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getoswhore · 2 years

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if you like stephanie from bgc season 16 ik ur breath smells

#i cant stand her #if i had the chance to strangle her #id be going to jail #SHE IS SO MEAN #LIKE #N SHE SO FAKE #FAKE AS HELL #srry #m binging bgc rn and shes pissing me off rn #one second shes making a toast for audray (lowkey the baddest bitch ngl) and the secound shes talking sm shit about her #the sec she leaves #weak #weak bitch #SDKFJLDKFJ #id srsly carve her crooked ass eyes out LKJDFKGJDF #SHE MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL #lemme stop

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samarecharm · 5 months

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Fake Dating for an event but make it Makoann

MAYBE its preparation for Shidos palace? Getting intel on some people on his hitlist before infiltrating for real?

Originally Akira was willing to take Makotos place, but there were concerns that someone would recognize him through the makeup. “Shido KNOWS your face; we cant risk that.”

Futaba doesnt go for very obv reasons (agoraphobic), but also, she needs to have a live feed of everything being said incase they need to leave the event early. And Haru cant go bc shes the daughter of Okumura; she would be recognized immediately. Makoto is simply the best choice given the (unfortunate) circumstances.

Normally, they would joke about Ann’s acting; but shes a model and she knows how to act appropriately in these kinds of situations. Its not an act, its her Job, and its kind of wild for Makoto to see her effortlessly mingle w so many important and intimidating people without a care in the world. Makoto finds herself less stressed about the event because of it, and perhaps even a little emboldened 😳

Bonus Doodle under the cut (drawn before the images up top)

#persona 5 #makoann #ann takamaki #makoto niijima #arts #funny bc it started w me trying to make some very nice and simple outfits for ann #and the dress n clutch looked really nice. like nice enough to be a unassuming outfit to wear at a fancy event #and like. i DONT have a legit place i could see this happening ingame; shido was kind of last minute #but then. i dunno. i feel like futabas hacking skills were pretty underutilized in the game #shes sneaky but thats about It #i need her making up fake credentials and IDs for her team #and making vip invitations for them to get wherever they need to go #yeah they have haru bc shes rich but WHY make her go through all that?#if anything i feel like she would be helpful to give futaba some people to search #and businesses owned by those people #anyway. rambling #i had a version of that second image w makoto resting her hand on anns butt bc shes so short and ann is Big #and ann teasing her for it #but decided against it bc i think makoto would be so paranoid about accidentally grabbing her ass LMAO #also. i guess TECHNICALLY they would be drinking. but they are also pretending to be in their 20s #as like. up n coming investors or whatever. so ann is like ‘makoto this is one time where i need u to not be a narc.’#imagining makoto carrying a full cup w her the entire event bc she almost audibly gagged when she sipped the alcohol #ann just takes from her cup from time to time bc shes just like that (shares food n drinks w ryuji and akira all the time)#but makoto is like. good lird. indirect kiss.#its made more apparent when anns lipstick stains the glass a bit #makoto: what the hell did i get myself into. jesus.

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mysicklove · 5 months

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Confession time..

I'm fully convinced I could never dominate a woman 😭

Like with men it's like

Yeah fucking get wrecked loser (sexually)

But with women it's like

AAHAAAAAAHHAHAA FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU'RE HOT *fucking explodes*

LMAOOOOOO speak ur truth bestie 💅 actually high key how i feel about maki but also me n her would tag team honestly

#💌 - love letters #fanatic darling #r dynamics would be so fun #she’s so non bullshit and strict on our sub #while i’m more teasing and kinda fake ”nice dom”#me n her with yuuta….#us giving him false hope that we will treat him nicely….#and maki is like ”don’t trust her” but is mean to his face #and then #and then we #i’m throwing up #may write it but also it would be so selfship coded LOLOL

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theywontletmebeprincipal · 4 months

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"we need more female failures n deadbeat women" you guys can't even handle dr alphys

#fake girlfailure enjoyers when a real womandisappointment walks in....#I'm obsessed with her she's so shit at her job #she didn't even get it legitimately she had a ghost possess a box n lie about being a robot #I need you all to understand. asgore hired alphys bc he thought she invented a way to create a soul from nothing #when in reality her 'new being' was the fantasy equivalent of an adult putting a box on their head to convince a small child they're a robo #thats so funny thats so fucking funny #not to even mention the whole true lab debacle #but despite that. she's a hero when it matters most. I love her #get behind me dr alphys I'll protect you #sanders bullshit #undertale

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welcometogrouchland · 2 months

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Anyway since they're apparently not going to go with the "Steph leading/babysitting a team of young heroes" book idea (pause for despair) I'd like to pitch MY idea for Steph: Steph gets back into playing piano (she already started doing so in Batgirls #18!) and ends up taking on a mystery related to the basement rock scene in Gotham (I know the underground concert game there is INSANE absolutely prime serial killer territory)

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #stephanie brown #She took it on bc it ranked low on the bats scale of importance and bc she starts to realise how important music is to her #(I have whole essays I could write on the brief mentions of piano in Stephs comics and what they say)#and thus she wants to keep this community safe.#also it'd be nice to see how Steph operates solo again #acknowledging that (despite it often being denied to her) steph usually prefers to team up w/ others despite the difficulties #bc ultimately she's a person who seeks connection I think #<- which segues into my ''steph joins a band'' idea that i just think would be fun #gives her a fun n interesting occupation and potentially fun interactions w/ civilian characters-#- while keeping her distinct from other bats AND potentially giving her reasons to go outside of Gotham + form connections #(have Steph and red canary interacted one in dark crisis? yes. has red canary barely been in any comics full stop so far? also yes+#-but consider her being an amateur musician already endeared me too her and i wanna see them interact again)#(it's fun bc Steph was so used to being the amateur/newbie and got iced out for it and RC is that atm but ppl aren't. yknow. assholes to her #(i think it'd be a fun dynamic to play with!)#anyway. I'm a genius and dc should hire me. I'll make an EP for Steph's fake band just watch me

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iaminatree · 8 months

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day 17 - alternate universe

guys i fw genderbend aus sooooooo hard i love the girlypops

#tbom #the book of mormon musical #bomtober23 #tbom fanart #kevin price #elder price #more like all american GIRLBOSS <3 #cough anyways #i dont get why ppl hate genderbend aus #i get it if its one of those weird ones where they turn lgbt ships straight for no reason #but damn whats wrong with looking at a story n being like “i wonder what would happen if they weren't dudes/girls”#especially with stories like tbom where the gender can change a decent amount of stuff #for example: mckinley's whole irony is that he's so stereotypically gay-acting that its funny when he swears he's super straight #but if he's a girl then all of a sudden it doesn't work as well bc ppl wouldn't bat an eye at girls tap dancing and loving pink #so would genderbend mckinley be the opposite? or would she be faking it to hide her homosexuality?#or maybe the joke turns into that she's so obnoxiously straight girl that you get the feeling she's overcompensating #and thats the fun of it!! figuring that stuff out!!!!!#anywho rant over enjoy doodle

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yellowymellon · 2 months

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Just finished penacony's quest so spoilers ahead

At least I learned that how I process grief is both laughing hysterically and crying at the same time, I cried when aventurine was going on the stage and when FREAKING GALLAGHER I KNEW IT I KNEW IT KNEW IT THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T COME HOME IN 60PULLS

Idk if I should laugh in yay! Great Voice acting

Or cry in SUNDAY MY BELOVED

Anyway spoilers for 2.2+ in tags so beware

#okay for sunday enthusiasts who want to know asap n dont mind spoilers #honkai star rail #star rail #hsr #he shouldn't be dead as he has a future boss battle #But i somewhat stopped believing leaks after firefly's death cuz it's a bit sus and contradictory 😭#honestly so far we had 3 fake deaths + sunday #technically robin went beyond the death Barrier in penacony #she did die in the dream fr but she should be alive irl #I KNEW SUNDAY WAS GOING TO DIE UGH #GALLAGHER IF U DON'T EXPLAIN URSELF #the same way firefly lived HE WILL TOO #BELIEVE #yu gi oh abridged ref-#also...if Sunday confirmed the connection between death and Gallagher he should be more cautious right? RIGHT???

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shoechoe · 1 month

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i don't consider myself a punk but the way so many people who call themselves "punk" seem to have no idea what punk is is so... annoying

#rambles #not jojo related #personal #i do like some punk i like the dead kennedys and bad brains (and DG if you count it) but i'm not like a super fan of the genre #my friend just browsed through punk subreddits and stuff and ohh my god what she showed bothers me #why do so many people online think punk just means ''left wing anarchist''#anarcho punk is a thing sure. but that's very far from all punk in existence #punk is a music genre and subculture with political themes that can skew wildly from artist to artist #the post i saw that annoyed me the most was one calling the sex pistols ''fake punk'' because the lead singer is a trump supporter...#the sex pistols were literally the kickstarter for punk in the UK. are you kidding me.#also the people looking at 80s left wing punks telling n/zi punks to fuck off with ''but n/zis can't be punk!''#yeah they... can be. and have been for a while. hence why they needed to be told to fuck off in the first place #you can't ignore punk has a very mixed history with both far left and far right groups with ''well i don't think it's REAL punk''#people getting terms with history wrong bothers me so much

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citrusflowerss · 10 months

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i love how it became a general consensus that clementine would be a jock in a highschool au but in canon the only sport she ever did was soccer bc her mom made her and she said she hated it 😭

#like where did that even come from #the hat?#sorry but she’s definitely an art major #and they said she’d do photography in college i believe #which suits her so well #collecting her weird skulls #bedazzling them #she would probably still like bugs #n have fake butterflies taped to her ceiling with string so it looks like they’re flying around #and probably a lot of books #i love thinking about modern aus i could make so many posts about modern aus #twdg #clementine twdg #definitely has a bi flag in her room too lets not forget

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oh-meow-swirls · 2 years

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more fake tweets that i think should be separate from the original post cuz they're funny to me.

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k4pp4-8 · 1 year

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If PV/Lazerblast never faked his death...what would have been poor Fink's life without her Dad/Boss. I tend to wonder if Boxman is actually younger than PV due to crinkly wrinkly's story about the plaza being true...

NOOOO I DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO FINK😭😭

Also I like some of the things crinkly wrinkly said were true but he just made up most of his story to make it more interesting. Bc in the épisode "lad & logic" we can see lad boxman's already a grown man when mr.gar's building the plaza.

#and crinkly wrinkly would DEFINITELY be the type of guy to exaggerate or lie to make his story more enticing #ourggh i feel so sad thinking about the possibility of venomous never finding fink #we literally only see one image of her before she met him and she's so small and all alone in the sewers😭#THIS BABY DESERVES A FATHER #in the end its a great thing venomous faked his death n left point🏃#i wouldve really liked to know more about her past thought #it seems like there's a sad background here #OUURURGH there's so many things about okko i would love to know more about and talk about i wouldnt even know where to begin #asks & answers

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spotsupstuff · 11 months

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How/Who is Capers next mechanic after Sparrows? Did Sparrow leave anything behind for the next mechanic?

probably some poor ass higher circle twink that has No fuckin idea why this supposedly cheery happy-go-lucky Iterator is so dark and brooding and depressed. and (after Sparrows dies, cuz the 3rd would come in Ways before that) why is the energy constantly FUCKIN fluctuating, this instability is HARDLY fuckin HEALTHY what the HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE

he would have some meetings with Sparrows so she could give him some pointers, explain how certain Euros-specific things work (Euros Is build to be the Phone Operator Chief n all that so his comm systems are special), where she left off when it comes to perfecting the structure and prolly would tell him a little about who Euros as a person is as well. the meetings wouldn't be that plentiful or fruitful later down the line since she.. starts going senile and all that

Sparrows leaves behind a trainwreck of a man (physically absolutely Great condition, but oh gods the feels) so the 3rd Mechanic has to somehow deal with That all by himself. which is hard cuz Euros won't talk about it with some stranger that cannot be trusted with their secret. the 3rd is probably kind enough, genuinely worried, but still kind of a prick n not nearly as empathetic, humble and casual as Sparrows was. i imagine him with a nasal voice and a "uhhh.... actually-???" attitude most of the time

#Spot says stuff #rw #at the end of it all it's not even him who really begins Euros' healing process. that would be Brook #despite being out of the respawn cycle at that point she does her best to recall all the secret harder-to-travel-thru access points-#-of Euros' structure that Sparrows def showed her when they were much younger- if only to hide under his panels and wires in the legs from-#-whatever beasts roaming the lands- and manages to sneak her way all the way to his puppet chamber. where she comforts him and stays-#-with him a while n then they talk about Sparrows being gone and the faked crypt n all that.... and he starts to slowly heal #the 3rd mechanic cant explain how thats possible cuz he never finds out about Brooks stay so he ends up taking the credit for it 🙄

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ev1lmorty · 4 months

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the thing is im both out and not out to my family. i no longer correct my mom (i never corrected my dad i never even tried coming out to him) (my brothers kindve get it) but i get mail addressed to my chosen name n i wear binders out and abt n talk to her abt trans stuff im doing n in every other facet of my life im trans n assett it but also im not totally out n its bizarre.

#av.txt #i did a weird coming out 3 times n each time she acted over the top supportive for a day n then #immediately went into transphobia n how im cruel for controling my own family via my transness or whatever n im fake anyways #my mom is a hilarious person #i literally do not talk to my extended family so im not even trying that bridge

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imaginarianisms · 3 days

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g-d..... some of the takes is see for jeyne poole in the fandom is. smth else. can yall be normal about trauma survivors specifically r///amcoa survivors & survivors with extreme trauma jesus fucking christ..................... (impossible. apparently)

#out of the galaxy. || ooc.#''she deserves it for what she said to arya!! she's a BULLY!! she called her HORSEFACE!!'' i&. can yall be normal for five fucking minutes.#''fake arya'' JEYNE. JEYNE POOLE. HER NAME IS JEYNE. IT RHYMES WITH PAIN she has a NAME she's a person don't rob her of that #''oh arya's gonna be queen of the north bc shes married to ramsay'' i. jeyne was forced to marry ramsay & sansa's not disinherited be norma #''oh arya's gonna give jeyne the gift of a mercy death'' ..... so yall are saying survivors who went through severe trauma cant be happy hu #''jeyne's gonna kill herself & arya's gonna steal her face'' jeyne's never been depicted as suicidal even after everything istg be normal #her entire story is about survival about how the point is to literally live no matter what happened to you you still deserve to be happy #n e wayz sansa loves her bestie jeyne poole & is gonna slaughter ramsay bolton & then she's gonne give the dreadfort & bolton lands to jeyn #jeyne's gonna outlive her abusers & get what ramsay always wanted & could never have !!!!!!!#& she's gonna have a long & happy life w/ her bestie sansa stark queen in the north & theyre gonna grow up to be elders !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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im2tired4usernames · 3 days

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Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

#i cant even shes just so dangerously stupid #she thinks energy drinks with natural caffeine are safe to give people who have been told by doctor doing take caffeine with thia meds #ahe thinks of a child is CHOCKING to lie them face down n rub their back #she has the evangelical woman voice worse then women I've met n that cult ahe giggles constantly and behaves like the stereotype lil german #boy just got a lollipop over.... everyone and everything whe acts likw an 11 year old I just got the first boyfriend and all they could talk #is how perfect their boyfriend is and they're so pretty good for that I pulled a boyfriend is and it's like a God thing that they met how #SOOOOOOOOOO in love while constantly nonstop touching ahe has to be touching him her hand on his thigh her atm linked with his her heaf on #his chest she has to be in her lap they make out all over the place IT'S DISGUSTING AND EMBARRASSING STOP SWAPPING SPIT #she started a i. hwr words 'love diary of their love journey' they hadn't been dateing 2 months her kids are spoiled fake Instagram bitches #with such shitty views on politics SHE'S A TRUMP FAN GIRL SHENLOVES TRUMP MY DAD BROUGHT IN A TRUMPIE #there's so much i cant even say because even admitting it on tumblr is too embarrassing i wanted.to.likw her i liked her the first day but #THE MORE I GET TO KNOW GET THE MORE N MORE N MISS RED FKAGS #she threw away all my siblings clothes school books toys uniforms for sports their in toys i bought them that week make up jewelry #in the disguise of helping clean house #while i was at the hospital the kids call me in tears i call her beg her to wait and nope.ahe didn't i found the bags by the curb i brought #my dad sided with hwr because 'she didn't mean any harm she didn't know sje was throwing them away'#my mom hasn't bsen dead a year he started dating right after ahe died #hes talking about marrying this woman this woman who has never had an honest educated thought once in her life #WHO ASLO SPEMDA MONEY LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR AHE CAME FROM A WITCH FAMILY HER LAST TWO HUSBANDA WERE TOUCH SHE HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE COMMON #SHE SPENDS LIKE SHE STILL HAS MONEY WHEN SHE DOSE NOT AND IT'S LIKE YOU DID NOT JUST SPEND OVER 180 DOLLARS N PASTRIES GOD #SHES SO FUCKIN STUPID AND EVERY HOLIDAY SINCE MY MOM DIED WVERY FAMILY GWT TOGETHER BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK OR.DO ANYTHING WITH MOM'S SIDE #OF THE FAMILY ANYMORE SHE'S THERE EVERY WINGLE MOTHER FUCKIN WEEKEND SHES HERE I'M EXHAUSTED SHES PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DRAINING TO BE ARO #OUND SHES LIKE IF SOMEONE TOOK A GOLDEN RETRIEVER ON A DIET OF JUST FUCKIN COCAINE LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH LOLLY AND CRUELLA DEVILLE AND FUSE #THEN TOOK A STRAW AND DRANK ALL THE SMARTS OUT OF THAT BEING #UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGH MY DADS GOIN TO NARRY RHIA BITCH SHES GOIN TO TRY TO BE A MOTHER TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS AND THEY'RE GOIN TO #be so fucked up because her kids are not ok SHE FUCKED THEM OVER BAD SHE HAS FOUR KIDS ALL ADULTS THEY'RE JUST WOW #I HATE MY LIFE I HATE WHAY FUTURE MY FAMILY IS GOIN TO BE THE GOOD THINGS IS I WON'T HAVE TO STAY I CAN GO N MAKE A NEW ONE WITH MY WIFE #FOR ME BUT MY SIBLINGS ARE FUCKED AND ANYTIME I WANT TO VISIT MY FAMILY YANDERE GOLDEN RETRIEVER BITCH WILL BE THERE WORMING HWR WAY IN #SHES CONSTANTLY CALLING N TEXTING MY DAD NONSTOP OF SHE'S NOT NEXT TO HIM AND IF HE CAN'T RESPOND INSTANT SHE FREAKS OUT N BUGS ME

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fauvester · 1 year

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ok, so. Since your adoption AU has quickly become my no. 1 new obsession, I would totally love to make some fanart or write some fanfic about it. Would you be okay with that?

If not, that’s totally fine! If yes, I’d really like for you to ramble to me about these questions I have (if you have time) because if I make fanart/fanfic I want it to be 100% accurate, because I’m a perfectionist. So, correct me if I’m wrong pls:

Elim “Lim” Junior likes to cook, was the first to get adopted, and is the oldest brother. He seems to me to be a calm kinda guy. Gives me safe vibes, like I would let him bear hug me. What does he do, I wonder? Like, for a living? Or what does he want to do when he’s older? Idan is the youngest, absolute cutie, I adore him. What does he want to do when he grows up? And what are his hobbies? Iskra is Garak’s little girl, except she’s not even that little and also she marries a Klingon doctor, am I right? Is she the one who tries out tailoring, do I remember that correctly? What does she do for a living? Or is she actually a professional tailor?? Then, there’s Jocasta. She’s older than Iskra, right? She’s a nurse. Does she work with Julian sometimes? What else does she like to do in her free time?

Yes, I’m interrogating you, yes I want to get to know them, I’m sorry if this is too many questions at once. Don’t feel obligated to answer all of this. Hope you have a great day! :)

Oh man I'd be so flattered!! come on into the sandbox!! I'm so chuffed that you like them as much as I do! Let me try to put stuff down that I've been carrying around in my head re: the kids -

Young Elim ("Lim" "Elim Garak, no relation") is of a very calvinist cut (always busy, always doing something useful, always sober, always parsimonious). Repairs, cooking, cleaning. Inclined to be grumpy. Phenomenally stubborn. Probably a good hugger but on the stiff side. Remembers the most about his family before the Fire, and for decades his grief manifested as anger and the most convenient subject for that anger was the Manifestation of the Old Cardassia, Garak senior. They had a contentious relationship with him until Lim got into his twenties and mellowed out a bit, but they had some bitterly cold grudge matches before then (Garak, beefing with a child? MUCH more likely than you'd think!)

He's a full time housekeeper, first for his Castellan father (he's the cardassian jackie kennedy. refurbishing the Castellan's home, overseeing the rest of the help, hosting events, etc) and then for his mayor wife (and their many future children). Nobody would suggest that it's an unmanly line of work, but they may privately think it. Lim was never a particular stand-out at school and decided to let Iskra be the ambitious one.

His wife is a lot. She REALLY wanted to marry into the Garak family for political cache and set her cap on him but he was NOT having it at first. She had to do a lot of courting. They get along just fine now. Iskra doesn't like her but maybe that's because they're too similar.

Idan is IN STARFLEET! The first Cardassian, and Cardassia isn't even part of the federation! By the time he was growing up, Bashir's disillusionment with the Federation softened enough to weave lots of tempting tales of adventure and discovery for his youngest.

Worf is his idol (first Klingon solidarity!) but where Worf recognized the "you have to decide whether to be liked or be respected" decision and decided to be respected at the expense of coming off as an unpleasant terminally humorless zealot, while Idan plays up his natural goofiness to keep his classmates from feeling threatened by their 6'4 appropriately strong, fast Obsidian Order/Starfleet Medical raised Scion of Cardassia classmate. He's actually very capable and very dangerous when he isn't pretending to be an idiot (or more of one than he really is, at least). Just wants to be liked. Kind of a jock, plays racquetball and does vulcan martial arts. Enjoys Romulan pop (rpop) like every other young Cardassian.

Has a tail. Accidentally trips people sometimes.

Iskra is for real that little. She's very short.

She gets along best with Garak, at least until Lim grows up-up. She was taught from a young age to memorize, recite and debate at length, and naturally did well in academics. She goes to some Federation planet (Andor?) to study comparative law, and then back to Cardassia to read Cardassian law as an apprentice. Through a combination of bald nepotism, personal charisma and actual merit, she snags a position as the attachè of Ambassador Lang to the Federation, where she spends a few years advancing her father's administration's diplomatic interests. Once he steps down and Lang takes his place she ends up... somehow... on a Starfleet mission......?...... and meets her eventual wife! She serves... some diplomatic purpose. Besides amusing herself. I just haven't decided what that would be yet.

Jocasta (oh sweet babbygirl I have not developed you much at all lol) gets along best with Julian because he does enough talking for both of them. She started out helping him with office work in the hospital, but she's the sort of person who Does Work when it Needs to be Done and took enough tasks onto herself that she's become indispensable. Bashir taught her what she needs to know about nursing, and she helps him with the cultural missteps he occasionally still makes. She's the last line of defense if someone's a particularly hard stick because she can throw a needle under tough scales like it's nothing (she could have been a good Obsidian Order torturer).

She would have been the Housekeeper of the family if not for Lim, so she does the decorative stuff that he doesn't - mending and eventually sewing, gardening, even a little art. It reminds Garak a little too much of Ziyal sometimes, but that's a kind of gift, too.

ANYWAYS THATS THE KIDDOOOOOOOOOS! I have a lot of stuff thrown in the #garashir adoption au tag if you're looking about for other tasty bits, it is all approximately Fauve-canon but feel free to play in this space however you like.. I love to talk about them! I'd be so tickled if you wanted to do something with them.

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #ON MY HANDS AND KNEES.. CRYING!#eberyone is so NICE to me... and these fake little lizards!!#i dont want to make it too like cozy and wholesome... its postwar.. their adopted fathers are Complicated People....#dealing w the inheritance of a colonial empire n all.. but I want these fake guys in my head to end up OK....#lim is not very likable until you get to know him.. iskra is terminally extroverted and self-deceptive..#Idan is terrified of becoming the scary fashy cardassian killer everyone expects him to be... jocasta's cool actually nothing wrong w her #ANYWAYSSS THANKS FOR ASKING ME ABOUT THEM I LOVE THEM! come enjoy the sandbox #i got the *desperately looking for something 2 argue about* WELL I THINK BAJOR IS FLAT! from a garashir tumblr post lol #its very Them. elim and his wife get a whole pride and prejudice little thing going on. Shes a girlboss hes her little meow meow #for fun iskra plays kotra. reads (huge volumes. mostly cardassian). makes cocktails. schmoozes at parties. calls yadek to gossip.#jo had like a little simmering crush on lim for years which is very weird but in her defense they didnt meet until their teens

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