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vilnmelling · 2 days

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Things not enough people talk about regarding Richie's death

Sam Sweetly (the same guy who murdered an old woman, kidnapped a six-year-old, shot a man and later stalked and threatened to kill that same man AND HIS FAMILY) vomited upon seeing Richie's body.

We know Max twisted his nipples off and drowned him in the toilet, but no one ever mentions that Corey's officer says "Multiple lacerations to the head and chest." Max did something — something we don't get to see — to Richie's head (and possibly/probably also more to his chest than twisting his nipples off).

We don't see the moment Richie dies. We see Max attack him, and then we cut away, but we know Richie died when he was drowned. Something happened between the cut-away at the end of act 1 and the moment Richie died.

Richie was so close to hope and help. Everyone else was at the big game. Had Richie gotten out of the school building, he would've been, like, one minute's run away from getting help. (Of course, he never had the chance to escape in the first place — what with Max's telekinetic door-shutting abilities).

And finally.

To me, the most horrifying at all.

Max drained enough blood from Richie's body to write this whole thing:

THAT'S NOT SMALL TEXT. THAT'S A FUCK-LOT OF BLOOD — WAY MORE THAN YOU COULD WRITE WITH TWISTED-OFF-NIPPLES AS YOUR ONLY BLOOD SOURCE.

The implications, people. The fucking implications of Richie's death.

Anyway, this has been me teasing the YouTube video I'm working on; an analysis of Richie's death that's looking like it'll be 20-25 minutes long.

#no i'm not okay #neither is richie #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #starkid npmd #npmd #richie lipschitz #npmd richie #richie npmd #max jägerman #npmd max #max npmd #hatchetfield analysis #npmd analysis #THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS

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caleohateclub · 3 days

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Ghost!Max Jägerman meets Scooped!Mike Afton

(the beige shit on mike's face is poorly applied foundation and blush to cover up the fact he's a PURPLE CORPSE)

(can you put make up on corpses? im not looking that up)

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bestt4tshipbracket · 17 hours

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Best T4T Ship Group 4 Round 2

Kikunojo is canonically trans!

Roronoa, Max, and Grace are not canonically trans

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starcanwrecked-confessions · 1 day

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save me jeff as jagerman....jeff as jagerman save me....

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#confession #starkid #hatchetfield #jeff blim #max jägerman

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yourlocalabomination · 7 months

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This is my dead girl walking.

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ratsarecute4 · 24 days

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Stupid shitty little drawings I made while listening to the livestream today

#my art #art #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #starkid npmd #npmd #starkid #stephanie lauter #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #max jagerman #max jägerman #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #starkid brooke #starkid fanart #hatchetfield #hatchetfield fanart

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miss-holloday · 5 months

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the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

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lillazyboithings · 6 months

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"So tonight we’re gonna chronicle

A story so astronomical"

This was a vision that I had to fulfill, I spent like more than 1 and 1/2 days on this (im excluding the procrastination, if we include it, its 3 days)

basically im combining my two strong brainrots of this month, tgwdlm and npmd, and ngl im actually in love with the results

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akicklineisinevitable · 4 months

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no genuinely i think the fastest way to a Max Jägerman Redemption Arc(TM) is putting him in the drama club. literally it would help him get over his toxic masculinity AND let him be a dramatic bitch without being a bully about it. High School Musical his ass

#toxic masculinity is DEAD. he DANCES NOW.#he and ruth could bond over theatre!!! he could help her get over her stage fright!!!!#i need ruth and max friendship they would just be such chaotic besties #originals #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetfield series #hatchetfield universe #max jägerman

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justarandombrit · 7 months

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Same vibes ↑

#nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #npmd #max jagerman #max jägerman #starkid npmd #npmd spoilers

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d20-lesbian · 5 months

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you guys REALLY liked the other one, so I give you....

more incorrect NPMD!!!

‼️‼️as always spoilers under the break‼️‼️

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vilnmelling · 2 days

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Oh. Oh god.

So that earlier post I made today? About things people don't mention enough about Richie's death?

Well, I'm a writer (both of fanfiction and original works ((got a book to publish later this year)), and my mind may have just presented me with a horrific idea...

What if I wrote a fic of Richie's whole death scene. Start to finish, including the things we don't see, but only hear about. Wouldn't that be something, huh