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ganondoodle · 8 months

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as i was awake in the middle of the night for like 2 hours bc i felt sick i had more somewhat random totk thoughts

one being that i really hate how raurus response to concerned zelda is, after sonia died in that almost funny how little impactful it was way, "im sure you are here for a reason" (actually, i hate how often this sentence is used in general to .. idk i guess its supposed to be inspiritational???)

bc what does that mean actually? him saying that to someone who got there absolutely by accident really just sounds like "i dont care go figure it out yourself bc i dont want to think about anything concerning you or your troubles lol" i guess its meant to sound like OOOOH fate has BROUGHT you here bc you have to furfill a role you dont know yet (spoiler its being a sacrifice girl with no personality) and besides me hating the 'inescapable fate' trope in general (at least the way its usually done in these games, which is not to struggle against it but willingly accept whatever you are told and pretend thats good) its really jsut goddamn boring and is really only an excuse to well .. ignore her and her trouble; shouldnt you, if you were actually such a cool guy like the game wants me to believe so bad, do everything in your power to get zelda back to her own world before shes pulled even further into the war you caused now that her only ""mentor"" that could help her get more use of her pretty much useless sudden powers is gone too?? i know shes basically dead wife sonia replacement (can of worms ugh) but it still grinds my gears whenever i think of that cutscene, bc i cant help but hear it as the lamest excuse in existence to not care about her and just kinda .. see what happens which in this case means leave zelda completely on her her own since both rauru and mineru die as well (honestly shouldnt rauru have thought about like .. any plan to defeat gan besides dying himself, given hes the oh so cool and goodest guy king whos only mistake was not stabbing gan the second he stepped into their kathedral castle thing, like even if you had a plan it can still fail but it seemed like he just kinda went in with a handful of people that didnt seem to know each other at all, never got names or faces -or unique voices for that matter- to fight gan face to face inlcuding the girl that came from a different time and had nothing to do with any of this conflict and couldnt even really control her sudden new powers just seems pretty stupid)

thought 2

how totk really feels like botw but for the people who didnt like shiekah tech, its not a sequel, its botw again, but version of only sonau, its like a pokemon game that had two versions but one has weirdly incoherent story and acts like the other never existed jsut as a whole its like retreading the same points but worse, all shiekah tech that was so integral to the world and had such a long history just vanishing and no one caring about any of it like it never happened, HELL the titans were called divine beasts in english but i guess they werent divine or important enough to keep around LOL champions WHO and isntead a never before seen or even heard of race for that matter showing up and planting their ass in every place the shiekah were before, dare i say it feels weirdly manipulative, like either them or some outside force erasing every fact about the ancient shiekah and replace them with sonau stuff bc they are the hot new shit now

this is a point that just doesnt stop bothering me, how the shiekah tech seemed so carefully designed and integrated into botws world and story, its a difficult to keep balance after all, integrating high tech stuff into a medieval setting, but they made it work! and then totk comes around and throws a bunch modern day tech into it puts some vague greenish stone filter on its exterior and call that even better more ancient tech; why did they even bother to make pottery inspired laser shooting spider legged robots so well integrated when they throw a car and rockets into the next game without a thought and call it a day, what was the fucking point

it feels like someone was dead set on having a set of legos thrown into the game it had no place in, if you want players to build whatever they want make a building game instead!! especially if you are just gonna throw it in with seemingly no consideration how out of place it feels togehter with the fACT THAT YOU ALREADY HAD AND ANCIENT HIGH TECH CIVILIZATION WITH A VERY DISTINCT AESTHETIC THAT WAS ALREADY WELL INTEGRATED INTO THE WORLD YOU ARE PLANNING TO REUSE WITH ALOT OF MYSTERY AND UNKOWN STUFF ABOUT THEM TO EXPLORE FURTHER YOU COULD HAVE USED!! but i guess they just "didnt want to play with you anymore" and that so much so that they went out of their way to erase every trace of it, i dont think the words shiekah tech are ever used in the game, and the purah pad and her towers just drive me more isnane bc they are the same shit but called different and also much worse, liek the purah pad isnt some more developed shiekah stone, no its a glorified camera with a teleport function and thats it

(i know i said this before but i really cant stand how obsessed every single NPC is with sonau shit, you get told to your face every second line of dialog that they are so cool and are so mysterious that it just makes me annoyed of them even more, the game is obsessed with shoving them everywhere and telling you over and over you too should obsess over them, they werent weird like that about the shiekah stuff in botw?? the biggesst talking point in botw was calamity ganon ..... which makes sense and in totk its like ... gan is mentioned what, in a newspaper article??? once???and then not even by name i think???)

aside from that big point which will never let me go, its also just .. its not moving forward anything, it actively walks BACK the progress that was made in botw, call me dumb but i dont really count moving one step up in the social roles of each race as a character development (for the side characters like the champions desc- ahem SAGES) but mainly zelda ... god how dirty she was done, totk pretty explicitely makes her regress any development she made in botw aside from she likes link uwu and some people like her too, but also not enough to notice that that weird zelda being all evil and weird isnt her (INLCUDING THE CHAMP- SAGES WHO YOU ARE SUPPOSEDLY FRIENDS WITH??? you dont have to be a genius to pick up on that my god, were you all given the mc dumbo potion or what)

she gets put back to square one, back into the little itty bitty princessy maiden role forced upon her by her royal parentage, this time rauru edition, back into a white little dress, back into the scared puppy eyed teenager, back into a situation she cant handle, back into losing everyone around her (tho honestly botw made me care more about rhoam than totk did about rauru), back into being forced to do a big sacrifice- but worse actually

in botw she went to FIGHT AND HOLD GANON IN THE CASTLE SO LINK HAD TIME TO RECOVER AND IT WOULDNT DESTROY THE LAND!! and you are telling me in totk rauru takes up her botw role and she bascially killed herself to ... restore the mastersword.

......... she ... she did that only to be a glorified version of the stone pedestal in the forest. and then she gets returned to normal itty bitty girly no problem via magic sparkle beam at the end and

DOESNT

EVEN

REMEMBER.

it really is just botw but worse, you even get yet another ghost king of hyrule to guide you around (rhoam did it better fight me ... we dont talk about the questionable choice to make himself darker skinned when posing as just some guy)

i honestly dont think i was ever truly taken aback by anythign that happened in botw, while in totk, the further i played, the more i had to fight with myself to keep the feeling of unease, disappointment and betrayal down

its such a god damn shame, totk should have stayed a DLC, i will forever mournfully dream of a game that explores more of the ancient shiekah, doesnt erase integral parts of the world, developes characters more instead of making them regress back and make them end up even less developed than at the start of the game, dives into buried secrets and mistakes of dark pages of history without giving into a weirldy nationalist(imperalisitc?) narrative and lets characters have some agency for once

if it werent for the yiga i might have actually considered refunding the game, just to be at peace with myself

anyway, aboslutely incoherent word vomit.

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #totk #ganondoodles rants #old man yells at cloud #i know im repeating myself in alot of points #but some things just wont stop rotating in my head #ngl i felt like nintendy was trying to gaslight me in totk #what noooo the shrine of life was ALWAYS just a barren cave with a puddle of water in it #noooo dumsda (hundson) NEVER had a funny quirk of how he talks #nooooo purah NEVER cared about shiekah tech or that stone she used to have in her lab in hateno #noooooo robelo NEVER cared about the shiekah oven he named cherry #nooooo yuno was never not dumb like a rock and ridiculed by the narrative worse than koga #noooo yuno never had inheretited an ability unique to daruk #nooooooo zelda never had any character besides like white dress waifu #nooooooo the dekutree never actually played a central role #nooooo there never was any shikeah tech #noooooo there never were any champions we were actualyl friends with #why is this series so damn allergic to moving the world or characters forward #you literalyl showed us that zelda companion is doable #you made 5 fram rate killing ghosts that are more useless than useful in any fight but noooo cant do zelda #she gotta be the little maiden uwu #you could have shown us the past without sendign zelda back #you could have revealed the sonau without erasing the shiekah #you had such a good setup from botw #and isntead chose to focus 3 years on being able to glue a stick to a stick in a game that isnt about glue or building

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knightofleo · 1 year

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Mitski | Nobody

My God, I'm so lonely, so I open the window To hear sounds of people, to hear sounds of people Venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming Did its people want too much too? And I don't want your pity, I just want somebody near me Guess I'm a coward, I just want to feel alright And I know no one will save me, I just need someone to kiss Give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright

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sadioradio · 1 year

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Reki Kawahara what are you doing? Don't make the daughters of the CEOs of rival companies interact!!

#sword art online #Asuna Yuuki #Asuna #Kamura Shikimi #Reki... nooooooo #nooooo man nooooo #awwww maann #*puts hand on forehead* awww maaannnn nooooo shiiiitttt #noooo don't-don't do itttt #awwww #ahhh #mann #/s #bro's starting to believe #fr kinda wanna see where this goes but sadly we probably won't see Shikimi for a bit

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cocogoat · 2 years

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i can fix him . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .... . . .. .

#◯ ༚ 。🍓 valentine.times #tetsu in the bg bein like NOOOO VEN NOOOOOOO STAY AWAY FROM HIM NOOOOO

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dnangelic · 5 months

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あ～～～～～～もう !!

#COMM.#THE RBF TAKES OVER HIS VIBES AGAINNNNNNNNN #OHUIUGHWAHEVAHJKKJJKGKJJK #DAI VC NOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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thequipsterever · 6 months

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HEY DHAR MANN FAM I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS MESSAGE ABOUT PAYING YOUR EMPLOYEES BECAUSE I SURE DIDN'T!!!

#no.#noooo #nooooooo #no #nooooo #NO #quippy responds to cool guys

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tonowaritrash · 11 months

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i need to rewatch avatar, my characterisation of wari feels off recently

#ray speaks #ohh noooo rewatching atwow???#oh nooooo #i have to watch more sexy blue men??#nooooooo

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big-chud · 1 year

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this was traumatizing

#splatoon #splatoon clips #heartbreaking #sad #traumatizing #NO #NOO #NOOO #NOOOO #NOOOOO #NOOOOOO #NOOOOOOO #NOOOOOOOOO #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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bullness · 11 months

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Ooohhhh noooo don't roughly take my virginity and train me to please only you nooooo I don't want my body to only know yours nooooooo 😐

#mine...ough #thinking and fantasizing my one day first time again

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lovelyyandereaddictionpoint · 1 year

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Could we have octoville reaction to octo merchild misbehaving like attempting to beat them up , trying to escape, thrashing in their arms , and even biting , and even cussing them out and giving the middle finger

Yandere Octorio x Octo Mer Child reader

Children get fussy that’s just a known fact. Even the cruelest and most coldhearted know that children are slaves to their unhinged emotions which can be kicked off by the absence of a nap, not being given their dinosaur nuggies, or not getting to play longer. But only the best guardians know how to handle these kinds of behavior at the very least eliminate the ones that cause it:

Azul Ashengrotto

More than anyone Azul has the greatest authority over you so he claims

You are the mini to his mega octopus status

So when he says your going back to your tank

Your going back to your tank

“Nooooo!”

“Let him go, (Y/n). It’s time to go!”

“Noooooo!”

He didn’t mind that you were getting cozy in Scarabia

It meant getting to keep an eye on Jamil

Kalim was perfect for keeping up with your energy

But Azul notices how your skin gets dry or how sluggish you are returning

You’re not just tired…you’re drying out

On a deeper level, Jade’s discovered that your hybrid status has you needing things a mini octopus needs

You have an extremely thin phlegm that keeps you from drying out

And drinking water is part of it

But with heat like Scarabia’s its best if you spend at least two hours in some actual water

Letting the water give you oxygen through your skin

But for whatever reason, you don’t want to do that

Annoyed with how much time is taken away with putting on and taking off the bathing suit

And the way Jamil demands you sit on the scratchy towels so you don’t make everywhere wet

“Nooooooo! Rgh! Noooo!”

With Kalim’s push, you’ll leave Scarabia

But when you return to Octavinelle Azul gives you some guidelines about going

And when you refuse he thinks aloud about not letting you go at all

he's mostly joking maybe not

And that sets you off

In the middle of the Monstro lounge your flailing, crying causing a huge scene

And like a struggling single mom that’s just trying to wrangle her kid, He’s straining as he pulls you into his office

Away from the invasive stares and curious looks of patrons

When he’s in there he pushes you in your mini tank clipping on the hole-filled top

Which doesn’t move at all despite your little tentacles pulling and banging on the glass

He’ll start working on contracts, counting bills, studying all while ignoring your little tantrum

He waits until it stops, sleeping in your little hidey-hole

Then He cries

Reduced to his baby octopus days he tries to remind himself that his baby just doesn’t want to listen

Not that you really hate him for stopping you from hanging out with someone more fun than him

All the parenting books couldn’t prepare him for this

But when you awake still willing to wrap your little tentacles around his fingers he gains confidence again

“(Y/n)...how about we make a little contract, okay? Just something promising me you’ll always come back, okay?”

“Mmmm okay.”

Jade Leech

“(Y/n) did you hear me? I said you can’t eat these. (Y/n)? Look at me, do you understand?”

You were being a little toad

Pouting and turning away after Jade didn’t let you eat one of the mushrooms he was dissecting

Some may say that previously working on edible mushrooms and giving one to you every other time may have conditioned you to expect it but whatever

You’ve squatted down low and plopped on the cold floor of his club room

Refusing to look at him with your little noises of refusal

He doesn’t mind being ignored…he knows you’ll forget anyway

But what he does have a problem with is when he turns away you’re reaching your tubby hand into his work station

He snatches your little hand using this closeness to grill it into you to listen

“(Y/n). Look at me.”

“Mmmm!”

“(Y/n).”

“Mmm!”

“Fine, then you're going to your tank.”

“Noooooo!”

“Yes.”

He’s dragging you or rather carrying you to your tank

And as he shut whoever’s door to put you away he hears something mumbled under your breath that sets him off

“-old fish. S-upid klunt!”

“...What did you just say?”

He turns his head like those dolls in horror movies

He gets that you were trying to say something else and he will hunt down who you got that from later but for now he’s bringing the hammer down

No one knows what happens when you're being particularly naughty

The best equivalent for what happens is that he commits to emotionally spanking you

a single look portrays that you're in for it

Talking you down until your begging for forgiveness while you nuzzle against his pant leg

He becomes that parent that you know to behave around

And its Azul who uses the most

“I’m going to tell Jade when he gets home!”

“No no! I sorry! No, please don’t tell!”

But in the end Jade is always willing to forgive you

Always willing to genuinely smile as you tearfully apologize before even being reprimanded

“Aww that’s my good octopus, I’m not angry no no no…I was just disappointed…but you did so well to apologize, good job.”

Floyd Leech

“Eh?! Octobaby hasn’t had their nap yet? Ohhh so that’s why you're so snippy!”

He’s down to play with you but he knows it’s a nightmare when your hungry or tired

He knows right now you need a nap

Even if he has to force you to take one

Now Jade says he can’t strangle you to sleep because you're just too fragile

So he just has to lock you in your tank, play your music, and make sure no one interrupts

That’s who he’s allowed to strangle

Even when you’re biting and thrashing in his hold

To be honest he hardly notices

Until your little pincers actually prick him some

“Did you just…bite me…?”

“...n-no..”

“Yes, you did.”

“I-i sorry. I sorry!”

His silence speaks loudest

He’s angry

It just won’t be at you

He’s oddly nurturing putting you to sleep

Then he’s raging at everyone who gets in his way

“Who. The. Heck. Made them miss their nap?!”

He’s not letting anyone hurt you let alone ruin your schedule

There is a schedule for how they take care of you

He actually is really vigilant about it

So he is livid when others come and mess with that

“Octobaby bit me today…”

“Oh did you reprimand them?”

“Nope did it themselves! Besides it was the cutest little prick, if they weren’t acting out I’d want them to do it again!”

#platonic yandere octorio #yandere octorio #yandere platonic #yandere platonic twisted wonderland #yandere azul ashengrotto #yandere floyd leech #yandere jade #yandere tweels #yandere platonic tweels #yandere twisted wonderland #yandere twst x child reader #yanderes x child reader

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pocketgalaxies · 21 days

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everyone: *makes jokes about how beau is the secret big bad*

marisha, 10 minutes later: (answering a question about beau) that's what every bad guy does right?

everyone: SO YOU ARE THE BAD GUY!

marisha: NOOOOO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE–NOOOOOOO THE MIGHTY NEIN ARE THE BAD GUYS–NOOOO I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE–NOOOOOOOOO DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

#41m TM2x61 #sc #critical role #cr2 #talks machina #cr lb #travis willingham #marisha ray #marisha & travis

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smuby · 9 months

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CW: suggestive joke

scout nooooo you can't handle the old man pussy scout noooo NOOOOOOO

shout out to @clearlyclueless for leaving the tag that inspired this LMAO

#suggestive #he came out a changed man after that night.#scoutmedic #quick fix #im not tagging this properly

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nutria--oscura · 10 months

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just finished the ep

q: what the fuck just happened?

~spoilers for s2 ep36~

title and description are terrifying me

initiative??? immediately???

'are bullets entering lincoln?' - matt arnold 2023

terryyyyyy, w-what do you have on you?

'hubby' 'babe'x2

is that marching band music when normal heals himself? why am i not suprised?

TERRYYYYYYY

'it's hermie's turn, and hermie is going to sulk' no-

TERRI DOESN'T REMEMBER TJ- I KNOW WE WERE ALL EXPECTING IT BUT LIKE- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a flower in a gun as gentle as possible? ok?

OH SHITE LINC GOT SHOT

'you stuck me behind those prison bars with nothing but a gun' i need to use this now, one way or another i need to use it

'it's normal and all the other ones!'

TERRI NOOOOOOO

WILLY YOU ************* *** ***** *** ******-

WAIT COLLARS ON 'US' SO ALL THE DADS HAVE COLLARS

'there's a spell called magic?' 'dispel magic'

JPL=just penis losers

'actually i have the best dad and he's not he-around' 'someday my dad's gonna come to a game, and he's gonna see hoe great i am' bestie, noooo

terry's 'oh no' is killing me

HERMIE NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??? i mean i know why but like WHYYY

normalllllll

hermieeeee

oakworthyyyyy (+ linc? again with the thruple thing boi?)

NO THE BLACK PARADE

NO NO NO

'i'm going to roll, look at the thing i'm looking at' - me every time i try to look at something without my glasses

'goths are pretty small'

me 🤝 taylor: wearing clothing cause they're fucking cool even tho the temperature and activities are absolutely gonna murder us

'it's a width issue not a length issue' ok sir-

the parade is looking for scary? OH NO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SCARY

taylor... wha-? ohhhh ok

'find ammo my man' really is doing a lot of work

TJ ASKING FOR A HUG AND TERRI GIVING IT TO HIM OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

hermie- i know what you're about to- and he's done it

'LIKE ITSY BITSY SPIDER?!' 'like itsy bitsy spider!'

'don't say it too mean tho, cause it will hurt my feelings' awhh- 'you can say it to me nothing hurts my feelings anymore' linc are you ok? (ans: no, sherlock, no)

'ok babe' 'yea babe' these 2 man

oh yeah the black parade is still there

NO THE TAPE MEASURE NOO- WAIT IS THE SCARY TJ SEES ACTUALLY HERMIE AS SCARY- SHIT

'hey boys~'

do a flip! *taylor flips* hell yeah! *taylor fucks up* oh no!

parachute train! parachute caterpillar!

the poem? 'makes me wanna scream or go insane' well do i have news for you!

YES WILL! REMEMBERING TJ

TJ NOOOOO-

GERARD IS THE LEADER?! whay am i surprised?

oh no- oh no no no no no no no n o n o n o

TJ NO- OH NO- NO

'it's been a really long time since anyone's said that they're proud of me' bestie are you o- (ans: you already know, why are you asking?)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO TJ NO-

FUCK ME HOLY SHIT NO NO NO NO NO N

A BULLET?!?!

SNIPER? GRANT???

GRANT NOOOO-

GRANT SCREAMING IN PAIN- SHIT-

once again:

Therapy for all

#the outro is so upbeat in comparison to what just fucking happened #y'all im full on crying rn #holy shit #what the fuck just happened?#lincoln li wilson #normal oak #taylor swift (not that one)#scary marlowe #theresa marlowe #terri marlowe #terry jr stampler #grant wilson #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #screaming crying sobbing #whispers of the raine

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