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lian-nt · 2 days
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I love notes from @grubus out Shen Yuan of No Relation
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lizhly-writes · 2 days
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hi. it's sqh/yqy again. you're going to need to read the preceding segment of this for it to make sense.
1 - Critical Failure!
The thing about Yue Qingyuan was that he was really fucking good at this whole cultivation thing. It wasn't for nothing that OP protagonist son Bing-ge had to catch Yue Qingyuan in a trap first to get a good chance at killing him! Even now, years before he'd really hit his prime, Yue Qingyuan was the perfect model cultivator, with a strong and expertly trained body, and, relevantly to this situation, actually pretty fast and possessed of a very good reaction time.
All this to say, Shang Qinghua got out the window.
He did not get much further than the window, because Yue Qingyuan also dove out the window (gracefully!) and (less gracefully!) proceeded to bodily tackle Shang Qinghua.
There was some rolling and shouting and flailing involved. Let it not be said that Shang Qinghua went down without a fight! Or at least without some screaming and crying!
Yue Qingyuan still managed to pin Shang Qinghua down, because of course he did.
"I'm not a chair, stop sitting on me!"
"Just a moment, I really do--" Yue Qingyuan paused to deal with Shang Qinghua's elbow to his face and also slam it down so Shang Qinghua couldn't elbow him again -- "appreciate -- your concern. But there's really no need to bother Shen-shidi with these things, so if you could just -- hold still--"
"Hahaha, no way bro!" Shang Qinghua said, and bit him.
Was this a smart decision? Not really, but it sure was satisfying!
Yue Qingyuan made a noise that could have been an aborted swear. "Shang-shidi, I don't think that was necessary."
"Necessary is a subjective term!" Shang Qinghua said. "It's necessary to turn in paperwork, but have you seen how many people I need to chase down for that?? Clearly the definition isn't universal!"
"That's not the same --"
"It's absolutely the same!"
"You don't bite them!"
"And what if I did? Maybe I should!! Maybe they'll learn to fill out the requisition forms correctly then!!!"
"That isn't--" Yue Qingyuan exhaled. "This isn't... are you... still going to tell Qingqiu?"
"I don't know, am I???"
"It's... private. Please don't tell him."
"If I don't, will you?"
Yue Qingyuan laughed. It was an empty and unpleasant sound. "He wouldn't want me reminding him how I failed." His head drooped down, closer to Shang Qinghua's chest. "I broke my promise, Shang-shidi. Who wants to hear about that again?"
...Was Yue Qingyuan about to cry on him?
.Wow! This situation was already uncomfortable! It was about to get even more uncomfortable!
"If I say I won't," Shang Qinghua wheedled, "then will you get off me."
Having the thighs of a strong and beautiful cultivator on either side of him was the stuff of the shitty romance novels he still liked reading. Every man's dream! Super sexy! Except the romance novels never accounted for when the cultivator was about to have a nervous breakdown! Opposite of sexy, actually!
"You still want to tell him, don't you?" Yue Qingyuan said. "I don't think it'll be better that way. Even if it's you and not me -- especially if it's you and not me -- won't it be worse? Wouldn't he just be angry that I couldn't tell him myself?"
"Isn't this conversation pointless if you're not planning on telling him yourself?" Shang Qinghua said.
Yue Qingyuan looked down at him with big, sad eyes. "Qinghua, please don't say anything."
Ah? Aaah?? Was Yue Qingyuan trying puppy-dog eyes? That wasn't going to work, Yue-shixiong! Too bad! People did that on An Ding everyday! Shang Qinghua was immune! He had no sympathy!
"Don't cry on me," Shang Qinghua said.
Yue Qingyuan laughed again.
Somebody choked.
It was... not Shang Qinghua. It was very much a sound Shang Qinghua would make, but...
Shang Qinghua tilted his head back, and there it was. A little Qiong Ding disciple coming through the brush, scroll in hand, probably playing messenger boy. He was staring at them, wide-eyed and white-faced.
Shang Qinghua suddenly became horribly aware of his position -- Yue Qingyuan on top of him, straddling his hips, pinning his hands over his head, both of them disheveled and breathing hard. He'd been bucking up to try to get Yue Qingyuan off, but at first glance, it looked like... well, that he was, ha, trying to get Yue Qingyuan off. You know, the other way.
"Ah," Yue Qingyuan said, in the tone of someone who was experiencing the same revelation as Shang Qinghua and was just beginning to conceptualize the impact of it on his honorable and righteous reputation.
This would be really funny if Shang Qinghua was not involved.
"I see Da-shixiong is busy with private matters!" squeaked the little Qiong Ding shidi. "Sorry to interrupt! I'll come back later!"
"That's not necessary," Yue Qingyuan began, hastily straightening up. Ah, but that was too little, too late. Shidi was already way out of earshot and disappearing into the distance, clearly intent on respecting the privacy of Da-shixiong.
"So," Shang Qinghua said conversationally, "what are the chances your shidi is going to tell everyone not to disturb you because you're busy?" He put as much suggestiveness in the last word as he possibly could, just so Yue Qingyuan got the point.
Yue Qingyuan winced. "Yan-shidi is... not subtle."
"So everyone's going to know this happened."
"... Likely, yes."
"And they're all going to think we were about to fuck nasty outside."
"Um," Yue Qingyuan said.
Yue Qingyuan was still sitting on him.
Shang Qinghua let the back of his head hit the ground with a thump. "Fuck."
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enbiart · 2 days
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A filled SVSSS Gotcha for Gaza prompt for @aseabell !!! A post-canon YQY meets SJ in the modern world... I was thinking it was like, YQY (and the rest of the CQ cultivators ig) live long enough to see the modern world while still remaining cultivators, so he just stumbles upon SJ's reincarnation... actually thats just an excuse bc i wanted to give YQY ~modern touches~ with him still being in a xianxia outfit LMAO
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crookedfood23bog · 3 days
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We all know fairies are born from a human baby's first laughter, so what if Shen Yuan was reborn as a fairy from Shen Jiu's first laugh
Lydia the Bard Who made Tinkerbell villain song 4 days ago give me this idea
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So what if
Wei wuxian, Xie Lian and Chu Wanning were also reborn as fairies and Shen Yuan and all Of them become friends
Wei wuxian was born from Ning Yingying first laughter
Chu Wanning was born from Shang Qinghua first laughter
Xie Lian was born from Liu Qingge first laughter
I know we all love sweet, innocent Shen Yuan who cares about everyone, but what if we get a little crazy sociopath Shen Yuan since fairies are said to be evil little creatures who take away children
Shen Yuan found Shen Jiu when he was a slave and took him away and Yue Qingyuan when he was coming back for Shen Jiu saw the fairies take Shen Jiu away
And Shen Yuan also found Luo Binghe when he was a baby in the river so he takes the role of Peter Pan
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princessdave · 1 day
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Fics that grasp exactly how batshit crazy and over protective Yue Qingyuan would be as a parent — especially over a child that resembles Shen Jiu —are fantastic, I’m all for this mad man going rivers of blood and scorched earth over someone hurting his kid. But I ask you all to consider the comedy potential of that same energy in a low stakes modern au. Yue Qingyuan staying up into the night creating a 12 step plan to destroy the kid who pushed Shen Yuan (because of course SY is his kid) off the swing at the park. Refusing business deals with the parent of the kid that called Shen Yuan a buttface. Researching if he can sue children when someone takes Shen Yuan’s toy dinosaur at daycare.
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dumbfucksystem · 23 hours
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thinking about how sy/sqq and yqy can't think about each other without being overwhelmed with guilt...
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florizzia · 2 days
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[Pt-Br]
Na defesa dos Wanxian, eu amo eles! Só não amo mais do que eu amo o Mo Xuanyu...
[Eng]
In Wanxian's defense, I love them! I just don't love them as much I love Mo Xuanyu...
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expertnuerodiver · 2 days
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Final for SVSSS: Shen Jiu x Yue Qingyuan OR Luo Bingmei x Shen Yuan
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Hi-hi, I saw you still answer asks about your WIP titles and I gotta ask about both ugly catYuan and wenzhou meet as teenagers? Also, I'm so pumped for you to start posting another fic because I LOVE your snippets and would be all over your current long fic if trans pregnancy wasn't a trigger
Also your mud!lian snippet was enough to finally get me into tgcf and I'm Suffering
aww thank you so much, thats so kind! im really excited to start posting more of my wips hehe ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ there are definitely gonna be an influx pretty soon because of some fills for fandom trumps hate and SVSSSAction. it means so much to me that you're reading! (,,> ᴗ <,,) and LMAO im so glad it hooked u into hualian hell
UGLY CATYUAN FIC is. almost finished actually! its probs gonna be the next non-prompt fic i post. another snippet is here!
summary: Weak creatures get snuffed out. It's not only the way life is, it's cosmic justice—those that are too weak to survive get culled by those stronger than them. Nature asserts itself.
In his hands, the kitten is small and wretched and too weak to survive. Shen Jiu takes it home.
Xiao Jiu obviously doesn’t care about that, or even notice. He gives everything a single harsh once over, and paces around the receiving room before whirling on Yue Qingyuan. He marches up to him, extends his hands, and Yue Qingyuan braces for a shove. Instead, he feels something small, warm and shivering be pressed to his chest.  “Fix it.”  He lets go before Yue Qingyuan has fully registered what is being given to him, but thankfully his own hands come up to catch and cradle the small body before it can be dropped. He looks down at the little kitten. The kitten looks up at him… or possibly to either side of him at once.  He delicately taps one small ear with a finger and watches the way it twitches. The kitten is clean of blood, but it is damp and miserable looking. He raises it to his nose— it smells of urine and fear.  “What does it need?”  Xiao Jiu’s face is contorted in frustration. “The stupid thing wants to starve. I’ve been trying to feed it anything for two days. It’s going to die.”  He drops down at Yue Qingyuan’s tea table and looks up at him. Two sets of eyes watching him, asking him for help, in their own ways. Something like fireworks are set off in his lungs. He cups his hands around the kitten and nods.  “It won’t,” he says. Xiao Jiu scoffs, and turns away.  —— The kitten, indeed, will not eat.  That’s alright. Yue Qingyuan is used to keeping alive little, starving things.
[RB incoming with the Wenzhou fic ( ˶´ ᵕ `˶ )]
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tbgkaru-woh · 3 months
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1st set of svsss characters done!
SJ - LQG - YQY - MBJ - GYX - LBH (OG) - young LBH
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corysius · 6 months
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Forgot about this but yqy wrangling his shidis
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tadpole-art · 4 months
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De-aged sqh au featuring Qijiu
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ineffectualdemon · 5 months
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Why they got canceled - SVSSS Influencer AU
Airplane "Drama" Youtuber- He wrote smut for a living in the past and that was enough for some people. But also the money laundering and money scams. He does not care
Shen Yuan Video Essayist- got in too deep about dumb fandom drama, panicked, faked his own death. Eventually comes out years later when he's making internet essays about monsters and his past is mostly forgiven because he seems sorry
Shen Jiu Troll Channel: first for hiring a hit on Liu Qingge which he didn't do and then later and more severally for throwing hot food at a customer service employee (Luo Binghe before he started his channel ). It doesn't hurt his career because he makes money by being hated
Yue Qingyuan ASMR channel: for defending Shen Jiu
Luo Binghe Cooking Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan (revealed by Shen Jiu) which leads to Shen Yuan being half canceled and Luo Binghe being half uncancelled when they start dating because of the stalking
Liu Qingge Martial Arts Channel: for punching Shen Jiu even though people thought he deserved it and later for refusing to apologise for breaking a statue by kicking it
Zhuzhi-lang Nature Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan but is forgiven because he's just so cute
Tianlang-jun Book Review Channel: for reading erotic RPF of his own son
Liu Mingyan Book Review Channel: for writing erotic RPF of Bingqiu
Sha Hualing beauty channel: for having her nudes leaked because she definitely leaked them herself. She didn't even deny it
Mobei Jun Ice Carving Channel: killed a man
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star-mail · 6 months
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bam! angst!
more virus shen jiu au ! part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4
During Maigu Ridge when yqy apologizes (to sy) virus!sj is there with the silly lil idea is his appearance changes on how he feels so he unintentionally changes into xiao jiu
idk when sj would actually gets a body again (it'd prolly be before Maigu Ridge but shh) but i like me some angst, sue me
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disgracefulthings · 1 month
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After Maigu Ridge
Yue Qingyuan: I would like to invite Shang-shidi back to our sect
Shang Qinghua, suspicious: Why?
Yue Qingyuan: You have shown great bravery here today and have proven that you are willing to fight for humanity despite your demon allegiances
Shang Qinghua, squinting: What's the real reason
Yue Qingyuan: No one else on the mountain knows how to do taxes
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aphel1on · 2 months
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svsss tpmeme 4/4 (for now)
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