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heavenlyhoundoom · 1 month

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I have so many aus I want to make, here's the list of them.

1.Bat hybrid au: A universe where Vanny performed an experiment on Sun, Moon, and The Glamrocks where she would merge their D.N.A with that of bats, with each of them being merged with a different species. Freddy manage to escape, but the others became bat hybrids, Monty: Myotis(a fish eating bat), Chica: Little brown bat(bug eating bat), Roxanne: Pallas's long-tongued bat(nectar drinking bat), Sun: Flying Fox(fruit bat), Moon: Vampire bat(self explanatory), and now Freddy is trying to contain his friends and turn them back to normal before they cause too much trouble.

2. An au where Lunar and Bloodmoon are the same animatronic, Bloodmoon is a lot more serious and calculated(he's basically more like Eclipse) and also a vampire. Lunar is cursed/programmed to turn into Bloodmoon at night and usually wakes up with a massive stomach ache from all the blood he consumed the previous night as Bloodmoon.

3.RPG au: An au where Sun, Moon, and The Glamrocks are sucked into a medieval RPG and have to find and defeat an evil king to get back to the Pizza Plex. Freddy: Knight, Monty: Barbarian, Roxanne: Rouge, Chica: Bard(can fight with her music), Sun: Fairy, Moon: Wizard.

4.Monster au: This one's self explanatory. Freddy: Frankenstein's monster, Monty: Dragon, Roxanne: Werewolf(obviously), Chica: Harpy, Sun: Fairy, Moon: Vampire.

5.Wereanimals vs Vampires au(can you tell that I'm obsessed with vampires): The Glamrocks are wereanimals and are humans by day and humanoid animals by night(same species as og universe) and they like messing with Sun, Moon, Baby, and Ballora who are human vampires.

6.Character wasting disease: A universe based on OtcoInkz's Cuttie Mark wasting disease au. The infected have their personality slowly waste away until there is nothing but their most well-known trait while also mutates and distorts their body to match the surviving trait(basically a terrifying version of flanderization).

Freddy is known as a leader, so the diease makes him a major control freak and he becomes big and his right hand becomes a fleshy wip.

Monty is known for being strong, so he becomes all muscles and is constantly exercising to become even more muscular.

Chica is known for eating, so that's all she does, her beak becomes massive and she now has multiple stomachs so she can eat much more food than usual.

Roxy is known for caring about her looks, so she becomes obsessed with her looks and constantly looks in a mirror and adjusts her appearance, she now has big eyes and multiple arms to hold multiple mirrors.

Sun is known for taking care of kids, so now he's extremely over protective of the children who come to the daycare, he becomes bigger and taller and is given multiple arms and a pouch to hold multiple kids.

Moon is known for his acrobatics, so now he constantly putting on performances and always tries to out do his last, he has become long, thin, and flexible, he is given infinite every and is constantly smiling.

Bonnie and Foxy are immune and try to find more people who are immune to the disease to help them find a cure.

#Fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #roxanne wolf #sundrop #moondrop #tsams lunar #sams bloodmoon #alternate universe

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gamergalcmc · 1 month

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and finally Freddy for my Fnaf skyrim au "The fnaf Scrolls" I'm also working on designs for Cassie's dad, Cassie and Gregory, they'll take a bit longer as i'm working on other things as well.

Name: Freddy "Frodric" Fazbear

Race: Nord/Were-bear

Class: Bard

weapon: Dwarven sword, crossbow

magic specialty: Illusion, Destruction

Unique spell (mod obviously): Bardic Inspiration- boosts ally strength (one-handed, two-handed, destruction) by 5 and raises armor rating by 15% for 60 seconds.

Glimmer Rock pack ring: Moonstone and sapphire with a white bear carving

notes: regularly swaps between wearing a nordic carved helmet (because it looks like a bear) and a black dyed Skaal hat.

story summary:

was once one of the Skaal on Solsteim who wished to become a traveling bard, to the disappointment of his father who was one of the best hunters in the village. During his "rite of passage" trial, that he had to do begrudgingly, he was assigned to kill a draugr and bring back its head. though he and his father often clashed, he still wanted to make him proud. so when he caught wind of a were-bear in the area, he instead decided to hunt for that bigger prize and bring back its pelt. he successfully slayed it, but not before he got bitten. the attempted to make pilgrimage to all the All-Maker stones before he turned but was too late. the full moon came and made him transform, becoming a full-fledged were-bear and rendering the All-Maker's cure useless.

He left Solsteim in a self-imposed exile, as he knew his people's feelings on lycanthropy. He wandered Tamriel, looking for a cure all while fulfilling his dream of being a traveling bard for a living. the more his searching turned up nothing, the more bitter he became with the All-Maker for not protecting him. He would eventually arrive in Cyrodiil where he met Bonnie and Chika. during their time together, he would fall in love with Bonnie and since he and Chika were devout followers of Hircine, he would finally accept his were-bear form and worship Hircine as well. Mainly because he wanted to be with Bonnie, who would go to Hircine's hunting grounds upon his end of days.

later, foxy, roxy and Monty would join their newly formed "Pack" and then they would all venture to Skyrim and make a home in "Glimmer Rock Mine." Freddy would come across an orphaned boy, Gregory, as a result of Skyrim's civil war and adopt him.

On a hunting trip with Chika and Roxy, they would meet a redguard scholar, his daughter and their body guard, Sun and Moon, a dwemer automaton with two minds that "Cassie's dad" found in a ruin in Hammerfell called "Bcharningth-Zel" (City of new machines) [Bcharn= machine, Ingth= new, Zel= city]

he would be the one to seek out the Dragonborn to help him find "cassie's dad" who had gone out with Sun and Moon to research a dwemer ruin and hadn't returned.

#fnaf #fnaf au #freddy fazbear #glamrock freddy #skyrim au #the fnaf scrolls #my art

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fullmusicbardsquared · 2 years

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J.E.R.R.Y (short for Justly Epic Really Radical Youngster), is my newest D&D character who I hope to play soon! he's a warforged bard, lawful neutral, and fairly naive in regards to life and like, actual crimes. nevertheless, he is a member of the Exploration Corps (under Corporal Sargent Edwards), serving as a lorekeeper for the songs he comes across on his travels.

the main reason for his lenience in the face of crimes (ESPECIALLY stuff with heavy-duty weaponry) is because of his "dad" (a gnome mad scientist, Dr. Roboset) made him and his siblings for the express purpose of laying waste to the various islands in the setting that are enemies of the gnomes. this is not endorsed by the gnomes who are not Dr. Roboset- but he still exists. the reason J.E.R.R.Y. does not seek out violence, though he will do it if ordered, because Robistat forgot to connect certain wires. the end result is a young romantic, think Prince Herbert from monty python but with explosions instead of marriage. despite the obvious differences in personality, J.E.R.R.Y. loves his family very much, and will often send songs he likes back to them and stuff like that in the hopes they will be proud of him. (it doesn't work much)

i have not worked out the final kinks of this, but pre-canon J.E.R.R.Y. eventually gets separated on a raid of some sort and is found by the Corps (and joins because something something it seems so goshdarn fun! something something). this is also where he receives his current name- originally it was G.E.R.R.Y., short for Gloriously Evil Revenging Robotic Youngster, but... you obviously can't go around introducing yourself like that. he doesn't mind the change on the outside, but he does kind of miss it.. it is his name after all! he's just glad he got to pick the new words. unrelated but Roboset is his canonical last name, which means his dad used the name "GLORIOUSLY EVIL REVENGING ROBOTIC YOUNGSTER ROBOSET" whenever he was frustrated with his sweet-hearted ways.

he is my silly little boy i hope y'all like him haha

#talking in my head #JERRY tag

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itsapapisongo · 3 years

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A Prince’s Tale | KEVIN MOON | M.List (Pt. 1)

A chaotic tale inspired by The Princess Bride, Monty Python's Spamalot, and Galavant, this story goes out to @scriptura-delirus for supporting this absurd concept, introducing me to The Boyz and Golden Child, and overall being such a source of comfort, humor, and positivity. Thank you, Lina.

Pairings: Chaotically platonic pairings all around

Genre: Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy

Concepts & Tropes: Affectionate/Deconstructive Parody | Ambiguously Bi | Heterosexual Life Partners | Royalty!AU

Content Warning: Allusions to self-harm, death, profanity, rude and absurdist humor, suggestive themes, and violence throughout.

Taglist: @scriptura-delirus | @hyuckworld

STOP ME IF you heard this one: Once Upon a Time, there was a prince and his was a life of constant frustrations, wondering what he’d done to deserve to embark on such a strange quest to rescue a princess . . .

Oh, you haven’t? Well, dear friend, you’re about to.

Because when Prince Kevin, son of the Moon King, second heir to Han Do Province’s throne, is tasked with a rite of passage—rescuing a princess from the highest room in the tallest tower—he seizes the chance to seek the adventure he so desperately yearns for. Accompanied by his best friend, who’s a rather proud mage, and a bard with questionable talent, he embarks on a journey across the land to prove himself a real hero.

Thing is, between a stoic knight secretly tailing him, a rival prince who’s obviously evil but too polite for his own good, a cursed man-dragon, and a plethora of eccentric characters, Prince Kevin quickly realizes he’s on a convoluted, frustrating, and absurd adventure to win a lady’s heart.

INDEX — Part I

Offering context, a warning, and setting the tone, the Narrator wishes you to lower your expectations.

Nulla: Once Upon A Time . . .

Prince Kevin’s journey begins on the wrong foot—and in the wrong direction.

I: The Topsy-Turvy Trio | II: The Knight

The trio becomes a foursome when a stoic knight joins the prince’s adventure.

III: The Duel | IV: The Fatuous Foursome

A handful of threats and their own mistrust, test the foursome’s resolve.

V: The Forest | VI: The Ornery Opposition

Renewed rivalries and unexpected friendships make the journey ahead difficult.

VII: The Proud Prince | VIII: The Ally

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prophet-vanifer · 5 years

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movies to watch with your dnd party

what we do in the shadows

this is like what would happen if you ran a “all the pcs are vampires” one shot with a bunch of irl chaotic neutrals

will make you want to run a new character / all your npcs with new zealand accents

“WE’RE WEREWOLVES, NOT SWEARWOLVES”

labyrinth

the goblin king = a very weird but feasible archfey warlock patron

i am gay for jennifer conneley and you probably will be too

big feywild energy

monty python and the holy grail

obviously

the road to el dorado

a rogue and a bard roll only nat 1s or nat 20s, thats it thats the movie

the last witch hunter

this movie is literally about vin diesel’s d&d character

also the bad guy is sort of an evil druid iirc

thor: ragnarok

another movie that will make you want to run characters with new zealand accent (”hi im korg im made a’ rocks”)

chaotic neutrals run amock

the grandmaster is the sassy bad guy every campaign deserves

please feel free to add more

#dnd #d&d #my posts

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abzanascendancy · 6 years

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Plane Shift: Ixalan

I’ve been story starved for far too long, let me have this moment!

The World of Ixalan

Sun Empire

Y’know, reading the intro like this, I’m getting nostalgic for Dinotopia. There was a Tv series or miniseries I remember seeing. I remember liking it. I know I’ve already gone off topic, but I’m 10-ish weeks out of shape here.

I thought the search for Orazca would be forefront in the Sun Empire’s minds. Immortal Sun aside, it’s their greatest accomplishment. But sure, let’s make everything about the Immortal Sun.

Alas, you cannot play as a dinosaur... unless you consult your GM beforehand.

I’m not sure how urchins fit into the Sun Empire, but I guess they have homeless people. Good to know.

It doesn’t look like Warrior Poet is their own class, and frankly I’m disappointed. I suggest you multiclass bard and fighter, or else play a fighter with high charisma. Or a melee bard. Y’know what, you make your best Warrior Poet. Experiment!

I take exception to the Tilonalli clerics gaining access to the Tempest domains. Lightning may be viable, but rain and weather are typically blue.

Hang on, Paladins get a Find Steed spell? And I can use that to summon a dinosaur? I might have to take a look at the paladin class!

Okay, this. This right here. THis thing about getting peoples of different factions to cooperate. YES. ALL MY YES. THANK YOU. THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR. THIS ON SO MANY LEVELS.

Also let’s just take a look at these examples:

In prison, good trope.

There are few things that bring a group together like being attacked by a motherfucking t-rex.

I feel like the trapped-together-in-natural-disaster trope isn’t explored as much as it should be.

If everyone has a piece of a map/key, make sure they bond so they don’t turn on one another once they get there.

Dream guides, always a good method.

I immediately thought of Roronoa Zoro when I read “hopelessly lost in the jungle.”

I’m not quite sure why the River Heralds as a whole would cooperate with everyone else, but maybe Kumena has a plan b for finding the city.

If anything a Legion of Dusk hierophant would be the common enemy.

A natural phenomenon? You mean Meteor. We have to stop Sephiroth!

Peace is always a good motivator.

I like how the suggested ideals don’t have alignments. It allows the player to freely develop their character along their lines. Okay peace is obviously good, but you can achieve peace through domination on a technicality.

A Sun Empire warrior falling in love with a pirate crew? I feel personally attacked by this.

Wait, everyone speaks a different language? Well... that makes things difficult.

River Heralds

We live in harmony with the land and the elements. So why does the Sun Empire have Tempest Clerics?

I absolutely cannot wait for the merfolk stats!

All the backgrounds work too, very nice.

Actually thinking about it, couldn’t the Sun Empire use the Draconic Bloodline for Sorcerers, and just have it be for dinosaurs? I was just noticing the lack of Sorcerers thus far, and it hit me.

And Warlocks!

Only merfolk can prevent forest suffering.

Secret trade with a Sun Empire merchant? I’m reading into this, and you can’t stop me.

Fascinated by the cultures and beliefs of other cultures! Yes! That’s my merfolk boy Nikau!

I’m imagining a retelling of the Three Billy-goats Gruff, or else a Monty Python bridge of death, only with a merfolk defending a small tributary which is just this little trickle of water, but it’s all they have.

Bond no.6 is brought to you by Kumena.

Legion of Dusk

So some vampires just want the land of Ixalan, others seek the Immortal Sun. Huh.

Also don’t knock endless undeath. As long as you’re still standing, you win.

Reminder that humans make up the lower ranks and ship crews of the Legion of Dusk.

Only humans are urchins. Petty filth.

I should hope Life and Death are listed domains, considering.

Mavren Fein is a monk and you cannot convince me otherwise. I will have him flying through the air doing karate kicks!

Oath of Devotion? That’s putting it lightly.

My family has been feuding with another noble family for seven hundred years.

#VampireThings

I became friends with a merfolk shaman I captured.

WIZARDS HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY PRIVATE FICTION?

Yikes! Slaughtering your whole family? Blimey, ease up there!

I sincerely hope this relic is like the nine pieces of eight, in that it’s just a handkerchief the venerable used or something, but the vampire treats it like a sacred possession.

Hey, now there’s some good moral fiber! Stick up for your soldiers!

Side-note, can we have a conspiracy set where we overthrow Queen Miralda?

Honor doesn’t equal good.

Brazen Coalition

Again, I don’t see the Brazen Coalition as mainly being after the Immortal Sun, but alright. Sometimes you gotta make changes to make it fit in D&D.

Oh that’s right, we get Siren races! Woohoo!

Of course pirates are bards, as if we’d expect anything less.

Not a single sorcerer in the entire thing. Well then.

Quick question bond no.3, in what city??? I think they’re all held by the Legion of Dusk!

Shipwrecked on an island with a vampire and you became ‘good friends’? I think you two became much more than that...

Races of Ixalan

Humans

There’s your word of the day -- pidgin.

Merfolk

Charisma increases by +1, already off to a fantastic start!

Okay, now we have a frame of reference for merfolk ages. Adulthood is 20, and they live well over 100 years.

Merfolk are tall.

I was kinda hoping that one of the subraces would get a flying speed, but oh well.

Green merfolk are more suited to druids, blue merfolk are more suited to wizards.

Vampires

Okay, why do the Vampires get two pages? Hmph.

I’m still trying to figure out how this Rite of Redemption is a sacrifice.

Yeah, like the next paragraph says, it’s a means of attaining power and immortality.

The definition of heretic seems... malleable.

Really? Vampires increase Charisma by +2? I mean...

Darkvision, standard.

I think it goes without saying that if a creature’s hit point maximum is 0, it dies.

I was kinda hoping for something about Blood Fasting in here as well. Like if you go without feeding for a while, you get added senses, but you take penalties on will saves. Oh well.

Orcs

Oh by all means orcs, accentuate your bulging muscles ;)

Orcs are adults at 14.

I take exception that serving on a pirate ship inclines you towards evil.

Goblin

Really. Goblins are native to Ixalan. Huh. I’m just imagining a tribe of goblins taking people prisoner.

Goblins are adults at 12. Live fast.

Sirens

Sirens seem obsessed with kelp.

Oh! There’s at least one siren captain! I wonder who it is... Commander 2018 product, anyone?

Charisma increase of 2, obviously.

You mean I can cast friends at will? Oh you shouldn’t have...!

Oh hey, they have plane shift updates!

Land of the Great River

Geography

There’s the map we’ve seen before, but it’s always nice to see again.

Also thank you for using the merfolk term for Ixalan.

Ancient Sites

What’s the story behind Primal Wellspring? It’s best we never know...

Quetzatl is a haunted city.

Pecatli used to have three tall spires. I wondered if they were hit when the meteor fell...

Techepec was the Emperor’s summer home.

Azcanta was sunk in its entirety by the River Heralds. Don’t mess with the merfolk!

Icalaquiampa is the temple of sunset.

Treasure!

Okay it’s kinda sad how the River Heralds have only one item in the 25 GP list, but it makes sense.

Oh shit, we get 3 pieces in the 250 category! Sweet!

What metal is electrum? -googles- Oh it’s a real metal. Boring.

Ooh, merfolk can have pink pearls in their jade necklaces! Fancy~!

And we get neat jade gloves! Ooh!

I see ‘gold music box’ under Brazen Coalition and Davy Jones’ theme from Pirates of the Caribbean pops into my head.

For 7,500 GP, you could by a jade breastplate, or a fucking marble fountain. Legion of Dusk ain’t got no chill!

An Ixalan Bestiary

Dinosaurs

I didn’t notice the runic inlay on Belligerent Brontodon’s bone crest before. Huh.

Ah, there it is! Stats for the Elder Dinosaurs!

Yes, indeed. You can be vored by Elder Dinosaurs.

Okay, Legendary Actions sound... powerful...

Flipper attacks.

Night Terrors

Holy shit what’s that thing behind that pirate bloke! I want one! Let’s get a story about that!

There, we have chupacabra stats. Happy?

There are fire elementals in Ixalan?

Appendix: The Colors of Magic

Oh neat! I was hoping we’d get this!

Side-note, I really want them to update that old color pie graphic.

Okay, bummer. I was hoping they’d use the color pie as an alternate means of alignment, but I guess not...

At least they link to Maro’s color pie articles.

If you do me an injury, I will crush you, ruin your name, and salt your family’s lands for all time.

That deserves to go on a t-shirt.

And tomorrow! We FINALLY. GET. STORY!!!

#Planeshift #plane shift #Plane shift Ixalan #Ixalan #worldbuilding #reference #merfolk #vampire

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kajiimotojiiro · 7 years

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I keep trying to make a post about the au but everytime I start it just sounds ridiculous?? I mean I’m not going to do anything with it besides some doodles probably but I just? I’ll try a quick summary anyway. The basis is that it’s in a fantasy world type setting and Count Olaf is a dragon (because I stand by the idea that he’d make an amazing dragon). So he’s this huge, lanky frost dragon with an obsession with fire and hoarding his former coworkers’ wealth at their expense. And for the Baudelaires I have the kids as half humans (Beatrice is… some creature whose name I can’t remember, Bertrand (I think that’s his name I forgot) is human. And like Violet is a knight-type and Klaus is an archer and Sunny is good at mage-y things by carving runes into objects (usually bones ) with her teeth? Um. And then others are other creatures, like the Snickets are elves and Lemony is a bard who goes around singing about the Baudelaires misfortunes and getting kicked out of pubs because that’s not good music to drink to… Monty is a Naga? And Mr. Poe is a centaur because for some reason the idea of a centaur working at a bank really amuses me… The twins are Gorgons, they wear white masks to cover their faces so they don’t accidentally turn anyone to stone. I think the bald man would make a cool vulture-based harpy. Idk. Anyway Olaf would be obviously a little more reliant on his troupe because a dragon isn’t exactly inconspicuous but. Yeah. Idk. I kinda want the Quagmires to be some kelpie based creatures and Josephine to be a Selkie and Fernald and Fiona to be sirens… Carmelita is a banshee. Justice Strauss is a Fury… I haven’t figured out the rest or what to do with this.

#asoue #idk this got rambly sorry for spamming the tags #long post #count olaf #i like world building and placing characters as fantasy creatures but i'm not very good at continuing things #thank you for your time

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waywardstarcrew · 6 years

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grifts

You gotta have a situation where some group of puritans or whatever thinks a crew member is the second coming of Christ

hhahhaaaa okay yes i think there actually was some vague idea about that one time but like here's the thing. wrt that fact 1: sure, traveler's common is like... the common language. but also that being the first language someone tries to speak to you in tends to be a lowkey halmark-of-fey-in-disguise trope thing fact 2: mages are also kind of like rare and respected in a lot of places so like. you have this crew with -subtly but visibly fey kid -powerfully cursed kid -not one but TWO fucking powerful mages, both of whom have visible abnormal magicky traits leaving alone moon's hair dye and visually interesting eye scarring like the crew probably gets a Lot of weird reactions. highkey respect because being polite to the magical is only reasonable except, in the specific, there probably is some time where monty tries to pass moon off as some sort of demigod as part of a grift monty is expecting this to be met with annoyance and uncomfortableness and bad acting moon like. is rrrrrreally fucking good at it tho because. moon was previously the leader of a gang, relying on a serious intimidation and respect factor and vaguely omnipotent vibes as well as highkey leader skills here is the thing: monty does not know that. no one knows that. moon does not tell anyone that until they've been in the crew for like 3-4 years so when moon kind of just snaps comfortably into this horrifyingly benevolent but DISTINCTLY creepy-intimidating persona monty is like also featuring: this is somewhere in the midst of monty's slowly escalating campaign of including moon in really ridiculous grifts previous highlights: pretended to be a troupe of travelling musicians and moon sang [MOON SABG WHAT] see like monty knows he has a beautiful singing voice monty was planning on carrying the grift and illusioning moon a fucking jaunty bardic outfit and a tambourine moon knew that shit and so immediately swung it so monty could not relegate them to dumb-looking background bard without being mad suspicious Moon Is No One's Tambourinist (especially since this was like the fourth stupid grift and they were pretty damn tired of the goofy roles) so before monty even finished saying "we're a travelling pair of musicians--" moon was breaking in like "you may have heard of the great vocalist duri the white? it's wonderful to meet you all" and then moon pulled that classic shit where you pretend to expect people to know you so they pretend they do because they think if they don't they'll seem like plebs who live under a rock and thus an entire group of guards were all pretending to know exactly who duri the white was and feeding off of each other's fake enthusiasm they managed to get into the banquet without anyone asking for an invitation w that distraction, then the rumor of duri the white spread tf around and eventually they got pressured into performing and monty is still expecting this to be the bit where the grift breaks bad and then moon just busts out this little introductory vocal flourish and it is probably a good thing that monty was relegated to bullshit backup because he is briefly struck dumb and then they go into a fuckin sea shanty of all things and it happens to have harmonies monty knows and by the end of it there's a nonzero amount of people crying [That would be me crying] monty too and then moon is just casually like "but i'm sure the marquess doesn't appreciate us intruding on the ambiance of her banquet, we weren't even commissioned, after all" in a tone that obviously but tactfully is like "if you want more of this cough up some gold lmao" and so the two of them make fucking bank singing a bunch of sea shanties to rich people all night and somewhere near the end moon starts in with a song or two in korean that monty can't harmonize on and monty is just wondering what the fuck his life is and at the end of the night, it's around two am and they're wandering back to the boat and moon is like "sorry that was so many sea shanties, those are the only songs i knew that you knew" and monty is just weakly like "i didn't know you could sing" and moon just laughs (and this is fairly early in them knowing each other, so hearing this is itself a rare experience for monty) and in the morning this tale is recounted to the crew and there's generally more singing on the star from then forward

#wsc story sketching

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