I just shook someone’s hand and said nice to meet you and TOTALLY FORGOT to give them my name. Why was I written this way.
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Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it
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Haint is a word btw
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HATE WHEn the song is fire cuz I can’t dance and I have to wiggle around like one of them stupid green worms
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Whoever is reblogging my biblically accurate angels you stop that right now
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smack
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if you know anything you're actually stupid and i hate you
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When you misread an Etsy shop name as “fentanyl” and you have a tiny heart attack at the thought that you bought stuff from the fentanyl shop
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Biblically-accurate angel traits:
Serves God.
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Waking up and opening my activity page on 4/1/24.
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@staff I am filled with rage that boops are no longer an option. Petition to bring them back
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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tumblr users when tumblr gives them buttons to click:
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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3
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