i still can't fathom how out of all the times ohm pawat has been threatened with a gun on screen... it's the fucking romantic comedy of all things where his character ends up with a gunshot wound

sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?

naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke

sakura: 🫢

ino: 🤣

sasuke: ❔

Sachi

Commissioned by @inusmasha for @mustardyellowsunshine

Enjoy, Robin! :)

PLS more fics of these two as a ship, I just thing their a cute couple so much angst potential

1/3 of my trolls ms paint doodles

PLEASE DM ME FIRST FOR PERMISSION IF YOU PLAN ON REPOSTING!

2/3

3/3

imagining all ur fav characters in the same room and how similar they are and then theres that one guy

House of the Dragon - 1x10 The Black Queen

once again i offer you a mix of hlvrai and a game i like. this time it's sky!!

i originally wanted to draw the whole science team, but i forgot and by the time i noticed it was too late for me to dare trying.

i have the entire thing (mostly) planned, but i dont wanna post it yet. id like to post it with a drawing of everyone.

2023.11.18

richie heart eyes tozier strikes again. i love to imagine that when richie looks at eddie he has NO THOUGHTS at all. he’s just GONE. not there. empty. static. not a single braincell there. lost in the sauce (love). and bill still doesnt get it

also another version cuz i kept fucking w it and i like both

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

Do you guys think Jordan has tattoos? This was probably already discussed, but do you think that it stays when they shift (don’t come for me, please)? I like to imagine that it does and both them and Marie went ahead and got matching tattoos of like a little heart. In a very secluded area on their bodies too that when you’re searching for it it’ll be hard to find unless you know where it is.

Hanging out in Marie’s dorm means they’re bored out of their minds with absolutely nothing to do. Marie declined getting high, but happily watched Jordan soar to the clouds (and get contact high, but she won’t admit that). You can practically see the love spilling from her eyes as Jordan tells a dad joke. “Did you know that if you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner?” Marie stared at him in disbelief before the very delayed laugh erupted from her.

Marie gets like 50 texts a day from Jordan and it’s just a string of dad jokes. When Jordan’s high, he thinks too much and it’s not anything bad just different possibilities of what could be or happen (not pertaining to them, though). “We should get matching tattoos!” He exclaimed, asking out the joint and turning to Marie with blown eyes. “Tattoos, huh?”

“Yes! I just said that.” Marie couldn’t help but giggle at Jordan’s forwardness. There wasn’t much discussion to be had before the pair of them found themselves outside a very backwater tattoo shop. But Yelp said it was the best one in Georgia, so they couldn’t go against Yelp! Jordan was still high as fuck as he rocked back and forth on his heels. He was nervous, but it wasn’t going to stop them from getting matching tattoos with Marie, the love of their life!

Cold hands intertwined with the girl and pulled her, well more like lugged her, inside the shop. “I think we should get hearts, ‘cause…you’re like…my heart.” And cue Marie’s frown with big eyes as she looked at him. You know like the emoji with wide eyes and there’s water along the waterline? She doesn’t exactly know how she managed to snag someone like Jordan, but FUCK was she grateful for whatever it was. Jordan was never affection, at least openly especially in such a public area, but to see them immediately become comfortable in showing feelings made Marie so fucking proud of them.

“You’re so adorable. Yes let’s get hearts. Where should we get them?”

“On our thighs, ‘cause who else is seeing them besides each other? Let’s goooo!” And I feel like this made a staple in their relationship. Like it confirmed it somehow. Granted they did talk about what they were, but this just kind of proves like all in or not, you know? Jordan being comfortable enough to suggest such a gesture lets Marie know how far they’ve made it in their time together. And due to contact high had her asking the most important question, “does whatever you do to one form transfer to the other?”

A gentle hand squeeze and a head tilt had Jordan in deep thought. “You know I actually never thought of it like that.”

“Well, does it?”

“Yes, yes it does, babe!” They were both giggling their heads off as they waited to be called to the back. The tattoo was going to be a minute and the fact that they didn’t prepare by bringing snacks had them fidgety. Legs swinging back and forth, if Marie’s head isn’t on Jordan’s shoulder then it’s vice versa. Nothing could beat this moment, and Marie wanted to cherish it forever. Luckily that tattoo will be a staple of that! Something to tell the kids.

I truly can’t get over how devastatingly correct the parent who calls Jacob “Stuart Little” is.

Why are they the same picture 😭

the boyfriendism loserification of it all...

ever since i finished reading Invincible i really wanted to make a viltrumite OC, sooo here he is His name is Daareios. He has 0 friends and 0 bitches because he only cares about serving the Grand Regent and is viciously jealous of any other subordinates that he pays attention to.

Pretty much an obsessive lapdog with a ton of personal issues, but unwaveringly loyal. He gets shit done, which is the only reason why Thragg tolerates having him around.

HI DAWNY!! hru! idk if you're taking requests, but in case you are, could you draw the gays?? (ivoren) OR SOREN either one is perfect!! soren is so edible in your style!!/nfta :DD /no rush

ALSO COSMO SAYS HI!!

The old gays ever!

as much as i love serious no-nonsense alhaitham, i like to imagine him engaging in silly little mock arguments in different languages with a haravatat or vahumana reader that he (privately) considers one of his dearest friends. he probably spins it as a learning opportunity for both of you ("conversation is a good way to properly grasp the nuances of conversation and the little linguistic gimmicks of a language, after all") but in all honesty? alhaitham enjoys just being able to indulge in what he'd normally consider "pointless" or "childish" behavior with someone he knows won't judge him for it, and will enthusiastically join in when he offers.

(and as a personal plus for him: not only does it give him an outlet for every niche tidbit of history he's accumulated over the years in order to create not only incredibly witty responses that are also factual and accurate to the time period, but also, your company is exactly what he needs after a long day at work. there's no better pick-me-up than hearing you try to hide your snort when he drops a particularly hard line. he's glad you think he's funny. your joy is a wonderful sight to see.)

he treasures the moments where he can sit beside you, trading light jabs and in-character insults at each other in your private corner of lambad's tavern. to alhaitham, it's moments like these that remind him that there's more to life than just his work, his hobbies, and himself.

good food, good drinks, and good company mark the end of most of alhaitham's days, and his heart always leaves the tavern full and content with the promise of seeing you again soon, safe and whole and happy, in the table you've always saved a seat for him at since your days in the akademiya.

(can be read as platonic or romantic! either way, alhaitham cares greatly for you and enjoys the times you can spend together, even when it's mostly spent trading insults in languages both of you have varying levels of mastery in lmao)