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greenflamedwriter · 2 years

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Scum Villain Cheat Sheet. For Fanfic writers :D

Scum Villain Cheat Sheet [the OG was lost but I REFUSE]

I forget names and stuff because my brain is no longer the sponge it used to be -_-

SO all of the stuff + Images are here to help me remember what is called what- who is who so that way I'm not CONSTANTLY using google.

So this is just everything for a fanfic cheat-sheet.

So let's start with Sect leaders. Who are sect leaders? Cultivation masters in charge of each ‘sect’ of cultivators.

There are Four and the first Sect is the Cang Qiong Mountain. On this Mountain it is called Cang cong Mountain. There is bai zhan peak [Jocks- aka focus of martial arts/fighting] There is Jing Peak [Nerds- I mean scholars and arts]

Each masters names/ characters changes to Qing - [I’m not fluent but from the book itself I’ve noticed the peak lords have Qing in their names]

Shen Jiu changed to Shen QingQiuLiu Qingge Yue qingYuan etc

So we have the main Character Shen Qingqiu the Peak lord of Jing peak.

So we have the main 'Villain' of Proud Immortal Demon way.

Shen Jiu- Art by @velinxi

In his ‘unscrapped’ origin Shen Jiu was a fully fleshed out villain, abused as a child and became twisted, the mirror to the blackened protagonist Luo Binghe.

Shen Jiu was abused by Qui Jianlou [A-Lou] and was then forced to marry Qui Haitang, forced into service-ship and continuously abused. Shen Jiu fought his way out, killing only the men and leaving the women and children. After seeing the Qiu massacre, Wu Yanzi took him in and taught him to rob and murder and learned tricks and dirty ploys he would incorporate into his fighting style even during adulthood.

Shen Jiu started his cultivation too late, and Wu Yanzi may have fucked up his cultivation even more.

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Shen Qingqiu: TITLE: Xiu Ya Sword [Elegant and Refined] RANK: Peak Lord Qing Jing Peak

Shen QIngqiu surname shen 'Clear Autumn' from the animated Scumbag villain series>

Shen Qingqiu is the Sect Leader of Qing Jing Peak- The sect mastering the four arts and known as Scholars [NERD!]

He was recocmended by Yue Qingyuan, both were homeless. Yue Qingyuan left Shen Jiu to be a cultivator and promised to return.

Meanwhile Shen Jiu arrived on Cang Qiong peak and was allowed in due to Yue Qingyuans quilt and yet him get away with [literal] murder.

Yue QIngyuan never told him the reason why he took so long so Shen Jiu thought he was abandoned and now his name is Shen Qingqiu he can never escape the name Qiu.

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And the idiot in the third image is Shen Yaun the one who 'Transmigrated' in the Scum Villains body- OUR protagonist :D

Shen Yuan Is Also known as “Peerless Cucumber.”

Had a younger sister and two older brothers pre-transmigration-

Shen Yuan was the third son of a rich family spending his days idling about. He is described to be thin, and his face resembled that “Of a dispirited pretty boy sitting around waiting to die.” Shen Yuan was twenty when he died. Either of:

Food Poisioning [Confirmed by mxtx on twitter]

Pure rage

Chocked on food [Donghua]

He passed the exam to the Beijing University. One the worldwide top research university.

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NOW onto the ACTUAL Main Character Lord Luo Binghe- Half Heavenly Demon and Half human hybrid.

More art by @Velinxi Luo Binghe

Luo Binghe surname ‘Luo’ for the Luo River “Icy River.” The Luo Binghe of [Scum Villain] is referred to as Luo Bingmei. PIDW-Proud Immortal Demon Way As Lou Bing-ge. Ge- for Older, Mei for Younger.

Son of: Su Xiyan. [Head disciple of Huan Hua Palace] And Tianlang-Jun [Saintly Heavenly Demon]

(Which explains why Luo Binghe took over the Huan Palace in the Human realm and the demon realm as BOTH are his heritage.)

Luo Binghe [Pre-Abyss] Rank White lotus Disciple Qing Jing peak Sword Prior Zheng Yang [Righteous sun] Sword Current Xin mo [Heart Demon]

Can also manipulate dreams his former teacher "Nightmare aka Master Meng Mo" he refers to Meng Mo as 'senior'

And thus started the grudge between Meng Mo and Shen Qingqiu over a title of ‘Shizun’ [Teacher]

Ming Fan.

Sword: I don't freakin know. [Shen Qingqiu disciple]

Title: Qing Jing peaks Head Disciple [Luo Binghe’s senior brother]

Ning Yingying

Sword: I don't know [Shen Qingqiu disciple]

Title: Only known female disciple and Luo Binghes senior sister

Liu Mingyan

Sword; I havn't a clue [Disciple of Qing Qingqi]

Title: Qi Qingqi Head Disciple and Liu Qingge younger sister.

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Cang Qiong Mountain: Has twelve peaks. All connected by rainbow bridges.

Qiong Ding Peak: General affairs [aka peacemakers]

Lord: Yue Qingyuan, peaklord of this sect AND Cang Qiong Mountain sect master.

Sect Leader who oversees ALL of the entire peaks and its peaklords.

Considered the first of the peaks oversees general affairs.

Titles: Qi-gi [By Shen jiu] and Zhangmen-shixiong [Sect master]

Sword: Xuan Su Sword [Unable to be drawn as it’s tied to his life force]

Past: Was a homeless orphan along with Shen Jiu living on the streets. Felt responsibility for said kids and broke up fights [that shen jiu usually started] When one orphan was almost trampled by a horse, Yue intervened which led to him and Shen Jiu being taken by the Qui household, when he was old enough to escape he promised to come back for Shen JIu. impatient he sped up his cultivation, qi deviated in the Lingxi caves. His soul is bonded to his sword each time he draws the sword his life is decreased. Punished he was locked in a spiritual cave and no one let him out.

Later Shen Jiu appeared on the Cang Qiong mountain after murdering his abusive cultivator teacher Wu Yanzi.

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Qing Jing Peak [Aka Scholars]

Shen Qingqiu as the Peak Lord.

Bai Zhan Peak [Martial arts peak- aka the jocks aka war division]

Peak Lord: Liu Qingge

Head Disciple: Yang Yixuan [Found in [Jinlan City Sower Incident] warning the peak lords of the sowers.]

And Ji Jue [Disciple]

Is the Seventh Ranked sect, is the mountain's great war division and has the greatest fighting strength. Has produced outstanding powerful individuals.

4. Qian Cao Peak [MEDIC!!!]

Peak Lord: Mu Qingfang.

Specialises in medical skill and medicine production, It serves as Cang Qiongs medical division. Qiang cao disregarded worldly affairs. Choosing to focus on healing the wounded and rescuing the dying.

5. Xian Shu Peak [Lesbain Peak]

Peak Lord: Qi Qingqi It exclusively accepts female disciples. Male intruders are not welcome and would be aggressively and violently turned away when their presence is sensed at the border.

6. Wan Jian Peak [Aka the Sword sect,- where all disciples go to get their swords. Ranks below Qiong Ding but ABOVE Qing jing]

Peak Lord: Wei Qingwei Sword: Hong Jing [Red mirror] It cannot be drawn as its an tool to expel demonic energy.

7. An Ding Peak [Logistics]

Peak Lord: Shang Qinghua [Art by @velinxi

Focuses on day to day life, seen as the unambitious peak. An Ding is responsible for repairs. Deliveries [amazon] budget as well as prepare the immortal alliance ceremony and delivers the demons for the disciples to fight.

8. Ku Xing Peak [Ascetic Peak]

Peak Lord: UNKNOWN Like the [Qingqi] Peak it’s an all MALE peak, their life akin to monks and no other information from the novel [So fanfics can go all out]

9. Zui Xian Peak [Alcohol peak YOLO]

Peak Lord: UNKNOWN [But man would he be a fun guy]

Specialises in alcohol.

[9/12 Peaks] Dear Fandom- I will MAKE up Peaks I swear to god- if others have suggestions DM me!

Other cultivation Sects Thats not on the [Mean girls Peak]

Huan Hua Palace: And it’s denizens.

One of the most influential, wealthiest of the sects [and also in charge of prisoners? Why is it always the yellow ones] Has a militaristic school of thought, military strategy famous for divination, they are well known for their maze arrays and maintain the most contact with the world outside their sect.

Claim the forested area [That hosted the immortal alliance conference] the area is near Bailu forest/Bailu Mountai. Is where Tianglang-Jun is sealed. Along with the Grotto with the Sun and Moon Dew Seeds.

ALSO hosts the [Something flower- frost flower? I can’t find it…that can [Cure] Without a cure.

Also famous for their Water Dungeon.

Immortal Old Palace Master: Lao Gongzhu is the Head of Huan Hua Palace.

His Daughter: Young mistress Xiao Gongzhu. Formidable with a whip [And bullies ALL of the harem/love interests of Luo Binghes and rips their clothes in the most fanservice ways]

Head Disciple: Gongyi Xiao. Was killed by Tianlang-juns nephew. tragic cannon fodder.

Su Xiyan Art [Former head disciple]

Su Xiyan Is Binghe’s birth mother.

With demon ties, she was expelled from the palace and died from postpartum haemorrhage after giving birth. Prior to her death she let her son on the lone ship she birthed him and along the way Binghe was picked up by a lone washer woman. And after finding him on the Luo river named him. Luo Binghe.

Ex-Harem Members:

Qui Haitang: Brother of Qui household. And calls him A-Lou, which was triggering Shen Qingqiu, who she accused in Jinling City after the sowers accused Shen Qingqiu of planting them in the city.

Qin Wanyue: Siblings- Alive, met Binghe at the Immortal Alliance conference. Qin Wanrong: Siblings- Deceased [Both dragged Binghe down during the alliance]

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Tian Yi Overlook: Taoist Nuns sect

As one of the four [?] major Sects Tian Yi would be considered as the leading Taoist sect. They wear Aqua coloured taoist robes, and their rank is hemmed on the hem of their robes. They would carry horsetail whisk. The taoist Nun Triplets were Harem members of the og Luo Binghes.

They lost 90 members to the Immortal Alliance conference. They also lost an additional 10 to the Jinlan City Sower Incident.

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Zhao Hua Temple.

Leader: Wu Wang. All the Masters of Zhao Hua Temple are given the name [WU] There are ruled by powerful abbots called masters.

Located near Jinling City, where two major rivers converge the Luo and Heng rivers.

Hall of Great Strength: Place where the Sect Colds conferences with the other great four sects.

Members: Wu Chen. Wu Wang. Wu Huan. Wu Nian.

[?] Cang Qiong is ONE. Huan Palace is TWO. Tian Yi is THREE and ZHAO Hua is Four ah got it.

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I'll do one for Demons and Flowers and the Monsters in PIDW like the rhino python etc.

p.s: I wonder what the other sects would be? Theres only three more? I would guess Arrays, Fabrics and...maybe instruments/ Or creating spiritual weapons that could take the strain of qi? Who Knows...

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another-nihilist · 1 year

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán Characters: Cāng Qióng Mountain Sect Peak Lords, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Shěn Jiǔ | Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé, Shàng Qīnghuá, Yuè Qīngyuán, Liǔ Qīnggē Additional Tags: Everything is Shang Qinghua’s fault, LITERALLY, everything could have been avoided if Shen Qingqiu had fucked once in his life, But no, he had become a victim of this Airplane Level virgin trapping plot device, now everyone is stuck in a cave for 24 hours and is forced to talk about their feelings, also, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū is Original Shěn Qīngqiū's Child, He was adopted, The Story of his adoption is a sad one, but it will only be one chapter, Mama Jiu, or rather, Dad Jiu, Parent Original Shěn Qīngqiū, the relationships in this one are pretty minor, Liu Qingge throws Shen Qingqiu into the virgin trapping plot device, fully convinced that no one on this journey is actually a virgin, This story has plot, and, Crack, tiny sprinkles of crack, Luo Binghe’s absolutely Bonkers thought process, no beta we die like Shen qingqiu, (like in Shen Yuan), and Shang Qinghua, Two transmigrators currently unaware of each other Summary:

Shen Yuan could understand him. After all the wife plot associated with that shortcut went like this: if a virgin stepped into that cave it would close for exactly twenty four hours. Which was too much of a waste of time for his father.

To which Liu Qingge shook his head: „we’ll consider ourselves lucky then that there’s no virgin present.“ The Qing Jing Peak Lord’s face was red now „How dare you to just make assumptions about other people‘s sex lives?“

To which Qi Qing Qi looked around „Well i know that if anyone here was a virgin they would have said it by now. I mean with how your son and your disciple are looking at each other, it’s very unlikely that they haven’t done the deed yet. Also who here should be a virgin here? You? The one that regularly hangs out in Brothels and has a carbon copy of a son?“

Shen Qingqiu turned around „Well I’m taking the other way“

„No you’re not“ Liu Qingge said and threw his shixong in the cave. Soon the others went into the Cave too. Only to helplessly watch how it closed itself the second after.

With other words: I took an idea and added some Airplane Level writing to it. Now our heroes are trapped in a cave for 24 hours. Forced to talk to each other.

#Bingqiu #Qijiu #svsss #scum villian self saving system #Liu Qingge #Mu Qingfan #shen qingqiu #shen Yuan #shen jiu #Yue Qingyuan #Luo Binghe #Cang Qiong #peak lords #Mu Qingfang

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lovefrombegonia · 4 months

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You know the meme in the fandom that YQY is a capybara? What if in a nekomimi AU everyone just assumes the large and scary YQY has bear ears when actually he’s part capybara. Only Cat!SJ knows because he saw his little tail when they were kids.

This made me search for what capybara tails look like and I find out they have none! I didn't know that at all. But for our AU, we gonna imagine he is has one but it look different from a bear tail. YQY has a fluffy, round tail. And ofc everyone thinks YQY is a huge bear 🐻 because he is a mountain of a man, and he is such a powerful cultivator. And Cat!SJ being so rude and haughty with "Bear"!YQY makes everyone annoyed but also very nervous! Certainly a bear hybrid would be quick to anger. To everyone's surprise, YQY never gets angry with his cat shidi! Even fox!QQQ is very surprised, and tiger!LQG is somewhat annoyed but otherwise unbothered. Until one day, qi deviation shenanigans happen when the sect leader and peak lords are having a leisure evening meeting. And....POOF!! ZHANGMENG-SHIXIONG JUST TURNED INTO A HUGE BUT CHILL CAPYBARA!!! He is just chilling in his seat, all tired and almost feeling asleep like this:

EVERYONE freaks out because they think someone did a hex on him!! Did Cat!SJ planned this?! That's when our cat peak lord gets agitated and tells everyone that they are very stupid to not realise YQY was a capybara all along! And just turns into his cat form himself, and cuddles with his qi-ge.

While everyone is still processing that the top most leaders of their powerful sect, higher in status than even powerful animal hybrids like tiger!LQG, fox!QQQ, moose!WQW, are actually...a capybara and a cat, Swan!MQF realises this must be some sort of qi deviation, and tries his best to check on the big big capy Yue. If only his hissing shixiong would let him tho...

In the end, they had to carry capy!Yue with cat!SJ on top of his back to the healers' chambers. They were inseparable.

#svsss nekomini au #capybara yue qingyuan #cat shen jiu #qijiu #tiger liu qingge #fox qi qingqi #moose wei qingwei #swan mu qingfan #not mentioned but hamster shang qinghua #svsss #saya answers.

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livelaughloveluobinghe · 2 years

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qi qingi figuring out some stuff about the other peak lords:

#and before anyone even asks. mu qingfan is absolutely involved and also has a mustache #m #svsss

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b0rtney · 2 years

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If the word of honor fandom didn’t make zzs horrible disguise in ep 1-6 our Only Joke, new members of the fandom would def be like “/who is wkx ugly ex?? And why the ugly ex look like a poorly made latex dummy???”

#the gatekeeping of that info would be PEAK comedy #“oh yea that’s actually this guy named mu qingfan #he and wkx were soooo cute together #my crackship is wkx and his ex bf luo qingge #woh #word of honor #faraway wanderers #wkx #zzs #writcos

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ace-wangxian · 1 year

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Need to make a doctor OC for svsss because Heavenly Demons being a cure for all poisons is actually really cool and I don't see enough feral doctors

#mu qingfan needs to go feral over this i swear #a cure for everything is just living there

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gaywarcriminals · 5 months

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Rating Scum Villian characters based on how milfy they are:

Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu: an easy 10/10. You can’t tell your disciplesonwife that you wouldn’t abort him without becoming a milf.

Luo Binghe: and on the opposite end of the spectrum, 0/10! He’s just a little baby. He is 1,000 years younger than shizun and he likes it that way! He’s a wife, but an 18 y/o, husband’s-third-remarriage wife— he’s the same age as his husbands kids from the first wife. no milf vibes to be seen.

Liu Qingge: 1/10. Deep down he might have some parental traits, but as-is he is somewhere between weird (autistic) uncle and half-feral farm cat.

Liu Mingyan: 5/10. She’s still in her larva state of milfdom but someday she will be an excellent Mommy.

Ning Yingying: 3/10. Right now she’s baby and she likes it that way, but she has the bite of authority to her, and maybe in the far flung further she’ll spec into the Dommy Mommy skill tree.

Sha Hualing: 0/10. She’s baby, she’s a brat, she’s going to bite you and have a temper tantrum.

Shang Qinghua: 2/10. I have to give him a few points for being Binghe’s daddy, but we all know he’s a deadbeat dad who ran off with his new wife and left his kids alone with their step mom. The closest he gets to being nurturing is homoerotically saving his sexy OC, which is a Whole Different Thing.

Mobei-Jun: 5/10 for them tiddies.

Yue Qingyuan: 10/10. No I will not be explaining.

Shen Jiu: 9/10 because he’s abusive as only a mother can be 💖

Luo Bingge: -10/10. This man canonically has a fuck ton of kids and I don’t believe he knows any of their names. He is simply too Babygirl to parent 😔. SY come pick him up.

Qi Qingqi: 8/10 step on me mommy

Mu Qingfan: 6/10 I believe he can to unspeakable things to you while shushing you with a gentle smile

Tianlang-Jun: 7/10 for breedability, tits, and nephew raising, small point deduction for fumbling his actual son.

Su Xiyan: 0/10. She’s a Daddy, there’s a difference.

Zhuzhi-lang: -3/10 he is so tiny so small he is just a little guy just a snek

Madam Meiyin: 9/10 I fully believe all those succubi are her daughter-wives who she raises and teaches to hunt and comforts them when their prey gets away—

Six Balls: 6/6 six balls.

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anqelbean · 2 months

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The main thesis of bingqiu is just “I would rather die than live in a world where you're not there”. Motherfucking Shen Qingqiu was going to happily die at the end of book three, just because Binghe was there by his side, “”Dying together” also included a “together””. Binghe almost pulled a Romeo and killed himself before Mu Qingfan told him Shen Qingqiu was alive. These two are so obsessed with each other, PLEASE.

#anqels ramblings #eva.txt #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #they mean so much to me #they've given me so many mental illnesses

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utatsonjen · 10 months

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MiatriSs – Yandere Song

Don't try to escape, the trap is closed,

I have a plan for you tonight.

You'll be in pain for about 25 minutes.,

The body will be burned, and the killer will not be found.

#artists on tumblr #bl novel #mxtx #svsss #chinese novel #система спаси себя сам #scumbag self saving system #русский тамблер #лю цингэ #liu qingge #danmei #mu qingfan #liufang #yandere #yandere!qingfan

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jade-len · 6 months

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guys, guys.

be honest with me. would anybody be willing to read any SVSSS x reader stuff (or, just SVSSS with reader fanfics in general?) like please i'm being so deadass right now. i am very willing to write, it's just that i have no clue if anyone would want to read that???

i know that the people in this fandom don't necessarily have any x or & readers, but i'm sad and pathetic and have a weird emotional attachment to the characters. like hear me out guys.

i present to you all a few ideas i have:

1. reader transmigrates into SVSSS and decides, fuck it, let's become a counselor/therapist/emotional support service pal. half of the conflicts in the novel would've been prevented if therapy, communication, and simple observation existed! mu qingfan, give me a chance!! i promise this will lower the qi deviation rates by at least 50%.

liu qingge? alright, let's work on learning identifying your feelings better and not respond via violence to every situation. shen jiu? hey, hey, it's okay to be vulnerable! no- please don't go self projecting yourself onto an innocent 14 year old. luo binghe? *pulls out 5 different documents* heavens, where do we even start? like, gods forbid any of them have a proper support system, or at least be able to express their feelings and deal with them in a healthy manner!

2. liu qingge x reader where he gradually stops painfully pining and gets the love that he deserves. he gets his pretty face cupped gently and kisses all over it. that's it. that's the fic idea.

3. bingge, the original luo binghe, gets sent back in time.. all the way back to right when his mother died. he believes that he's been given a chance to re-enact his revenge, play it smart all the way from the start and have an upper hand now that he has to relive this! however, that quickly changes when this random fucking person (aka, reader) just wont stop bothering him?? what the hell do they want??? (for this one, i'm not sure if reader should be a transmigrator who believes they're in SVSSS instead of PIDW and is unaware of the whole bingge thing, or just some npc that proves him wrong about kindness).

4. SVSSS hater (or someone who just has a very complicated relationship with it!) reader transmigrates into it after tweeting "stupid author, stupid novels". they then proceed to accidentally collect two husbands they were so actively against before. ugh! now that i'm here, i guess i'll try to help out with their relationship and give my advice so that they won't have so much conflict, ones that were super frustrating to even hear about!! shen qingqiu, that dense ass guy and unhealthily codependent luo binghe! wait, what? what do you mean they both want me to be part of their marriage now??

sincerely, very much inspired by this tweet (reader most likely isn't going to be an anti, though);

low-key might combine the first and fourth fanfic idea? will make reader gender neutral (or even male!) though. but overall idk. idk if people will even wanna see that at all, man. ok please give thoughts. or not lol

(10-11-23 edit: i'm currently writing the bingge one rn!)

#pls guys jus think abt it..#can you guys believe that i created a tumblr account just to say this #excuse the shameless amount of tags yall #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #bingqiu #liu qingge #scumbag self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #gender neutral reader #male reader

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tciddaemina · 4 months

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more of the scum villan dating sim au because my brain is breaking

part 1.

Another week passes and Shen Qingqiu is just about boiling over with frustration. He hadn't know exactly how much time he spent in Luo Binghe's company until after they returned from Maigu ridge, and now Shen Qingqiu is painfully, intimately aware of every second. Binghe lingers around him when he works, and Binghe helps him with his task, and Binghe follows a step behind when Shen Qingqiu goes to his meeting, and sits beside him at dinner, putting things onto Shen Qingqiu's plate and topping up his wine, close enough that their sleeves brush and Shen Qingqiu can smell the musky scent of his the oil he uses for his hair and-

It's driving Shen Qingqiu to distraction. Binghe is always there, right there, close enough to touch. He's always grabbing Shen Qingqiu, offering his arm to help him step down from carriages, stepping in to help smooth his robes, fingers skimming his when he hands him a book or fills his cups of tea. It leaves Shen Qingqiu on fire. He's so distracted he almost dragged his sleeve right through his ink.

He was never this horny before! Shen Qingqiu had spent hours, days, years, in Binghe's company and never noticed, never even thought of such a thing! But now that its on its mind, it's all Shen Qingqiu can think of. He'd felt the heat and weight of that heavenly pillar pressed up against his thigh through Binghe's robes when they clutched each other as Maigu ridge fell around them, and now Shen Qingqiu can't help but be aware it exists at every moment! It's not his fault he wants to hop on that dick!

Shen Qingqiu's tried dropping hits, so many hints, but Binghe never notices. Shen Qingqiu walks closer to him, lays his hand on Binghe's arm when they talk, stares up through his lashes at him as they stand close. He pays so many small compliments and spends so much time in his space that the constant pinging of the alerts is starting to give him a headache.

[+ 5 affection points]

[New heart gained! ❤ Affection level has increased!]

[+10 affection points]

Shen Qingqiu could scream. What use are affection points!! What use are stupid fucking heart levels, when Binghe just makes wide, longing eyes at him and does nothing! Shen Qingqiu's so frustrated now that he feels like he might burst. His internal energy is roiling and simmering so badly that he feels like he might deviate!

How is he supposed to explain that to Mu Qingfan when he goes in to his for the checkup of his meridian system, huh? Sorry, Mu-shidi, I'm so distracted getting hot over my disciple and trying to get him for finally fuck me that my energies are falling out of balance? Shen Qingqiu doesn't have the face for that conversation!

If this lasts much longer, Shen Qingqiu might actually combust. There's nothing to it - he has to take things into his own hands, again. The last dialogue prompt had failed utterly, but Shen Qingqiu has an idea.

He and Binghe are walking side by side through the bamboo forest, on a slow leisurely circuit of the peak - strategically proposed that morning. Shen Qingqiu scans the ground, waiting for the chance to present itself, and when they round a bend in the path he 'trips' on a rock, stumbling.

Binghe catches his arm immediately, stepping in close. "Shizun! Are you alright?" His eyes are so wide and dark, brow furrowed with concern, his side pressed warm against Shen Qingqiu's, closer than strictly necessary. Shen Qingqiu can feel every muscle in his beautiful, well endowed chest.

Shen Qingqiu looks up, meeting his eyes, breath caught, the space between them so small. For a moment, time seems to stand still, stray bamboo leaves falling softly in the background behind them, the wind blowing softly in Binghe's hair.

1. BOLD. "B-Binghe..." [Look into his eyes and part your lips, breathless, and wait to be kissed.]

2. EXTRA BOLD. [Lean up and kiss him.]

3. SHY. [Brace a hand on his chest, sliding up those beautiful pecs. Blush and look away.] "Ah- Ah this master is fine. It is nothing."

4. SLY. "Ah, I'm alright, but- My leg. I think perhaps I strained something." [Let yourself be led home so that Binghe can 'inspect' the injury.]

5. COP OUT. [Straighten and walk on.] "This master is fine. Let us continue."

Binghe's face reddens, a soft flush on his cheeks. He draws in a small breath, grip firming on Shen Qingqiu's arm. An alert immediately rings out. [+75 affection points! Record score!]

Yes!! Now they're getting somewhere!! Shen Qingqiu draws in a bashful breath, raising his fan, peering over it at Binghe, up through his lashes. "Binghe... I-"

Go in for the kill! Just a little extra push!!!!

"Shizun, your leg," Binghe says, not quite interrupting. He looks away, face warm, not meeting Shen Qingqiu's eyes - when he looks back again, he's all business, expression growing serious and concerned. "Something must not be right, for you to have tripped so easily. We ought to go see Mu-shishu."

Shen Qingqiu is going to scream. He's going to slap someone. Fucking leaves are falling romantically in the background, it's the perfect scene!!! "No need," he says, hand splaying a little more over Binghe's chest. He tries to look up at him demurely. "I'm sure its not serious. A moment of carelessness, that is all-"

"Shizun is never so careless," Binghe replies, straightening. "Come, lets get to Mu-shishu at once. What if Without A Cure is acting up again - perhaps I didn't clear your meridians correctly-"

Binghe you idiot!!!!! What does a man have to do to get pressed against a tree and fucked around here!!!! How did every maiden from the Frozen Peaks to the Western Sea manage to trip onto that dick in PIDW - and yet one immortal master cannot manage it now??? Airplane's writing was cooked!

"-come, Shizun, let me help you back up the path," Binghe is saying, already leading him on, barrelling over Shen Qingqiu's last attempts to disengaged.

Fucking wife-plots Shen Qingqiu's ass! None of them work! He wants a refund!!!

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