I love the hc that all of Jon’s characters are related cause on one hand you’ve got this loser anime dweeb but in the other you have this unhinged lawyer. But then you’ve also got the most basic guy to ever exist then you have some kid with super powers AND you also have a religious virgin with a murderous inhumane son who lives in the woods, and I’m not even going to include what might happen if you try involve wiggly somehow. It’s just so crazy (I love it so much)

Brad Callahan, Quarterback

So Brad, instead of Max, being the Nighthawks QB is one of the more interesting minor details in Yellow Jacket. Of course a lot of time has passed since the timelines diverged, so it's perfectly possible that Max's family moved, or that the try-outs played out differently. But also could there be the Implication(TM) that Max is, you know... dead?

I highly doubt that a version of Nerdy Prudes played out in this timeline, since it's hard to see Steph and Pete going along with anything Grace says now that they're free of the Witch Wood and her reign of summer camp terror. But we still have Grace herself, who in this timeline possesses both untainted prudishness and an alliance with Little Jerry, and is already a bit mad with power by the time their senior year starts. And it's hard to imagine a version of Max who doesn't hit on Grace any chance he gets. So what if, to punish him for his carnal desires, the Grace of Nightmare Time 2 lured Max out into the woods (just as, a couple of branches over, she had him lured to the Waylon House) and let the Axe Man do his work on her behalf? Leaving Brad Callahan to step forward and torment Hannah with his enlarged ego and Justin Bieber haircut.

I know there's a lot of what-ifs in this, but we can't deny that the Max of the Nightmare Time 2 timeline is conspicuous in his absence. It just makes sense to me, that the Grace of Abstinence Camp would also rain demonic justice down on Max and call it divine. And I love the idea that Max and Grace are another pattern that echoes out across the web of timelines, like some twisted inversion of Paulkins or Lautski. Paul and Emma will always find each other, as will Steph and Pete. Lex and Ethan will always love each other and it will always be doomed. And Grace Chasity will oh-so-righteously send Max Jagerman to his demise. Even if we don't see it happen.

It's just so fucked up and therefore so very Them.

These posters in the nurse’s office remind me of the Chasitys and the Jerries

Idea.

The witchwood survived the tgwdlm bomb and little Jerry was the only natural survivor. The hive found him and now he's like their tank super fighter. In return he can finally express himself and be seen.

Do you see my vision? Paul riding on Jerry's shoulders into the next cities invasion, Jerry double wielding hatchets, singing with the most beautiful, impossible tenor or base voice you've ever heard. General infected macnamara in his falsetto beside him and Paul singing along in a trio of terrible, amazing power.

“Oh my god, it’s the axe man —“

my phone kept correcting “ axe man “ to “ ace man “ which honestly isn’t entirely wrong

There have got to be some Hatchetfield universes in the infinite multiverse where Boy Jerry and Girl Jerry actually get help after she gets pregnant and disowned, right? They go to therapy and maybe support groups, make friends outside their insular Christian bubble, work out a healthier relationship with each other and their religion, slowly let go of their toxic purity culture and shame. And stop using the prefixes Boy and Girl. In one or more of those universes they may decide they still want to have their child and get married to raise them normally and better than their parents raised them. They might even have Camp Idonwannabang shut down to stop it contributing to the messing up of any more youths. So rather than being raised in and on the plants of the magical Witchwood, Jerry Junior grows up as an ordinary kid. Well, not quite ordinary - your parents becoming parents at eighteen years old (assuming they were the same age Steph is) and unlearning a lot of harmful beliefs during your early childhood would give you baggage - but he isn’t Lumber Axe!

I can’t find ages for the Jerries or a number of years since their son is born, and his supernatural physical and mental growth muddies that further (he was six feet tall by the age of two!). The Jerries don’t seem that young to me. Let’s say they’re around thirty-four in the present, the same age as Tom Houston, making their son sixteen if they had him at eighteen. He’s a teenager. He’s going to school. Probably having completely morally fine sexual urges.

But then imagine JJ is connected to the Black and White and sees through the multiverse in visions or dreams, or some cosmic event happens that causes people to meet their counterparts or something. Imagine this poor boy discovering that in another life, he could have been the Axe Man, eight foot serial killer of teenagers and his own parents.

That’s one way to gain more appreciation for your parents’ good life decisions, right?

I wonder how Little Jerry would have turned out were he not born in the witchwood. Definitely still at least somewhat feral on account of having been raised by Boy Jerry

Can I request Little Jerry [top picture] singing a duet with Little Chrissy [bottom picture]? They are both from Sesame Street, and they are super obscure, but a few of their songs are on Youtube if you're interested.

I feel like little Chrissy is likely smaller, but I like how they look. Wonder what they're singing...

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: little Jerry has been chillin with me tonight while i shared a movie with friends and earlier he yawned in my face and it was so damn cute

It is Little Jerry and the Monotones

I have spent much time thinking “Damn, I love the Muppets, but I can’t draw the Muppets”. Well, turns out I can.

been thinking about angels a lot lately

i want to put all of jon’s characters in a glass terrarium and occasionally add apple slices dusted with calcium to watch all the little jons scamper to the nourishment

These r like...idk almost a year old n they suck, but fuck it

I'm working on bigger stuffs while doing doodle requests simultaneously !! Consider this a tiny treat in the meantime :]]

Ulysses discovering he’s basically a father is so funny to me because like,,, I feel like now he’s suddenly realized has words for most of the other parents on Fable. He didn’t get to have an opinion before but not he does and those opinions are strong akgsksgsgaks

I think they should kiss idc that J'onn is here

Fright Night (1985) dir. Tom Holland