#Mandalor the Tired
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when there’s only one episode 💀
The instant gratification gremlin in me cannot handle this. So naturally I had to draw this meme to fill the void.
Ngl tho this is Din internally throughout the seasons cuz this man literally CANT CATCH A BREAK AND MAYBE TAKE A NAP FOR ONCE.
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#mandalorian s3#LET THIS MAN REST#Mandalor the Tired#ok tbf he did nap for like 5 mins on yavin but STILL#the mandalorian#star wars#din djarin#mandalorian#art#drawing#illustration#procreate#artists on tumblr#digital painting#joel tlou#tlou#the last of us#pedro pascal#star wars art
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Anakin: There is no i in happyness…
Obi-Wan: There is if you fucking spell it right.
#coruscant-clickbait#mandalore scandalore#star wars#obi wan is very tired of his bestie#obi-wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#incorrect prequels quotes#incorrect clone wars quotes#incorrect star wars quotes
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Ursa Wren probably has about fifty unread holo messages from Bo-Katan and most of them are from the last day or so going “we’re reuniting Mandalore, you coming or what?”
#star wars#the mandalorian#bo katan kryze#ursa wren#star wars rebels#I have seen the theories that she’s dead and I refuse to believe them ok#she’s just salty and tired and wants to spend time with her family#she’s already done two tries at helping Bo take mandalore it’s the Armourer’s turn
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Jaster: *while leading a small child out of a forest to the nearest space port to bring him back to Mandalore* …Ob’ika, this is the fifth tooka to try and climb into your robes this morning. Are you… do you normally take care of them? Like when I’m sleeping?
12 year old Obi-Wan, just met Jaster three days ago when their ships crashed on the same planet, was adopted within five minutes of meeting him: …no? They just. I mean. Animals just sorta… do that, ya?
Jaster: Oh. Do they always do that with Jetii?
Obi-Wan: …oh I mean… I guess not. They always do that with me. Master Yoda said I’m aligned with the cosmic force, which is why I give Master Windu an eye twitch when he sees me, but animals are sorta chill. They don’t care about the bad, they just think the cosmic force tastes good.
Jaster: !!!!!!!?????! What the kark does the cosmic force taste like??? What the kark IS the cosmic force????
Obi-Wan: Oh, um, it sorta tastes like sparkles, I think? Lil bit spicy, you know? It’s when your force attracts both unifying and living force to it.
Jaster: Okay, that last one makes a bit more sense and you could have lead with that. The living likes you because the living force likes you. And you taste like sparkles. Okay. Sure. You know what, you have a big brother, Jango, and he made about as much sense as you do now when he was your age. Arla was already in the ‘makes sense sometimes’ category when I got her. Idk why I questioned that.
Obi-Wan: *giving his most recent tooka cling-on a kiss* This one is really stupid, can we keep him? The stupid ones don’t last long in the wild.
Jaster: You know what? Sure.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#incorrect star wars quotes#jaster mereel#Jaster is a very tired father of three idiots now#Arla is the smart kid the tooka is the third idiot baby#Obi wan crashed on a random planet in an escape pod instead of going to Bandomeer#Jumba got tired of him ruining his plans and it was either escape pod or airlock so Obi took his chances#Jaster on the other hand was crashed into by an escape pod and ended up on a very tiny moon with a new baby#this is really like how he got the last ones tbh#Obi is gonna demand to go to Bandomeer to see how shit went down but then he’s goin back to Mandalore with his new daddy#after they tell the Jedi council what happened like seven masters are gonna come crashing into Keldabe demanding to apprentice the baby#it’s gonna be a brawl and the Mandos are actually very endeared to them for it#Obi wans new tooka has his own armor because he likes sitting on high shelves#but also he keeps falling off of said high shelves cause no braincells#or as Obi puts it to any new Mandos to meet him ‘his braincell is lonely’#Jango and Arla are delighted to meet their new baby brother#they keep giving him presents and blankets for cuddling#Jango and Obi are both nesters Arla and Jaster are horrified
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Known C A N O N facts about the Mandalorians:
A) Overall, they do not view/value "gender" in the same way other cultures in SW (or those in our own world) do.
B) Color symbolism, paint design and the amount of beskar you have on your armor is viewed as a main/sole identifier of a Mandalorian.
C) Mando'a, the language of the Mandalorians, does not have gender signifiers. Mando'a is a gender neutral language.
D) Your gender, your sexuality, your race, your previous life, etc does NOT matter after you have sworn the Mandalorian Creed. You are a Mandalorian and will always be Mandalorian, unless you violate your Creed.
-Cin vhetin: a fresh start/clean slate. Literally means "white field."
-Gar taldin ni jaonyc; gar sa buir, ori'wadaas'la: "Nobody cares who your father/parent was, only the father/parent you will be."
-Aliit ori'shya tal'din: "Family is more than blood."
In conclusion, the only thing Mandalorians really care about is how skilled of a warrior you are and how loyal you keep yourself to your creed. They do not give a fuck what your gender identity is or who you choose to fuck.
To put it more simply: Can you hit real good? Do you have honor? Okay then.
Verd ori'shya beskar'gam: "A warrior is more than their armor"
Tldr; I'm getting really tired of people trying to act like the Mandalorians as a whole would have a problem with a trans/nonbinary person being a fellow Mando. The answer is no. No, they would not.
(Update: Meant to also say the same fucking goes for your sexuality, but I feel like I'm just beating a dead horse at this moment. You guys get the fucking point)
#the mandalorian#mandalorians#mandalorian culture#mandalore#manda'yaim#mando'a#sw lore#mandalorian lore#mandalorian language#look i fuck with mandalorians#i think they're pretty fucking great#just really tired of the transphobic shit#i see showing up#in some circles#ugh#anyway#mandalorians say trans rights#get fucked if you have a problem with that#radio queue
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"i feel like for a bit there i had an au percolating about obi wan time traveling and becoming korkie's double in order to save satine" 👀 oh? (if you want to talk about it)
See okay I really haven't thought this one out a whole lot but there's so many fun things that could happen with it!
-Obi-Wan is 18. One day he wakes up and the Republic is at war, and the Jedi are leading it. He goes to the Jedi for help, because he has no idea what's going on, and they don't believe he is who he says he is. They already have an Obi-Wan Kenobi, you see, and this has to be some sort of Sith trick.
-Obi-Wan gets frustrated and seeks help from another friend--Satine. She doesn't know how to send him back to his own time, how to make the Jedi believe him (but she believes him, she always has), or how to stop this war that they both agree the Jedi shouldn't be leading, but she does know how to offer a lost child shelter. And Korkie needs help learning how to deal with the intricacies of the Senate, and Satine's good friend is Padmé, and Padmé uses doubles as bodyguards, and hey, do you mind keeping an eye out...
-Obi-Wan does keep an eye out. And then when some assholish Zabrak comes trying to usurp Satine, he's quite unprepared for Korkies unassuming bodyguard to fight him off long enough for General Kenobi to rescue everyone.
-Obi-Wan has no idea how close Satine came to dying that day.
Alternatively:
-Ben Kenobi is an old man, until very suddenly, he isn't.
-After dying on the Death Star, he wakes up on Mandalore. He looks very young, though he's not entirely sure how young. His best guess is somewhere between 16 and 23. He has a padawan braid. He cuts it off.
-It's the middle of the Clone Wars. He thinks it's...close...to the time Satine died. He's not entirely certain. The war has all sort of blurred together in his memories, into a mess of pain and loss and betrayal and Anakin--
-Anyway. Satine dies soon, and Ahsoka leaves the Order. Ben can stop that. He remembers this part. He can make it happen differently.
-He shows up on Satine's doorstep, looking like a lost little Jedi, with sweet manners and a very shell-shocked demeanor, and Satine knows beyond a doubt that this is Obi-Wan Kenobi's child. This is Obi-Wan's child, and he has run away from the war, and he has deliberately sought asylum from a neutral planet. And she says, mine now.
-He's not quite Korkie's age, but they do look very similar. If pressed, they could pass as siblings. Even twins, if no one looked too carefully.
-Korkie is 110% on board to hide a Jedi. It is possible that Korkie has hidden several other Jedi refugees before. Ben's not entirely certain; Ben also will not ask. If there are Jedi taking refuge on Mandalore, that only makes it more likely that they will survive the inevitable betrayal by the clone troopers.
-Death Watch is getting bolder, and Satine fears for Korkie's safety. She remembers another young Jedi protector, protecting another New Mandalorian noble. She should not ask this shell-shocked child to protect her nephew. She does anyway.
-Korkie teaches Ben everything he does not know about being a Mandalorian. Ben teaches Korkie everything he does not know about politics and lying by telling the truth. He also teaches Korkie to use a lightsaber. Just in case.
-And when Maul tries to take over, he finds himself taken by surprise by two unassuming young men who take great offense to an attempt against their aunt's life.
-And when Ahsoka leaves the Order, Satine sees another lost child of Obi-Wan's, and she again says mine now.
-Maul isn't dead. He's pissed off and in a dungeon somewhere but he isn't dead. He's spinning stories to Ahsoka about how Anakin is the next Sith apprentice, about how the mysterious Sith Master only took Dooku until Anakin could fully come into his power, about how the Sith Master had betrayed Maul, and of course Ahsoka knows it's all banthashit--
-Except Ben the bodyguard agrees with him, and isn't that interesting--
-Do you think the Jedi would let me come back to them if I kill the head of state even if he's secretly a sith lord--
Anyway, regardless of whether Ben travels forwards or backwards, this story would include:
-remarks about how Ben and Korkie look remarkably similar (and no clear conclusion on whether there's a reason for that, because I prefer my Korkies of dubious parentage and Force sensitivity)
-Korkie gets to use a lightsaber
-General Kenobi shows up and finds an identical Force presence and has a "Why are you me? I'm me?" kind of moment.
-Satine introduces Ben to Padmé who introduces him to Sabé who gives him a lot of tips about being a double once she realizes what's going on. They're great friends, even though Ben seems...odd, at times.
-Ben has no idea about the chips.
:)
But yeah I don't really have a lot for this story these are just the half-baked percolations. It's fun to think about when I have no idea what I'm doing with paw and galidraan.
#asks#chaos-is-my-lifeblood#my writing#the bodyguard au#obi wan kenobi#korkie kryze#i realize that this does not have a lot about actually being a double#and that is because i don't actually have any sort of plot relevant to him being a double#just a lot of fun montages in my head where korkie and ben pretend to be each other and menace the senate and mandalore's governing bodies#satine is a tired single mom of two very polite hellions and ahsoka#also there are some montages of korkie and ben playing dress up#because new mandalorian fashion is fun#and i like to think that ben would complain about all of it while korkie laughs at him
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Hello everyone. Today I will tell you why mando'a is simular to hungarian. Let's start
Pre Vizsla. HIS NAME IS LITERALLY VIZSLA!! A vizsla is a hungarian dog breed.
The word "kad" in mando'a means saber. In hungarian it's "kard"
The word "ures" in mando'a meaning empty. In hungarian "üres" means the same thing.
Diminutive suffix used like -ika. Hungarian also uses the same form of diminutive suffix. (-ka, -ke, -ika, -ike)
And last but not least: "The Mandalorian language has more terms of insult-" This one speaks for itself
Thank you for your attention.
#there's probably more but it's late and I'm tired#mando'a#mandalore#clone wars#star wars#bad batch#arc trooper echo#the bad batch#clone force 99
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I'd like to remind everyone why Din has never been to Mandalore.
It's not because it was destroyed. That happened decades after the Mandalorians picked him up.
It is because the Children of the Watch, Death Watch, was hiding on Concordia.
His soft moment of "I've never been there either" is because he's been cloistered away and indoctrinated with lies that "it's cursed" and "they're not REAL Mandalorians" and "we survive because we hide".
There is no reason he couldn't have gone at least once, especially with how close it was. Especially during the Clone Wars before the Republic/Empire stepped in.
No reason except that his people were (and still are) Death Watch.
Ya know, the Children of the Watch, for a people who claim to care so much about their history and culture... Din knows surprisingly little of it all...
I. Wonder. Why.
#your not so gentle reminder that the armorer and din's covert are the bad guys here#the children of the watch are bad guys#THEY are to blame for how little din knows#THEY are the reason din could never go to mandalore#tired of people demonizing bo katan and ignoring the real villains#the mandalorian#the mandalorian spoilers#my rambles
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what the hell are the Living Waters of Mandalore made of?????
Homie sank faster than a box of rocks. I know he is heavy, but dear lord he was at the bottom fast. Living Waters, more like Ya Gonna Drown You Idiot Waters
#listen i'm too tired to actually come up with a wise joke#the mandalorian#the mandalorian season 3#mando season 3#the mandalorian s3#the mandalorian season 3 spoilers#mando season 3 spoilers#din djarin#dd#mando#this tin man is dumb#grogu#the living waters of mandalore#mandalore#star wars#sw#sam watches the mandalorian
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i swear, every time i go into satine's tag, looking for neat things to reblog, i'm disappointed and lose faith in fanon a little bit more.
#· ooc » entranced by navy burnout silk velvet#'satine committed cultural genocide' is just a really bad take that isn't even supported by the evidence#she definitely makes mistakes but it isn't THAT#all she did was ban armor and most weapons on the planet of mandalore itself... which i don't totally agree with as the best way#but it wasn't like she was blanket banning the sector... and it was after an incredibly bloody civil war AND she was 18#that take was bad enough in the tags#now it's turning into 'satine was an ethnocentrist and committed cultural genocide'#and i'm just that ben affleck meme#they're taking one line from a guy who is more likely to be death watch or unaffiliated and smushing it with the lack of diversity#in the mandalore eps... when it has been stated multiple times by the animators that they were constrained by budget/time#i mean you can call that a copout and them lazy if you want but don't go out there and then slander that woman#does any of this matter? absolutely not. it is fiction#but boy is it tiring especially when i come occasionally across people who want to write with her who believe the same things#i'm not going to shift her to fit fanon and she's canon divergent now anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#also someone's muse is welcome to believe that and make her the villain in their story... she clearly is to some in canon but#ooc i do not appreciate
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Bo-Katan: "Several of you will face their Mandolorian history exams this week. Now, I know how daunting resit examinations can be, so if anyone is feeling anxious or worried, or even if you just want to chat, please, please, do not come crying to me."
#i just thought she fits this quotw ao well#bo katan kryze#i love her shes my wife#this but at adults the like people who are new to mandalore shes too tired let her sleep and kiss her wife#mudhorn morons
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its missing Man-dad-lorian hours 🥹✨
Just thought I’d share this here cuz I literally can’t wait for season 3 of tired space dad and his chaos gremlin. Its my comfort show.
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#star wars#Mandalor the Tired#the mandalorian#din djarin#din and grogu#grogu#mando#baby yoda#pedro pascal#art#star wars art#the mandalorian art#illustration#artists on tumblr#drawing#big switch frm my usual content but this is where my fixation is at for now 😅
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i need to work on the kanan o66 fic….
#i should go to bed bc i’m tired#but also just rewatched the siege of mandalore arc and I’m thinking about o66 and the end of the war and all that#so we’re grabbing the laptop#mik chats
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I haven't watched the 3rd season of Mando and at this point from spoilers I've seen it feels like I can just skip it honestly like?????? What was accomplished if he just fucks off at the end? Why'd they give him the dark saber if that wasn't going to go anywhere?? And as much as I love his weird green son (wtf din grogu?? 😭) WHY GIVE HIM AWAY TO MAKE HIM COME BACK IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SHOW THAT WASN'T EVEN ABOUT MANDO AND TAKE AWAY LIKE 3 EPS FROM ITS MAIN ACTUAL PLOT??????????
This is what I get for getting attached to star wars characters I thought hopefully it would stay isolated but no 🙃 Din is too cool for that of course not 🙃🙃
#I wouldn't even have minded him working to be mandalor#god knows I've read far too many fics that do just that#but what the fuck was that#i got cursed with the ''read too many fics with interesting plots and it made the actual next season feel lack luster in comparison'' curse#you know the one where a show takes a long time so in the interim ppl go hog wild with theories and so when the actual show happens again#it cant live up to the incredibly indulgent shit we've all been writing#anyways i am tired i just wanted a fun space western 😔#charlotte rambles to no one in particular
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"Bo-Katan isn't mean"
Okay because I'm so tired of hearing this:
[/mēn/] adjective: unkind, spiteful, or unfair. vicious or aggressive in behaviour.
Not mean?
Okay definitely not vicious or aggressive in behavior
Like her first appearance where she's part of Death Watch, a terrorist group and slaps Ahsoka's ass without consent to demean her?
Or when she shoves Ahsoka to the ground and *laughs* in a tent where Death Watch (including Bo-Katan) has stolen women from the local village on Carlac and put them into forced servitude?
OR when she helps slaughter the village and burn down said village for asking Death Watch to leave them alone? (that's her on top of the roof)?
Or after when she tried to kill Ahsoka and Lux for trying to help the villagers and leave?
Or when she aided in a plot to cause intentional destruction and fear to manipulate the people of Mandalore into deposing her own sister and overturn Satine's very successful government that ended the clan wars (the Traditionalists then were given the lush moon of Concordia and their own political agency and government in which Pre Vizsla was the governor)? Then forcefully deposed Satine at gunpoint after she had abdicated because of the will of the people who no longer accepted her rule due to the manipulation of public perception by Death Watch.
While Bo-Katan was likely traumatized by the Mandalorian Civil War/Clan Wars at a young age and there's no solid canon evidence but It's widely believed by fans that Bo-Katan was groomed and/or radicalized by Pre into DW from a young age--even if you believe this, IT DOES NOT EXCUSE HER HORRIFIC ACTIONS. None of it justifies her wrongdoing. She still had agency.
Okay so what about unkind or unfair?
Surely that can't apply to her sarcastic comment to Ahsoka when approaching her after she had watched her struggle on Kessel and made no move to assister her, only watching her to use her to fight back against Maul and reclaim Mandalore. While she does respect and befriend Ahsoka by the end of the Siege, she still initially saw her as someone to be used for her agenda.
Or when she uses Obi-Wan's guilt over his relationship with Satine to convince him to aid her forces in retaking Mandalore, which Republic intervention would disintegrate treaties over a hundred years old and start another war on top of the ongoing Clone Wars. Which to her was a legitimate, even desperate method to reclaim her planet from Maul who was only serving his own agenda, but it wasn't a very nice way to do it. In some ways Bo-Katan is justified in how she is mean, but it doesn't make her not mean.
Then there's her anger towards Sabine after she discovering what the Duchess does and that Sabine created it (after hearing how guilt ridden she is and how she already destroyed it.) Was her anger valid, oh yeah. Was it kind and and fair? No.
What about in The Mandalorian you ask? She's not a literal terrorist anymore in the Mandalorian.
She's surely not still spiteful or unkind.
Definitely not when she insulted Din's religious beliefs and way of life and called the COTW a cult.
Or when she took credit for killing that one guy's brother without any remorse.
Or when she changed the terms of her agreement with Din and forced him into helping her by withholding the agreed upon information after Din upheld his side of the deal. Which was her plan all along. And then on top of that, mocks him by using his own mantra.
And then there's the disdainful opinion she has of Din and her own superiority.
Only agreeing to help Din save his kid when he has something to offer her to serve her own agenda. Which again, valid but not something she does out of the kindness of her heart.
Oh and then she's so direct and straightforward to Boba, not mean at all.
Then in season 3 when Din shows up to help her reclaim Mandalore the first thing she does is take out her anger on him and once again insult his religion/COTW and invalidate his belief that the Mines will restore his place in his religion. All unnecessary.
TO BE EXTREMELY CLEAR: I'm not discrediting Bo-Katan's personal progress into a better person or when she does do good--a hero even by the end of Mando season 3--that's the whole point of a redemption arc, you have to be redeemed from something. And at her core is a commitment to Mandalore, but you can't ignore the cruelty and ego and dare I say it meanness that has gone with it, that's the beauty of her complexity is that she can be a character that grows and evolves and becomes honorable and also still be bitchy. Bo-Katan doesn't have to be morally squeaky clean or a victim to enjoy her character and her sometimes ruthless determination for Mandalore or appreciate her compassionate aspects and letting go of her ego. She's not an easily consumable or morally black and white character. This is in fact, what I love about her.
Thank you @armoralor for assistance with the screenshots from The Mandalorian!
#If you think Bo-Katan is “not mean” after this man I don't know what to say media literacy is at a historic low#i'm so tired of people saying she's this uwu soft victim Bo-Katan like who the fuck is that woman#SHE WAS A LITERAL TERRORIST#she has experienced horrors but she has also committed them#bo-katan kryze#bo katan kryze#tcw#the clone wars#the mandalorian#din djarin#sabine wren#pre vizsla#satine kryze#star wars#this is my magnum opus
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My Biggest Opinion on the Ahsoka show (other than the obvious) is that it would have been better as a full season. I'm frankly tired of this six-to-eight episodes nonsense that modern TV does; I remember the delightful old days where you got like fifteen-to-twenty-odd episodes per season of a show and that's so much better. It gives you room to explore the backstory of all the players involved so their motivations make more sense. It gives you room to mess with a longer narrative so the characters get proper growth where you can look at a scene from the beginning and a (perchance mirroring?) scene from the end and say wow, this was really bloody well executed, there's such a difference and it makes sense as to why. We could've had episodes about the Purge of Mandalore and what that did to Sabine. Episodes about how she and Ahsoka started training and how they fell out. Episodes about what Ahsoka's been doing between then and now. Episodes about what Ezra and Thrawn were up to, like how Thrawn came into an alliance with the witches and how Ezra's been evading him over the years. Episodes about Baylan and Shin so we could understand what either of them really wants or feels because I'm still not sure I do. Maybe something about Hera and Sabine's relationship because they feel kind of weird to me. Don't get me wrong, I love the show we got, I think it's very good and it does most of my favorite characters justice, but I also think it probably could have been even better if it had been a longer show and had room to really explore its subject matter in greater detail, from multiple different angles.
#star wars#ahsoka show#ahsoka series#ahsoka tano#sabine wren#Ezra bridger#thrawn#grand admiral thrawn#mitth'raw'nuruodo#a bitch has got too many names#the purge of mandalore#baylan skoll#shin hati#the nightsisters#the witches of dathomir#I feel like there was just a little bit of depth missing here and there that would've made it perfect#especially for the badguys bc idk what the heck is going on with them#martianbugsbunny opines
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