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hoonvrs · 8 months

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CIGARETTES — s. jaeyun smau

PAIRING jake x fmr

SYNOPSIS where university student jake develops a little crush on the girl he sees with a cigarette between her lips in the smoking area and decides he needs to impress her. how else would he do that except calling his smoker friend to teach him how to smoke ( spoiler: it doesn’t go so well. )

GENRE smau, fluff, crack, sprinkle of angst if you read it upside down, golden retriever x black cat duo

FEATURING ( enha ) all, ( ive ) gaeul, yujin, ( nct ) chenle, jisung

WARNING smoking [ don’t smoke kids ], swearing, kys/kms/suicide jokes, friendly bullying, dirty/sex jokes ( more will be added if necessary)

STATUS completed

TAGLIST ( CLOSED )

S. NOTE JAKE MY MANNN ( hoon look away ) as an 02z girl i finally have an smau for each bias so i feel v complete

also please don't spam like as it shadowbans me and lessens engagement <3

PROFILES

virgin mary’s | smoking HAWT | privs

CHAPTERS

01 BI yourself

02 we found love in the smoking area

03 life is roblox

04 you white whore

05 jake you beautiful bastard

06 are we rush houring rn

07 it’s the dawg in me

08 yuh :3

09 the brit

10 what if i was suicidal .

11 here comes christian bale

12 i don’t trust him. weird fella

13 give us another sonnet english boy

14 bros from yapan

15 he thinks he’s a 90s babe

16 i’m just a girl

17 i’m sat.

18 go piss girl

↳ extra: did life360 tell you that.

19 i got my peaches out in jojo

20 okayy little miss poet

21 i’m built different

22 WAHHHHHHW WAAHHH

23 i want you

24 why are u bricked up

25 PUKA PUKA POW POW

26 jake in his flop era

27 this is getting too homoerotic

28 they go low i go lowER

29 inshallah he will eat

30 hello ross lynch

31 filthy omega

32 u r sobir. die (+written 0.8k)

33 she shoiodv be inde clubbb…..

34 when he makes you his girlfriend

35 can’t take me anywhere

36 noo you’re so sexy haha

37 no. (+written 0.7k)

38 i feel so kawaii today

39 come home fat

40 wasn’t very dabatayo of you jay.

↳ extra: it’s actually dattebayo*

41 ur man can’t drive manual

42 i Want you so bad

43 hawk putuh

44 okay blondie

45 though shalt not fail, but prevail

↳ extra: random

EP1 upset my girl. i’m gonna Kms

EP2 im not smoking that shit

EP3 OUR girlfriend ☭

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ambcass · 3 months

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ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴀʙʏ || ᴊᴀɪᴍᴇ ʀᴇʏᴇꜱ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

a/n: thank you all for your requests! A lot of the fic is in my drafts rn but I can squeeze in a few more. if u see this, feel free to request smth :) THIS IS MY FIRST DARK FIC

MDNI! DEAD DOVES DON'T EAT

tags: Yandere! Jaime, swearing, female reader, helpless reader, kidnapping, angst, fluff if you squint your eyes, obsessive praise (if that makes sense), drugging, needles, fight scenes, knife, blood, PET NAMES USED (babe, baby, good girl, pretty, ect.) NO HAPPY ENDING😊. OUT OF CHARACTER BEHAVIOR

Jaime loves you so much. He tells you every day how much he can't live without you being in his life. He clings to you like a lost puppy. Following you where ever you're headed. He tries to calm down when you're talking to another guy. Hell, he hates it even more when that guy you're talking to is one of his friends. After your conversation with Bart ended, Jaime walked up to you two and asked you to wait as he pulled Bart aside before coming back. Ever since Bart doesn't speak a word towards you. You obviously knew your boyfriend had something to do with it.

Later that night you guys had an argument. Like all arguments, he says things like “you wouldn’t leave me if you didn’t care.” , “Where’s the old you”, “C’mon my love, don’t act like this.” You always stayed. He said you were the problem and you believed him. You wanted to change, just for him. Not last night though. He sang the same song but you took it from a different approach. You spoke about possessive he’s been acting but he says that “it’s for your own good.”

You stormed out his house with so much frustration flowing through your body. Should of waited until the morning. You walked out his home and into the cold, dark night. Suddenly your phone kept buzzing. You opened it and it’s Jaime begging you to come back. Pleading you to not leave him but you don’t answer.

My Beetle💙: Eres tan dramatica! (You’re so dramatic) You know I just wnat the best for you… please baby text me back❤️

you ignored him. A few minutes later, your phone rings again.

My Beetle💙: I miss you bebe.

ignored again. At this point you were back home, lying on your bed. It got hot, really hot, but you had no AC nor a fan. Best idea you came up was to open your windows, wide. The air ran through your hair like a Disney princess singing a love song. Once more, your phone rings. This time you took a peak at the message.

My Beetle💙: Stop being for difficult for me. Don’t make me get you myself.

You didn’t think much into it. He has never physically hurt you. So you ignored it and went to sleep. What a mistake you made.

You next woke up to beeping and metal softly clashing to each other. Slowly opening your eyes, a head of dark blue and bright, glowing yellow eyes stared at you. You were about to scream for help but this figure covered your mouth and nose with a piece of cloth. You kicked its stomach, rolled out your bed, and ran straight for the door. Before could run out, you turned back around to glance at your bed. He disappeared from your view and nowhere to be seen

I can run now, you thought. You turned back to the door and POW. A punch directly to the face. You fell to the ground. You, knocked up, on the cold bare floor. Your vision was blurry but you felt two fingers pulled your eyelids down to close them. Before you were completely out, you felt yourself being dragged by foot off to somewhere.

Once you woke up and your vision was starting to clear up, it didn’t take you a long time to realize that you were tied up to a chair in an empty room. You tried breaking free but the ropes were too tight. You shouted,

“Help me! Someone please…” Foot steps slowly creeped behind you. That gradually got louder and louder, until they stopped. You felt a presence lean behind you. Then a tip of a knife was then placed right beside your lip.

“Nu uh. Don’t speak sweetheart, unless you want me to carve this pretty little mouth into pieces” This tender, chilling voice could only belong to one person.

“J-jaime!?” Before you knew it, your cheek to slashed. You didn’t scream but you cried. Cried like a little baby with blood oozing out of you and dripping on the floor. Jaime circled around you until you met your gaze. He lifted your chin.

“Let’s take a look at you, shall we?” He pulled out a white paper napkin and started to wipe the dripping blood from your cheek. “Isn’t that much better, mi amor?” Tears were flooding down your eyes. You had so many emotions packed up but you knew you couldn’t show them. The consequences may cost your life.

He whipped out another napkin and wiped your tears for you. “It’s okay pretty, you’re safe with me…” he wrapped your head around his arms and held you close to him.

“Why are you doing this to me?” Jaime lets go. The blood on your cheek stained on to his shirt. He bends down and kisses your wounded cheek.

“Well, my sweet girl didn’t want to listen to me. She didn’t understand how much I wanted to protect her. She insisted on talking to some other guy but me-“ you cut him off before he could finish.

“He’s your best friend! And I’ve known him longer than you did. I don’t know why-“ you tried to prove your point but he slapped you for cutting him off. Left a red handprint on your face.

“You need to learn how to be a good girl for me,” Jaime said in heartless tone. “So the two of us will just spend some quality’s time with each other. For a very long time.” He smirked when he saw you shake your head nonstop. He had the apprehend here. He had full control of you now. He pulled out a needle with some type of drug in it.

“Please Jaime, I’m sorry. I’ll never talk to any guy but you. Don’t do this, I love you.” You pleaded him to stop but he doesn’t. He slowly circled behind you. He brushed his fingertips starting with your head to your arms. He moved your hair aside and kissed your neck softly. You were so focused on this caring side of him, you failed to notice the fact that he was injecting that needle into your immune system. You got tired. Very tired. Your eyesight slowly blurred up as you fluttered eyes more frequently.

“You’ll be good as new when you wake up, I promise” was the last thing you heard from Jaime before it was all black. Last thing your own conscious heard and felt anything.

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gallifreyanhotfive · 16 days

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*more warning for me talking about my watching the show fic*

Anyway, context:

I did not expect that much interaction on my silly sleep deprived post! ❤️

As some of you probably know, my original plan was to go into Storm Warning after The Giggle, but I didn't know what to choose after that, which is what I was trying to figure out while writing that other post.

Anyway, I've been doing some thinking...

PROPAGANDA (probably gibberish but my brain is evil rn)

TV Movie: 7 regenerates into 8 because of the American Healthcare System. The Master is a goo snake. He slithers into a new body and proceeds to want the Doctor’s body the whole damn movie. Post regeneration sillies. The Master literally roars like a wild beast. 8 kisses Grace. He fuckin FORGOR. 8 talks about his father for a little bit. Half human????

Night of the Doctor: 8 regenerates into War. Lots of interesting ties to the EU. Short but devastating. This guy pretty much does himself in. Depiction of common perception of Time Lords at the time

Storm Warning: CHARLOTTE POLLARDDDDDDDDD. 8 gets a new companion! He is whimsy and so much more, but there is a foreboding sense to it. RAMSEY THE VORTISAUR. 8 talks a little bit about the Academy Era. Both this and the TV Movie would eventually lead to Zagreus.

The Conscript: 8 gets forced to be apart of a Time War recruitment camp under the threat of Ollistra doing something to his companions. Very good depiction of Time Lords being used as cannon fodder. YOU ARE NOT SONTARANS. Disturbing Gallifreyan nationalistic song. 8 makes everyone's lives difficult. Daleks daleks daleks

Day of the Vashta Nerada: Gallifrey is trying to weaponize the Vashta Nerada for use in the Time War. This doesn't end well. Pretty much everyone dies! Enter GIANT Vashta Nerada and enter the Nerada Vashta.

A Heart on Both Sides: NYSSAAAAAAAA. Nyssa is on The Traken providing hospital relief to those affected by the Time War. She has a helper named Dr. Foster (wink). They go to the planet Reeve, which is incredibly anti-Gallifreyans because the High Council has been blowing up their factories. Time Lord spy. Anti Gallifreyan graffiti and the use of Praxis gas, which almost kills 8.

The Lords of Terror: companion Bliss wants to go visit her parents, only to discover it has been covered in a big dome. 8 gets tortured yet again. Are the Daleks or the Time Lords responsible for this atrocity? Gallifrey is a fucked up society.

In the Garden of Death: 8, Bliss, and the Twelve are in a Dalek POW camp. Oh no they forgor everything! The Daleks torture the heck out of these guys. These amnesiacs briefly wonder if 8 is a bad guy. Interrogation on Interrogation on Interrogation

Mary's Story: Two 8s collide with Mary Shelley and Co at Villa Diodati. First an older 8 who has been affected by vitreous time, leaving him in horrific shape (burns, muscle, bone....I'll spare you the details) to the point where he literally dies for a little bit. Gets electrocuted and turns into basically Frankenstein's Monster. Young 8 turns up, finds these really quite embarrassing, saves the day, and takes Mary on as a companion

#i will eventually open these up to the novels as well.#i just gotta figure out the logistics #watching the show #doctor who #dw #dr who #eighth doctor #big finish audios #big finish doctor who #big finish #doctor who eu #dw eu #doctor who expanded universe #time war #tv movie #doctor who tv movie #someone send help #also feel free to ignore this #i just like polling the audience

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justabigass-simp · 2 years

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Im crying so hard about Vander on this rn 😭 thats why I need to write that 😭

Pairing: Arcane Vander x Female Reader

Warnings: swearing

English is not my first language I’m sorry for any mistakes.

The last drop got a new machine! A vending machine with different snacks and sweets. The kids liked it much. Mostly Mylo and Powder. The whole family was in the empty bar where you cleaned the glasses and you scrubbed some tables too where Vander your husband watched the kids amusing how they discuss wich candy or snack was the best from the machine. While pow-pow was on her way to buy a sweet from the vending machine. But.. It got stuck. She huffed angry and tries to get the candy out while sticking her arm through the slot. Oh no- Thought powder.

Her arm got stuck

“Uhh- guys.. I need help..” she muttered. No response. “Help me please!” She squeaked and started to panic. “What happened pow!?” VI asked her confused but worried. “My sweet got stuck now my arm is stuck!..” she whined. At first Vi tried to pull her arm out but that hurt powder. So then she tried to make it with soap and it worked. “So and now your candy pow-pow” Vi explained with hands on her hips looking at the stuck candy.

Meanwhile You and Vander where in this moment in the storeroom searching for some things and cleaned up a bit. “Gosh baby you need to tidy in here!” You chuckled picking a carton full of Alcohol up. “Yeah that’s right darlin’ but don’t drink all this liquor on your own will ya?” He laughed that made you just roll your eyes with a smile. You placed the carton on the table unpacking the whole alcohol. “Hmh rye whisky” you mumbled to yourself. Vander chuckled. “What you laughing here huh?” You smiled looking behind you. “Nothin” darlin’ your just beautiful” he smiled walking towards you grabbing softly your hips. “Ohh now being romantic?” You teased resting your hands on his shoulders looking lovely in his eyes. “OH GOD DAMN IT THIS FUCKING SHIT-“ Vi yelled from the next room. You two looked at each other with wide eyes sighing. Vander kisses your nose then goes to the kids. You shook your head while giggling before you continued to put the liquor out of the carton to put it on the shelf. Everything in this room was dusty but not dirty.

“What’a wrong VI?” Vander questioned the teenager Infront of him punching the vending machine. “My candy got stuck Vander!…” powder explained. Now Vander understands. He walked over to them slapping the side of the machine. No movement. He tried again but shakes this time the machine.No movement either. Now he starts to shake the vending machine harder that it scratches on the floor. “Jesus- what is happening in there!?” You asked yourself by much of this noise. You walked over to them seeing how Vander shakes the vending Maschine while mylo slaps the Glas of it and powder her arm was in the slot wiggling her fingers to get the candy package.

“What the hell is going on here?!” You asked. All five looked at you in shock like the have seen a ghost. “What are you- or what are you Trying To do?!” You asked confused. Powder then almost mumbled “my candy…”. You walked in silence over to the vending machine Vander let the machine almost “fall” on the ground where powder put her arm out of the slot and mylo stepped back smiling nervously at you. You grabbed a key in your pocket and opend the door to fill up the vending machine. Powder made a “O” form with her mouth, mylo looked at you like you opend a Tresor and Vander opend his mouth to say something but didn’t.

“All you need to do is ask-…” you said face palming.

#vander arcane headcanons #arcane #vander x reader #arcane vander #vander arcane x reader #vander #arcane violet #arcane powder #arcane mylo #arcane claggor

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eldrbraus · 1 year

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here we go again.

TWISTED WONDERLAND BOOK 7 CHAPTER 3 SPOILERS.

a small summary with the most important parts and not a dialogue translation. once again, dont trust me a lot on the dialogue parts as this is more of a general summary of what happened. also its a live reaction for the most part so its not exactly super coherent.

·we begin the chapter on idias room, and... ortho is calling him on his phone?

·idia is extremely confused because ortho is supposed to be with him at the nrc but apparently ortho is in the rsa...? hes a student there and its the day of the opening ceremony for both schools, huh! so apparently ortho is alive now. cool cool cool.

·this has to be a dream.

·idia is just as confused as we are honestly, it takes him a while to understand whats happening but everything seems to fall into place after a while

·oh he got a message from crimson muscle ;; they talk about games and something and basically still talk about how they are both going to an event tonight but wont connect the dots www

·they play all day until night and then idia puts on his robes and holy shit hes actually going to the ceremony himself and not by tablet lmao

·idia finds malleus on his way to the mirrors chamber and... malleus has his gao gao all grown up? even when the dragon cant technically do that, its weird. the both of them nerd a lot about the game and apparently idia and malleus have a really good relationship

·yeah this is most definitely a dream because malleus actually went to the ceremony and took the diasomnia students himself instead of lilia ww

·idia comes back to the dorm after all of that and talks with ortho again. apparently rsa is pretty similar to nrc [roomates are the same, theres dormleaders...], except people are actually nice in there www

·we switch pow to yuu/grim [yuu had the sleeping beauty vision just now, aurora was almost stung by the needle]

·they are in a different room in the ramshackle dorm? but they remember the whole thing with the overblot, unlike idia

·they are trying to get out but... apparently cant and now all the furniture is alive. what.

·if this is yuus dream im going to ask myself what the fuck was yuu smoking before they fell asleep honestly

·oh grim ate... something? [grim stop eating random shit i beg of you] and became a gigant but came back to normal after a little while

·yuu says that all of this made them remember what mickey said and... mickey appears ww [a friend told me that the music when mickey appears is... kingdom hearts music? no idea i didnt play the game]

·apparently yuu and grim are on mickeys... dream? dimension? no idea

·they all talk about a little bit of everything, about how yuu is trying to go back to their world, and apparently mickey doesnt have/uses magic so he also has no idea why the room is alive rn. ok great.

·mickey says that he only goes to that world when hes asleep, and now yuu is worried about that because if this is a dream... where the fuck is their body? in diasomnia still?

·a phone rings? and mickey disappears because hes waking up :(

·a lot of blot appears and theres like... a new type of monster and this mf has 50k HP help

·grim is slowly getting out of magic and wants to protect yuu but he cant, poor kitty

·holy shit silver appeared and rescued yuu and grim with... his UM! it got revealed! the name is “Meet in a dream”

·we switch pow to... ortho! who apparently is sleeping in his body BUT hes also on the internet because his consciousness is not tied up to his body ww. we kinda predicted this one

·ortho is trying to wake idia using all the devices on his room but nothing works. he goes around the island and everything is dark, full of thorns and blot and everyone, even the animals, are asleep :(

·apparently even time has stopped??? malleus is op as fuck, even ortho is worried about that

·he tries to contact STYX of course but all communications are just cut off from the exterior... my poor son is all alone

·he says something about an... anthena???? that hes gonna use to get into STYX... internet ig??? lmao something like that. he uses that to go to STYX via the internet apparently ww

·aand we switch pov to STYX where a man with a helmet is kind of nervous, with all the personel. so they do know about the whole thing already, huh

·holy shit they are saying everyone might be dead lmao. so negative-

·oh wait another character appeared, this time a woman with a helmet saying that they musnt lose hope just yet. im betting my everything they are idias parents.

·YUP. THEY ARE. damn the mom is a catgirl ww

·its a shame their heads are covered up

·ortho arrived! [its a call, ortho is not physically on STYX] god this is so cute we get a lot of famiy talk, the mom was so worried about both shroud brothers ;;

·ortho explains everything and something something, apparently the parents said that they should wait for malleus magic to run out but then they remembered that fae get their power from the nature so malleus magic could last forever and it could even EXPAND EVEN MORE. shit.

·they want to contact Briar Valley! cool, lets see those fae folk.

·ortho says “nam fam i got this” and that his parents need to make him new gear, and the mom refuses dsfkjbnsdjfknd she says its too dangerous but ortho said he would take the cerberus with him if they dont do it. bitch if that was my mother i would be SO grounded. the mom agrees after ortho disappears but shes that she will remember this ww

·some time pases and the gear is ready so ortho comes back and the mom yells at him that he shouldnt have hang up the call because you cant hung up your mom like that WWWW.

·the mom told ortho to not tell idia about the fact that she can get into idias pc anytime she wants [because she used that to get the new ortho gear blueprint], but he tells her that idia will know the moment ortho appears in front of him with his gear WWWWWWWWWW why are they so funny help

·orthos mind gets into the gear and hes now physically in STYX on his new body... aww the shroud hug and the parents tell him that both of the shroud brothers are their children even if ortho is an android and to be careful im going to fucking cry.

·we are back to silver/yuu/grim pov and after silver helped them, they are just... fucking falling down from the sky what the fuck

·silver made an spell so they fall to the ground without dying ww

·they are in diasomnia now, and silver says that this is all a dream but that he doesnt know whos person is. apparently he has seen mickey before on his dreams, which he finds weird because his UM can only make him go to the dreams of people he knows

·smth smth about exams, not really important

·silver comments how he cant choose the dream hes going to end up in, but that he can find out because a bird (?) flies next to the host of the dream, and... soon they find sebek with a bird (?) so this is sebeks dream

·silver is taken by sebek to a party they are doing because lilia and malleus finally choose where are they going in their fourth year...? grim asks if this is the farewell party for lilia again, because of the whole “he doesnt have magic now” and sebek is super offended that grim thinks lilia doesnt have magic now WWWWW

·malleus is going to do his fourth year to the country of heroes (?) and lilia to the country of the crimson dragon, silver asks lilia if he would go back to their house once his fourth year is done and lilia says of course because thats his home ;;

·silver cant take it anymore and said that this is all a farce, a dream... and that he would like for lilia to go back to this house with him but he doubts lilia will be alive by then holy shit silver ;;;;;

·he tells sebek to remember everything and that this is not reality but no one listens to him. he keeps going on this and malleus completely loses it uh

·he screams that he knows the three of them are awake and that they shouldnt try and ruin (?) the dreams and

·sebek goes to defend malleus and challenges silver to a fight! nooooooo my son ;;

·while they fight sebek begins to remember everything and finally sees malleus overblot so he stops

·the four of them wake up and fight overblot malleus once again, but once again they lose and... silver asks the three of them to hold his hand (sebek complained about it but did it anyways), screen goes black

·apparently malleus tried to make them sleep more deeply so they wouldnt wake up this time, and its working because silver is having a hard time trying to use his magic... but the ring that lilia gave him is shining in the dark! so he follows that and

·the four of them appear in a forest... wait its the sleeping beauty forest! so this has to be briar valley!

·suddenly soldiers appear, with masks... they are 100% fae because they are talking in a language only sebek understands ww

·PAST LILIA APPEARED IT HAS TO BE HIM BECAUSE HE IS SMOL AND HAS THE RED-BLACK HAIR HELP [he has a mask so we cant see his face!]

·he told them “shut up, humans” so mean.... its confirmed that they are on lilias dream...

and the fucking chapter ends. HELP. how am i supposed to wait months for more this was so shorttttt ;;

and lilia looked so good in that outfit FUCKKK I NEED MORE.

#twisted wonderland #twst book 7 spoilers

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saberstars · 2 months

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Tell me more about your OC with Starscream. <3

Ahhh there’s so much I could share but I’m unsure of what to share since her story changes depending on the iteration haha—

More under cut

I guess I could talk about tfp the most and tfa :3

In tfp Aero meets Starscream during his “neutral” era when he doesn’t have a t-cog. She quite literally stumbles upon him, it’s a miracle she’s alive lol. The only reason she lived was because of the fact she offered to bandaide him. He had dings and minor injuries and she offered shelter and a patchwork in return for him not killing her.

Of coarse he hated accepting aide, his pride and ego screaming in protest but eventually they grew to be friends. He talked about the war, his home, and much more opening up slowly. And she pestered him with her blabbering on whatever was on her mind. Her bubbly demeanor is quite literally a mask to hide her true thoughts, feelings, and intent.

She can and would go on for hours taking about her likes and interests while listening to his even if some of his were quite deranged.

Personality wise, she’s just a version of myself, of a version I wish I could be. She’s an avid gamer, loves dancing, music, surfing, skating, snowboarding. She’d jump off a cliff for fun. That kind of person. Very yolo and wants to at least die having fun. She’s good with a knife and an axe heh.

Her quips can be quite dark too, she has quite dark sense if humor despite her initial disposition which throws a lot of people off. She finds it quite humorous.

Fav music genres are grunge, metal, alt, rock. Though she will listen to pop. Never country tho. If she plays country that’s an sos!!

Over time though Aero eventually gets into a situation with screamer where he’s hurt and she can’t fix him like it’s just out of her hands. She can either rat him out to Megs or Attempt to contact the autobots. She chooses the autobots ofc because at least they won’t kill a pow right? Like the way screamer described them just made her feel as if they wouldn’t because of prime. If prime wasn’t there she probably wouldn’t have outrightly trusted them as much. Just because they are autobots and have more respect/sympathy for another bots life doesn’t mean an author probably hasn’t killed a con on sight before in the past ya know.

She uses a voice mod to sound like screamer and basically pulls a story out her ass saying “I’m injured come fix me or I’ll kill this random human hostage.” And when they arrive at the coordinates they find him basically unconscious and her just there sitting 😂 and she’s like well you can’t leave me help me get home yall. So they ofc take her back with them. But she’s very stand offish, doesn’t talk, refuses to explain how tf she got herself into a hostage situation with him and instead asks a lot of questions like “is he gunna be ok? How long until he’s better. You guys are gunna fix him and let him go as per the agreement right” which prompts a few to think of maybe it’s Stockholm’s??? M

And eventually when he comes to he’s very very confused and like how TF did I get here where’s the human? And that’s when she has some waterworks and it’s revealed they were buddies and she lied and basically made him a prisoner to save his life Oofa—

And everyone just wide eyes her and him and is like oh well — you can’t be his bff he’s a war criminal and she pulls the so are you out her ass and YEAH.

She’s like idgaf about ur issues, yall an alien race that’s had a civil war this long and somehow haven’t talked it out or hashed it out yet not my problem. I can look past war crimes of the past if he ain’t committing them actively rn. Imma treat yall with the same basic level of respect and kindness until given a reason not to. But the only reasons she’s genuinely kind to him is cause at least he was honest about his ick intentions to the human race her ect ect. Which says a lot cause Starscream is a pathological liar and even if his initial imma kill you shit was meant for intimidation AT least he was honest about it.

She deadass raised and eyebrow and said bet, I’d like to see you try and if you do oh well. She lives out of spite and the motto “there is nothing you can do that I haven’t already done to myself”

Ok that was alot of rambling I hope you enjoy haha

Tfa Starscream and her deadass Met after he died and came back to life with the alspark frag and she kept him as a pet head for a bit cause I thought it’d be funny if he was body less and she helped him find his body 😂😂😂that’s there goofy story.

#rambles #my ocs #aero #aero starscream

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neptunes-blue · 2 months

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MOTA ep 6 rambling (spoilers)

I'm 15 minutes into the ep so far n GOD the scene where the German civilians start beating the American POWs?? Jesus christ I think that was one of the best scenes in the show so far

I'm genuinely really happy that the show has started to improve in quality, maybe it was just me but the first few episodes weren't my favourite?? Idk you guys can come at but they were my favourite, ep 5 was peak though and I hope this one is too

Shitting myself at croz posing in the mirror while bucky is literally running around like a headless chicken in Germany

I like the British WAAC(?) girl though she's funny and they did her hair right!!

BOB QUOTE RAAHH

I'm from nz and I cannot for the life of me figure out British slang what the hell are these guys on

Anyways, British and American beef is so funny to me

I. LOVE. UNIFORRMMSSS

Why are croz subterranean like. Low key flirting ☹️ YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN STOP IT

Rosie is such a lad. A fella, I love him

GODD J LOVE RECORD PLAYERS my dad used to have a record player with a treasure trove of records but the family kept moving houses when he went to uni n they lost it eventually... I was so devastated when he told me

Bubbles mention ☹️ I miss him so so much

Bucky... sweet sweet man someone get him outta there I'm actually terrified for him

DUDE PULLED OUT THE BUCK CARD anyways I need to figure out how these serial number thingies work

My boy is going through it rn, you got this bucky...

the little drawings on the walls I'm in tears

Omg Rosie's crew just being lads I love them

THE CUT TO BUCKY JUST BEING TORN OUTTA HIS CELL??

Jesus christ, the train

WHOO CROSBY MY BOY favourite sad dog man

TO BUBBLES AUGHHHH

Missing the gritty sad brown BoB filters but Rosie is slaying in his bath I guess

KEENNNYY

I heart Rosie, Rosie nation rise

THE TAPPING TURNING INTO MUSIC OMG

BUCK(Y) IS BACK BOOYYSSS

YEAH Jesus, this was a genuinely amazing episode... I'm so excited for next week

#mota

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navybrat817 · 1 year

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Navy I know you were talking about DBF with someone and I though of something and it’s hilarious.

Sebastian stan in Feb - March 2022 in the Pam and Tommy promotions he looked so young and in the blue sweater where he talks about Anthony Mackey and the pow pow pow, he looked like a baby (I wanted to hug him😭)

But the second he turns 40 while he still looks young because you can’t get old in 10 - 9 months, and he grows out his beard and gray in his beard and BAM he is DBF 😂😂😂🥹

So gray anything, even a little = old. So I am officially calling my little sister a grandma because she has a full head of gray hair 😂😂😂

But personally I LOVE DBF fics they are supes hot, whoever they are of and whatever they look like. I know this because I saw a video and the majority was crushing on the young guy and I was drooling over the 60 year old dad 😭😭😭it’s sick.I

am chaotic af rn so this ask is a mess lmao but I wanted to send this when the topic was in discussions but my brain never lets me remember and enjoy things. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Hi, nonnie. Yes! It's a combo of DBF/BFD. Slightly different from my normal wheelhouse and I'm excited for it.

Seb is very versatile! The floof and beard combo is a top tier look and, when paired with the right clothes, makes him look older to me. I think for some the recent look and age may have some leaning toward that, just like certain hairstyles and clothing can make people look different. I've also seen a couple of videos where people thirst over the younger guy and I'm looking at the older one, so no judgement here. ❤️

Also nothing wrong with being a little chaotic. 😉

Love and thanks. ❤️

#navybrat answers #sweet ask #sebastian stan #dbf #anon ask #sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated

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companionwolf · 6 months

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tonight's delta green recap:

- step one: don't get too attached to the npcs that have helped/are helping you

- failed step one

- me about Jack and Jordan:

- (to be fair. they don't probably need any protection but like. principle of the matter here)

- all this to say please let Jack be.... maybe not FINE but not DEAD when we open the trunk of the car (assuming that's him and not a ambush waiting)

- ... handler pointed out to me that after all the work to keep the hammer around we fucking FORGOT IT when shit went sideways. which makes sense but still

- hey Jacob? Jacob? I think you should leave that little hut. Just a thought. (He doesn't know they're eggs. Oh God.)

- car got rammed but we are OK because seat belts and airbag halve damage. this is a psa. WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEATBELT

- JOY JUST ONE SHOT MAX DAMAGE KILLED A DUDE

- Jacob rolled low when it mattered <3

- WELL. ITS NOT JACK IN THERE BUT WHOEVER IT IS JUST DISSOLVED A FUCKING DUDE

- Jacob is leaving the hut; whether this was smart will be revealed shortly.

- WILKENSON????

- oh shit Jay has 3/13 hp . lol. lmao

- we've found a town with a portal and there's? pizza being cooked? possibly? Jacob is going to see if they'll share.

- oh shit normal (?) human in the pizza building beyond the window

- aw wilkenson is nice-- also hi Monday

- wait what do you mean Sunday is missing.

- Jay trying to think rn is bad. Don't.

- FIVE PEOPLE JUST RUSHED IN; THEYRE AFTER JACOB?

- now he's in freeze response lmao rip

- God's perfect little idiot has been captured and is now out of play for now

- wait handlers having him do 3 POW rolls

- JACOB ROLLED 2 1s?? IM LOSING IT

- Jacob successfully thwarted these college students interrogating him and

- SUNDAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

- back at Anastasias house with Jay and Joy and Monday and Wilkenson. hi Anastasia. we got fucked up #jcelllife

- ...

- GOD I hope Jack (& Jordan) are okay

- 'sometimes there's things worse than just plain dying' I mean you're right Jay but like. Are you good.

- anxiety makes you do weird shit <- he just spent like 15 mins writing a reply that consisted of 2 questions and some description

- alright everyone's eepy. we sleeb. bye

#wolf barking #delta green #runs on gay and horror

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rykno-gs · 2 years

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happy birth-day @selfindulgentsuffering ;> (timezones are a pain but its uourbday for me rn)

heres some tartali for you- snz, ofc.. enjoy :>

storyline: zhongli nose senstive, childe like)

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The sun rays were already starting to stream in through the thin curtains when Childe opened his eyes. He liked mornings like these, when he had no work, where he could spend pretty much the whole day lazying around in bed.

Stretching slightly, he moved to pat the empty mattress beside him. Ah, Zhongli had already gotten up, of course.. probably making breakfast as usual. Stifiling a yawn, Childe turned to his side, his eyes widdening at the sight before him-

Zhongli sat upon the egde of their shared bed, a small standing mirror on the dresser in front of him, back turned from Childe as he lifted one hand to his cheek, the other delicately applying eye liner.

He must have slept through most of the morning then, Childe noted, as he was normally the one who would help Zhongli with his makeup ever since they started living together. Not that he minded, of course, for it just gave him another silly excuse to carass the other’s face.

A smile started to creep up onto Childe’s face as he watched Zhongli slowly draw on the colours that he loved to see. Despite the multiple attempts that Childe made at trying to convince Zhongli that he looked beautiful naturally, it never stopped his partner from applying some either way.

His smile faded into something much more mellow as Childe watched the rays streaming in through the windows illuminate his lover entirely, watched as Zhongli shifted backwards to pull open the nearby drawer, taking out a round plastic container and a fluffy brush.

Childe let out a small sigh as Zhongli carefully flipped open the plastic cover, patting the tip of the brush against the powder, before liftting it up to his face. He could spend the whole day just looking at the man in front of him, and not be tired of it one bit.

And with that thought, his eyelids started to feel heavy..

“..snff-”

Just as Childe was about to drift once again into his sleepy dream landscape, a small.. quivering sound snapped him out of it. It sounded like.. a sniffle? .. he couldn’t be sure though, mind still hazy from sleep.

Shaking his head, Childe chalked up the sound to just his imagination, until.. until he heard it again, louder this time.

“..snf-!! nnh.. snff-”

Blinking once, twice, Childe shifted his focus back to the edge of the bed, where the sound was coming from, right in time to catch Zhongli’s shoulders raise a little, his head tilting ever so slightly backwards, beath hitching as if there was something stuck in his throat.. before he snapped to the side-

“hH..! hH’ zZngHtt!! heH’ NgxXtsh!! snf- gHxXnt!!” , Pinched away with the fingers that were not currently occupied with holding the brush. Unfortunately for Zhongli, (but most fortunately for Childe), the fit had set on so suddenly that he was unable to fully restrain it, the little bits of mist slipping out from between his fingers.

Unable to keep his eyes off the droplets, added on with the fact that the angle in which the morning sun bounced off each one of them, only served to amplify the effect they had on Childe’s body. (by of course, i mean his dick, but let’s keep this pg13)

He could only watch, mouth hung slightly open, eyes filled with wonder as he heard another desperate hitch..

“hH! hAH’ eSHhw!” , less restrained, but still not as loud as Childe would’ve liked. Zhongli probably dosen’t know that he was awake, watching his every move closely, for he simply swipped at his nose with the cuff of his sleeve, rasing the powdered brush back up to his face to continue applying the makeup.

It was driving Childe crazy. The way Zhongli ran the soft brush over his cheeks, each thin, fexible bristle attached to the item flowing against the shape of his reddened nose, occasionally tickling the insides, evident from how Zhongli would lean away every few seconds with a little hitch that almost never blossomed into a sneeze, much to Childe’s disappointment.

But that never stopped him from looking, hoping, just simply wanting to reach out, pry the brush away from Zhongli’s hand and take the wheel. Despite the large fan providing constant cool wind towards the bed he was lying on, Childe felt hot, for reasons he could not explain.

But when the hitches did become what Childe wanted to hear..

“Hh’ SHciEw!! hH.. snf-! hhH’ ngXxhT!”

it was slowly getting to him..

“HHh!! hAH’ zZschEw’ ww! .. nhh, snf..!”

making his fingers twitch..

“hH! .. hHh-!! snf.. haH’ hH.. ugn.. snff-!! uH’ hHah..”

making him loose focus on everything else, so much so that..

“hH-!! hAH’ snf..” , There was a pause, as Zhongli’s hitching seemed to reach its climax for the first time in forever, head tilting backwards as always, his free hand rasied ever so slighly up to his nose, fingers getting ready to slide below his septum..

Childe looked on in anticipation, his fists clentched as he waited, watching, observing..

But the little fit never reached his ears. Rather, Childe heard a string of amused laughter as Zhongli turned around to face him, eyes watery from previous events, nose tinged red from overuse, the brush still lightly held in his palm, lips that were curled up into a cute smile as he spoke.

“Good morning, baobei.. did you enjoy my.. little performance..?”

The knowing wink that was sent his way afterwards spoke more than a thousand words, and it cut the last string that was keeping Childe together as he broke apart, falling into Zhongli’s embrace.

Additional (its nsfw):

Making sure Childe’s legs and upper body still covered by the blanket, Zhongli set the brush down carefully before he crawled over to his embrrassed partner, fushed from head to toe due to getting caught.

Slender fingers ran over covered legs as they slowly made their way up to the meeting of Childe’s thighs, encircling the hard bump and making Childe bite down onto his finger to suppress a moan.

Zhongli turned to the other as a soft smile appeared on his face, a stark contrast to the glow in his eyes.

“Snf..! already..? mm.. I must say I wasn’t .. snff-! ..expecting breakfast in bed..”

“X- Xiansheng.. w- wait!!”

the end!!

yeah the last part was me and not my brain typing that..

anyway..! hope that went okay and yeah if you counldnt tell from the fic, i have close to 0 experience with makeup whatsoever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEND :D

#snz #tatattli #zhwongkli #alsokinkchilde #powder!#been awhile since i wrote smth #okok maybe zl was abit ooc but i like to think that hes #like that when hes #with childe #alone #in bed #forgive me #mywritting #ryk.fic

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creepywing · 9 months

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ok since im not very interested in dsmp anymore and therefore never gonna write it heres a summary of one of my dsmp au ideas

OK so it was one of those space aus. Basically crimeboys are humans who were abducted into space and eventually like escaped. the kidnappers were less evil than in other aus ive read like they treated them like ppl would treat like lab animals i guess but like. they discovered they were sentient or smrh and still kept them and taught them to speak their language instead of letting them go like ppl. Anyway so bc of that they have a bit of an advantage existint in space i guess.

the actual story starts with them both staying in a random persons house bc thats basically what theyve been doing since they escaped. also the random person in this instance is eret. an uhhh they have also stolen like illegal documents ir smth like thag in an attempt to try snd get back to earth and eret finds them and is like Omg im harbouring criminals ! and fucking gets them arrested (haha get it its like when that happened in . lmanberg. or smth haha)

Anyway uhhh so they are in JAIL!!! uhh fuckin idk i guess they hid they were human somehow so they were shitting themselves bc they dont know how theyll be treated? i guess idk anyeay tommys cell has an escape and is like Omg wilbur ill come back for you king and so he leaves and breaks into erets house and confronts eret while hes there and also explains fhe situation and erets like OMG SHIT IM SORRY so tommy takes his shit and leaves .

uhh wikburs stilll in jail and jack manifolds also there and he keeps going on about how his poweful friends will come get him out Yeah yeah weve all heard that before. anyway a spaceship breaks into the jail and saves jack LOL. (its the syndicate bc jacks friends with niki) and wilbur sneaks on the ship.

Meanwhile i think tommy finds quackity and they become besties and quackitys like i know who could help you find your friend... (maybe he went back for wilbur and found him gone or smth idk) and quackity sends him off to some Place

Meanwhile meanwhile wilburs sneaking around the ship like vents maybe and falls into ranboos room and ranboos like A HUMAN?? and wilburs like Ummm whats a human and how do you know what that is. and ranboos like.Um i saw it in a book and wilbur successfully gaslights ranboo into not knowing what a human is and also not telling everyone else about him

so tommy goes to the weird place and finds tubbo whose some goat alien guy and tubbos like yo so quackity told me yeah yeah come on ill take you to snowchester and we csn use my cool computer to do it(idk what it is i could never figure that out) also micheals there lol some piggy alien

uhghhhh i guess theres a gap here but it turns out tubbos owns his own moon (snowchester) that he lives on with his- Well they usually use a specific word in tubbos language to describe it so .. his partner. whose away rn btw.

so tubbo and tommy get there and tubbbos sets up his shit while tommy looks around the room and is like huh this rooms looks weirdly familiar??? like in little ways.. and as hes looking around he notices paper with writing znd it says "Tubbo ranboo micheal" and hes like Well thats a normal thing to have WIAT THATS IN ENGLISJ and he goes Heeeyyy tubbo. (Panicking. what if this guy kidnaps humans wtf ?) How do tou know what english is. AND SUDDENLY HE GETS SLAMMED INTO THE WALL WITH A KNFE TO HIS NEck

meanwhile wilbur gets caught. obviously and is explaining the situation and everyones like Oh yeah understandable we will help. and somehow magically realise OMG tommys with tubbo! then they conviently get a call from tubbo on like the Big main screen thing so everyone can see

So tommys like SHIT IM GONNA DIE but then tubbos like. In english. how do YOU know ehat english is ? and tommy just goes HOLY SHIT in english and shoves tubbo off and reveals himself as omg im human AND IT TURNS OUT TUBBOS HUMAN TOO HOW WILD. they like laugh or smth znd then tubbos Magic Machines find wilbur on the syndicate ship, who he has access to like Ring bc ranboos there (the word from tubbos language was Husband btw) so they ring the syndicate and

Uh oh tubbos still visibly human so all the syndicates like Hey whose that and ranboos like TUBBO. and then omg happy reunion whatever idk im not.good with endings YEAH i planned thsy whole thing and never wrote it

on the off chznce anyone likes this and wants to write it PLEASE do and also tell me pls

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the-chickenshit-oddity · 1 year

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B99 Obsessive Rewatch Season Two

rewatching B99 and taking notes. also, sometimes i get ideas of stuff i wanna see played out more, so i post them as prompts and link them here. spoilers for all of season two.

2:1

Jake as an italian mobster kinda

Is this the first holt&jake hug we’ve seen?? Rayray doesnt even flinch so cute

Jake’s rapidfire recap : fixed a boxing match / smoked a whole cigar w/o vomitting / was in a room w/ 10 Sals

Jake lies to amy about liking her

Jake has “lady hands”

Holt says he’s seen MOVIES PLURAL

Awesome begins with an O, JP 2013 probably

“i am feeling trepidation at the prospect of a parentless existence” = baby holt’s parents had a thing when he was 7

Weirdest thing in the whole episode is mobster jake being beaten by a cop on mob turf and none of his mobster buddies helping out

Baby holt snuck into daddy holt’s office to check out his collection of antique globes = daddy holt issues ref above

Proud daddy holt. Forgot to note if it happened in s1 so we’ll consider this the beginning

Jake unlies to amy about liking her

Gina and boyle shag again

2:2

Terry’s getting snipped and gina is way creepy

Boyle has a sister (probs castle girl) that we never mention again?

Wunch appearance and holt is a dramatic shit i love him

Wunch&holt : wunch shot holt, holt tried to get her fired, wunch destroyed holts file while UC, holt embarrassed wunch in front of derrick jeater who??

Amy’s fierce when someone’s fucking with her career we stan

Charles has seen the little mermaid

Holt’s a great amy dad cause both of them are ambitious nerds

2:3

Jimmy jabs est.2008

Jake knows rosa’s friend katie (and s1 amy’s friend kylie – how the fuck)

Lots of parallels to FRIENDS. Accidental sex tape, two guys accidentally nap together, probs other stuff, where’s the downstairs officers brooming the ceiling?

Squad screams like maniacs in the bullpen and random background people literally dont even care – ie this is such a habit people are over it

Bomb suits kinda look like minions or is it just me

Hitchcock is evil – do we think he’s related to gina or what?

Amy wins

2:4

Halloween heist

Holt is a master jake player, all rejoice

Holt says watch from kevdad & kevdad dead

I want ginas jacket

Jake has cousins ie jake has aunties??

2:5

Trust levels off the charts. Leaping at terry, telling holt the truth and asking amy for help. Okay so that’s only jake but still

Wunch is evil

My man holt is sooo tense, how long do we bet till he blows up?

Amy is giving toddler mom vibes rn somebody give her a margarita

>> amy has to babysit some random kid and realises he’s identical to jake in behaviour

Im gonna need baby terry being a disco champion thing

>>Omg!! Holt caught the disco killer, maybe disco killer killed disco nerds, ie holt saved terry’s life!

Lmao kev passive agressive is my life

Holt is a regular holmes wtf

How did jake get guest pjs, im sensing a food/drink related accident which makes twice this episode with amy’s car

Holt&jake teaming up is my fave thing ever

Terry at a soccer game for his kids would be terrifying

2:6

I’m in love with jake’s “why am i an idiot” face

Amy goes to holt screeching “captain” like he’s her dad, i need an amy prequel series, i love her

Rosa’s really backhanded at compliments it’s awesome

So cops hate lawyers and firepeople?? Who are they buddies with? (except for the criminals eh)

Whats a pow wow?

Is this a “season’s main human-mess that needs holt guidance” thing? First was jake, this feels like amy’s

2:7

When did holt get stabbed IN THE NECK??

gina get off on chaos like a demon she’s evil

precinct lockdown ep – all of those people are terrible and i hate them

why does terry’s wife not care about her brother being a dick?

2:8

Terry and amy waterboard themselves for some reason

So cops hate mailpeople too

Forgot holt had a gambling addiction

Coping stuff : holt workouts / terry self torture wtf? / gina meditation

Jake&rosa friendship is great

2:9

Holt wants bland ugly food, like how picky can you get

How is jake inviting teddy to come a proof of teddy being romantic?

Note to self : never go to a themed hotel they’re haunted

“pb&js are so simple a child could make them” makes me see neglected baby holt making himself food as best he could >> tie in with no dad baby holt thingy

Rosa got possessed by the devil

Lessons : CB > RH cooking stuff (epic fail)

Wheres the award for the most awkward double date ever?

2:10

Doug judy’s back

Jake has no ability to hold grudges?

Doug judy’s got real nice teeth

Amy stand up to holt, holt likes

I’m not interested in the whole boyle/linetti storylines :/

2:11

Holt took all night to think of an insult for wunch but burns people left and right no problem >> my boy doesn’t actually hate her?? Omg is this some weird non-sexual game they play? Gross

Amy&rosa in a car for four hours? I need to see it

“uncle ray” talks about work so much even his NEPHEW knows who’s who. 1) was kev not there, because no cop talk policy 2) was he EFFUSIVE??

Most of what i’ve learnt from this watching session today is that i’m real hungry why do they keep eating

You know what’s inconspicuous? Two guys sitting in front of windows with massive cameras. Totes invisible

Jake&charles have a roomie breakdown, gina&amy have an existential crisis, terry is a mom and rosa&holt are ...there

Man i do NOT want to shag in my boss’ house, i mean rosa’s got her own flat, cmon

Kev making bacon smiles on his pancakes totes goes into my kev&holt get baby martin for holidays headcanon (see season one obsessive rewatch)

“this isn’t my first rodeo” jake abt dealing w/ scully >> fits into baby jake shadowing scully for junior cops thingy (also in s1 obsessive rewatch)

“brothers fight but they’re always there for each other” says the only child (fun fact, only jake and gina are only kids (except for maybe terry cause i can’t remember))

2:12

I love the amy drunkenness scale

A fondue stick in a fanny pack sounds like a disaster waiting to happen

Beachhouse w/ the boss episode

Amy&gina&terry get paired up lots

Why didn’t they turn the holt party into a movie night??

Au where boyle is a seduction coach

Gina turned not-evil for a second

2:13

Amy’s def of partner : bounce ideas, eat street meat & stake out, burnt coffee

Jake hasnt been to the dentist in seven years (at this point i’m thinking he was kidnapped and doesnt remember his season one dentist trip)

“it’s payback time” to the drug dealer who killed all of jake’s family

Gina’s got two grandmas

Charles want to have a bowling business

How do terry’s biceps have their own biceps???

Holt likes the name todd, didnt he have an ex called todd?

Isn’t yahooanswers dead? How does jake know stuff now?

2:14

If s1 is parenting Jake and teaching Amy independence, is s2 about parenting Amy and bonding with Rosa through evil humour?

Jake tells terry he loves sofia??

Rosa’s enemy marker-hoarder carla biancci in 2nd grade turned bully till grad

Jake tells sofia he loves her

Gina being a dick after saying something true – a trend?

Charles’ dad was a florist and now i want a classic flower shop romance

Sofia breaks up ouchhh

Eww gross wunch kissed holt i need brainbleach

Charles doesnt think his dad loves him?

2:15

Rosa’s parents are “smiley morons & hug freaks”. Did not seem like it in the coming out episode?

Second massive cop lasertag game thingy

Holt confused face implies he never saw titanic

Note to self try to make a blondie sometime

Holt apologises the next day for trying to disqualify gina from pers.test >> did kevin tell him his type didn’t fit him?

Gina thinks holt flirts with her so she’s a wunch but on their side?

2:16

“if u love s/o u’ll remember what they look like” but KEVIN HAS A PORTRAIT MATE

Oh this is the “i’m sorry you weRE STABBED” episode

I want marvin the geriatric bank robber to be buddies with gina??

Im lowkey upset that kevs buddies with gina tho, he’s not evil enough

Ray talks about jake to random waitresses and his painting teacher

Okay i get it, amy and charles are too simpy, rosa’s too unhinged, we don’t talk about hitchcock and scully, terry’s got his own shit, so that only leaves gina and jake and it cannot be jake, so. Yeah okay gina and kev are buddies

Ray called jake a genius just cause he heard him practice his holt impression, how cute

2:17

Jake’s a creepy girl stalker?? Poor jenny gildenhorn

Rosa has a grandad

Amy plays french horn

Jake answers amy’s proposal with “yes a thousands times yes”

MARCUS DVRs BONES THE HOLTCOZNER BEDROOM WEIRD DVR QUEUE SOLVED EXCEPT WHYS HE IN THEIR ROOM??

2:18

Dickhead peralta shows up, i hate him :(

Holt’s “unsolvable” riddle “There are 12 men on an island. 11 weigh exactly the same amount, but one of them is slightly lighter or heavier. You must figure out which. The island has no escapes, but there is a seesaw. The exciting catch? You can only use it three times.”

Jakes allergic to bees and dickhead knows about it

I’d go on a sudoku cruise too amy

Honestly this riddles fucking easy im so angry

Amy’s right tho, you do 6v6, one side’s heavier, then you divide that one 3v3, one side’s heavier, you do 1v1 and either they’re equal and the last one’s the heaviest or one of them’s already the heaviest

I cannot tell you how infuriated i get everytime im reminded of dickhead peralta’s later character arc.

2:19

s/o framing jake as druggie

spoiler its sofias druggie bossman

holt : “sarcasm the cowards lie” ouch

oh yeah also terry and holt missed ginas dance thing and shes upset

and also charles gotta work with the two giant babies

2:20

Jakes unhealthy obsession with his job episode 40 of 40

Rosa&holt scheming to avoid personal chats, relatable

Rosas dads a teacher, two sisters

2:21

Jake and amy have a crush on the same guy till the guy likes amy and jake likes amy more

Terrys looking into a new job and boyle gina holt get weird about it

2:22

Jakes on a treasure hunt, terry’s looking into a school for his kids again?

Holt v wunch 1946th time

Bingpot

The velvet thunder is probs thor’s more dramatic second cousin

2:23

Wunch got holt transfered sad face

Rosa’s bday

Wunch being incredibly sexual-harrassy again

Rosa likes gilmore girls

Weird sex thing from wunch again geez

Rayray does the robot yay. Dude was there a cancel-scare?

#the-c-odd-prompt #the-c-odd-collection #codd-sequel #codd-sequel-organised

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twstgameplay · 2 years

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Hello guys! Thanks again for your help!!

I absolutely suck at water exams cause I lack any flora SSRs. I’m struggling to even get a B in this exam. Could you suggest a team for me to invest in rn based on my cards?

Hello~

For Normal mode B, here are some teams you can play around with:

Dorm Azul, Lab Riddle, Bday Epel, Robe Vil and Lab Jade;

Dorm Azul, Lab Riddle, Lab Jade, Robe Azul and Lab/Uniform Floyd;

Bday Epel, Robe Vil, Robe Malleus, Robe Kalim, Robe Jamil.

Some notes on POW buddies:

If you use Dorm Azul, remember to have Lab Riddle and Lab Jade with him;

If you use Bday Epel, bring Robe Vil (PE is good too) and Robe Malleus with him;

Floyd buffs both Robe Azul and Lab Jade.

If you level them up, you can do Hard mode too to get A or S.

~ 🦈

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst gameplay #twst strategy #mod furoido

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spiinsparks · 1 year

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@badnikbreaker replied to your post “ ||. //softly pops in to also chime in but...”:

i rly hope the narrative loops it back into that i love the idea of it being a like. intentional growth point for them both

||. gosh same !!!! like. it hit me too,,, sonic's usually at his best w empathy when he uses his own emotional introspection to really like. click. with somebody else. using his own experiences/innermost feelings to... get to the heart of somebody else's (even if he never really acknowledges they're kinda based on his own stuff??) n’ so much of that is being challenged for him rn and then... y’know. surge being like ‘i hate u bc u exist and ur the reason i’m like this’ like at the end of the day sonic from the get-go w surge was of the position of “you’re somebody who’s angry and in pain, and i don’t really know what’s going so i can’t really relate but like. it’s not too late; there’s good in you” ,,, n’ //gestures @ tinkerer arc ,,, like idk i’m losing my train of thought but there’s totally smth there ,,, idk if IDW will hit on it exactly, per say ,, but MAN ??? ma n ,,, also they didn’t really,,, like,,, i’m half wondering if sonic’s flippant attitude stems kinda from the immediate ‘if u’d just killed/imprisoned eggman (as the tinkerer) i wouldn’t have been made’ thing. like. idk that keeps getting brought up and sonic’s just ,,,, hhh about it. like i just wonder what it’d be like if they actually had a proper pow-wow,,, walls comin’ down on both their ends. surge needs to not wanna kill him n’ sonic needs to meet her where she’s at and acknowledge yknow... that decision had ripple effects (which he clearly knows and feels guilt over already but ,,,, to actually say that to someone??? an apology??? an admittance of his own guilt???? about the situation??? moving forward, together, bc it’s not like. it’s not like she’s the only one who needs redemption here ,,, sonic does too & i like to think he knows that)

#badnikbreaker #⸨ * OOC ⸩ — he was never actually called a rodent in the games but yknow .#(i am so sorry i rambled i just again i think it's neat ;;4;;)#(their dynamic could be so neat)#(like if idw doesn't do it man we should do it it'd be so complex and fun)

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honestly mbikmb is actually me rn

the drum - i feel such a depressive cycle everyday and im not getting fucked up bc i cant w my situation but if i could i prob would b!

happy news 4 sadness - my ex lied 2 me constantly + my perception of love is actually so fked up after him and i constantly tried 2 change myself and use sexual stuff for him 2 love me (he treated me like shit and then convinced me i wanted too much from him)

sunburned shirts - honestly i see this as a nostalgia where it ends up not being what you remember, he used 2 look at the sun and he thought of it fondly, but it hurt more than he remembered

stoop kid - its me! im stoop kid! ive been so conditioned to my mother's baby-ing and when i try to be independent im not allowed and then i get yelled at for never helping out and im terrified to leave bc shes constantly saying that i'll fail completely on my own! also in my later "growing up" yrs i watched hey arnold LOL

something soon - i feel so strongly abt this song. trying to do things to keep from losing it + cutting off my hopes bcuz i feel incapable, i feel like the only way i'll ever b seen is to cause problems! break shit! my mother talked a whole bunch of shit about my dad so now i'll never ever see him the same despite him never actually doing anything to me! i both fear and hate him and miss him and wish i had a dad!!!!! treating what im going through as the past to keep myself from focusing on my problems so i dont kms!!!! wanting to hurt myself to have some reason to be upset!!!! wanting to express my emotions but never being able to!!!! if i cant feel better soon then im actually gonna lose my shit GENUINELY! i am completely unable to tell my mother anything bc either it has to do w her and she can do no wrong or its my fault how i feel! (fun fact- i got yelled at in eighth grade 4 listening to help let me go danny gonzalez bc of the kidnapping a girl part and my music is "too dark" LOL (she threatened to send me to a mental hospital on the same car ride to school)) this town is freezing cold!!! i need out!!!!!!! im not allowed to do laundry and my mom barely does it and acts like if i literally have no underwear then its the hardest thing in the world and i have to wait til bc shes constantly too tired (girl i just wore my last pair and im NOT wearing the ones with holes in them) wanting to be somethig more and never feeling content. ignoring my problems w content and procrastinating to complete guilt, i want to leave n sneak out (i literally could ive snuck someone in multiple times b4 LOL), if i dont romanticize what im going through i'll ACTUALLY fucking lose it (im already inching toward a breaking point xP) i hate this house!!!! ive grown up in the same butt fuck nowhere town in the same horrible traumatic house!!!!!!! i need!!!!!!!! to escape!!!!!! so bad!!!!!

guys we're halfway through the album LOL

no passion - this song is actually so depressed dancing 4 me but i honestly dont really listen 2 this one much n think abt the lyrics so no comment VERY EXTREMELY sorry for no passion fans i WILL think of u and listne 2 it more

father, flesh in rags - i love/hate this song honestly, like it kinda reminds me of my ex (scoliosis! his relationship w his dad was a big problem of our relationship!) thats all u get it kinda hurts LOL not in a way of missing him but i get really upset thinking abt all the shit i put up w and forgot abt bc of my SEVERE case of rose coloured glasses

strangers - im actually wanting to create are 4 this song LOL anyway this song is less specific 4 me (honestly i burnt out from something soon LOL) but i too am not gonna last much longer! im sofa king sick of it!!!! all of it!!!!!!

lawns - its okay will my dad left too <3

pow - fun fact my great grandpa was a prisoner of war! he was taken while he was in a plane over russia and there he learned the language in his 3 years there n idk if he escaped or was let go but hes honestly such a cool guy like! love him but he died when i was really young so i didnt get much of a relationship w him but if i was a great grandparent i'd be really happy 2 meet my great grand kid so im really happy i got to meet him

open-mouthed boy - i too call god a SHIT and then scamper off

ne way im so obsessed w car seat even if i dont have much to say and im just saying a bunch of nothing burgers i have so much appreciation for everything car seat headrest has done even w the songs i dont like (im looking at you hymn and famous) i know somewhere other people like them n are also so affected by car wseat and its just like wowzerz! love this band sofa king much! cant wait to see them live in june!!!!!

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