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I've read a WONDERFUL FF

Relationship: Mobei-Jun/Zhuzhi-Lang

Rating: E 🔞

Tags: Established Relationship, Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Zhuzhi-lang Lives, Demon Blood, Penis in Cloaca sex, Temperature Play, Oral Sex, Non-Human Genitalia, Naga Form Zhuzhi-Lang, Bottom Zhuzhi-lang

Word Count: 2.5k

Summary: Zhuzhi-Lang finds Mobei-Jun's performance in the bedroom to be lacking. He takes matters into his own hands.

Written for @livingmeatloaf as part of the SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza

Snippet and link below ⬇️

“Husband,” Zhuzhi-Lang says mildly, winding his arms around Mobei-Jun’s neck. He’s spread out on his back, the thick fur beneath him tickling his flushed skin. Without any warning or change in expression, he sinks his sharp claws into Mobei-Jun’s flesh. “I have important matters to discuss with you.” Mobei-Jun pauses mid-thrust. One of his hands is braced against the bed, the other cups Zhuzhi-Lang’s waist at the place where scattered green scales grow denser, human form giving way to a long curling serpent tail. They both like to play a little rough, knowing the other demon can take it, but Zhuzhi-Lang tends to bite. He doesn’t typically use his nails. Mobei-Jun regards him from above, curious. It’s a bit of an awkward position. With Mobei-Jun’s cock buried deep within, Zhuzhi-Lang’s hemipenes still stubbornly refusing to slip out past the intrusion. But Zhuzhi-Lang is the one who chose this moment to confront his husband, and he will not shy away. “You are aware of the effects my blood can have on another person.” “I am.” Mobei-Jun’s head tilts, just slightly. “If this is your way of asking me to consume it, I am not opposed.” He presses his tongue to one of his fangs, testing the sharpness. Perhaps he’s excited by the idea he might draw the blood from Zhuzhi-Lang himself. Hard to tell. Excitement looks a lot like indifference on his cool face. “Should I…?” “No need. How was the tea I prepared for you earlier?” Zhuzhi-Lang asks, the portrait of innocence.

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Why they got canceled - SVSSS Influencer AU

Airplane "Drama" Youtuber- He wrote smut for a living in the past and that was enough for some people. But also the money laundering and money scams. He does not care

Shen Yuan Video Essayist- got in too deep about dumb fandom drama, panicked, faked his own death. Eventually comes out years later when he's making internet essays about monsters and his past is mostly forgiven because he seems sorry

Shen Jiu Troll Channel: first for hiring a hit on Liu Qingge which he didn't do and then later and more severally for throwing hot food at a customer service employee (Luo Binghe before he started his channel ). It doesn't hurt his career because he makes money by being hated

Yue Qingyuan ASMR channel: for defending Shen Jiu

Luo Binghe Cooking Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan (revealed by Shen Jiu) which leads to Shen Yuan being half canceled and Luo Binghe being half uncancelled when they start dating because of the stalking

Liu Qingge Martial Arts Channel: for punching Shen Jiu even though people thought he deserved it and later for refusing to apologise for breaking a statue by kicking it

Zhuzhi-lang Nature Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan but is forgiven because he's just so cute

Tianlang-jun Book Review Channel: for reading erotic RPF of his own son

Liu Mingyan Book Review Channel: for writing erotic RPF of Bingqiu

Sha Hualing beauty channel: for having her nudes leaked because she definitely leaked them herself. She didn't even deny it

Mobei Jun Ice Carving Channel: killed a man

svsss as shitposts vol. 1

Finally finished this after ages ಥ‿ಥ

☆Twitter Version☆

Original Template by @popipurin

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

zhuzhi-lang doodles i forgot to post anywhere besides twitter oops!!!

but if i'm not the scum villain and you're not the scum villain then who's flying the plane

Solo version:

Finally finished this andajsjajsjs LMFAO this took so frikkin long but I am dedicated to this meme. Shizun’s very own harem 🤭

Pour one out for Luo Binghe, dude gets written off as your typical paranoid bf who gets easily jealous for no good reason (which he kind of is but that's not the point rn) when in reality he has very valid reasons to think everyone is out to steal his Shizun from him, that reason being because half of them actually are. Like, don't get me wrong, mans can be unhinged, but it really doesn't help that there's a literal line of ppl wanting to be his husband's side piece which includes his hubby's coworkers, his cousin (encouraged by his own father) plus an assorted crowd that doesn't particularly want to steal his husband from him to get with him but bc they're genuinely worried abt his husband's safety while being with him. Everyday bro wakes up with someone praying on his relationship's downfall, ofc he'd be insane

FREE MY GIRL SHA HUALING SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!! ( those murder charges are just part of her personality smh )

Guess who drew this instead of doing my thesis haha.....

Template by pompipurin !!

I love this very serious novel and the its very serious characters. ✨️

doodle dump !!

have mostly been posting small little doodles on twt lately and by lately i mean its mostly from last year

yes this is so i can pretend like im not neglecting my social media <3 (im focused on school and other projects ill be back dw 😔)

and a bonus jin ling & fairy i drew at school for some prompts mr teacher gave

tianlang jun is such a fucking simp i see where luo binghe got it from jesus christ