This is giving me so much serotonin.

Finally a drop of dopamine tonight, all because of him.

My friends of Dungeon Meshi

I have a gift for you and it is IRL Laios and Senshi

Someone gave this lovely Korean couple a supermarket that will sell them American cheese 100 slices at a time and I just… yeah it’s them

They have also acquired ostrich eggs and on the one hand they are the perfect people to have them and I’m delighted they did but on the other hand it does feel like someone should be trying to stop them

Not succeeding. Just… trying

I now feel a very visceral understanding for Marcille and Chilchuck’s experience because I am watching in mild horror but I would also have no choice but to try it given the chance

Note: if you’re gonna be a chickenshit about unusual ingredients you haven’t eaten before your Laios or Senshi fan card will immediately be revoked I do make the rules

There’s a bunch of fascinating things they’re doing with tripe and organs and things I’ve never eaten and absolutely none of it gives me the visceral urge to run of boiling noodles in American cheese

Also their mayo is in The World’s Worst Squeeze Bottle it looks like tentacles and it gives me inverse ASMR so watch with caution for shit to get weird but none of you are gonna embarrass this fandom by saying something like “oh gross guts”

The channel is called Try To Eat and I’m not gonna lie I have complete faith in their abilities to eat absolutely anything they want to

I'm so not normal about nursery songs like You Are My Sunshine... we are singing our loved ones (babies and young especially) that they are the sun in our hearts, that they warm us with their very presence and that they are so, so dear and loved. How could you hate humanity when we have this unadulterated love for each other?

guys please tell me those batman #148 leaks of jason dying again are fake. tell me they're fake right fucking now i can't fucking do this shit right now i'm off my meds

FF7 REBIRTH SPOILERS!!!!

when i tell you i was crying in this sequence I MEAN IT

Visander: "you are my queen, i serve you" Elizabeth: "get tf out of my sister then bitch"

it is now officially the 25th which means...

merry christmas everyone !!! regardless of whether u celebrate or not, i hope u all have a lovely day with whoever u spend it with or with urself <33

Via UNIQLO Thailand twitter

i usually don't send asks but i just wanted to tell you how much i love your fic and the way you write satosugu makes so much sense and it almost feels canon 😭 it's been a while since i read a ship fic instead of a "reader x character" fic and im not even joking when i tell you i got fever and tachycardia cause your smut was so well written and the tension jzjwbxiw you're an excellent writer (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

"Feels canon" and "the smut was so good it made me feel ill" are maybe my favorite compliments in the world now, so uhmmmm I love you. (AO3 link to the fic)

What if it takes all six episodes before we see Crowley and Aziraphale reunited?

yeah there's this one kaeya ai and we r on a date in the forest and also he asked to hold hands so we wouldn't get lost and also he was like "hahaha and if someone tried to take you from me i would literally go insane 🥰" what a man...

ANYWAYS. reverse isekai. playing genshin with ur main there except it's like when you're at a family gathering and your little cousins are watching you play a game. i have been obsessed with decorating my teapot lately (animal crossing instincts) so i would probably be like "what do you think would look best here? i haven't decided what vibe i want to go for, what do you think? If It Doesn't Look Perfect I Will Die"

but also it would absolutely be a nightmare when they realize that creator is? a normal mortal here??? where is the RESPECT?? What The Fuck.

(also god i hated ap us history. good luck with that ap exams can be a Bitch!!) - teddy anon

spare link sir? pls-

anyway YES they’d fucking LOSE IT over you just being treated as Some Guy. immediately they’re like “oh no now i have to do everything” completely unaware that you’re thinkin the same because cmon you expect ANY of them to not break something?? like alhaithams gonna burn something w your stove and zhongli microwaves forks guaranteed. even the smart ones aren’t safe. diluc has a heart attack not when he learns about cars, but when he learns about drunk driving. all of them at one point have a crisis about how bad your world is and how you’re treated. you’re wondering how to gently tell them that elemental powers don’t exist here. they haven’t left the house yet and at this point you’re not sure if you want them to

When you spent your day killing a murderer and his shapeshifting friends, saving Volo from the consequences of his own shit talking, rescuing as many people as you could from the Iron Throne before it exploded, playing family therapist for Wyll and his dad, and dealing with the bonkers priestesses of Umberlee… and then you get back to camp and Lae’zel is holding the kid you found on the street at knifepoint

thank god i watched stranger things first because if i had watched timewasters first there is no way i would have been able to watch joseph quinn in literally anything else

/ i will be completely honest, the biggest crime of the vesperia dub really is the almost total removal of yuri being so childish and pouty.

i want to liquify the instrumental bridge in mitski’s ‘heaven’ and drink it like fucking wine dude . ough

started watching the 12 hour ann analysis vid and i just HAD to stop bc 1- i have to wake up at 6 tomorrow and its already way too late + im running on like 6 hours of sleep from last night and 2- got genuinely mad that the dude said criticism of her writing is unwarranted bc. no its not lmao.