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myriadparacosm · 1 month
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James and Sirius would sometimes disappear for a few days and sometimes a whole week together, for 'bonding time' with barely any informations. They kiss their boyfriends goodbyes because they aren't animals but they have happened to suddenly leave as if they both got struck by the need at the same time.
Remus and Regulus never really complain about that co-dependence of theirs since they always come back in one piece, without dragging troubles, so they also take the time for themselves. Of course they miss them but they rarely leave for long so it's fine.
Apparently they do many different things during their 'bonding times' but they only discover the truth when Remus and Regulus decide to take a walk through Muggle London, chatting about books and joking that their boyfriends have anniversaries like couples, when they see James and Padfoot winning the first prize of Crufts, the largest dog competition in the world, on the TV of the cafe they stopped by.
Sirius and James first applied as a joke but they took it personnaly when Padfoot lost against some b*tch.
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lexithwrites · 5 days
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made for lovin’ you (onlyfans oneshot)
sirius loves his job. he loves his subscribers, the requests they send in, the lingerie he gets to wear and of course the benefit of paying his rent months in advance without having to worry about whats leftover. one of his subscribers however, xx_moony_xx, just so happens to also have an active account...and after some scrolling, sirius gets an idea that greatly benefits the both of them.
or || the onlyfans oneshot where sirius is gorgeous, remus loves looking at him, and they're both insatiable
she's hereeeeeeeeee
im sorry this took so long, it was weirdly a tough one to write, still dont know why but im really happy with it and i hope its worth the wait!
tagged list:
@autistpride @that-one-gay-from-the-gay-club @lizzybonnette @myriadparacosm @vlaflipvla @spillthebea
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lilyofthevalleyys · 4 months
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What if I just
Chapters: 1/1
Ships: Dorlene, Rosekiller, Jegulus, Pandalily
Link: You are the reason I dance
Dorlene ballroom dancing 💃
can’t miss out the banter of course
anyway go read it if you like :D
tag: @myriadparacosm
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elilelibeli · 6 days
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Thank you @a-pine-cone & @staringathesunbabe (Lemme also tell you I cried about coco for 45 minutes and had to take “a calm down pill” to sleep :) idk what was up with me that day but that moviee just woke cry monster in me fr embarrassing) for the tags this gave me a fun way to procrastinate my life yaaay!
rules: answer & tag ppl u want to connect w and get to know better
fav color: orange
last song: crooked smile by j.cole (i love rediscovering songs, this will be on repeat for days!)
last film: The Banshees of Inisherin (instant favorite)
currently reading: Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco
currently watching: 9-1-1 rewatch, bi icon bucky i love you!
currently craving: sun, burgers
coffee or tea: Tea, tea, tea (you don’t wanna know me when I am on coffee)
np tags as always @ecstarry @bellaxisworld @myriadparacosm
And anyone else pls do this so I steal reading and watching inspiration from you! xoxoxoxo
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myriadparacosm · 6 months
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Regulus would never be able to not blush or swoon every time he is called "Mr. Potter" after marrying James. Sometimes he would even fake not hearing just for the person to repeat it again. His heart hammers like a wild bird and he can't help the blush that drowns him - but he can't be mad because he is just so happy about being Mr. Potter. At first he had mocked James who loved to call Regulus his husband and get incredibly flustered when he returns the favor but Mr. Potter? This is his weakness and he loves it too much to fight it.
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myriadparacosm · 6 months
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Sirius: I just knew. I knew when Walburga got pregnant that she would give birth to pure evil with no doubts about the pain it causes to innocent people. People already dead are suffering because of you but they can't say it because they are dead! But I know the truth Reggie! I knew it the moment our blasted mother got pregnant that she will birth you that you are made to make me suffer and I can't hate you because I love you!
James:
Remus:
Regulus: I'm literally just wearing a shirt.
Sirius: TEAM EDWARD??? ARE YOU MAD? HAVE YOU SEEN JACOB?
Regulus: As if you aren't biased because you're dating a werewolf.
Remus: Don't pull me into that.
James: Hey come on, you haven't even watched the first movie, you can't pick a side yet-
Sirius: Reggie, I'm telling it for you to get /better/. You can't pick vampires over werewolves.
Regulus: I like sucking.
Remus:
Sirius:
James: He's right-
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myriadparacosm · 4 months
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Regulus stops using pillows to sleep once he starts regularly sleeping with James because he just puts his head on the famous James Potter's breasts, to the owner's pleasure. This fires back because his head gets used being between two soft and warm surfaces which means that when James is not here he needs two pillows to mimic the feeling.
He regularly accuses James of starting this plot to make him rely on him and grumbles as he settles on James' chest to get a good night of sleep and will twist one of his nipples if James looks smitten at his angry rant.
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myriadparacosm · 18 days
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Whenever Sirius feels down, James writes him fanfiction about him and Moony.
The first time he handed over a short story, Sirius cried even harder because it was so out of character. James is no loser so he continues to write until he aces it and then it becomes a habit and he would wrote and drop stories to Sirius, who will giggle and blush and bite (Marlene) if anyone tries to see what he is reading.
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myriadparacosm · 1 month
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Regulus' first crush was actually Fleamont Potter.
He saw him first at the train station because I could marry him before spotting James when Sirius jumps on him to greet him. Regulus never mentions it and plans to keep it a secret (it gets out).
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myriadparacosm · 4 months
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I'm fond of the idea of Regulus working at a bakery, a quiet one that isn't too posh but also not overly modern, and he has his regulars. Narcissa, a cousin who was distant before stumbling in his bakery by chance for one of her cravings during her pregnancy, is one of his biggest customer and almost weekly order a cake for sunday afternoon. That's also how little Draco becomes a regular and sometimes even comes alone after school, waiting for his mother or father to pick him up.
This also brought one Harry Potter who has a big, embarrassing and obvious, cute crush on Draco so he learns about Regulus' bakery through Draco's chatter on how one of his uncle is just the best baker in the world and always prepares Draco's favourite.
They are only 10/11 years old but Harry is a brave boy and decides to stop at the bakery, running out of school before his dad or mum picks him up with the idea to buy one of Draco's favourite to offer it to him the next day. Except that he doesn't have much money so at first he visites, eyeing all the choices as he saves his pocket money.
Regulus easily notices Harry's crush on Draco, knowing perfectly that Draco shares the feeling, and offers him free stuff and lets him talk - without saying that he is Draco's uncle. Harry tells him all about Draco and how he is worried to scare him off despite liking him very much; plus Harry's mum has told him to not listen to his dad's advice about love and Harry fully knows that his dad took years before dating his mum, later on staying as friends even with Harry.
Harry wants a forever with Draco so clearly his dad's advices aren't helpful.
He tries to play wingman for them but Harry never comes when he spots Draco inside and apparently his dad has caught on that he slips out of school to disappear somewhere.
Naturally at some point Harry brings his dad, James Potter, with him after spilling the beans about where he goes and why. Regulus tries to act like he doesn't know him because he did see that Harry looks a lot like Regulus' crush from his youth but thought he was just delusional because Harry is a cute child.
Somehow this time James' flirting tips work in his favour even if it means buying tons of pastries and Harry quickly gets invested once he realises that Regulus becoming his dad will definitely give him an advantage to lure Draco.
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myriadparacosm · 4 days
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James Potter as Wedding Planner
The first wedding James planned was for his parents. He got sad that he wasn't here for his parents' wedding, genuinely heartbroken, so much that Monty and Effie decides to renew their vows.
James is screaming in happiness for weeks when they tell him he can help plan but they quickly lets him plan the whole wedding because James is so invested. He is only 10/11 y.o when it happens but they explain him everything and lets him deal with vendors and everything, helping him when needed but James is so excited about it that they let him go crazy. James is handed tons of wedding magazines and he even asks his parents if they can go to weddings to check and judge them (he will sneak out and take pictures and all).
He decides on the decoration, goes food and cake tasting, picks where to celebrate the wedding and events with his parents literally just here to watch him do so. Imagine a child looking up at the baker with the most disappointed face: 'I asked for lemon and raspberry not lemon and strawberry'.
Everything that James wants, happens because Effie and Monty can't say no, and have enough money for a hundred of weddings, but James puts a lot of care for the wedding to be pleasant for them and they are surprised at how thoughtful he is at his age.
James grows with huge binders full of ideas for weddings after the fantastic wedding he planned for his parents, with many of their family's friends asking 'who did you hire for such a beautiful event' and Effie & Monty will just smile and point at their son sitting at the children's table.
Naturally, he grows even more romantic and fond of weddings which brings James to become a wedding planner. Once he sees Sirius & Remus dynamic, you know he starts a binder for their future wedding and giggles while doing so.
Not many people takes him seriously because James doesn't look like the romantic type at first, more like a jock with a unserious face, but he absolutely slays.
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myriadparacosm · 1 month
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Pandora Rosier is a honduran white bat animagus.
She planned to surprise Evan, shifted back in excitement and crashed into his bed in the middle of the night - crushing her twin and Barty snuggled there. She would live in everyone's pockets.
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myriadparacosm · 16 days
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Remus and Sirius being penguins... gay penguins...
People thought they were rivals because Sirius would always bump into Remus or try to mess with him (when he actually tries to pamper) and Remus pushes him annoyed by all the attention. Sirius often brings him extra food, pushing other penguins to get more food before dropping it for Remus and it made him fight many times. Remus pinches their caretakers when they took too long with Sirius or he can't stay while Sirius usually manages to sneak off and somehow always be with Remus.
For many days we see the both of them going through differents peedles, everyone believing that they are going to propose to the same penguin which would explain their regular 'fights', but turns out each get a peddle from each other and they are very much in love.
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myriadparacosm · 1 month
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Evan and Barty made a sort of competition where they have to kiss and take a picture of themselves, courtesy of Dorcas making the horrible mistake of giving them polaroids, kissing but with Regulus forced to watch. They would kiss right in front of his face or jump at him in the corridor just to have the fear and anger on Regulus' face.
They start this when Regulus insists on not smiling on any of their friends' pictures, barely even for Pandora, so they opt to spook him in many ways.
Evan & Barty might not be, or maybe they are?, dating.
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myriadparacosm · 25 days
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I love Teddy Lupin but there is simply no way if Remus and Sirius have a child of their own that they would name him Edward "Teddy". It comes from Tonks' FATHER, that's why they picked it - though if she carries the child (as if magic can't make a man pregnant ;) ) then alright, as a thank you to her.
It just feels weird to me and I love Edward/Teddy as a name but here it was for in memory of Tonks' late father.
Otherwise Remus and Sirius would probably pick a Welsh name, I'm not sure if Sirius can digest the idea of using a Black's tradition and use an astronomy name because of the heavy trauma.
Also Hope's name as the middle name of their child would be very sweet, a small wish for their child to have an easier life than them plus Remus' mam being a real treasure over all these years and helping him even if she has no magic.
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myriadparacosm · 27 days
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IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT JAMES AND SIRIUS GO TO THE TOILET TOGETHER AND CONTINUE TO TALK LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL YOU'RE INSANE. THEY MIGHT HOLD HANDS TOO. THEY ARE DISGUSTING.
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