“You have been a bad friend to Riz Gukgak Adaine” the way I SCREAMED

Zerxus gets his face ripped off + bonus Brennan:

folk implosion official website (c. 2004)

ok ok listen…….. what if i made a oc verse set in m*etriod.. like a clown or two set in the verse ✨👁🥀❣️

have you considered that im happier here 'cause he told me i should be? oh? you're so handsome when i'm all over your mouth(WHEN IM ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN IM ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH--) I TRIED TO BE GOOD AM I NO GOOD? AM I NO GOOD?? AM I NO GOOD??? WITH MY MEMORY RESTRICTED TO A POLAROID IN EVIDENCE!!!! I JUST WANTED TO BE YOURS! CAN I BE YOURS?? CAN I BE YOURS??? JUST TELL ME IM YOURS!!!! IF IM TURNING IN YOUR STOMACH AND IM MAKING YOU FEEL SICK!!!!! AM I MAKING YOU FEEL SICK???????

THESE FOUR WORDS YOU HAVE GIVEN TO ME. CAPTAIN KNICKOLAS PNACKOLAS HOB.

I GOT D20 LIVE TICKETS

Y'ALL THEY SELL BUG INFUSED VODKA IM CRYING

PLEASE i have a past of alcohol dependency so I'm not supposed to drink hard liquor anymore but I need to know what Tarantula vodka tastes like 😭😭

Im losing my mind can Luis come back to cr ????? I love him ??????

Lou's Fic Recs (new)

Matty:

piercer Matty! Part 1 & part 2 by @sugar-coat-it

does it matter by @procrastinatinglikeapro

mechanic Matty by @noacfslut

and I'm petrified of being alone, now by @heyidkyay

hot to go @noacfslut

white and gold & the nsfw alphabet by @wreckedandpolemic

George:

dancing like she way out by @toomuchracket

one for the road by @abiiors

night, midnight, lose my mind by @grocerystorelist

car head by @wreckedandpolemic

subby matty by @think0fmehigh

Ross:

bunny by @abiiors

this by @abiiors (anything she writes is gold btw)

pierced by @wrestletotheground

workout ross by @wrestletotheground

the spring curse by @abiiors

new writers ( this is a new thing im doing but everytime i'll be including some new writers -to me, that ive read, that i think you should check out <3 )

@abboutross has some great ross fics and im enjoying her new series anywhere you go

@coucous-ballad posted this recently and i hope she writes more bc i love her

EURSULON TELLING SUVI TO SHUT UP IN THAT TONE. IM LOSING MY MIND LOU THE PERFORMER THAT YOU ARE

The posthumous child Jercy with fem!Percy.

She was born at 12 o'clock and 32 minutes at night, she is small and fragile with a loud voice, the midwife carefully passes the baby to her assistant to examine and wash her. Sephis under the influence of a powerful sedative-analgesic mixture, but she understands everything anyway and cries. Tears have become a part of her nature, if she were a nymph and not a demigod, she would have turned into a river long ago. their daughter has just been born, their little girl is here, she still feels the pain of giving birth to her daughter and will take her in her arms very soon. But Jason is not here, he does not hold her hand, does not look at their daughter with tears of joy in his eyes, does not hold her hand and does not tell how much he loves her and how happy he is... Jason is dead, he will never meet their daughter, their girl never had a chance to meet her father, and Sephis will be her only parent. The tears are scalding cold on her hot cheeks and she feels especially acutely the abyss in her heart. When her baby girl is placed on her chest, she feels a searing warmth developing inside her. She has lush honey feathers on her head, a rare scattering of freckles on the bridge of her nose and cheeks, but most importantly her eyes, her eyes, are bright piercing, blue, blue, like electricity, like lightning, like the most beautiful thing that ever existed. Doris Lou Jackson looks like Jason and she has his eyes. She presses her lips to the top of their gorgeous daughter's head and cries, mourning their family that was doomed from the very beginning.

Anon plz, ur harming me.

Im not such a fem!Percy Jercy kinda guy (most just cause I’ve never read it or thought about it) but like, the concept as a whole is just like sad and damned.

The exhaustion of losing the most important your life and being another into the world is like living life of this constantly grating and testing seesaw that’s unforgiving in pace. One side of you is now needing to live again because you have this little life that is in your hands now, but the other side is still lost in the grief of losing your other half.

Percy going through this is like kryptonite to me. Percy has been one of my favorites since I was in elementary school and since my creative bones have woken up, making him sad is a hobby. “Fixing” him through bittersweet means like this is torturous but also so fulfilling if you get what I mean?

For your concept, I imagine it would be a daily struggle for Percy. Everyday with a little bundle who makes her struggle with emotions and exhaustion in a way that taxes her more than depression already did pushes her to near exceeding limits everyday, but their little look alike also manages to heal still raw wounds. Even on the worst of days, their baby manages to fix something small within him, to allow some light to crack through that thick darkness that built up after Jason died. The darkness never fully goes away, but for their little one, it ceases to control every aspect of her life.

Huge disclaimer that kids shouldn’t be used as objects of “healing” but there’s absolutely no doubt in my mind that kids can heal broken parts of us. I love writings with babies and kids just being exactly what they are and their gardians just being like “wow, I really have to change myself for this kid because I just love them so much. I never thought I could find happiness like this again, blah blah blah” it’s so AAAAAAAA

Thank you for the food anon 🤲🏻🤲🏻

You and the triplets have been friends for as long as you could remember, giving that your family’s were very close. Mary Lou decided that a beach day would be super fun considering the weather is getting nicer.

Before you leave you ask Chris which bathing suit you should wear.  you told him to turn around while you changed, and just the fact that you were wearing so little clothing in the same room as him, made him blush bright red and his dick half hard. 

After a bit of driving you guys arrived at the beach and Chris couldn’t take his eyes off of you. He thought you were the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. You and Chris went swimming but he was so distracted by the fact that you were practically naked he couldn’t focus. He let him mind wander and next thing he knew his dick was painfully hard. 

He hoped it wasn’t too obvious as you dragged him out of the water, not realizing that his swim shorts were now stuck tight to his body due to the water. You look down at his huge bulge and he turns bright red. “Oh my g-god I’m so sorry” he cries, so embarrassed that you could she his hard on. 

“Is that from me?” You ask very confident because you already knew the answer. “Uh y-yea i guess, I’m really sorry.” He says very quietly, so only you could hear. His eyes were glossy as if he was about to cry. “do you want help?” You ask “what” he says shock plastered all over his face. “Do you want help?, looks painfull” You repeat “are you sure?” He asks  You shake your head “mhm”

his jaw dropped. His mind is racing no way the girl he’s had a crush on for 11 years I was about to help him with his boner. “ we don’t have to if you don’t want to I would hate to make you uncomfortable.” 

You say “no no it’s fine!” he quickly response scared he was gonna lose the opportunity

You smirk and drag him to the bathroom, ask him if he is sure again and he was more than sure. “ I’ve never really done this before, so I might not last long” you chuckle “don’t worry about it” the fact that only you have ever seen him in this stage makes you ego boost. “Tell me if you want to stop at any time” as you start to undo his swim trunks. 

His Cock springs out, it was huge. Covered In pre-cum and vains. He whimpers and you grab the base and squeeze his balls. He jumps at the new sensation, “please” he whines “tell me what you want pretty boy”  “you’re lips wrapped around my cock p-please” you get on your knees, start to lick the tip. You slowly start to take more of his dick down your throat, and he whines. “Oh my g-god please don’t stop” 

You pick up your pace and he continues to whimper and pant. “Fuck just like that!! ” he cries. You grab his balls which earns allowed moan in response, anyone out of the restroom definitely could’ve heard. His legs start to shake imply that his is close “Im going to cum-“  as he finished down your throat. 

YOU GUYS ARE FEEDING EVERYBODY TODAY

what. THE FUCK do you mean "elected to lose all class features"?

does that include hit dice? does he have the ac and hp of a commoner? what about proficiency? i kind of get what lou was thinking but is he trying to die? did he pick elf weapon training? how expec live past round one how?? wat?? im losin my mind? what abuot llitealy any class featrue? ??

lou flinching whenever the stepmother gets loud hurts my soul. i wanna hug him. i wanna hug him and pinocchio. im gonna lose my mind.

Crowley and velvet underground???

I'm losing my queer little mind over how it's cannon that Crowley's favourite song is literally I'll Be Your Mirror I am so unhealthily happy but oh my GOD y'all

if you've never listened to Pale Blue Eyes it is literally fucking HEARTWRENCHING i can't cope i'm honestly kind of shocked it's not on their cannon playlist because it just fits her side of the divorce SO WELL. like bfr I'm GNAWING on my bedframe. and you cannot convince me they hear it and absolutely break. down. every time.

also i know we got him talking about velvet underground in season one but it's just SUCH. a good band for him?? Like whatever music niche they've hit i can't even explain but it's literally PERFECT for her and I literally might even argue it's more perfect that Queen. Like, Crowley wouldn't be listening to deathcore or shoegraze or nu metal, grunge, punk etc even though those are quite stereotypically seen as like, demonic genres of music LMAO I can't quite see it. he would appreciate it, sure, but his fave type of music is whatever the fuck Velvet is doing Underground somewhere it just fits.

Tbh almost ALL of VU's discog fit Crowley in one way or another it's wild and I hope Good Omens singlehandedly make VU's streams go up after this like babe HAVE YOU LISTENED to After Hours?? Or the Black Angel's Death Song??? Or I Found a Reason???? Or ????? And don't even get me STARTED on how Waiting for My Man is so Aziraphale im consuming my keyboard

Even if you don't agree with how ineffable coded VU is then you have to admit they've just got good songs that touch on kickass topics, like Candy Says which was actually written about a trans girl Lou Reed knew and her struggle with gender. To say that's Crowley coded would be taking away from it I believe, but could you IMAGINE Crowley listening to it and always feeling bad at how humans were so confined physically?? Like he would be third person heartbroken for us AND Candy

I am literally THIS CLOSE 🤏 to making a tasty angsty scrumy lil animatic of Pale Blue Eyes because listen to the song, look me dead in the eyes and tell me I'm wrong, but the only thing stopping me is that there's enough of those tasty angsty scrumy lil animatics around rn 😭 we're eating a little TOO good

anyways im sorry for this post being literally aimless rambling but I absolutely ADORE VU and GO so this cooking my brains im going to combust