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I've had a critical breakthrough on the ABO-verse fics I'm working on but it feels weirdly tragic that I'm about to erase all my silly little placeholders I stuck in where I wasn't ready to flesh out a scene yet. I've gotten kind of attached to them :|
#yes fics plural I started three (3) at the same time lmao#it's gonna be a series I've decided#2 davekats and 1 dirkjake are underway#oh scratch that#MAYBE FOUR LMAO because I'm considering a kind of angsty dirkjake backstory piece#I can't just let Dirk hop on the dick I have to give him Problems first#he needs it. he needs a project. or he starts destroying his enclosure#fear not sweetpea I am going to give you so many things to worry about <3#hotkarkatwrites#OP
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OP Men When You're Injured
Context: I don't mean mortally injured, I'm talking something not too serious that kind of inhibits your movement like a broken bone or recovery from a surgery
Law, Kid, Ace, Luffy, Zoro, Sanji
Law
A/N: can we get a little commotion for this gif tho?? Why is he so perfect?? 😭
Law as a doctor is perfectly normal about your injury. He knows with some rest and eventual rehabilitation you'll be just fine. No big deal.
He makes sure you're healing well and comfortable, like he would with any patient
Law as your boyfriend is different.
In the case of an injury with no risk of infection, he'll press a kiss to it. Yes, like he's kissing your boo-boo 🥹
Law does not leave your side. He is your shadow. Where you go, he's right beside you or at the very least in the same room as you.
At first he deadass tries to convince you he's not lingering at all and he's the same as he always is.
But you both know he's lying. He practically moves his office wherever you decide to be for the day.
He can't help himself. What if you fall? What if you reinjure yourself? He's so pressed about the worst case scenarios, and given his past, can you blame him?
He quietly grumbles and pouts about his own "irrational" behavior because he knows in reality you can absolutely go about your day. You're a little slower but you're fine. But he just can't let you. As soon as you start to struggle, he's right beside you offering to help.
If you're aggravated by his hovering, he's twice as annoyed by it. He's literally so frustrated with himself lmao, you might end up having to comfort him instead.
Even if he complains (is it really complaining if he's actually happy lol) you're happy because all this extra time around you makes him extra affectionate. Law snuggles close to you, justifying his closeness by explaining how physical affection can lower cortisol levels.
KID
Oh Kid smh 😔he has no idea how to treat you so he just decides to behave like everything's normal lmao
Legitimately though, even if a inanimate object is what caused your injury, he's destroying it. Just out of pure fury that you were hurt.
He'll huff when you fall behind or have trouble doing something, but he just can't leave you to suffer
He's a man of action lol so he'll probably end up doing things for you just for efficiency sake. You're walking too slow? He picks you up. Can't grab or hold something? He'll do the whole thing for you and next time you try to do the same thing you find he's made something to make it a lot easier for you while you heal.
Anything you need to assist you he'll happily build.
If you have a cast or anything like that, he's gonna draw all over it (honestly, the whole crew will. You're gonna have the most bad ass cast ever)
He absolutely calls you a baby for wincing or complaining. He doesn't mean it...mostly.
If he's not keeping an eye on you than Killer is.
It's not like he's worried or anything! Fuck you for saying that!! He just doesn't want to hear or see you whining and complaining. It's annoying. Okay, sure Kid.
He genuinely hate seeing you in pain though, even if it's just wincing it reminds him of losing his arm and he never wants you to experience anything close to that.
ACE
Ace is your little emotional support boyfriend...or maybe it's the other way around 🤭.
He'll curl up at your side while you recuperate and completely dozes off.
He takes looking after you very seriously and asks Marco lots of questions, even if there's not a whole lot he can do.
He doesn't pity you, but he does feel really bad. Even if it was just an accident, he hates seeing you limited in any way.
He might accidentally treat you like you're made of glass.
It's just because he cares a lot, and he really doesn't want anything else to happen to you.
Every single morning he wakes up and asks how you're feeling or if you're in any pain.
There's a lot of people on the Moby Dick and accidents happen all the time, so don't be surprised when he literally clears a way for you to traverse around the ship.
I'm not saying he's impatient buuuut he will definitely glare at whatever part of you is injured and say, "Jeez, can you heal up already?"
He gives you space, but only if you ask for it. He just doesn't want you to feel like you're ever in this alone.
LUFFY
Luffy is neither patient nor gentle lol but he's extremely loyal
He'll goof off and continue to go on adventures, but he's not gone for long
Even his crew is surprised when tells them he's not going to get distracted because he knows you're back on the Sunny waiting for them.
He's always bringing cool things back to you since you can't do as much as you usually can. Just because you can't be right beside him doesn't mean you have to miss everything.
God bless him he's gonna try to bring you some meat so you'll heal faster 🤭.
He'll absolutely forget you're injured at some point and probably tackle hug you.
The last thing he'll let you do is stay cooped up in bed unless Chopper insists that you have to. Even if you need to rest you can do it right next to him on the head of the Sunny, right?
Exactly like Ace he's going to frown at whatever part of you is injured and say, "Jeez, can you heal up already?!"
He gets whatever you need and probably overdoes it. Need a glass of water? He just straight up brings you the whole barrel.
More is better! Besides, you need to hurry up and get better!
ZORO
He's not worried. He's so chill about it, actually. ...Until you start to move around.
The way he switches up is laugh worthy. He goes from nonchalant to overprotective in an instant.
He practically holds his breath as you make your way around the Sunny, watching you like a hawk.
Admittedly, he does tease you a little. He'll grab things for you, but hold them out of your reach or call you a little turtle if you move slower. He thinks it's very cute hehe.
For better or for worse, Zoro's not a hypocrite. He won't hound you to take it easy if you think you're up to a task. Even if Chopper really wishes he would.
He still won't leave you though, unless you're resting and stationary, he's by your side.
Zoro is your attack dog boyfriend. There's no way anyone (*ahem* Luffy) is fooling around too close to you. There's not going to be a chance you could get hurt more or reinjured.
When you're alone he checks in with you to make sure you're okay, not because he's shy about being soft in front of people but more so to protect your privacy.
He kind of likes doing extra things for you, he won't say it out loud but it makes him really happy when he can do things while you recover. He considers taking care of someone he loves to be such an honor.
SANJI
Unless whatever injured you is vitally important (e.g. the Sunny), he's kicking the shit out of it on principle because how dare anything even dare to hurt you lmao
Are you surprised that he dotes on you hand and foot? You shouldn't be.
I think it also goes without saying he is cooking you best meals.
They're gonna have to tie him down when it comes time for your rehabilitation because he wants to do everything for you.
He's such a sweet heart! He leaves you little messages like "you're doing great!" and "I love you!"
Literally this man lives with you on the ship and he still got you flowers, a get well card, and a little stuffed animal like he's not going to see you every single day
He loves carrying you (as long as it's Chopper approved). He's beaming down the sunny with you in his arms.
He makes the cutest little picnics so you can eat comfortably
Sanji's also an emotional support boyfriend lol. In between cooking for the crew and other duties, he's curled up right next to.
He might coddle you a little too much but it's just because he loves you so so so much
#one piece x reader#one piece x you#law x reader#one piece#one piece x reader headcanon#luffy x reader#sanji x reader#zoro x reader#kid x reader#ace x reader#roronoa zoro#portgas d ac#trafalgar law
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(Ask Meme) CV Soundwave?
First impression: ohoho he is Dancing, how silly.
Impression now: legitimately my favourite incarnation of Soundwave. Allowed to be a total dick but in the sort of show where this is hilarious instead of scary. Petty king. The version where Soundwave gets to be the feral one but he is STILL excessively competent. Came in clutch in the ending out of pure spite. I adore him.
Favourite moment: GET TARN'S ASS
Idea for a story: god I want the Cyberverse AU where Starscream DOES kill Megatron and now Soundwave and Shockwave have to work together to kill him in turn. But like as a comedy. To be clear. Workplace farce.
Unpopular opinion: that I like him even better than tfp Soundwave probably lmao.
Favourite relationship: him and Hot Rod are so genuinely funny. Cartoon villain meets mildly out of place Shonen protagonist, it's perfect.
Favourite headcanon: Soundwave spent the entire period OP was helping found the Cons just bullying him. For being a total dweeb. Just nonstop bullying. His favourite hobby.
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bucchigiri ep 8 thoughts (a.k.a. the drama-loving bitch inside me finally gets fed):
marito <- mahoro (can't take a hint) <- arajin (even worse at taking a hint) <- matakara (the worst at taking a hint)
ope well ara is back to being a dick to matakara
okay he's being a liiiiiiittle nice
matakara asking all the people in his life to attend is very sweet
i wonder if he asked ara to host because that's the only way he'd get ara to attend? hmm
kenichiro's little smile 😭
not senya proposing lmao
eh shindo seems a little too sincere. trying to trick matakara? is ichiya making him get close so he can merge with matakara?
oh yeah definitely lol
i need this show to give me more than a static shot of ichiya cause his outfit slays
the animation on the gyoza-making is beautiful
also really nice to see something that arajin is good at that isn't given to him by magic. also nice to see him in a moment where he isn't the butt of the joke about how sad and horny he is
the colors got all desaturated... i'm a bit scared for what is going to go wrong with this party
does kenichiro own any other coat
did he die??? get jumped????
zabu and komao are real ones
hell yeah zabu go off
eat your goddamn guilt gyoza arajin
is ichiya gonna get him when he's weak hearted, like as implied in the first scene?
matakara even during a crisis you are still so gay. arajin is literally just a guy you need to prioritize yourself sweetie
i want matakara to go absolutely apeshit he deserves it
matakara your childhood friend who weighs 100 lbs soaking wet showed up one day with the power of a god and you never considered maybe he might be getting a little outside help
so is a big theme of this show about the dangers of idolization maybe? matakara believes in arajin to an unhealthy extent which only hurts him when he finds out he's nothing like how he imagines. ara is constantly hurt by mahoro failing to be the moe-blob gf of his dreams. mahoro is hurt when her brother doesn't return her affection. we're dealing with a lot of one-sided relationships here
i'm glad ara is finally being genuine and telling the truth
also maybe dealing with how idolization hurts the ones we idolize?
matakara :(
damn matakara is getting possessed by senya's evil gay ex. brainwashed by the homosexual agenda.
ICHIYA IS STUNNING oml
that was a really great episode! i wish we had gotten to this point earlier in the season though. i hope we keep up this more serious tone until the end. it's nice to finally get some real emotional catharsis. probably my fav episode of the season so far. i'm very excited to learn about senya and ichiya's falling out.
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Hey fuckers I found a website that let's you compare height and I'd like to share how fuckin small I am in comparison to op men.
Now I am going to quickly mention that the height for me is estimated so it's not 100% correct. I am around the height shown but I don't know how much more or less.
⚠️Also there's some inappropriate mentions at times.⚠️
1. The tall flamboyant flamingo fucker himself doffy. (because it feels right to do him first.)
As you can see here I am dick height lmao.
I love the tall babygirl and even though I am tiny and I would hug his knees all day long.
He'd probably find it funny I'm eye to eye with his dick lol. This man makes me delulu.
2. Bbygirl law❤️
he'll still have to look down but atleast I can reach his face. And I'm not breaking my neck
Bestest non delulu bbygirl in one piece❤️
Mentally unstable bbygirl but not delulu🫶
3. Pretty Boy Sanji❤️
AAAAAH I CAN REST MY HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER.. WHILE STANDING LIKE❤️
Pretty boy,a bit unstable but if you couldn't tell by now I like them that way🫶
One of the bestest op boys because I said so
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20 Questions for fic writers
@acewithapaintbrush posted and said "go for it" so here i am! putting this under a cut because it got long lmao
How many works do you have on Ao3?
33
2. What's your total Ao3 word count?
303,124
3. What fandoms do you write for?
dc/batman/birds of prey, with some until dawn and uncharted thrown in there. right now it's mostly one piece though.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
ship to wreck. (one piece/zolu)
ocean breathes salty. (one piece/zolu)
ronald mcdonald eat your heart out. (dc/batman/bruce & dick)
the salt & the sea. (one piece/zolu/reincarnation au)
misery loves company. (dc/batman/jason & damian)
5. Do you respond to comments?
yes! i appreciate them a ton. sometimes it might take me a few days but i try to respond to every single one
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
ooh that's a tough one, because while i like to include a lot of notes of angst, most of the endings have been on decent notes. maybe if you go out in the woods today (until dawn) because it's a vanishing hitchhiker au.
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
probably the salt & the sea. (one piece)! i'd like to think all of that build up to the end and the reunion was worth it. (and it was to me, at least!)
8. Do you get hate on fics?
luckily i have not!
9. Do you write smut?
hehe i have and i want to again!
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you have written?
nope! not really my thing.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
years ago i noticed some similarities in ideas, but nothing too major.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
i haven't!
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
i have... considered doing so...
14. What's your all time favorite ship?
since i tend to bop between fandoms, i don't really have one! right now it's zolu, but i also really enjoy the dynamics of the straw hats as a whole. i'm rotating them in my mind like a rotisserie chicken.
15. What is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
i think unfortunately the first op fic i started is going to end up being something the buzzards (me) pick at for lines and ideas. or maybe someday in the far future it will see the light of day. (i started it 70 episodes into my watch and stabbed zoro haha)
16. What are your writing strengths?
i like to think i can convey emotions and character interactions. i also enjoy some of the physicality between them, so i hope that shows as well!
17. What are you writing weaknesses?
balancing out dialogue between a large cast of characters and pacing in action sequences. want to keep enough happening to keep things moving, but not repeat myself four times.
18. Thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?
why not, if it works?
19. First Fandom you wrote for?
honestly i think my friend and i wrote twilight parody fic when we were in middle school LMAO
20. Favorite fic you have written?
more recently i'm very proud of the zolu reincarnation au i've mentioned above, but i'm also really, really happy with the way the zoro pining fic ode to an ocean. turned out. that one has a few of my favorite lines in it! (also maybe my next wip ... or who knows)
thanks for the tag by proxy ace!
if they're interested in doing so, i'm tagging @lookforanewangle, @beck-a-leck, @sciencemyfiction, @ghostlandtoo, and @microcomets! (hi claire!)
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Getting Jaewin brainrot again recently. I think Jaehyun would love it if Sicheng rode him...He'd love to see Sicheng making himself feel good on Jaehyun's dick. And Jaehyun could hold his hands out so that Sicheng could clasp them and have better leverage to bounce. Or he'd just enjoy touching Sicheng and tucking his hair behind his ear. Iunno I think Jaehyun would find Sicheng so pretty when Sicheng is barely holding on and falling over onto Jaehyun bc he feels so good uwu Service top Jaehyun for Sicheng I guess lmao.
- Suwitru
GOOOOOD LORD, FINDING THIS ASK IN THE INBOX WAS LIKE STEPPING ON A LANDMINE
I'm picturing these two in the living room, sharing a pen (Jaehyun bought a new cart and this strain DID SAY it was good for ✨ spice ✨) while they binge a TV show. I don't know who would get handsy first (probably Winwin — I feel like his tolerance is lower so it'd hit him harder) but it results in him riding Jaehyun in just his faded t-shirt.
I think Winwin might be shy about riding his partners in general but when he's high AND it's Jaehyun who he's very comfortable with? That shyness would fade QUICKLY, especially since I think high!Jaehyun is more vocal. He'd be laying the praise on THICK and telling Winwin how good he looks (stoner!Jaehyun is a soft dom — I will not accept criticism.)
THIS IS AN S+ TIER HEADCANON, OP. YOUR BRAIN ROT YIELDS SOME ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE.
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"RITSUKA LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEED TO STOP FUCKING EVERYONE. HALF OUR SUPPORT STAFF ARE MILFS NOW. WE CANNOT RUN THIS OPERATION WHEN YOU'VE DOUBLED OUR PERSONNEL WITH YOUR DICK. RITSUKA. RITSUKA LISTEN. YOU GOTTA LEARN TO PULL OUT. JESUS CHRIST."
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"BUT THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING HOT! WOMEN ARE AMAZING, AND THEY'RE A WOMAN AMONG WOMEN! I WANNA BE A GOOD FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS, A GOOD HUSBAND, AND A GOOD FATHER TO THEM AND OUR KIDS!"
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOETIA, RITSUKA, THANKS TO YOUR STUNT, THE HALLS ARE CROWDED WITH FEMALE SERVANTS AND FERGUS WAITING FOR 'THEIR TURN'! WE'RE ALREADY GETTING GRILLED FOR SUMMONING ALL THESE EXTRA CLASSES, HOW DO YOU THINK WE'LL LOOK WHEN ONE MAN BREAKS ALL CONVENTIONS AND IMPREGNATES THE ENTIRETY OF THE THRONE OF HEROES!?"
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Fergus: I taught that boy well.
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First Cu now Fujimaru
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The children of half the historical and mythical heroes just running around in modern day bc Guda couldn’t keep it in his pants.
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Zeus: sheds tear We lost to a great rival. I'm so proud
Kirsch: And why are you a woman now? Zeus? ZEUS?
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DAYBIIIT, ZEUS TURNED INTO A WOMAN AND IS SEDUCING RITSUKA, DAYBIIIIIT
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He’s simply scouting the competition
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Have this poor man's gold 🥇🪙 lmao. It's been quite a while since I came across a Kirsch panic comment.
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No worries I loved that joke, wanted more tho. 😉
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Wodine, He's rizzing female ORT
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Batter Up!
I mean, he turned into a bull and a shower of piss one time. Honestly, this is the least weird way he could have gone about it…
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Saber the only best blonde waifu.
Sheeesh
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Wait, doesn’t that make Gudao the new Zeu-aaand I’m stopping myself right there.
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I want Gudao to impregnate all the servants, honestly. Let's just make this the Danganronpa Bad End with more people.
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dead inside
I give up restoring humanity, lets create a new one.
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:Okita: Okita fan-raptor
Goetia: THAT WAS MY IDEA BUT NoOoOo ~ ! HE'S THE BAD GUY FOR DOING THAT, LETS F#$KING KILL HIM, AN THEN THIS ONE APPEARS AND EVERYONE WANTS HIS PENIS !
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:Suzuka:
Context to said ending?
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"Welcome to my World"
Basically the very few remaining students accept a life inside the school and Aoi gets knocked up multiple times lol. It's not really a serious ending though
I fucking love Davinci basically scolding her son for knocking up one of their best geniuses on their team, a part of the Chaldean family, and now they gotta raise a baby while also saving the world.
I can also imagine that, Ritsuka probably wasn't exactly given much choice to pull out given how many women in Chaldea have more strength than him or have access to strength enhancing magic
Da Vinci: YOU NEED TO WEAR PROTECTION FROM NOW ON
Ritsuka: But I used my Emergency Evade…
Da Vinci: AND LOOK HOW MUCH GOOD THAT DID
YOU THINK I DIDNT TRY?! SHE LEG LOCKED ME WHILE USING REINFORCEMENT! HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO PULL OUT?!
To be fair with how strong these girls are pulling out might not be an option, like can you imagine if it was Barghest or Kiara? You wouldn’t have much of a choice if they didn’t want you to move
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That's curious… Da Vinci (Rider) it's the servant with highest bond in my chaldea xD
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Ritsuka:Look! I'm like, what a 16/18 year old male, surrounded by beautiful women all the time. My hormones keep kicking in….. what am I supposed to do, Da-Vinci?
Da-Vinci : I don't know…..maybe wait until you're older or until the world order is finally restored.
Ritsuka: And how long do I have to wait until everything goes back to normal?
Da-Vinci: ahem…..
Ritsuka: Yeah! That what I thought. Now excuse I have to date with Jeanne right now and then at another date with Sith at 4 pm, and then I'm sleeping with Kiyo at 8 pm.
Da-Vinci: Wait, do you have a freaking schedule for this?
Ritsuka: pulls a long list Oh, this is just for today. Tomorrow, I have…..
Da-Vinci: STOP! I'm done. You can do whatever you like!.
Tomoe: Man, master you're life make a good/crappy VN, you know.
Osakabehime: or you're typical harem manga.
#fgo#fgo fancomic#gudao xsion#gudao x sion#ritsuka fujimaru#sion eltnam atlasia#clinickcase#kaze-clinik
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APRIL FOOLS JOKE POST Mondo Owada x Me PART 3!! THE FUCKENING :0
soz I haven't been posting. I'll make an update soon C:
still tho gotta do my yearly april fools day post!!
FUCKING SHIT WIENER COCK DOODLE!! HEY DICK NOSES IT’S BUBZ CHAN AND IM MAD. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFNNJHBNJHBGBHNJHBGVHNHBVGBNBHHB
Okay so like last year that little cock weasel, monocumstain killed my boyfriend, mondo because he was mad he commited a hate crime and fucked me on the tables in the cafeteria, coating them in his dick cheese in the process. UGGGGHH
BUT ACTUALLY I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS REALLY PUNISHED BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE TASKED WITH SCRAPING HIS SMEGMA OFF OF EVERY SURFACE OF THE SCHOOL!!!! >:C
I was in the midst of using a metal spatula to scrape off his dried up mondo butter from under the tables when I felt a horrible pain filling my chest.
“Ow tf” I sayed
“Shut the fuck up” said Kyoto
“No you cunt, my stomach really hurts.”
“Well no shit we’re all like a million years old now and during that whole time mondo was fuckin destroying your organs.” Said toastermi
“…
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Shit u right.” And then I felt another horrible fucking pain in my tummy!!! “AHHHHHHFHDNDNBDNDJDNDND NO YOU BITCHES IDK WHATS HAPPENING”
“maybe u need a nap c: “ Nina told me
“YOU DONUT SUCKING FUCK WAD HELP ME.”
“DON’T WORRY YALL I GOT THIS!” Said sakura, kicking me as hard as she could in the stomach making my organs squirt out of my ass with a loud shlorp.
“OH SHIT IN THE SINK GET HER TO THE SINK!” Shouted byakuya bc he thought it was my period and he was scared of periods and stuf.
So yea soccer ball carried me over her shoulder into the kitchen and plopped me in the sink where I screamed and farted loudly lmfao. I really hope that no one actually gets turned on by this dear fucking god.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” idk how birth works soz.
So yeah I shitted out a bb.
“What the fuck” Said everyone collectively.
“Goo goo ga ga 😀” He goo goo ga gad
“HOW THE SHIT DID THIS HAPPEN?”
“Because you had tons of unprotected sex with mondo.”
“Oh yeah ur right. Alright well… Idk ummm ill name u mondo after ur dad ig.”
“otay” he said bc that’s how babies talk according to fan fic writers wtf is wrong with you people??
“Acutually you can;t lol” said byakuya smartily. “Bc if u did that everytime you called him that hed think of how u fucked his dad or some shit.”
“Byakuya what the actual fuck. I don’t think you understand the absurdity of what you just said. Not only is that sexualizing my infant son, but it’s also an incredibly perverse interpretation of a healthy relationship based on love and respect, and now that he’s passed us on, it’s all the more insensitive.” I told him and everyone started clapping. I looked at the fuckin kid and thought and thought. “Wait wat was mondo’s brother’s name again?”
“Diarrhea.” Sayd makoto.
“LMAOOOOO k ur names diarrhea.” i told the child.
“K lol.” he said.
“Ermmm… ERRRRMM…. ERRRMEN AOT…… ERMINEM SLIM SHABBY SLIM ANUS….. ERRRRM…” byakuya erms.
“WHAT WANT BUTT FART???” I sowed
“well everyone knows that babies need a mommy and daddy or else thre brains wont work. so im volunteering to be ur rich and morty. fuck wait no. rich baby daddy” he explammmed rickbabydaddily
“??? Tf no!! richie bitches suck” and then I rapped the entirety of piggy pie by icp for everyone but it was a parody that fit the situation like that one mlp web series we all watched as kids that had the parody wreck it ralph op and there was also fuckin evelyn evelyn and confrontation from jekly and hyde parodies ummmm… hold on let me google it. PRINCESS TRIXIE SPARKLE BY MAGPIE PONY.
so I took a break from writing this and taking care of my bastard son to re watch that series and then the first four seasons of mlp and then like all of rainbow dash presents fuck i miss the early days of mlp lmao
So anyways after that I came out of my room and Daiya II was like a teenager because I was watching mlp content for like fifteen years.
“Hewwo mwommy” he said
“Ew why do you still talk like that? Get that shit out of here.”
“Jeez you’re such a bitch.” He told me.
“:0??? >:0! Go to ur room you little shit!”
“NO mom! >:0! YOU go to YOUR room!”
“Wait what.” and then my own son stabbed me. “Ow bitch u stabbed me in the tit.”
“Yea but it’s dedly bc ur like 47893845748398.”
“...”
“...”
“SHIT” so yeah I fuckin died.
“You… cunt.” I said and stoped living.
When I woke up I was in hell. And who else was there???
Ur MOM! (sorry if ur mom is actually ded or somethin rip)
BUT ALSO MONDO AND DAIYA OWADA (the first one not my son)???? :0
“Hey cootie ;0” said doodie owada
“MONDO!” I cried running over to him.
“Am I a joke to you?” Daiya asked bc i ignored his dumb ass
“Wassup bbygrl C:” Mondo asked.
“I missed you so much.” I told him.
“Awww”
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“Kay let’s fuck already.”
“K.”
Our clothes all burned off bc my homophobic relatives tell me that I hell is hot. Then they bent me over. I suckked daiyas dick and took mondos in my ass.
“Glucglucglucglucglucgluc” i said suckn dick.
“Coom” and then I fake my organism.
Soooo yeah were done and were just chillin wit angel hazbin hotel bc it’s hell. BUT IT TURNED OUT THAT DAIYA II WAS THERE BC HE WAS EXECUTED LMFAO
Anyways happy april fools day seeya next year :3
#crosspost#danganronpa#fanfic#trigger happy havoc#ao3#danganronpa x reader#anime#mondo oowada x reader#mondo owada x reader#archive of our own#mondo owada#mondo x reader#mondo butter#fanfiction
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do snioer
First impression: I have Always liked Sniper especially from a gameplay perspective, that's always been my go-to fps playstyle and I just rlly clicked with him as soon as I tried him.
Impression now: My feelings on him have mostly stayed the same? I guess I've just gotten more and more personal about him as time has gone on and this blog has become what it's become. I also used to be unable to imagine him having sex but like That has DEFINITELY changed lmaoooo (kind of because I like Really really as the kids say Kin him now so like. that affects that lmao)
Favorite moment: All three times he does the happyfeet thing
Idea for a story: I literally have five thousand Sniper story ideas happening at all times within my mind. Currently writing one where he's a vampire hunter it owns
Unpopular opinion: Sniper pulls and he's still weird as shit. Sniper characterizations are always like Oh well he's "shy" so therefore he's never had any sex ever or Burgeoning Action Hero Sex God With Thirteen Abs swinging his dick around at everything. I think he can pull and still be a weird freak
Because I LIKE HIM ur gonna get TWO unpopular opinions: There is literally no reason to write Sniper tf2 as being "not really Australian"/"actually from New Zealand" if you're not weird about people who were adopted. Every time someone says "great post op but he's actually from N-" on my kangaroo queen post an angel DIES
Favorite relationship: Throuple with both Demo and Medic don't make me choose
Favorite headcanon: Dad who goes fishing (transgender)
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Decided to do the Blorbo Bleebus meme again (my first usage can be found here). OP deleted the original upload because of their notifications getting annoying (I won't tag them in this, either), so I'll just give this link from somebody else's reblog for the original template instead.
Decided to do one for Slayer. I like the funny vampire lmao. See, him face 8}
I boxed "Himbo" with "kinda" and "wifeguy" because while he is smart... he gets really reckless/stubborn if excited (which I mentioned in the "intelligence" category) and it seems like 90% of his lines are him being a goofy dork who doesn't know how to/doesn't want to reign-in his stabby wife lmao.
I had no clue what to put for the "head empty/too many thoughts" section, he's neither a dimwit not neurotic, he's just here to vibe and fight people.
He's (generally) a nice dude, but he's still a big dick to Venom half the time lmao. He's not quite a "ray of sunshine".
He may like punching shit and a bit of the ol' ultra-violence, but he still knows how to solve things without punching... sometimes. Hence, "YES".
I put "YES" for the "rules" one because of his relationship with the Assassin's Guild.
#Guilty Gear#Slayer#GG Slayer#Guilty Gear Slayer#Blorbo Bleebus meme#meme#memes#Brackets does memes#lmao
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(Same anon as before)
Haha, sorry for making you think of Tangle's and Whisper's apology😅 But I must say, that is also something I had in mind when I wrote that I didn't expect the other characters to give Silver the apology he likely deserves if they go the route of the others ragging on him first. So far, I do not think that route is entirely proven with the solicit only stating "Awkwardness ensures.", but... Meh, I truly just have a bad feeling about it, not helped by the whole bit of the hasty accusations and what happened in Archie beforehand. I would not be surprised if 'Silver acts like an idiot and the others are snapping at him for getting in the way and being distrusting of this Cool New Diamond Cutter' were to happen, let's put it that way.
Honestly, with "I hate when the story is about characters making a fool of themselves" you hit the nail on the head: we know it is going to be incredibly cringe and awkward and uncomfortable! The solicits of both issue 63 and 64 state as much! ("But he's too busy being star-struck over Whisper to notice that he's interrupting their training!" and ".... he jumps to a conclusion that leads him to some hasty accusations. Awkwardness ensures." as prime examples.) And it might just be a complete disservice to Silver's character, both personality- and power-wise (you are NOT going to tell me Silver's PK is less powerful and skilled than Whisper's Wispon usage. Meteor Smash, anyone? Stopping the Eclipse Canon beam in that Sonic Channel story?), on top. Hopefully the plot line of Sonic and Blaze will indeed be something better handled than what the Silver and Diamond Cutters plotline is shaping up to be.
The thing is that "Character spends the entire runtime pointing out that Something is Wrong, gets arbitrarily brushed off, they are eventually proven right" is just... such a cliché plot. I'm pretty sure it's a stock episode in every Western cartoon. At least one can argue that the Whispangle Drama was supposed to teach a lesson about trauma and how to handle it (even if it was utter shit at it), but this is just a time waster - we know that the new guy is Mimic, it's so obvious from the cover, what's the point of going through this song and dance? Unless there's some Big Twist about it... and uhhh don't trust IDW with twists anymore...
Also yeah, you know what? Why is Silver even a Whisper fanboy? Whisper may be cool as a sniper, but Silver is by far one of the most OP people in the Sonicverse. This is not like him being amazed by the desert because it's still better than the future he grew up in, so he clearly has different standards of what counts as impressive, it's just... she uses Wisps, big deal, he can fucking stop a meteor thrown at him by a demigod.
In fact, I'll say that in general, the way Silver was used to introduce Whisper is... not very good. Compare this:
Tangle's introduction, where she displays her combat prowess and immediately befriends Sonic, showing her attitude and dorkiness in a natural way...
... and Whisper's, where before we actually see her in action, we get told by a canon character about how Amazing and Cool she is (let alone that said canon character is warped OOC), because she saved his life, yeah the random sniper is so fucking awesome man, trust me! Funnily enough, the first time we see her, she's just struggling to open a door, lmao.
(also i just realized that calling whisper "guardian angel", something she was never referred to since then, implies that they're all christian)
(and sonic is being a dick. in other news, water is wet)
Basically, it's amateur fanfiction-tier writing, which is odd because Flynn nailed it with Tangle.
Sorry for the tangent 😅 I guess I'm trying to say that Silver's writing in IDW has always been severely flawed and this plotline just sounds like it's going to be very annoying, unless you love uwu Cute Dork Round-Eyed Silver-kun. Which is most of his modern fans, from what I gather.
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so i found this post of urs on pinterest https://at.tumblr.com/redrobin-detective/so-ive-been-rereading-some-parts-of-red-robin-and/pftgo9w6odsd
and someone commented that ‘op is being dramatic actually everyone was worried about tim and wanted to help and tim pushed them away’ and it made me a little angry bc like yea to some extent thats true but also they legit made him think he was losing it lmao like did we read the same comic
(why am I on pinterest lol) OP is very dramatic but aside from that the commentator also has a point too. Yes! Previous set up from Robin and other comics showed that Tim was having problems with the Batfam. But!!! Like that comment said, they were worried about Tim and very much did not want him to run away. In the 3 issue Batman special of Blackest Night, Dick expressed worry about Tim being away, about how good it was to see him again. If I remember correctly he directly asked Tim to stay in Gotham, I think coded as 'to help with Damian' which Tim dismissed.
That's what makes Red Robin so interesting and what sparked my jumping ship from a Dick to Tim stannie. Tim is an unreliable narrator in his story. Especially in the first arc of RR, you can feel Tim's exhaustion, paranoia and desperation to be right affecting his perspective and actions. I knew the batfam hadn't overtly abandoned him (no matter what I say when I'm being Dramatic), I knew the decision he was making were bad despite his justification. It was watching a trainwreck in slow motion to watch a character be so lost in their own neurosis that they misinterpret a lot of what's happening around them. And it also makes the continuation of Red Robin very satisfying, watching Tim pull himself back together, lean again on the people in his life and be a little more sane. That was what drew me to the series and Tim's character in general. Also what 17 year old emo hasn't accused all their friends and family of hating them?
RR, like Robin before it, is filtered all through Tim's POV including all his biases and feelings and mental illnesses. Reading Red Robin, one only needs passing knowledge of the Batfam to know there is something deeply wrong with this kid and he should Not be on his own. Thats what makes the story so interesting :)
#also fyi like as long as you're nice I'm happy to debate anything#like feel free to disagree with me#I love debating alternative views and opinions#just like be cool about it#anyway Tim is a Mess in RR and I became so obsessed with that messy bitch
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I'd love a director's commentary on need a dick and conversation, if you're comfortable sharing! No pressure haha but that's the fic that made me aware of Max f's existence
omg hello!! i'm honoured... mini commentary under the cut ↓
starting off by saying that this fic exists almost entirely due to max's tweet during the red flag in brazil :]
what i set out to accomplish characterisation-wise was conveying that max 1. is obsessed with/"misses" lando (general knowledge) and 2. reluctantly respects oscar (not necessarily mutual) while keeping in mind that under no circumstances can he admit either, even to himself
i was mildly concerned about wrangling maxf pov because i'd mostly only written lando so far and max just has this baseline bitchy self-deprecating twang that lando is inherently exempt from by virtue of Making It, so to speak. not proud of how much quadrant i watched to ~get in the zone~ in fact the first third of the fic is just op flexing(??) that they watched the world's smallest car video lol also the concept of a flavoured air sponsor is CRAZIE to me and i felt like max would've had a real "man... guess this is my life now..." moment about it, hence the inclusion!!
the references to renault sport training camps are based on canon events. in my ignorant outsider opinion they are exactly as questionably run as the team itself <3
ah what else... ok there is sooooo much i cut last minute because i felt it didn't serve the narrative lmao. like at any given moment i have 1 million things to say about the tasty fraught maxf/lando/oscar dynamic but not everything needs to be said HERE, you know? for this story in particular i had to axe way too many lines about max's f3 season because if u think about it there is um actually no need for this man to be reflecting so deeply on his professional failures while tugging oscar's dick! he can a little tho. as a treat
thank you for the ask! i'm so happy it made u consider maxf <3 justice for snarky depresso streamer wags
#answered#first lap car 81 inchident vs car 81 featuring on max fewtrell's twitter... the epic highs and lows of interlagos '23
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤
@crimsonrainseekingflower tagged anyone who wanted to participate and i wanted to heh
1. i'm half-doomed and you're semi sweet
“Do you ever wonder why you didn’t get an ability but I did?” Ryuunosuke slid into the armchair, book and tea in hand.
“I would be too OP with an ability.” Gin didn’t even look up from where she was playing Pokemon.
Or, Ryuunosuke is Not A Furry, Gin is a Simple Gay, and the siblings are dorks.
(first fic i ever posted, based on my brother and I, it still gives me many soft feels to this day)
2. a conversation i just can't have tonight
It was easier on An Ding.
An Ding at least had seasons, and wasn't eternally below zero.
Instead, the advisor to the king spent a not insignificant amount of time in the hot springs below the palace.
Or, Shang Qinghua has chronic pain, it's Mobei-jun's fault, it breaks something
(first fic in my msl chronic pain series, ive grown so much since the point in my life that i wrote it ^.^)
[Honorable mention for the rest of the chronic pain series Especially til the morning when it's time for us to go]
3. the window to the soul (and other such fallacies)
"I suppose I will never get to learn how you know that."
"No," Shang Qinghua answers honestly.
Or, scenes from the weekly tea of Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu (the first one)
(scumplane my beloved, the little fic that could, has so far come back from the dead more times than Shen Yuan)
4. if someone would only want to be sweet and kind
Tianlang-jun has a sparkle in his eye, he wants something. He definitely planned for the immediate conclusion Yue Qingyuan comes to in response to that statement.
Yue Qingyuan is a nice man. A polite man. Yue Qingyuan is the most powerful cultivator in the world and suddenly he wants Tianlang-jun to feel it for the third time.
Or, TLJ tries to help out a bud with an ulterior motive, YQY is exasperated but also a professional enabler
(my love of rarepairs continues forever, yqy's dick doesn't work, i wrote this in a day for a friend who no longer talks to me lmao)
5. so i can find someone to rely on (and run to them)
“Three thousand years since the Kiln last opened, tell a curious man, what makes a little ghost like you crawl in there?”
Jason drags himself forward to where he can get his exhausted eyeballs on the man (ghost?) in front of him.
“What’s it to you?” Jason snarls.
Or, instead of waking up in his grave, little ghost fire Jason decides that he's built different, and whats a Clown to a Calamity?
(taking over my entire brain right now, currently my longest single work, i have So many plans for this rn)
I will go ahead and pass on the tagging anyone who wants to participate! gimme ur recs!!!
#bread talk#my fic#i am once again asking for you to ask me about my au XD#thanks for this alex! was fun
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not sure if ure still doing the match thing but heres mine!
- i'm asian, about 5'3, dark eyes but my hair is usually coloured? so far i've done purple and silver highlights
- i have quite a few piercings on my ears and i'm looking to get more, as well as tattoos. i usually accessorize a lot
- i play and train in badminton, and people usually expect me to be an athlete but i was a band kid LMAO i only got into sports in my recent years
- i'm infj-t if that helps w anything. i recently started coming out of my shell a little bc of school, i'm usually friendlier towards girls than i am towards guys. i can keep convos going but i have a really short-lived social batt. i've been told i have a strong RBF
- i only have a few people in my circle i let myself be comfortable with (it takes a damn long time to get there). with them i'm honest (ill tell them when theyre the problem), playful, dish out advice if they want it, fiercely protective, empathetic but my patience can wear thin sometimes esp if i'm in a bad mood or they do smth stupid repeatedly in which i turn very sarcastic
- i insult my loved ones a lot but i make it clear its a joke, i just find it hard to say lovey dovey stuff like that but i do when the occasion needs it
- also i have a really bad dating history so i can be pretty damn avoidant when it comes to romance. also i've never dated a man before (only dated girls), they never made it past the talking stage so do w that what u will
DAMIAN WAYNE
you and damian are so similar in the way that you aren't very showing of your love. this man is also hella avoidant of romance so you best believe that you're gonna have a looongg slowburn before anything actually happens
damian would not be scared of your RBF, no matter how terrifying you look. this man was an assassin at like age 5, nothing except dick being sad scares him anymore
he'd also want someone more active, so he'd def appreciate you being more athletic than most. but we all know. he likes a well-rounded individual so being a bandkid def helps
TATTOOOS <33 op you're living my dream. damian would take his time to memorize each one. when he's bored, he'd just train the outline of his favorite tattoo so much that it's ingrained in his memory
honesty is always.the best policy for damian. in my personal opinion, out of all the batboys, damian appreciates honesty the most as his mommy did manipulate him for the first like eight years of his life
short social batt? no problem! so does damian. still working on his people skills, so it'll always be relaxing just to hang out with you at the end of every day
also damian does not do stupid shit so you'd best believe that you'll hardly get pissed at him (unless he does something stupid as the bat, and then then he'll need a verbal slap on the face)
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