men who praise u for being so pretty while fucking u go to heaven btw

people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier

what a day *me at 8:15 AM*

Every fucking time smh

me (on my knees) (between yours): am i your favourite mutual? be honest

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

Buda Castle, Budapest, Hungary,

Photo: Nemzeti Hauszmann Program

*✧･ﾟ*

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

hi, i'm a disgusting little piss slut, can i be your urinal? (∗'ര ᎑ ര`∗)