#NO WASHING MACHINES IN MY BATHROOM!!!
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my love is mine all mine
#i got a cat at the start of september#and hes become my whole world i just love him#i know this comes across as a memorial post but no hes very much alive and happy#i just love him an exhorbitant amount and take lots of comfort in his fluffy body#his name is wizard but i call him a variety of other names like:#wiz#mister man#mister magic#mister magic man#bubba/bubby#he likes to bite at my feet when im late giving him breakfast#and he purrs so loud and snuggles up with me in bed#he likes to sit in my bathroom sink for some reason#and likes to lick my kitchen sink#he watches the washing machine while its on#and has a hammock he dozes in every day#i love him excessively#and spoil him very much
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I draw this as I anxiously wait if my washing machine floods the downstairs neighbors again
#spam#it didn't flood them per se but... the ceiling was wet#it's very mysterious because everything in my bathroom is dry#so fun times :'D#the washing machine is also very stressed by default#the manual says it was made in 2000 and it sounds like it's on its last spin cycle every time#R's silly life
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Im afraid this living alone lifestyle isn't sustainable anymore but there are not really ways to change this currently. Well! Don't you think its time to try a cat
#p#i was cutting my hair in the bathroom and noticed that i felt comforted by the sound of the washing machine#because there was something in the apartment other than me making noise. hm!
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in retrospect, supremely Weird that missionaries would continue to engage in talking with someone who is
clearly underage
clearly home alone after school
like wtf did they prowl the complex?? i think they disappeared after the no soliciting signs went up so that's good
#pst#txt#iirc i opened the door the first time bc mom had been served before or something? and i had opened for *that* bc the maintenance people had#come by earlier about water dripping to the apartment below#on account of the washing machine losing its shit and half flooding my bathroom
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the parents are going up north for a couple of days thank FUCKING god its not enough but i havent been able to be insane in peace since FUCKING october and its . not to sound dramatic but Not Good For My Mental Health which i obviously cant let them know partly cos its not All their fault but also because im (irrationally!!!!!! irrationally) afraid theyll kick me out the second i say anything even remotely negative even jokingly. anyway my grand plan while theyre gone is to lie on couch and stare at ceiling (but, importantly, in the living room and not in my bedroom) and . well translating all the dollars trilogy event fics into finnish probably. insert that celibacy gif but edited so it says unemployed.
#also i will probably look at potential apartments#this is made harder by my shit brain being all 'am i unreasonable for wanting [very reasonable thing] even though i am me*'#* me and specifically me wanting things in general is bad and not allowed how dare i (source: hell brain)#(also bear in mind whenever i move out i dont want to move again in a Very long time to in ideal case ever. hate moving)#(i dont need a Lot i just want. my bed in a Properly Separate space from my living room. a space to call my own)#(back when i lived in turku the apartment had an alcove that literally only fit my bed. there were shelves above my bed & a few closets too#(couldnt even open all the closet doors properly but honestly thats the sort of Separate Space For My Bed that i mean)#(also there has to be enough space for a washing machine in the bathroom or i Will die)#(none of this is Unreasonable really)#(i dont have to live close to the city center i need a grocery store within walking distance & a bus and or tram stop close by)#(WHYYYYY is my brain playing this hell game here im having a shit time as is)
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Imagine you're having plumbing issues at your house so you've been living it Rough for a few days (Brushing your teeth with bottled water, using an abundance of wet wipes, waiting to do Toilet Things when you're at school/work/the shops, etc), waiting for the plumbers to come and save you, and when your F/O finds out they invite you to use their water!
Maybe you don't live together yet but you've been discussing it, or maybe this is a new relationship, or maybe you two just like having your own homes. This situation allows y'all to have a little domestic Moment together without moving in ^^
Like, they want you to be vomfortable coming over any time to:
Take a shower (Imagine complaining that you feel grotty and they say that you always look ravishibg- but hey you're welcome to come over and use their amenities. Or maybr they make a dirty joke here. Like, you are always plenty welcome to their shower~~ XD )
Wash your dishes (Imagine them leaning on the bench beside the sink watching you, talking about your/their day, discussing dinner, suggesting you order in together?, maybe drying them for you!)
Do you laundry (Imagine you're watching TV with them and folding your lovely clean laundry at the same time. Are they helping you? Are they holding a pile of shirts cuz you ran out of room on the floor?)
Pee-
etc.
If you wanna stay over that's just fine. That's great actually! They love having you, and this is the perfect excuse. If they have roommates well that just means you can stay hidden away in their room, with them! Cozy, Huh? XD ^^
#this is brought you by- a water valve conking it ar my place so wr had to turn off a l l the water.#ahhhh#i'f be so afraid to mess up 👠👠👠 cruellas home 😅😅😅#catch me meticulously drying up the bathroom after I've showered.#then she comes in. sees me drying the floor. and rolls her eyes at me. 🙄#'darling im ordering dinner and- ... silly girl i have a maid for that. get off the tile. gods sake.'#iiii can imagine hanging out at 🐊🐊🐊 jims with towel-dry hair#stretched out on the couch with him and he's leanin in and... the washing machine dings and i'm OFF to get my precious laundry-#which is probably just a pile of flannels. mine and his#F/O#F/O Imagine#F/O x Reader#F/O Imagines
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sick and twisted that organizing my desk space (and organizing the clutter in my room in general) does, in fact, make me feel a lot happier and a lot better about my life . . . sick and twisted
#caroline talks#guys i got this desk organizer . . . it's got my nail polishes and my sticky notes and pens and pencils in one place#and it makes me. very happy.#i did spend. the last hour and a half cleaning my room and just. mopping. dusting. unpacking. re-organizing my closet.#i need to wait for my washing machine + dryer to finish up so i can finally finish changing my sheets#and i also need to clean my bathroom. and then. and then i'm going to go to a meeting.#i really do like. living away from my parents for the most part. i love them but i also. think i just feel more motivated when i'm not#living with them. cue: decorating my room for the first time in forever. organizing things. cleaning more. telling myself that despite my#desire to crawl into bed and not get back up. i need to buy milk.#(WHICH. DEEP SIGH. I DON'T WANT TO BUY MILK)#(but tomorrow me will be SO thankful. i know this. i know this too well.)#(but the grocery store feels so far . . . .. . ... )#(lunch. i need to eat lunch. that's what's going on here tbh)
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I miss my childhood house so much I would give anything to grab the knob at the end of the banister and jump from the third step and catch a million seconds of air while I whip myself around the banister and down the hall
#I also miss my treehouse and the pool table I would use for fashion shows and the smell of the “secret garden” under the stairs and#the way the house would settle and the planes overhead and that stain on the carpet from where I dropped an entire plate of mac n cheese#and the distinct smell of my mom’s closet and climbing down over the back bank and going to the entryway where the ceiling was two stories#high and throwing bouncy balls as hard as I could to get them to bounce off the ceiling and the rope swing in the backyard and eating#the buttercups that grew there bc I read once they were edible and the sound your nails made when they scratched across the counter and#using hot clue to peel off paint and make patterns on the workbench and the shed that smelled like gasoline and climbing the tree that#my dad installed handles into to make it easier and making umbrella forts and playing washing machine (spinning around and around in#circles with your arms out then falling to the floor and watching the room spin) and the mismatched rung on the banister from where#I broke it and the sound of the cat door and how the garage door was so heavy that it would slam if you didn’t prop it open and how the#smell of laundry would waft up into my room and how if you laid on the bathroom floor you could see a piece of the old yellow flower#wallpaper that my mom missed when she ripped it out and the sound of the sliding glass door that we could never quite get clean and#the sound that the bag full of bags would make when you opened the pantry door too far and how my neighbor always used to sing when#she brought her trash out late at night and the crunch sound the carpet would make when you walked on the edge and how raccoons would#always come to the back door and my cat would try to scare them away and being scared to go into my mom’s bathroom bc the shower#had been ripped out for years after my dad tried to power wash it so it left several gaping holes to the rest of the house but there were#spiders in there for all I knew or cared#carmen.txt
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having a bit of a very unexpected emotional crisis
#ignore me just rambling#i will not cry about this#but right now i hate my flat#and i hate how my new kitchen shelf has turned out#it's ugly#not what i had in mind#and i don't like my kitchen in general#but i shouldn't hate my living/craft room because it's nowhere near done yet#i do like my bedroom but that's also the only one with all antique furniture and what i had in mind#even if it is really messy and chaotic still and it might be impossible to actually put up curtains#because the wall just crumbles#bathroom is ok got a new cupboard for it#but i also spend the least amount of time in there and i already love it for being able to fit a washing machine#and no longer having to go into the basement to do laundry#argh i will get over this tomorrow it will all look different#rn now i am just having another emotional crisis about something else and the kitchen sheld not turning out how i#wanted it is just the last straw#but fuck do i hate it here rn#meins
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WARNING: The penalty for trespassing on the railway is £1000.
#here is the story of two researchers and one 0 on the truth table. here is how you almost tied up my arm in a belt#because you lost your tourniquet and neither of you could find my veins. did it feel good to get it off your chest#did it feel cathartic to talk about sin? in a room full of policymakers and experts i shook hands with a theoretical#physicist creating breathing metal. we talked about annual ruination. there is a boy in gold earrings#and two strangers growing a fake hologram with their minds. you discover you like wine and that you are#perhaps only a little bit cutthroat. here is a teapot full of tequila and a glance a curling of the lips that renders you [0]#first on the index and quickly overlooked. you want to be loved? here is the difficult bit. girl teaches you how to speak mandarin. still#too drunk to find your veins but here i want to be loved anyway. in a shocking turn of events the thing that keeps me alive#projected through my lovers noise cancelling headphones causes a slow peak in the 10 millisecond span i process#falling lights and yet increases accuracy to almost 87.5%. is it magic or are you just discussing your downfall?#the truth is have no skill or qualification to my name. i want you to listen to me. he said you will be a king. he said if a bomb#fell on this room everything that matters would be over. YOU WANNA LEARN ABOUT LOVE YOU SELFISH FUCKER? YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN ME#WHEN YOU WERE 15. THE LOVE IS GONE IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IT. hes the alaskan#WHEN YOU WERE 15. THE LOVE IS GONE IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IT. i am the alaskan malmute under the dinner table begging for scraps#in a place im not supposed to be. in the field it was me with the drumsticks her (the world piano champion and the researcher and the#the machine gun) with the 巴乌 him with the guitar this is outside of london this is the ex presidents ex advisor telling you to give up#this is your brain and this is the day after doom. this is her washing the EEG conductive gel out of your hair in the restaurant bathroom#this is the skill to possess guilt without carrying shame.
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I made some life drawings recently of my home. I wanted to portray the cosy feeling I get when I am here. This view is from my toilet, haha.
#toilet#bathroom#shower#shower curtain#bath mat#washing machine#home#cosy#house#life#life drawing#studies#sketches#coloured pencil#pencildrawing#illustration#cute#my home
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Guess who nearly cracked their skull open due to my family's neglect of our household utilities being broken🙃🙃🙃🙃✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
#our washing machine refuses to work properly so guess who had to manually wring out all of the laundry after 1h of trying to make it work✌🏻#and wringing out towels sucks. ass.#they kept creating a bigass puddle so I decided to rehang them over the bathtub in our bathroom#crashed the shower curtain rack because it couldn't hold the weight of the offending towels and nearly broke the drying rack#and slipped against the water that was there from me cleaning up the puddles and got there and narowly avoided a dying a pathetic death#fuck my family who refuses to fix it because 'it works fine enough' BITCH I HAVE AN EXZEMA BREAKOUT NOW#ughhhhhhhhhh#i am so angry#toxic family#dysfunctional family
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(designs a tiny home, frantically, feverishly) I think I need to scale back the big wants and needs for costs and reasons, but also fuck that I want EVERYTHING
#me trying to plan shit to meet safety building regulations#my list of non negotiables keeps growing....#big on kitchen space (with drawers designed the same way as my mums kitchen) with MUST for space for my coffee machine#bifold door opposite living room space that opens to the yard#bifold window from the kitchen to go along with the side door#thats a must bc if i have people over and weve got dishes that we want to move to the kitchen? thats fine just pop through the window!#but also so i can open that up for the arvo breeze while im in the kitchen#i really want a bath and i think my plan of building that partially under the stairs leading up to one of the bedrooms is going to look cute#oh also TWO BEDROOMS#one loft style one and one enclosed one#so if i ever decide i need a change for space where i sleep i can just? swap rooms?#the other room would double as storage space for my large containers and maybe as an office space if i ever needed that#i guess either the bathroom combined with space for a washing machine OR a lil hidden laundry#i like the idea of a hidden laundry bc then i can fit in a back door of sorts#to both be a second exit in case of a fire but to also be the joining doorway for when id eventually extend the house#it would happen eventually i know#this is SOOOOO ON MY BRAIN
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It makes me mad that Im. At least pretty sure before opening a new business buildings have to be inspected pretty thoroughly and prepared and up to a certain standard but it feels like with places people actually live like houses and apartments landlords are able to just make shit the bare minimum level of quality as long as it looks fine and clean on a surface level
#im like. sick of moving into places that r fucking barley holding together and they charge so much damn money for us to live here#but it feels like they dont even inspect them or clean them b4hand#when we first moved into our apartment the floors would regularly make our feet black and#our washing machine stinks. i opened the fabric softener dispenser to find it hadnt been cleaned at all and was full of mold and grime#the windoseals r all rotted and regularly grow fungus too no matter how much i wipe them down or disinfect them#i found out the entire back of my bathroom sink isnt sealed bc i spilled water and it all poured under the cabinet#also my roommates window leaks and when we first moved in the landlord was just like 'yeah that happens we dont know how to fix it'?????#it drives me insane like how is this legal lmao#u get to live in this overpriced stinky unclean place and u cant even paint the walls. die#i dont even hate my apartment i actually rlly like it but i wish they legally were obligated to get a professional clean and inspection#not just a passive handwave like 'yeah this is fine i guess'#also the power outlet r constantly constantly giving us problems its so fucking stupid
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#currently listening to my dad lie to someone (a lawyer?) about how much he makes#bc he’s still trying to claim money from my mom’s ICBC settlement#just told her ‘I make ten thousand a year maaaaybe twenty thousand now that I’m back in the lower mainland & working more’#meanwhile I know full well he made over 40k last year and is set to make close to 50k this year#which yes isn’t a whole lot be he’s also ‘retired’ and getting his pension payments#and even without that he’s making a hell of a lot more than my mom’s 800 a month disability#I fucking hate how two faced he turns about money#to his friends he brags about how much money he makes#and even brags to me when it suits him#and the rest of the time to me my mom and the lawyers he’s constantly saying he barely has enough to live on#meanwhile he’s out spending between 40-80 dollars every night out on food and beer#and when I say every night I mean EVERY NIGHT#hah just heard the person (his lawyer?) call him out on ‘misquoting’ his income#my dad does not sound happy he’s pretending to be surprised/confused#he just fucking made an argument that my mom ‘still used the washing machine and bathroom here’#like?? yes?? she does because it’s STILL HALF HER HOUSE#and I live here and she is my MOTHER she is fucking allowed to visit me you dick!!!#I love my dad but I fucking hate whoever this person is who he becomes when money is involved#ALSO i found out that when i paid my last three months for rent and payed extra (i wanted to help contribute more bc i was in a place where#I could afford to at that point) I paid it to my dad for the first time and HE DIDNT TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT THE EXTRA I ADDED#my rent is supposed to be split evenly between them bc they both own half the house#and he just fucking kept the extra. didn’t tell me and didn’t tell my mom. I am LIVID#this is why i had been paying it directly to my mom up until this most recent payment#clearly changing that was a mistake#personal
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There’s a suuuuper good chance I just lose my shit entirely this weekend.
#I don't know what's wrong with my leg but I'm thinking shin splints#and the doctor and the massage guy and the internet have all said the same thing: rest and ice and compression#but I only have one pair of compression socks and they keep getting wet#because the stupid kitchen sink is backed up and I need my dad's help to fix it#but for the second night in a row#he can't/won't#so for the second night in a row I tried to fix it and failed and flooded the kitchen out#which means I can't cook or clean or do dishes#and my kitchen is a DISASTER#and my socks are wet#but in the meantime#he also won't help with literally anything else#and my mom is still bed bound and can't#so I have to go up and down the stairs a bajillion times a day to do laundry or fetch things or set up my mom's ice machine or or or#which means I'm NOT RESTING MY LEG#which means it keeps hurting/going numb#meanwhile my entire routine is thrown way the fuck off because everything is messy and I can't fix it#and my mom doesn't feel well so she's set up camp in my bathroom so I can't use the bathroom or shower or get water when I need to#since I CAN'T GO TO THE KITCHEN FOR WATER#and I can't do MY laundry because I'm continuously washing towels from drying the floor in the kitchen#and my dog keeps wanting to go outside#which means MORE STAIRS#and my dad won't help with him either#so I'm not resting#I can't shower#I can't use the bathroom#I can't get water or cook or clean or do ANYTHING#except re-irritate my leg#and make a BIGGER MESS CUZ I CAN'T CLEAN SHIT#and since I can't cook/have no space in my kitchen because we had to empty the under the sink cabinet
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