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i been a tad depressed lately. my friends are dears and have not gotten weird abt inviting me to things despite the fact that i am Not Behaving Normally at them. so i go over and play magic w a few buds and ive cried 4 times at nothing and nearly punched a man for boardwiping me and then one of my buds gets out some salami and offers me a bit. and i fucking love cured and pre-sliced deli meat so im like omg tysm. and im doing my little stim that i get when i eat a food i like a lot (it was not my turn so i stepped away from the table) and the other two ppl who it was also not their turn were like :) and one of them was like "yay! brittney's happy!" and i tell u brother i almost broke down sobbing bc of the genuine thread of connection and love between buds.
in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)
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The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name
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“No one came to Google to work on offensive military technology” 
- Vidana Abdel Khalek wrote in her mail resigning from Google on March 25 addressing to company leaders, including CEO Sundar Pichai, announcing her decision to quit in protest over Project Nimbus.
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their personalities hit different 🤌✨
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if i win the lottery i wont tell anyone but there will be signs and sign 1 is that im blazing this post.
Every time I rewatch x men first class I am more and more convinced Alex/Darwin would have been the bEST ship if Shaw/production team weren’t racist and he got more than 15 seconds of screen time.
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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.
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Choose Your Fighter: Bellamy “gently rocking Clarke” Blake vs. Clarke “nuzzling Bellamy’s neck” Griffin
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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if you're cringing at the genre conventions of the genre you are writing in then why the hell are you writing in it. either have something substantial to say about those conventions or shut the hell up! i will not cringe alongside you at superhero powers and spaceship battles and big eldritch worms and bone magic. i came to this story to SEE that shit and I don't appreciate it when an author tries to pretend they're above the very things they're selling themselves on
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Thorin: I would die for you...
Bilbo (he can't stand the drama anymore): Okay, yes, it's cute, but... Would you rather LIVE for me???
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if bagginshield is canon I win. if bagginshield is not canon then Thorin "had no wife" Oakenshield and Bilbo "confirmed bachelor" Baggins are aroace icons and I still win.
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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