Momodi
"Before you go chargin' off to find your fortune, I've a few basic tasks I'd like you to perform so as to help you get to know the place.
First of all, I want you to visit the aetheryte plaza. To get there, head west from here till you reach Emerald Avenue, then look to the north. You should see a giant, floatin' crystal called an aetheryte.
If it weren't for aetherytes, travelin' around Eorzea would be a damn sight more troublesome than it is. 'Course, you still need to attune with 'em before you can use 'em, so be sure to do that with the one in the plaza. You ever attuned with an aetheryte before, FN? If not, just lay your hand on the thing and you'll see what I mean.
* If playing Gladiator starting class:
"When you've done that, I want you to pay a visit to the Gladiators' Guild, over at the Coliseum."
Assumin' that [sword/scepter/those hora] ain't just for show, you might consider trainin' there.
And finally, I want you to visit the Sapphire Avenue Exchange, over on the Steps of Thal.
Goods from all across Eorzea and beyond turn up there every day. You'll have no trouble findin' armor, weapons, or anythin' else a fledglin' adventurer like yourself might need.
You might say that everythin's for sale here in Ul'dah—as long as you've got the gil. Just make sure as you don't pay more than you ought, FN.
There's plenty as won't scruple to swindle unsuspectin' foreigners like yourself, 'specially if they think no one's lookin' out for their best interests.
Which is why I'm givin' you this letter. When you visit the exchange, find a gentleman named Seseroga and give it to him. He'll be happy to tell you about the markets once he's read it."
Momodi
"In short, then: visit the aetheryte plaza, the Gladiators' Guild, and the Sapphire Avenue Exchange. Simple.
Oh, but before you go, a word of advice: while there're more than a few unsavory characters out there who'll try to take advantage of you, there are also some with honest-to-goodness problems who you should consider offerin' a helpin' hand to.
A lot of folk are lured to this city by the promise of wealth and power. What many of 'em fail to realize is that instead of chasin' after gil the moment they get here, they ought to be makin' friends.
Let it be known that you're willin' to give as much as you get, and opportunities will come your way.
Speakin' of which, you should speak with the Smith over yonder—those lads always have some good advice for up-and-comin' adventurers. Otherwise, that's about it from me. It's past time you got goin'. Oh, and let me know when you've finished, will you? That way, I won't spend my days worryin' that you're down to your smallclothes without a gil to your name."
Quest Accepted
* Note: At this point, other player characters become visible to you, and the instance no longer bars you from the rest of the city.
💬 What the Smith has to say (new player guidance)
💬 Flavor text inside the quicksand (post-tutorial)
💬 Flavor text in Ul'dah - Steps of Nald from East to West
🟠Sidequest: Due Diligence — Wymond
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◾* Attune yourself to the aetheryte found inside the city.
* Walking along the wide, curved street, though your attention may be drawn aside by shouting merchants, it is hard to miss the recessed entrance to the aetheryte. It glows vibrant and blue in the center of its dim underground plaza.
* Reaching out to it, a beam of blue light sings between you and the crystal. You can feel your aether synchronizing with it, until you're sure a sort of equilibrium has been reached. It's then that a voice calls out behind you.
Nenebaru
"Hail, adventurer! Might you have come at the behest of Miss Momodi of the Quicksand?
* You nod.
Nenebaru
"Excellent. Which brings us to the matter of the attunement fee—that will be one hundred thousand gil, if you please, [sir/madam].
* You step back with a start. He is dressed in the Brass Blades' uniform, after all...
Nenebaru
"...AHAHAHAHAHA! Apologies, but I do so relish the opportunity to make that jest. The look on your face was absolutely priceless! Ah, but the fact that you were so easily deceived suggests to me that you are unfamiliar with the use of aetherytes. Allow me to explain.
These crystalline agglomerations tap into aetherial energies, and are primarily used as a means to travel swiftly from one place to another.
Perchance you have heard of Return and Teleport? Well, these transportation spells make direct use of the aetherytes and their connection to the flow of aether.
Given that there is an aetheryte in almost every corner of Eorzea, any adventurer with a mind to explore the realm will wish to seek out and attune himself to each and every one!
But even if you have no intention of wandering beyond the sultanate's borders, it would be prudent for you to attune yourself to any aetherytes you encounter from now on.
I pray you found that informative. Should you wish to learn more about aetherytes or transportation magic, I should be happy to answer your questions."
💬 Flavor text: More about Aetheryte
💬 Flavor text in Ul'dah - Steps of Nald - Emerald Avenue and Westward
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back —— next◾* Visit your class's guild.
[Gladiator] [Pugilist] [Thaumaturge]
💬 Flavor text in Ul'dah - Steps of Thal
#FFXIV: A Text Archive#ata/ARR#ata/cutscene#ata/MSQ#ata/ul'dah start#ata/Momodi#ata/q/Close to Home (Ul'dah)#ata/aetheryte#ata/Nenebaru#This took soooo long because of all the little links to other posts I had to include#It's been so long idk if if I got everything but here it goes
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I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I want them to KISS.
I KNEW they weren't going to when I started this but OH MY GLD I AM SO INVESTED.
Also they're both very pretty and have good voices and smiles and 50 episodes was not enough. I need Wei wuxian in more banger costumes.
I'm also mad the costumes were so good, but only because why doesn't everyone wear shit like this still. Men's fashion today is lame and boring. Also why don't american block busters have good costumes anymore. Diwjskd
Time to drown in fic where they do actually kiss.
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Y'all talking about bringing your teachers coffee meanwhile here it was my teacher bringing us coffee
#gld the way i loved my english teacher <3#also once a classmate of mine was so obviously tired that she just put some coins on his desk in the middle lf the lesson#and was like here go grab yourself a coffe you're about to pass out#oh and final year religion class was basically tea time
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all white fits and they kept smiling :(
https://youtu.be/_HfmAmyg6hw
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#u demons... whoever recorded this do music shows i HATE when they do closeups of split group choreo#also my eyes literally just keep following mj i dont even know why but oh gld#Youtube
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I think I’m going to come out to my mom tonight
#im gonna puke but im having an anxiety attack and texting my cousin who’s a lesbian for advice and i think in order for me to feel so much#better i need to get 3.5 years of swcrecy off my shoulders#im surprised i can thpe im shakinf sk bad#wish me luck pray that all goes well idk if im glinf tk bht probably#i came oht tk a family member today though sk thats a step in the right dirextion#oh gld#this looks like im faking it lmao km jusg feallh scared as all#also the thmblr tags dont have autocorrext anymore that also has fo do with kt
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make me company as i watch sex education S3 E7!!
god i dont want to finish the series i love it too much
damn
eric and otis friendship >>>
otis is so cute oh my god
"you know how big my balls are" 😭
eric lmfaoooo
"no. i messed it all up again" kejwkfjke
"it was pretty amazing" :,( <3
THE WAY OTIS SCREAMED WHEN JACKSON CALLED HIM LMFAO
i just realised i love otis bc hes got bi wife energy (i/maeve is the bi wife)
"you seem nerdy" "yes" love of my life
aimee and maeve !!! besties i love em
steve <3
all vulvas are unique !!!
jean my fave milf i love her
I JUST READ A SPOILER TO LOOK UP ADAM'S MOM NAME OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO NO
well i was gonna say maureen reminds me of mitski idk the vibes the eyes the hair
i should try the superman pose thing
NOOO CAAAAL WTF IS WRONG WITH HER WTF
im andy garcia lmao
AIMES QUOTING SIMONE I LOVE HER
this is why im scared of driving
"people fuck in the bushes!" LMFAO I REMEMBER ON THE VERY FIRST EPISODE THERE WERE TWO FUCKING IN THE BUSHES
uh oh
oh god the suspense
OH MY GOD RKWJJSJD
"ladies get your wank on!" so true bestie
why didnt them fucking lock the door
RUBY QUEEN
THE CHINESE BURN LESGOO
ruby queen!!!!!! slay
the perdume lmaoo
THE GIRLS FUCKING NA FAM CMON NOTNAT FUCKING SCHOOL 😭
NO LILY DONT
THE THINGS THEY WROTE YESS
MY MUM CAUGHT ME WANKING LMFAOOOO
eric's laugh gives me life
the songgggggg
nooo lilyyyyyyyyty
man otissss <33
CAL!!! royalty
OTIS DANCING SKILLS INLOVE THIS MAN SONMUCH
this series is so good i cant
no lilyyyyyy inlove you dont!!
HES GONNA APPEAR IN TV WITH THE GODDAMN SIGN
there she is!!!! oh god
yeah otis king
him correcting him saying its a vulva not a vagina, there goes my fave nerd
yesss headmaster groff i love this man
why didnt they show the audio??
the babys comingggg
its lily's mom!!!
FINALLY JAKOB'S BACKSTORY
oh so that's why,,,
jakob <3
oh ok so they are kissing great
beautiful is a gendered word??? what
noo cis boy dont make a scene for apologising donttt
damn
i feel so incredibly bad for maeve's mom
im not crying im not crying im not crying
god
otis <3
PLEASE DONT TELL ME LILY DID SOMETHING TO HERSELF
oh thank god
yeah i also shut off
otis !!!!!!! <3 yes king
"you shouldnt ever give someone the power to humiliate you. you are great. just the way you are." !!!
eugene where are you
OUTSIDE?!
adams the cutest
oh no oh no oh no no no no
oh fuck the same facial expressions than his dad
jakob for fucks sake
the bien others such a dick i hate him
oh damn michael ily
MY NAME IS MICHAEL! YES KING
oh damn
hes so right
yes the bowls so nice
king shit
oh man id never give birth
SHE DID IT!!!!
ITS A GIRLLL
oh my hos
WAIT
WHATS GOING IN
NO
OH GLD
NO
NO
NO
I SWEAR IF SHE DIES I DIE
yess girls with mommy issues unite (im not exactly one but yesss)
adam <3
THEY ARE HAVING SEX TONIGHT LESGOOOO
nooo adammmm
AND IN THE GARDEN WOULD YOU TRUST ME 🎶🎶
i cant believe it otis isnt aware of jean giving birth oh my god
oh god
this is killing me
hes so sweet
its raining ahh
YESSSSSS
FUCK YES MAN
oh wait
NO MAN
ANSWER THE FODDAMN PHONE
OH MY GOD
oh only one more episode oh no i am not prepared for this
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