It's such a classic rite of passage as siblings to grievously (only occasionally) hurt your siblings while doing something stupid/playfighting and I can just picture the formerly siblingless Batkids all individually having that freeze moment before going "Oh shut up, you didn't even hit the piano that hard."

Enid: Do you think I’m ugly?

Wednesday: It’s not about looks, Enid. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Enid: Wednesday..

Wednesday: For example, someone's heart.

Enid: Aw... Stop it-

Wednesday: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Enid: Seriously, stop.

HAPPY BEAT BTHURSDAY FRIDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

you'd think eventually I would run out of new car problems to have, but there is, unfortunately, always some new way a car can try to break

hey guys, please pray for the soul of a very very dear priest friend, he passed away last night(got last rights from his brother, also a priest), his name was Fr. Terrence Gordon if anyone wants to know.

Thanks for the prayers, whoever sees this ♥️

my brain is funny sometimes bc it's very incessant with its whole "ur an evil bad person actually" thing, all the while it daydreams abt hosting creative writing programmes for at risk youth as like the ultimate career goal. like... yeah ok. im the devil. sure. let's go with that.

today in rain world: got softlocked in the garbage wastes as spearmaster because the game freezes whenever I enter a room that contains rot. chomping and biting

Why do they pilot the Enterprise-D like this?

Results: Jase vs. Simon

“Goddamn kid, where’d you learn how to hit so damn hard? I feel like you bruised one of my ribs...”

“Magnus... he t-taught me how to put my weight behind my h-hits...” Simon wheezed a bit, leaning on Jase. “I’m tired... c-can you carry to Quinn...?”

Winner: Jase Vallo

guys I have this fear that my ex-best friend is going to find me on ao3 and send everyone I know the link to my account because she WOULD

i’ve tried to come up with a good caption but NOTHING will be funnier than “i’ve fucked your mom, shitlips” aka your honor is it gay to have your lips within 0.3in of a woman’s whose idea of romance includes having you on her hitlist and hoping that she is on yours

been taking a good look at my life up to this point and it's only dawning on me now that with the exception of one (1) teacher at a week-long writing workshop i took at age thirteen, i have literally never talked substantially irl with a queer person significantly older than me

losing my mind at Calypso & Rowan meeting for the first time in Arcadia because neither of them knows the other is also from Earth so it's just a constant loop of "here is a fact about our world, Arcadia, that I clearly know because I have lived here all my life." / "hm yes. I'm aware of that information, for I, too, have lived here all my life. thank you for saying that in a totally natural way, but it was unecessary, as we have both lived here our entire lives and don't need to be remined of expected day-to-day things."

hey wormdoll what video game songs have you been listening to lately?

don't think ive ever been called a wormdoll before, that's a new one!

to answer your question, the last video game ost i listened to was the Sims 2, though specifically the console (ps2, xbox, gamecube) version's ost. it's primarily the pc's ost just extremely condensed down, but i have a lot of nostalgia from specifically the console version of Sims 2 since that was my favourite sims game when i was younger

me and ghost [moirail/bestie] just finished persona 5 royal finally. 153 hours babyy, also took us like 2.5 months cause we just played a couple hours a day but woo. now we have to figure what to play next tho

Society if Red Barrels didn't remove the door glitch from Outlast