WAIT OH GOD
my boyfriend got me into fucking alien stage j will probably talk about it on here HELP ME
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Dude I just closed like 400 tabs I’ve had open since fifth grade
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"which one of us wins?" "it's april fools why don't you win" LMFAOOO GRIAN
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oh its the lack of affection again
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Breaking news: uncle nasty is officially part of the simons family more at 12.
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so basement era gerard gets drunk and high and when he wakes up in the morning he's feeling woozy and hung over or maybe still not completely sober. anyway he's laying face down in his star wars sheets, feeling hazy and good and not really thinking straight so when he feels his bladder's full he just. lets go right there. and then in like three seconds he panics because what the fuck he's still in bed but it's too late, he can't stop and also it just feels so fucking good. after he's all empty he realises that oh apparently that felt REALLY good because now he's hard and sort of grinding down on the puddle on the bed. so he just sneaks a hand down into his soaked pajamas and rubs himself until he comes and adds to the mess
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constantly crying over 79 i swear to god every time i think abt them i start sobbing every time i swear to god o swear to god oh my g od aohwsjidhskakdbaianfjsksksjwhahhahdhaiqiiehd
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someone recently posted a list of all the movies riverdale episodes are named after and now i cannot stop thinking about how episode ONE. very first number ONE was named after rivers edge like. that is such a superbowl for my brain and now i want to rewatch and pick apart who’s supposed to be who. who is supposed to be the keanu reeves? the ione skye? more importantly, the crispin glover?
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