Yellowjackets is the greatest show of all time it has everything it has cannibals it has lesbians it has the unarticulated shared agony of a past none of you can bear to face it has tripping on shrooms in the forest with your high school soccer coach because the world is ending anyway it has all the hatred and desperation and psychosexual longing of teen girl friendships laid bare it has a homoerotic baptism/abortion scene it has regret so profound and painful it haunts you for life it has deeply tumultuous relationships built on a decades-long trauma bond it has leaving part of yourself out there in the woods and not being able to get it back it has a part of yourself that you never wanted to see again following you home from the woods and not being able to escape it it has murderous wilderness cults it has killing everything you love it has book club

Cassius' to-do list, March 15, 44 BCE:

Assassinate tyrant

Liberate republic

Celebrate son-boy

(Susan Treggiari, Servilia and Her Family, p. 139)

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:D

:DD

IT'S PARTY TIME!

happy five falls out of a portal to tell us the world is ending day

SHE IS GONNA BE BACK ON MY SCREEN 🥹🥹😍😍😍

Which egg would know everything about demon folklore and scare people with their knowledge of it?

You know, normally I don't do this, but I have a good idea of who our winners will be. So I will be breaking tradition today!

Demon baby face off. Who will win?

tbh when mitski said “you’re my best friend/now i’ve no one to tell/how i lost my best friend”

I got some cool Julie And The Phantoms merch for my 24th birthday!!!! A JATP backdrop, a JATP blanket, a JATP bracelet, and some JATP stickers. Over all I had a pretty great birthday. Also I did finish reading the second JATP book and it was pretty good.

'twas the night before christmas posy's birthday...

Have we ever considered that maybe Vecna caused birthdaygate/froze the Upside Down when Will went missing because he needed more time to work on his birthday present for Will? No? Just me?

decided i need to budget better but first i must see where all my money goes so this month im going crazyyyyyy and next month the budgeting begins 😔

Whoever decided Easter would be so fucking early this year, can you fix it? My mum's mad at me

hey its my birthday why dont you go buy my games theyre all really cheap right now

you can get literally my entire itch catalogue for $24 or you can get any individual item for 24% off. itch says it would all cost a little over 80 bucks normally so this is a good deal but that's not the real thing and you know it isn't. the real thing is that its my birthday and you should get me a present.

some highlights in the 30-item bundle include:

THREE DUDES GO BOWLING my three player game about dudes going bowling

QUEEN OF THE MOON my pedagogical manifesto / hack of jay dragons sleepaway about meaning belonging and escape for queer children

ZEALOTS OF A LOVING GOD my hexcrawly ttrpg about surviving the downfall of your cult and wandering the earth as your body is slowly transmuted by the love of your god

MARCH OF THE HOLLY KING my solo journaling tarot game about the king of winter travelling around the world at the solstice, waiting for his rival to be born

and, and i cannot stress this enough, 26 other bits and bobs that range from complete games (RITUAL & EXPERIENCE, BENEATH OUR OWN FLAG, HERE SITS THE WOUNDED KING IN THOUGHT) to supplements for other ppls stuff (I REGRET TO INFORM YOU A KITH HAS BEEN SLAIN, THE TROOP) to scrimshaw and fragments of ideas written for weekly jams (THE DWARFS, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN ALL AMERICAN FULL MOON WEREWOLF BRAWL).

go buy me a birthday present.

I made him a party hat

January is just a month of my fave fictional characters’ birthday celebrations. And mine too lol 

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