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#Little blasphemy
agomeangelcat · 1 year
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A Fair Lady indeed.
The armored figure grabs the rosary from their chest, breaking the chain.
Fighting for god brought them nothing but death and the hot flames of the bonfire, now they want to kill humanity!?  unforgivable, if that's what God wants, unfortunately, the sword cannot allow it. 
Throwing the symbol of their faith to the ground. 
It was no longer for God, but for humanity.
Silence, the arena was silent. 
The blue flames around the armored figure, the sword in the shape of a cross, rising from the fire.
"Ladies and Gentlemans, Gods and Goddesses and others, the represent of humanity is The warrior who died in the name of God, but even so was not heard by him, or any other god, The Witch!!!" 
The armored figure reveals the face, the face of a woman, thrusting her sword into the ground and the flames around her die. 
"JOANA D'ARC!"
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arden-wings · 4 months
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guys... surely he wouldn't...
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sydneighsays · 11 months
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Pov: Link wears that slütty little frostbite outfit to Sidon's wedding
I made two totk things today ✌️
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needforfidelity · 2 months
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i’m so innocent and naive i need a priest to teach me what sex is :(
“this isn’t a sin little dove, this is what god intended man and woman to do”
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adeleine-everyday · 5 days
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day 79
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add a line!!
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murky-galaxy · 7 months
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The make-shift communion wafer spackle is by far my favourite wild and outlandish detail that's been completely left out of Dracula adaptations because between van Helsing having to source those, the dubious way of this even really being a thing and working, and just overall being a great example of Stoker's somewhat loose grasp on Catholicism, I get why people leave it out, but it's so fucking funny, and it floors people every time I tell them about it it's great
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stealingyourbones · 1 year
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Luke 24:46: “Thus it is written, that the Christ should suffer and on the third day rise from the dead.”
Original Art and MANY other versions of my art below
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bowerywilliam · 1 year
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how is Christ the Lord supposed to rise back to life tonight in these conditions? He is also a swiftie :(
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lasagna-with-teeth · 21 days
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Thinking about choking him with his rosary while making him pray and repent for being a needy little whore. <3
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leitnerpiper420 · 26 days
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i think laura lee would have become antler queen if she didnt explode. she has command over people even if they dont take her seriously all the time. especially since lottie looked to her like a saint. laura lee was the one who had misty show them where van is.
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cynomain69 · 1 year
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merry crisis to all who celebrate!!
i was very tired when i made this and so they are tiny animals in some panels but i think that just heightens the vibes
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simmyfrobby · 7 months
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― “To: Judas Iscariot”, Thérèse Naccarato
Hockey Poetry Post 87/?
(Photo credit: Jason Mowry, Emilee Chinn, Emilee Chinn, Emilee Chinn, Patrick McDermott, link, Jeanine Leech)
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certifiedcoffeeaddict · 3 months
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link to the weird little girls post
i spelled toritsuka's name right on first try (!!) but had to google his name to check if i really did get it right (...)
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grahamdollton · 2 months
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just wanted to say i'm real fond of the way james says this particular thing in this one part of that audiobook that he recorded . . . . .
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420technoblazeit · 1 year
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can you imagine if sam asked gabe about jesus and he was like oh yeah that guy i played a sick prank on his parents lmao. dad didnt like that one.
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holywhorror · 6 months
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sacrificial angel † dirty slut with needs
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