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stoner!kiri who cant help but hold you close in his lap during the sesh n dry hump you with a hand down your pants fingering u as you hold the blunt.. opened mouth kisses on the juncture between ur shoulder and neck, all sorts of praises coming from his mouth.. wah :(
idk stoner!kiri smelling like adidas colgne and weed n a little bit of musk.. wahh i want him to destroy me :(
Sorry to diverge from the sexy, I’m just so 😖 at the thought of like… Kiri getting off of patrol the night before a few days off, and like… getting home, immediately getting high and then falling asleep on the couch (cuz he’s too lazy to shower and you probs wouldn’t want him in bed)… and waking up groggy, smelling all musky and manly and weedy and wondering why you keep trying to hug him LMAOOO.
I’d be all up on him trying to get a whiff, even if I’d still be calling him stinky the whole time hfndjfjdjvh. Also Kiri w/ big weed brain fog for the first hour after he wakes up… rhsmfjkfjckfk scratching his head and just following you around trying to get you in the shower with him… *zim voice* I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED🤲🏻
But also YESSSDDD to the sexy… He’s kinda like this anyway (thank you T), a very casual toucher… but when he’s stoned, his hand is going straight into your panties whether the attention is meant to be on you or not. All heavy breathing and spacey hickeys that bruise kinda badly cuz he’s not paying attention… not letting you move until you’ve cum three, four times and are begging (hyper aware of safe words though, he’s a hero Through and Through)…
Yeah. I’d sleep good after that, too.
(Bakugo always gets on his case abt wasting weed cuz he has a bad habit of not putting anything out before kissing you LMAOOO)
#kirishima#it’s funny what weed does to him. like he’s already pretty selfless generally but high???#he doesn’t org*sm the whole night and doesn’t even notice#u mention f*cking for real the next day and he’s like !??? we did? no baby. I (you) did#people are like kiri what do u do in ur spare time#he’s like ‘get high and have s*x’ LMAOOO SO WEIRD#actually I should say ‘get high and h^mp my wife’ hehdjfjf#no weird but it’s kinda weird to think abt bc we never talk abt this so it feels unexpected#I know any of the heroes partaking in anything is a bit improbable… but I just pretend it’s 200 years in the future and the world is atpeace#anyway#boys looking grubby and tired in the morning after sleeping on the couch… when ur nice husband cosplays a divorcee for about five minutes#til u make him shower#LMAOOO that’s kiri + weed#toxic ex vibes#except he’s just st*ned#lmaoooooo also bakugo being stingy about weed I’m cryingggggg#he never smokes either so his is going to waste too but differently#he gets high and needs a p*ssyjob#gives u a really nice b*oty rub#what if I die#but he’s an edible dude.. or tincture#he also coughs a lot too it’s funny#and when ur like… bruh… he’s like THAT MEANS ITS WORKING#BYE#sorry I got distracted throughout this entire thing#bruising tw#caitie things#cognacqueen666#drugs tw
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chris christie is getting booed so hard he cant speak lolol
#bc he was slamming trump but still#rofl#wilbur#republican debate#YOUVE never done ANYtiign#lmaoooooo im sorry ‘youre an msnbc contributor’ like its SO funny but unfortunately its real#we are not a serious country
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Today on Cherry’s wrestling survey, do you think they’ll go with A) Jey winning the title at Summerslam B) Cody winning at Summerslam or C) Jay White debut and title win?
LMAOOOOOOOO
#i can NOT explain to you the way that i am purely not thinking. at all#i don't feel like. respectfully. i'm enjoying the shows i'm having fun here but. i truly don't feel like wwe deserves me or anyone#making hot takes#look at what they just did tonight. everything feels like they pulled it out of their ass. they don't know what's going on#i could tell you maybe i wish it was jey. i could tell you i don't Want it to be jey bc then what happens to the usos as a tag team#truth is i'm just genuinely fine w roman holding these belts forever like?????? i'm FINE w it#when i said i'll kill myself if cody wins i still mean it tho anything else i don't care for#it's not Worth It. wwe will never be the longterm storytelling place so it doesn't feel worth it to me to try and think abt it#again i don't mean to shit on it but. yea#ask#jay white debut LMAOOOOOO I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S SO FUNNY TO ME GIIIIIRL WHERE ARE YOU GOINGGGGG
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✨same energy✨
#instant food collab ads are always funny lmaoooooo#i’m sadded that i couldn’t find mona’s instant curry rice at the store just now though :( sadded#really sadded :(((( time to order it online ig… sads :(#though i did try some of the flavours from the pjsekai cup noodles thing lol#kanade’s original flavour: comes with dried prawns for some reason. tastes weird. hard pass.#saki’s cheese curry: REALLY REALLY GOOD OK. COSMOSPICE REAL. I EAT IT ALL THE TIME NOW. THANKS SAKI—#robonene’s garlic tonkotsu: pretty good too!! though i advise against eating it if you have covid. it makes your throat worse lol#i didn’t try the rest bc i don’t like seafood + i can’t tolerate spicy food that well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ cheese curry is the best though#so aaaaaa i really wanna try the curry meshi instant rice :((( time to hit all of the japanese supermarkets and h o p e for the best—#mixed fandom friday… maybe?
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i was shopping on dollskill 😕 and i used shopify but i tried emailing DK & they said they’re so backed up they’ll get back to me within 5-7 days 😭😭 and the website they can’t change or cancel an order idk if tht includes shipping but I doubt it since they’re such a big company 😭 im moving & i’ll be gone b4 it gets here mb the family will be nice enough to send the package or let someone else pick it up for me idk 💔
LMFAOOOO FUCKING DOLLSKILL why was that one of the places i was thinking it might be... they have such a bad track record w/ shit like this UGH.
anyway im googling it and reddit is saying to change your default address on the account itself and see if you can contact their live chatline (altho... it seems like that no longer exists)? it's possible they could get back to u thru email before it ships, but i doubt there's enough time... if there isn't and they do respond, maybe u can just ask them to refund you anyway. it wouldn't hurt to try, at least (citing, like: oh ur response times are ASS)!
honestly tho, i really don't think all hope is lost if u can contact the family moving in! just let them know/leave a note you have something coming that hasn't arrived yet and tell them to contact u @ whatever number/email when it arrives, and offer to pay shipping if they're willing to send. if they arent fucking assholes then i'm sure they will! <3
#godddddddd..... dollskill..... i dont blame u for ordering from them at all but yeesh#why are they so freaking... dingy#i have a $80 credit there (or used to? who knows where it is) bc of some shoes i bought and hated lmaoooooo#but they literally wouldnt refund they were like STORE CREDIT ONLY#poo poo pee pee b*tts literally#ig thats what u get for trying ur luck w them i hate to say#tho its funny cuz now im browsing the website and ive found shoes i like LOL#anyway just gotta put them out of mind#youll get ur stuff tho i know!#maybe just... dont order from them again askdfljaskd#ask#anon#caitie chats
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reading reviews for my own name on mum websites is hilarious because so many people on so many sites are like "the name is fine... but every single [name redacted] i've met is a catty mean bitch!" and like. where is the lie. i'm also a catty mean bitch and im living up to my name. i can't help it i was born to be a mean girl 💅
#rubia speaks#i love it it's so funny to me#'why are you leaning into being a mean girl' because i'm not cut out to be the protagonist babes#its weird bc peoples characters with the name ive seen are like honest kind hardworking people#but no one on mums baby names dot ee dee you sees it that way so like#please start writing us as the boss babe rivals in ur stories besties it'd be more accurate lmaoooooo
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#it's actually so funny having not heard these songs but seeing lyrics bc my brain automatically comes up with a melody#that i know is completely 100% wrong#but i literally cannot hear it any other way and when i hear it on friday ik im gonna be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh okay that's so much better#like when i see cinema lyrics i can only picture them to the melody of lost in japan by shawn mendes#like ????????????????#and when i saw the keep driving lyrics today i keep thinking a team by ed sheeran#like help me????????#ik those are both probably so far off but that's where my mind went lmaoooooo
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I realized I make a lot of spelling mistakes, damn you autism!
Anywho can we see more of the virtues? I would love to see kindness more, like him on the couch like how you described
Sfhfhshsjhd y’know what’s funny, my autism does the opposite bc I’m a nerd whose special interest is spelling and grammar 😂 but yeah I completely feel that no worries bud
Oh and HELL yeah I love my guy Kindness!! and so it is my great pleasure to reveal to you all this, my first fully colored comic in probably years because uh. welp y'all know how art block be lmao
also since this is based on a scene I sorta wrote out in a previous post, I've included that snippet under the comic! And here's a link to the original post, where I detailed everything about the virtues.
and then he immediately pops out of existence lmaoooooo
Max tells him to sit on the couch and relax while he grabs some snacks and coffee. The whole time, he has to keep insisting that Kindness stay seated instead of jumping back up to help. Eventually he grabs Kindness by the shoulders to explain that having his partner as, essentially, a self-offered indentured servant is funny and all, but it’s making him uncomfortable. They work so well together because they’ve always been equal, and as high and mighty as Max likes to act sometimes, it feels bad to just keep taking everything from his best friend and to be unable to give anything back. In a dreadfully ironic twist, preventing Max (and others, by extension) from doing anything for him is sort of unkind in and of itself. “So just keep your ass seated and let me do what I need to do, okay? You’re stressing me out. Eat your donut and calm down already.” And Kindness, maybe a little starry-eyed, finally concedes and allows Max to grab a blanket and finish making them some coffee. Once that’s done they sit on the couch together under the blanket for a minute and watch some junk TV while they eat a much-needed snack. After a few minutes of that, Max ventures, “Sooo…can I get that heart now, or…?” “Aw, buddy. You know you already have it.” And with a final little side hug, which Max finally returns with only a little grumbling about how sappy it is, he poofs out of existence.
#HOOOOOO boy this took a long ass time#well not really though just like...ok nvm it was a long time#I was gonna say I colored most of the panels tonight and then wrote all this up so that wasn't too bad#but I forgot I did the first one yesterday (and made it way more detailed) and also did all the sketches a different day#so actually yeah it's been a minute. Certainly the most complicated piece I've done in a couple months if not all year fjkdljfsfds#but worth it!! I'm so pleased with how it turned out eehehehe#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#seven heavenly virtues au#my art#asks
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is there anything YOU are most excited to write about in the epilogue? finishing a story is such an amazing and bittersweet accomplishment! are there any scenes/details you wanted to write/include that didn’t make the final cut? any personal headcanons you have, additional terranova lore? don’t feel like you have to answer all this btw 😭 just anything you wanna include <3 thanks for readinggg
this is SO sweet lmg. i’m just excited to write ellie as someone who’s like. happy and healing after all i put them through lmaoooooo.
and omg i am SO glad u asked bc i actually have a lot to say about this bc i ended up cutting out a lot…
for scenes that aren’t making the cut:
- originally i already had whole epilogue planned out that involved ellie and y/n going back to terranova for a supply run which had the following scenes:
ellie looking through a real telescope at some stars for the first time
y/n showing ellie where she used to live
i also had a scene planned in the final part that never happened including the lab/all the evidence of ellie’s planet burning down right before y/n and dina leave, but i ended up scrapping it !
lore/headcanons/things
ellie is a loser lesbian bottom sorry everyone! i won’t be writing the smut to back this up but u have to trust me that it’s canon on this one
y/n had acrylics when she came to jackson (this one is something that an anon picked up on that i thought was very funny)
terranova would’ve killed ellie if they had known she was immune. if tlou1 had ended with ellie dying and the fireflies successfully engineering a vaccine/cure (i have feelings about whether or not this would actually be possible but i’ll save that for another day), they would’ve done everything to stop distribution once they caught wind of it. i was originally going to have ellie tell her that she was immune at the scene where terranova picks her up, but then i realized that a country that depends on the desperation of people outside of its borders would never want that
speaking of that scene: a close reader may recall what colors the terranova flag were… (this was intentional but also before i knew about the inspo behind tlou2/neil so ironic ig!)
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sorry but it's still so funny to my petty ass that like. obviously milkvan's relationship deteriorated because of their own actions and fundamental incompatibilities okay OBVIOUSLY. but like. lmao........... 🤭 i'm giggling and cackling and howling at the fact that will's painting is really gonna be what blows that ship to fucking pieces next season huh. the moment that either of them so much as fucking LOOKS at it and thinks about it for longer than a second, u kno tht ship is done. it's over! dead in the fucking water, baby!! like. i have to laugh i HAVE to laugh bc will would never rejoice over being the fall of milkvan bc he's too good and sweet but i'm not i'm petty and evil and howling like a hyena over it LMAOOOOOO will byers king of heterophobia king of "homewrecking" king of giving unsuspecting persons a loaded gun king of loving others so wholly and entirely and selflessly that it blows their life up just king of everything ever really
#imagine blowing up one of ur biggest ships with a gay painting. they really said Down With Heterosexuals and tbh that is so real and true#laughing. cackling. giggling even. i just. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO#a painting.. another boy's act of true selfless love... is what shatters a relationship built on lies and parody#that shit is fucking INSANE that is Cinema that is Television that is Retribution that is just s tier shit like . OKAY!!!!!! I SEE YOU!!!#sitting here staring at the wall in shock like . I Can't Believe This Shit Is Real
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Smallville 4x04
There's no way he didn't time that, my dude was deadass waiting at his locker until she walked past so he could annoy her😭😭
AND to show off his jacket, that's adorable🥹
hehehehehe
(Their progression is just so---, from this to "I would love to hear about it." POETIC CINEMA😭)
Clark showing his jacket to everyone stoppppp🥹🥹 Somebody tell him it looks good please
Lex I think you should find a less weird way to make amends, no offense👀 Yeaaahhhh I knew that would be Clark's reaction😬
Let the madness begin
"I finally understand why it never worked with Clark." ohgod "I wasn't devoted to him." OHGOD
Nothing was going to stop Lois from writing that article after they provoked her like that, she's coming for their asses
"Just got my headline." SEEEE (also Lois you're so cool date me pls)
I'm not ready for the next scene
Clark wants to unexist so bad right now😭
LMAOOOOOO Clark I'm so sorry💀💀
"The problem is, I'm not over Lana yet. Sometimes I think I never will be."
I know something that you don't😌😏
"Oh sweetheart. There's somebody out there for you. I know it."
QUEEN MARTHA & I KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T
I love that Clark is going to her for advice about this stuff😭😭
Lana got like 10 times more adorable this season wtf😭
Clark thinking she came to watch him practice, I hate to tell you this but she's dating your coach bestie💀💀
this is peak comedy actually I'm cackling PLEASEEEE
I'm really feeling Clark's pain this episode for some reason
Clark and Lois teaming up is the content I love and deserve😌😌
no because if she looked at me like that I'd be on one fucking knee immediately LOIS CHILL😭
I'm squealing omg look at themmmmm
I just love the way he says her name don't ask me why
plskasjsks they're comedians
she's so adorable I can't😭😭
Lois being super grossed out, same bestie, same💀
WHY ARE THEY SO FUNNY I'M SCREAMING
Clark I'm so sorry you have to go through this, I really am💀 The way he immediately runs to hide behind Chloe and Lois💀💀💀
"She was attacked by a crazy plumber." The way Clark just moves on from that statement LMAOOOO
"Oh, nice, Clark. You know you only have one thing to do."
"Me? You're closer to the door."
"Okay, so it's automatically my fault?"
full on married to each other years before they even start dating🤡🤡
His face journeys when she drags him are everything😌
"When you were in the loft, you told me to stay away from your girl. Who were you talking about?"
they know my weakness, they know it so well😭😭
I'm so glad Clark and Chloe are being upfront about how they feel
"But don't worry, I'll visit."
"Is that a promise or a threat?"
*short pause for eye sex* *shoulder punch to defuse the tension*
"See you around, Smallville"
their episode endings are the best bc I'm just smiling like an idiot (trying not to think about the fact that she won't be there for the next 4 episodes or sth😭)
#ellie's smallville thoughts#smallville#4x04#clark kent#lois lane#clois#martha kent#chloe sullivan#lana lang
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omgg hiiii ava, i just wanted to tell you for like the thousand time BAHHAA
that IM LITERALLY SO IN LOVE WOTH YOUR WRITING. i know i tell you this everytime you post a fic but it’s true, they’re always sauurrr cute and i love the way you characterize chuuya and dazai😭😭😭💕💕
ypure also soo nice and sweet, ily sm avaaa my fav writer ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 i hope youre doing well in your exams!! and that it’s okay to take breaks for yourself don’t overwork yourself!!! ilysm pookie bear
UR SO NICE STOPPPPPP
aawwwww thank you sm omg!! ur one of my fav mutuals and like ur always so nice and u love asa like me so twinsies!! if ur in school then i wish you luck on ur exams as well!
yk like after reading stormbringer + bsd drama cds + manga i kinda realised that chuuya isn't angry 24/7. bones just characterizes him that way + he does get mad when hes w dazai and in the shows timeline, hes most powerful wit dazai.
22! chuuya is pretty damn smug in the manga/is chill with the mafia, and it makes sense since he IS the strongest. 15! chuuya was aggressive but wasnt everyone. and 16! chuuya is acc funny and chill, he like tolerated shirase when he was a whiny bitch (BYE NO HATE TO SHIRASE)
sometimes i gotta remember that before stormbringer, he had a rly strong drive to get better and know more, as opposed to him now whos a mafia executive & the strongest. chuuyas under an organization with that sort of hierarchy, and being the leader (mori) also means being a servant for your organization, not just being the most powerful, so i guess thats why hes not entirely cocky. + dazai is the only person who can annoy the shit outta him (like them elementary classmates that can just pull out a pic of your my little pony era if u wanna test them LMAOOOOOO)
therefore writing chuuya i try to write him like a half normal teenager going through his midlife crisis. i def think hes an acts of service & quality time kinda guy. like a romance with him (pre-relationship) is genuinely like - "treat you like a friend, respect you like a lover." UGH NOW I WANNA WRITE STORMBRINGER CHUUYA BESTIE HCS
as for characterising dazai, its pretty hard for me bc my requests for him are in the pm! era and like how can i imagine port mafia dazai falling in love?? (besides chuuya guys shut up) im definitely working on writing dazai properly since hes hella enigmatic.
anyways sorry for my rambling! my take on characterising these two losers and i wanna make more dazai content, but i also wanna expand the characters i write. unfortunately, my lazy ass has 5 unfinished drafts and 30 REQUESTS IN MY INBOX????
#chocsra#my ranting#my rambling#stormbringer chuuya#port mafia dazai#chuuya x reader#dazai x reader#character analysis#writing bsd characters#bsd#bsd writing#bungo stray dogs writing
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so today was super fun 🤡 i went out apartment hunting bc my friend wants to move and for the most part it was great.
until lmao until we get to this one place where the leasing person told us she's not usually at this property but she can try to show us some units.
so we go outside and she can't find it. then she thinks she finds it and starts trying to unlock it, and me and my friend notice the doormat and the ring camera. someone says something over ring and it's then the woman realizes it's occupied. so then we head back to the leasing office and figure out the units that are open are in the section across the street.
in that time, the renter comes out and we started apologizing and explaining and it was all good, lmao.
so we drive over to the units across the street, and it's kinda like a square, so you have to go through one gate and can only get out of the other. so we have to drive around the entire place to find one unit, and guess what... the key doesn't unlock the unit, lmao. so then we're like okay well let's try the other unit which was just a building over. so we drive down there and park and realize the leasing woman is driving past us for the exit gate, and we're like???
so for some reason the gate isn't working and the maintenance dude is opening it (this will make sense later) to let this woman out. so we watch her drive back through the other gate bc i guess she thought that's the way we went.
so we're debating on bailing, and i'm like yeah, think we should at this point.
AND THEN in follows 3 police SUVs. and now we're like what the fuck. so again, that gate we're next to won't open, so we realize we're going to have to drive back through the complex to get out through the other gate.
so we're going and then we happen upon a two police trucks we hadn't seen come in, and as we get closer, there's a police dude with his gun drawn. we round the corner, and there's the SUVs, two police in raid gear (one with a riffle, might i add) and like four more scouting.
so we're freaking out a bit bc we don't know if we can drive past them, but they make no move to stop us so we book it past them, and in the process, pass the leasing woman, who we tried to flag but it was clear she wasn't paying attention.
so then we just bailed, and then got a call 15 min later from the woman apologizing talking about how this wasn't a good first impression and hopes we'd come back at a later date so they can make up for this. idk if she was also including the police situation, but lmaoooooo if u fr think we're coming back.
anyway, the other gate wasn't working bc they didn't want whoever they were trying to snatch to be able to book it.
we got it all on dashcam too, and we spent the rest of the afternoon rewatching it bc in hindsight our commentary is fuckin funny.
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having your crackship be validated like
how it started:
how it’s going:
#forget good friday all i need is fedora friday lmaoooooo#it started with an edit how did it come to this—#so like~~~~ with the yu/mona asks and stuff yesterday~~~~~#realised that i haven’t talked about daizo as much as i should lol. i crackship it only bc it’s funny. that’s all#then again they do have their similarities. they’re the physically longer one out of their designated pair…#they’re *allegedly* good at dancing… they’re more adverse to sweets than their sweet tooth-having partner…#and they’re actually pretty great at imitating each other lol. ngl i’m considering subbing the mc portions but aaaa im too lazy~~~#maybe i’ll just learn how to use yt captions for it lol remind me!!!!!!#but then again my hearing is kinda ass so i’ll prolly mishear a bunch of stuff soooo… life’s suffering mans#‘dai’ly shitpost of the day#dai’s fedora friday
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Saw Casphardt on my feed and was struck with an idea:
We know Lin has this fuckass hairstyle bc someone tied his hair in a ribbon in his sleep and he just kept it like that, and we know that was probably Caspar.
But then I was like wait. There’s literally one one tiny section of his hair that’s long and tied back. DID THIS MF GUESS IT WAS CASPAR AND KEEP THAT ONE PIECE LONG WHILE CUTTING THE REST????? BC THAT IS SO GODDAMN FUNNY TO ME LIKE I’M IMAGINING LIN TALKING TO A BARBER/HAIRDRESSER LIKE “Hm? Oh, you can cut it to my chin. Don’t touch that bit though, thanks.” AND FALLING ASLEEP IN THE CHAIR LEAVING THEM TO WONDER WHY HE WANTED THIS ONE RANDOM PIECE LEFT ALONE LMAOOOOOO
#casphardt#caspar x linhardt#caspar von bergliez#linhardt von hevring#linspar#fe3h linhardt#fe3h#fe3h caspar
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coriolanus snow has got a terrible habit of getting into relationships with people solely so nobody else can have them, he doesn’t even really want them that much he just knows everybody else does and wants to make sure he’s the one to get them.
ok anon this is such a good headcanon but it also reminded me of something that happened to me irl LMFAO (DW IT’S FUNNY NOW)
i had a long distance best friend who i had a huge crush on. and the first time i confessed to her she rejected my feelings bc she was straight. so fast forward to like a year and a half later and aforementioned best friend asks me out and im like HELL YEA I’VE OBTAINED A GF !!
turns out she only asked me out bc she got jealous i was getting close to another person and wanted me all to herself. the relationship lasted 3 days LMAOOOOOO
god that was such a toxic friendship
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